The Adventure Zone is so funny with regard to the boys’ interactions with Clint because sometimes they’re like “what do you think Daddy?” or “whoa Daddy that was so cool!” and other times it’s “I’ve told you this so many times old man you have a microphone, if you yell again I’m evicting you”

clint’s instagram pfp is KILLING me

TAZ vs. Dracula is great because it opens with a horse-drawn carriage chase. In a later episode someone is chastised for double parking their Hyundai Elantra. There are magic light sources and the DJ at the Werehouse is surrounded by electronic music equipment. Everybody thinks the Invisible Man is an asshole. Justin tried to take body shots off of another horse in order to bite it and no longer be a werehorse. Clint basically murdered his character only a couple episodes in despite being told not to do what would kill him. Scenes of light body horror inclination are set to baroque music. Travis finally has a dog

shoutout to the only taz campaign

Please listen to TAZ vs. Dracula

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THE TAZ EARRINGS MY BOYFRIEND MADE ME FOR CHRISTMAS

From tonight’s dadlands: Clint McElroy making the shot of the century???????

you know it’s a classic clint move when it makes griffin go “OKAY MAN SURE MAN YEAH MAN YEAH BUD FOR SURE NO PROBLEM DEFINITELY PLANNED ON THAT YESSIR!”

Guess who's been pondering a relisten lately...

taz v. dracula side effects: having the "oh yeah theyre fucking. To Me" thought about dracula and goddamn frankenstein

I need someone who can draw people to get me Indrid in pink and yellow, STAT

Shoe box: I could kill him for you if you don't have the guts. Are you too, um, is it still ok for me to ask if you're too pussy?

Montrose: it's actually not ok --

Shoebox: Good ok are you too pussy to do it? Cuz I'll put a pistol right in his mouth and give him the express train to bitch city.

Emerich: did we invite you to --?

Every day I wake up and cry because griffin Mcelroy made such beautiful pieces of work. Amnesty, Balance, Ethersea, it all makes me insane and Balance and Amnesty hurts me so bad dude fuck you Griffin for making such a wonderful story and fuck you Justin Travis and Clint for making such wonderful characters.

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* THE ENERGYS DRAGON!!!! 💥😤👹😒💥😡🧙‍♂️🙄🐲

TAZ when I'm at home: "Our capacity for love increases with each person we cross paths with throughout our lives, and with each moment we spend with those people. But, too often we neglect that part of ourselves in favor of others. And by the time we realize just how important it is, we find ourselves with fewer folks around to practice with."

TAZ when I'm at work: "HEY THUG WHAT’S YOUR NAME? I'M ABOUT TO TENTACLE YOUR DICK!"