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xxhinastarxx · 1 month
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Oh my god what I did to Pac-Man... He's so...terrifying...
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royalarchivist · 5 months
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Tubbo: [Singing] Me and my besties~! Hopefully the other two aren't having sex.
[Dramatic zoom-in on his character]
Tubbo: [Dying of laughter] WHY'D HE GET CLOSER TO THE CAMERA WHEN I SAID THAT?! WHY'D HE LEAN IN TO SAY THAT? WHY DID HE LEAN IN? WTF, HELLO?! WTF!
[Pac and Fit laughing in the background]
Pac: Man I'm- I'm just gonna do a breakdance. That's all.
Tubbo: WHAT?
Fit: Yeah, that's actually wild.
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rhiaarrow · 2 months
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Okay I did not realize how much qFit has changed as a character until I started watching his old vods.
I mean an obvious one is that he used to call Ramón 'it' and now he calls him his 'beautiful baby boy made in heaven by God himself'.
But today I was watching a vod (bc bald man is in Australia and I was having withdrawals /j) and I realized how different Hideduo from a few months ago and Hideduo now are.
This morning I decided to watch the event to rescue the new members from the ice, Tubbo's first day on the island from Fit's POV.
My man was just zooming ahead of everyone with no care in the world and I got so fucking confused.
You're telling me that the man who for I've watched for weeks scan every room he's in regardless of how crowded to make sure qPac's there and panics if he's been out of his sight for longer than 5 minutes didn't even check Pac was even with the group before heading off and then proceeded to travel alone by trident? What the actual fuck.
And then in the middle of a fight he's providing ranged support and accidentally hits Pac smack in the face at point blank with a golden carrot and just laughs, mumbles 'oops' to himself and keeps going, accidentally hitting him AGAIN only a few seconds later and not even mumbling oops that time! Current Fit would be apologizing his ass off like 'oh I'm so sorry Pac I missed, are you okay?' and grovelling for forgiveness from his boyfriend.
Then Pac DCs right in front of him in the middle of a pack of mobs and Fit helps kill off those mobs then immediately runs away to fight more mobs! He didn't wait for Pac to come back but I'm pretty damn confident that the current Fit would go "nooo Pac!" and then camp Pacs DC spot until he got back in, past Fit however did not give a shit.
Then Pac gets downed by a whale that was hitting him and he didn't even notice that Pac got downed! He just kept shooting the whale and Cellbit had to revive Pac who was literally 2 fucking blocks away from Fit's feet asking for someone to res him, wtf??
Then when they're on the wall showing qTubbo around qPac teleports off then disconnects without even saying goodbye to anyone. Granted it was a handful of people but he didn't even say bye to qFit I mean wtf
What the fuck happened in the past couple months?
I'm so used to Fit scanning the room for Pac or making sure Pac is safe or constantly messaging Pac to ask where he is or making sure Pac's within his sight that the lack of Pac in the stream was so fucking jarring.
Like dude I did not realize how different they were only a couple months ago, it's fucking insane
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anonymous-dentist · 7 months
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Who are the type of people super villain cellbit would target? (specific or non specific) and was he still a weird little cannibal? or is he slightly more normal in this au in that one way. Is there any particular reasons why he stoped being Enigma? (if you've already answered any of these then my bad lol)
Okay so Cellbit himself was a villain but he liked picking on literally anybody weaker than him because he was a very edgy young man at the time. He needed to Prove Something. Even though he didn’t need to at all tbh
The cannibal thing didn’t happen in this au, it’s just a rumor spread around. He did cut off Pac’s leg tho… or, rather, he scared Pac bad enough that Pac cut his own leg off to escape from the trap he was in. Rip
He kinda just liked the power he felt from scaring people to death. He didn’t have a lot of power himself growing up, so it felt good to be someone people were afraid of
But then he got arrested as himself, Cellbit, not as Enigma for legitimately killing a low-rank FoH hero in self-defense. Again, nothing to do with Enigma, and only the Brazilians know he used to be a villain to this day
He spent a bit of time in prison being all “I’m going to fucking kill them all wtf”, but then he met Richarlyson for the first time and he went. Oh, God, I Need To Be A Good Example For This Child.
And then Forever, as mayor, authorized Cellbit’s early release from prison as long as Cellbit had regular check-ins with the FoH to monitor his behavior, and Cellbit decided he was done being a villain. It felt good to have someone look up to him because they loved him, and he adores his son and wants only the best for him, and he can’t exactly give Richas his best if he’s in prison for mass murder
To this day, nobody (but the Brazilians) knows where Enigma went, and there’s a pretty good bounty on his head. Nobody managed to find out his ability officially, but the FoH has a hunch that, whatever it is, it’s something they want…
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captainjacklyn · 2 years
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I saw your special meal and all I can think reading "five words : Please don't hurt my family." And "Oh hello there jesus ! How did I die ? well I just got STABBED BY ONE OF YOUR PROBLEMATIC CHILDREN !" Is just Duolingo and I lowkey kinda want some headcanons for the Savanaclaw and/or Heartslabyul (up to you) of just MC dressed as Duolingo (Like the official Duolingo Tiktok's Duolingo) for Halloween with a knife (IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR HALLOWEEN)
Thank you ^^
- ♤
Well this is so not gonna be family friendly, that's for sure ! One killer Duolingo coming up. (also, I'll be doing both dorms so Savannaclaw will be coming shortly afterwards)
Sorry for answering this ask so late, I hope you'll forgive me.
Content : Head canons, crack and just absolute chaos
Warning(s) : a lot of cussing and I will swear so fuck off mother I ain't family friendly, killer mascot, knife, H A L L O W E E N
Part 1 : Heartslabyul Part 2 : Savannaclaw
Mc/Yuu is dressed as a murdering owl Duolingo for Halloween
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Oh my god
This is more terrifying than his mother yelling at him.
Wtf are you and whyareyouholdingaknifeathimholyshit-
This is not what he thought of when you said you'll dress as an owl, the only good thing about this situation is the fact that he is now unconscious and on the floor.
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wait a minute
GODDAMNIT MC-
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Did he just witness a giant green ball running after a screaming headmaster ?
Yes. yes he did.
Is he going to do anything about it ?
No, no he isn't.
R.I.H stands for 'rot in hell'
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So R.I.H Crowley you will not be missed, at all. No but seriously don't even think of coming back as a spirit because I'll ghost buster your ass.
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Well this is SO gonna get him a million likes on magicam, you look adorbs ! Wait is that a knife
Lmao this is so kawaii~
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I regret saying that. With my whole ass life you can take my money and my family. I will never say that ever again-
KAWAIII DESUUUU~
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The owl is still chasing down Crowley by the way.
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What a coincidence ! He is wearing the exact same thing with the exact same knife and the exact same goal which is murde-
Because it's difficult to walk in these huge costumes y 'all are rolling over like bowling balls, scaring everyone to death including me.
PAC MAN WHO-
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Do I have to make another "mom, pick me up" joke ?
I surely do because what else am I going to use to talk about this man's horrified expression.
You truly are a nightmare, but he can't blame you for trying to set the dorm on fire-
His mind is still loading to process the information of what the fuck is going on at the moment.
Is the knife a part of the costume ?
it is ?
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LET ME GET MY OWN
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I hope you liked this piece of trash.
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slaket-and-sprash · 1 year
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Honestly it's so fucking disgusting that the MCU and it's imitators have trained audiences to expect sequels, spinoffs, reboots, and a big crossover cinematic universe.
Like goddamn not EVERY FUCKING THING NEEDS A CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
Like yeah I know I say "SCU" (Shrek cinematic universe) but that's a joke. I don't think we need a movie focusing on every little aspect of the Shrek world.
Or like...ok but I might be a little biased bc I fucking hate the live action Disney remakes (not for any political reason like I'm not an anti-woke weirdo but bc they're all bad shitty takes on classic Disney films with bad CGI that looks lifeless) but like...mf we don't need them to crossover, that's a shit idea and making a live action kingdom hearts movie to cross them all over is a doubly shit idea, speaking from a kingdom hearts fan.
Also like making a smash bros movie with Pikachu, Sonic, and Mario is a terrible idea bc all 3 films have drastically different tones and artstyles, and also if you want them to shit out more video game movie adaptations just to get a smash bros movie, fuck you, yes I want movie adaptations of Pikmin, Kirby, Zelda, Star Fox and Metroid but I DONT want them all done by illumination in order to make a smash bros movie. Smash Bros dosent work with a story, and also illumination can't handle making a movie with a darker storyline, I would rather them done by different studios. Also the detective Pikachu and Sonic movie, as well as the potential Metal Gear, MegaMan, Pac-Man and Minecraft movies would have vastly different artstyles and tones.
Not everything needs to be a cinematic universe. Thats what ruined modern star wars and DC movies.
Like did y'all watch illumination's the Grinch and go "I boy I hope they have a Dr.seuss cinematic universe with the lorax and Horton hears a who!" Like wtf marvel fucking spoiled y'all.
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aro-laurance-zvahl · 9 months
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Michael and Jake is such a big brained pairing wtf. TELL ME MORE do they play on the same team in capture the flag? what sorts of shenanigans do the boys get up to? has Jake ever used charm speak on Michael?
AJHDJAJSJS YEAH! It’s actually. So funny how they ended up being a ship for this. Basically this all started because I listened to The Lightning Thief Musical when I was deep into BMC fic writing, and so naturally I start thinking of a Half-Blood AU but I could only really settle on godly parents for Michael and Jake (as well as Chloe but hers is Zeus, obviously, and I didn’t want to mess with Big Three Kid shenanigans)
So basically I was just writing random drabbles set in no partially timeline, messing around as most of my writing is. And they. Just kept wanting to kiss! So I let them. Also fun fact I’m a big Expensive Headphones (Michael/Rich) shipper and I started shipping them for the Exact Same Reason. These boys just all want to kiss Michael who am I to stop them?
ANYWAY TO YOUR QUESTIONS!!
They absolutely do play capture the flag on the same team and it obviously started during that time where Jake was just scared and attached to Michael and Michael wanted nothing mlre than for Jake to just pretend he didn’t exist like he did at school but Chiron obviously sees Jake has imprinted on Michael like a lost duckling and keeps them together at all costs. It works out.
Some shenanigans include Jake swiping weed from some Demeter kids for Michael, them locking one of Michael’s sisters into the armory with her crush, Michael slipping notes written in Ancient Greek into Jake’s locker, Knife Throwing. I also have the very vivid idea of Jake pestering Michael into trying out for the archery team since there’s a spot open now, and Michael jsuy shrugging it off and saying no until Squipped Up Jeremy says something rude about it and oh no now Michael has to do it. And Jake is just happy because he gets to watch his boyfriend be the best fucking archer ever and show everyone how cool he is (truly hearts in his eyes)
And then the charmspeak on Michael, the answer is a Yes. At least once on accident when he was still new and not aware he even had it. But he does do it purposely when he notices Michael spiraling into a panic attack, tries to smother it out before it can start by charming him into breathing and calming down. Works well enough but probably feels real funky and depending on the source can be a temporary solution. Jake would learn to use it sparingly, the Halloween Party is a good example of when he would do it
Also I can’t believe I forgot to mention this but Michael and Dionysus are actually lowkey buds. Is this partially because of George Salazar being both of them? Yes. But it’s also because Dionysus loves Pac-Man and so does Michael! And Michael would 100% sneak around to find his personal Pac-Man machine to play at camp.
And one last fun fact, Michael’s contact name in Jake’s phone is “Apollo But Gayer” and Jake’s in Michael’s phone is “Aphrodillinger”
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urfavnegronerd · 3 months
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Your argument is that he “fell off.” But considering he currently breaking records for a charting song proves other wise. Thats all I am saying.
tl;dr: i miss when jack harlow was on that dorky white-boy hip hop swag type shit, similar to mac miller, without being disrespectful
music brain rot because i'm teaching myself to learn how to produce music for college application purposes
okay yeah no i completely get that, he's doing really well music chart topping wise (is there an actual word for that idk), it just feels like the quality of music (from my standpoint, and i was also someone who could identify what pac and biggie sounded like before i knew wtf the alphabet was so i may full and well be biased) kinda declined. i feel like we watching a post malone type jawn all over again, like he kinda used the hip-hop sound to get recognition (?) and then kinda drifted into pop???? idk lovin on me is very shopping background music-y idk if that makes sense but that's just what it sounds like. like im saying mans occasionally drops something that has me like 'well... shit i guess white men CAN jump' (im sorry that was a bad joke but very much needed). like that whole luv is dro, already best friends, whats poppin era did him so good and i think that's an era that he needs to return to. like that specific sound did him so good like, he js has that dope-ass white boy swag that we ain't really seen since mac miller and boy do we need that back, and the sounds he was using (bass heavy type shit(i might be dragging it but yk what i mean), light synth kinda). and it could js be 100% that he was working a lot more w/ statik (hope he's doing better)
dont get me wrong i still stream the songs i like but he js isn't as appealing as he was w the records he's currently putting out. and its not to say that people shouldn't aim to express themselves artistically and experiment with who they are, its just (from my standpoint) that by going in the complete opposite direction rather than experimenting with different subgenres of hip hop (there's a lot, s/o my extra credit research paper) he lost a pretty big demographic of listeners
thats all :)
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piranya · 2 days
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I am so excited that u rbd my weird al ask game post !!! 1, 12, 13, 14, 15
&&& i am so excited that ur sending me numbers!!!!!! 1. how did you first get into weird al? i got into al thru the furry mmo Furcadia in 2006. there was this pokemon dream and some random rpers in the ooc lobby demanded i go listen to virus alert. i was like. wtf are you talking about. whats that. are u trying to give me a virus. but they were insistent so i looked it up & it changed my life... also before that there was stray cats dream with a jukebox and when u hit it, it played weird al green eggs and ham and i didnt know it was him until i later binge watched every weird al video that existed & was shook. surprisingly deep cut to stumble onto in a video game
12. which song do you personally relate to the most? dare to be stupid . :^). also you make me is literally me @ mitch. she DOES make me wanna staple bagels to my face and remove em with a pitch fork
13. a song you think is underrated? oughhh.... thats hard. i wish more of his first album was Known by the locals. the checks in the mail, such a groovy guy, i'll be mellow when i'm dead, stop draggin my car around. theyre just bangers. also not first album but melanie & young dumb and ugly & pac-man ?? ate
14. a song that gets stuck in your head a lot? airline amy. anytime anyone ever says anything "drives them nuts" it hits me like a truck
15. what song/s would you show people if they had never heard of weird al before? tbh when i show ppl music i like i try to detectivate them and figure out the kind of music theyre into and then tactically send them ones i think theyd like specifically because i WILL make ppl like the music i like . i will. you are not immune to propaganda
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iman2 · 6 months
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reality drama ||
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no fr? what the fuck are you doing HERE? on my fucking blog?? i'm his wife? who said that? your voodoo man? ... wtf? i feel insane. you're really here. listen i don't give a fuck about you or that little boy. i don't care about your mom or your green cum side nigga. you must be fucking crazy if you think you're gonna fucking marry him. i am his WIFE. GIRL??????? i'm not fighting for him.
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this is about the fucking panties. i'm looking at you and i'm hearing hit' em up. what did pac say? "you better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up. this is how we do it on our side." i throw hands but...y'all bitches scary. i'm his wife. the teletubbies are mine. it will be televised. we're going to get married and you're gonna die. you fat ugly bitch. you hear what they say about you? they say that you're delusional. NO! they say that YOU'RE delusional. who the fuck is gonna tell you that you don't look like aal1yah because i tried. my hands are fucking tied with this. ... oh? your pussy doesn't actually smell like that. are you the fish? CLOWN. he's real fucking stupid isn't he? wait there's something about music here....
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makav3lli? no it's not that one. it's him. thailand keeps finding one of my boys and crossing him. so when he looks at baby thailand, he's really seeing genesis. why am i alisha? he has to buy you from alladin. the muslims are shipping you with kaseem. really? i can date him? no. 'we' don't want you to. you're the horse girl, don't switch up.
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joytraveler · 1 year
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25. Reward For Being Good
The first thing on screen is Redhead Mom again! In fact it's the same scene as in Keep Your Promises, except it's daylight outside and she has a smile on her face.
"..............."
aroseahorseboy: AY REDMOM
[ "You did a great job playing so far! You haven't missed any games!"]
"......Cool! Hi, uh, I've seen you at least one before, nice meeting you in a better mood?" Bea finds herself smiling at the screen. After Box Baby, this feels like meeting up with an old friend.
[ "You must really love video games! Me too. I'm glad you picked Joy Traveler 1*67!" ]
"I dunno, have you seen some of the stuff in these games?"
Syrupentine: We love you too Redmom! <3<3
[ "Since you do... Here's a special treat for you! Have fun, but don't forget to come back and play more Joy Traveler games!" ]
"Wait, what? Treat? Yes, Bea like treat" When she dismisses the text box, it fades to... a list of letters, and a cursor to choose one.
HNV: oh boy alphabet soup my favorite mom
"Have I ever mentioned I think moms are great, maybe not Isaac's but.. Oh.. Do I get to choose? How does this work? Well let's press B, that's the name of the show!"
B opens up another, much shorter list-- it consists of "Bally Astrocade", "Bandai Super Vision 5000", and "Back."
"I used to be a huge Power Rangers fan so let's see what the Bandai one is all about!"
Another list of 7 items appears: Beam Galaxian. Gun Professional. Missile Vader. Space Fighter. Submarine. Othello. PacPacBird.
Bee52: dude wtf
"What is this? Redmom, are you a giant nerd?? Me too!! I didn't even know about most of these though"
Syrupentine: Yo Bea I heard you like games so I put a multicart in your multicart so you can game while you game
"GAMECEPTION!"
aroseahorseboy: these kinda suck but its awesome to get more games at all!
"Let's not be rude, thank you Redhead Mom! You just helped me get another five or six episodes out of this!"
HNV: Dude. Bea. I have a hunch. Go back and pick "N"
"Mmmkay let's see what happens here.." she does so, sipping her Cactus Cooler thoughtfully.
The list that pops up here are much more familiar phrases: 3DS. DS. Game Boy. Game Boy Advance. Game Boy Color. GameCube? Nintendo 64?? Nintendo Entertainment System???
HNV: YESSS IT WORKED aroseahorseboy: no way man Klickitat_Street: Seriously??
"No no no. No it can't. Really?" She opens N64... Scrolls down through the list until she hits the Ms... there it is.
VRROOOOOM. "Welcome to Mario Kart!"
"FUCK!"
Syrupentine: OMG OMG OMG ButterflyDefect: FAKE FAKE NO WAY Aroseahorseboy: Bea how much did you pay for this game I WANT ONE
Bea's not really listening, she's too engrossed in the DK Rap at the moment. "I, not nearly what it's worth, I can assure you! Wow, thank you, Best Mom Ever! Now look.. don't pirate games, its bad, etc. I should probably say that."
Syrupentine: Wait, that thing doesn't have an analog stick how can it play N64 and GC games???
The answer-- surprisingly well. All the Joy Traveler games have played so simply, Bea hadn't even noticed the analog capacity of the directional pad! "I really don't have a lot of words, this is unbelievable. Pretty much impossible, at least I would have thought so? I'll be honest, I'm not a tech nerd, I just really like playing games, so if you think you have any idea how this crap works.."
"Gonna come back to this one. Many, many more times, methinks"
aroseahorseboy: I wish red mom was MY mom
"I'd say she just topped my upcoming Top 10 Video Game Moms list except I don't think anyone else has played this thing"
Bee52: I can't think of any other moms DueyDecimal: Ms. Pac-Man is a mom, right...?
"Uh, ness's mom, Ms. Pac, and your character's mom from Pokemon.. aaand.. hm, well its a work in progress"
Syrupentine: Hinawa.... *sob* snerd_burglar: nah mama red blows them ALL away DueyDecimal: Weird she's in so many games! Bee52: she's like the host or something MaxForce: Great, horror movies get Elvira, we get an Irish MILF
"You say that like its a bad thing!"
The emulation isn't perfect since there's only so many buttons on that tiny pad; and of course Bea's out of luck if it's a twin-stick game like Panzer Dragoon. But after about fifteen minutes of suggestions from the viewers, she has yet to find a game that isn't included!
"Ok so this all the video games ever and I can only play most of them! I dunno maybe I can figure out some way to hook up another controller with the right buttons but I think I'm set for a while.."
She chomps down on a candy bar, going quiet because it's a really chewy one but also she's deep in thought about what all this means. "I know we want to see everything but let's come back, the Library of Alexandria isn't going anywhere"
Baconnaise: I wonder where the arcade games are though Klickitat_Street: This is some dark shit you're messing with, Bea. MaxForce: There's something called the Switch listed there! I never even heard of it! DueyDecimal: Maybe it's one of those China-exclusive Nintendo consoles? Like the iQue?
"Beg pardon?" She scrolls down the list: Xenoblade 2. Splatoon 2. Super Mario Odyssey. "This isn't even out. None of these games exist yet, do they? WHAT IS THIS MACHINE?!"
aroseahorseboy: HOLY SHIT MARIO MEETS ABE Klickitat_Street: I can't belive they didn't go with "Spla2n"... snerd_burglar: of course it's all sequels, please understand
"This is just too good to be true, I feel like any minute some goons in Mario and Luigi clothes are gonna burst down my door and break my legs here. This must have been made by either a brilliant hacker or someone with the time and resources to make all these on their own."
The first one she chooses is heralded by a singularly beautiful image of the Nintendo logo...then suddenly Redhead pops up in a hard hat. "Oops! You entered the year 2015 in your profile-- This attraction will not be available until 2017. Sorry, but we can't show you a game that hasn't been made yet!"
Klickitat_Street: I knew it Bee52: BOOOO Llord_Kuruku: Lol, Trollmom
"Oh come on, don't go all Mrs. Resetti on me here!" she exclaims. "I mean I don't wanna be ungrateful but its not like I can play 'em anywith.. all right, never mind. Anything else cool on here?"
"Ok hive, let's get right back into the Awesome Companion and explore the next game and hope that last one is still here when we get back!"
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nagdabbit · 3 years
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MY GIRLFRIEND'S COMMENTARY WHILE WATCHING HER FIRST AEW PPV
"my entire fitness goal is hook's shoulder-waist ratio, but with taz's extremely dense neck."
"the funniest thing about wrestling is that this fucking company is trying to make something called a stadium stampede sound both cool, AND serious."
gf: "if you cry listening to a crowd sing judas again, im divorcing you." me: "so that means youre gonna marry me." gf: "i've been bamboozled."
about brian cage: "this man is a huge dork. like, literally, i could fit me in him."
"i dunno what it is, but i would die to protect mr. hangman. he hunk, but he also baby."
thoughtfully, "i bet i could just catch you out of the air like that. i mean, i can squat you, i could probably even curl you like that, too."
because she is deeply in wrestling twitter now: "HOOK! babe, look, its hook! hook hive, rise up!"
"what i love about this feud is that all these men are fuckin' idiots. no brain cells, just shoes and fwiendship."
"what do you mean their tag team isn't just the wild boys, wtf? missed opportunity."
"those kicks are ugly, but i would steal them, too, honestly." *thirty seconds of silence layer* "for you, babe. i'd steal them for you, i mean."
"jon, no, the germs, jon, jesus christ, please dont drink that jon you dumbass."
"i love eddie, but i'm pretty sure we should never hang out. too much extremely new york energy, we would get arrested in like ten minutes. possibly less."
"diorsday device is the funniest shit ive ever fucking heard, how goddamn sad is that."
"max caster is gonna get murdered, but i love him."
"i wish bowens and his extremely attractive boyfriend the best in life."
"colt cabana and tay conti are tied for best smile in wrestling, but tay wins because i dont want colt to kick me in the face."
"penta is the only joker i formally recognize."
"today i found out that some people don't like stu and uno, and to them i say get entirely fucked."
after rush came out and i lost my entire shit: "i don't fully understand yet, but i support you." *one minute later* "oooooooooooohh. okay, yeah."
gf: "i enjoy that cody is pushing ogogo by being a dumb bitch with this america schtick." me: "you gonna say that when cody wins?" gf: "...fuck."
"ogogo got that guy ritchie movie ass music you love to see it."
"you were right about cody and i fuckin' hate it."
"aw yeah, its big boi season."
about miro: "i'm very gay, but the thing is, men with extremely jacked traps just do something to me."
"lance changed changed the color of his extensions and i appreciate that." *thirty seconds later* "are those... three crosses? tattooed on his back? jesus doesnt like murder, i don't think he likes murderhawks, either."
"britt baker is the only dentist i want in my mouth. no, wait, don't type that one!"
"oh, fuck, shidas getting teary i'm gonna fuckin cry, oh fuck, i get it now, i'm so sorry i made fun of you, i love her."
"oh fuck, shida knee me directly in the face."
"britt scares me. like the blood drip details on her gear are really cool, but i would legit believe its real blood from her."
"are you really crying about britt and the nice announcer man hugging?"
"hey, quick question, just real quick while ive got you here... why is the emo twink... like this?"
"darby's dad looks like my dad, and i'll never be okay with that."
"i like that darby just yeets himself around like that. he came in like a wrecking ball. a tiny, tiny wrecking ball."
"sting just tossing his son around the ring like that is very good, but, sir, that's bad parenting."
"the thing about sky and page is that these are the suburb guys i beat up at the beach on summer vacation. they have big "i robbed these guys at the pier" energy."
"damn, darby just feels his emotion with his entire face, doesnt he."
"okay explain the gambling thing and WHY it's a thing."
"orange rolling into the ring is so fucking good, that man is national treasure."
after me showing her the video of younger orange cassidy shitfaced and holding a fish for no reason: "i am shocked and appalled that you're only showing me this now."
after explaining the history of the jansport: "the range of this dumbass."
"i get that kenny is good and all, but his hair really fucks me up. it's upsettingly bad and i hope he knows that."
"pac is just. so much muscle. flippy beef man. a meateor." she did specify how to spell it for the joke because it was important.
"that man is a weeb, isnt he."
"something about a man breaking a hold by putting his hands in his pockets really gets me hype."
"fuck just murder omega and be done i hate this, put it on the beef man or the juicey boy already."
"babe, ill be right back i gotta murder this callis bitch."
screaming, "THAT'S MY FAVORITE REF, YOU UGLY FUCK!"
after kenny won: "i fucking hate wrestling, this is bullshit."
"holy fuck, babe, i forgot mark henry was a wrestle boy! i know him from the olympics!"
"hey, is mark henry bigger than large paul?"
"mjf is a dumb bitch and i love him."
"hey, quick question, who thought repelling down the stadium would look cool, they're so far away."
"there's wardlow, my sweet boy. this is cool now."
she laughed for a solid two minutes at tony schiavone saying, "here comes the little guy."
"i fuckin hate hager. kill him wardlow, kill that crispy maga ass bitch."
"okay what's with the chairs." *after a brief explanation of the chairshot heard round the world* "and, like, he can't just pick a new gimmick? it's been two years, bro. move on, shes not coming back."
"okay, i admit that this is great and i love it, kill that old man on the dancefloor."
upon learning this is technically the main event: "you mean it's over after this? theyre ending the show on THIS? not the triple threat match, this?"
"i just noticed mjf's bedazzled jeans, i'm not angry anymore, this is perfect."
"no, more wardlow. gimme the beef."
"christ, sammy guevara is kinda incredible and i'm fuckin angry about it. why cant inner circle be just sammy and santana and ortiz, fuck the other two."
"no, shut up! i refuse to sing along to this! whats wrong with you?! this is a bad song!"
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Okay, idk if saying this is controversial or offensive in any way but like nobody around me UNDERSTANDS and I want to see if anyone like agrees or maybe even loves and does this too??
Okay so I'm guessing pretty much every person who is a fan of rap or just a rapper in general has heard of diss-tracks and everything (all the "beef" and back-and-forth) that goes with it, and probably have a favorite.
Maybe one person's cuz it's from their fave rapper (bit of a cop-out if its the only reason, but understandable), maybe another's cuz the flow is so good and the bars are savage af (probably the most common reason!), OR maybe you're like me:
If you're like me -- You adore the song/diss-track, in your eyes THIS diss was the song put an end to the "feud" and was better than it's competition, it ALSO happens to fit all the reasons listed above for why it is that great. But that is not why it's my favourite!
Before I tell you why, you need to know the song we are talking about, which is:
Killshot by Eminem
Yep! Em's reply to MGK's Rap Devil (which to be fair: not a bad song at all! very catchy! *nods* just not something you use against fucking eminem. either way he did pretty good so no hate here. plus from what I've seen he's been able to find a different, better-fitting niche/genre of music since this--so major kudos to him!), is my favorite for a variety of reasons---most of them normal like the one's listed above, or, if you want to ask, one's I can speak with you about!---but one big reason is rather unique (though maybe not??), and that would be: one particular (glorious) line + the reaction videos.
And it is these two things paired together that gets me. My reaction varies, sometimes I just laugh, sometimes I full-out fucking cackle in like borderline evil laughter, sometimes I'm laughing so hard I'm falling out of my bed or chair while rolling and wheezing, and I ADORE it.
(NOTE: This is the part I'm a more-than-a-little scared that I'll phrase wrong and offend people by trying to explain. There are so many "descriptive" words people say are and aren't offensive these days that I get so confused and that's only partly my autism I think the rest is just normal human confusion. So, if I use the wrong words, or say the wrong things or if this is just offensive period, tell me, I want to know and I want to learn.)
It can't just be any video though, to illicit this response! It has to be a REACTION video for one, and a first time listen. The better reactions come from men listening to the song, for some reason. The BEST reactions come from black men listening to the song, especially older black men who know all about what was going on in the rap world back when we were all either toddlers, infants, in-utero, or nonexistent, because they catch the line I'm about to tell you and Dear LORD do they REACT.
This line is, of course:
"But Kells the day you put out a hit is the day Diddy admits he put out the hit that got 'Pac killed,"
I have watched like a hundred reaction videos for this song at this point. The less fun ones (but still good! Cuz some people don't even catch the line! Like, wtf???) just look shocked, play it back a couple times, or say some variation of "He said what now??!?" The really fun ones (which im gonna try to list some of their YT names(? pages? handles? tf they called? what is wrong with me???) that I like rewatch, scream or even shriek upon hearing the line. There's a LOT of (very hilarious) vehement claims of not being able to handle this and leaving the room. Lots of stunned silences and cussing--in the same video. Really, just TONS of glorious content. Plus, of course, everyone laughs, (sometimes kind-of hysterically) at the songs ending, "Oh, and I'm just playing Diddy. You know I love you," always, everytime.
But yeah that's why it's my favorite and I wanted to share it and see if anyone else did the same? Or wanted to start?
(2ND NOTE: This isn't to say that a man or a woman of any race/ethnicity couldn't or haven't put out a Killshot reaction video that is not only worth watching, but also knows all this background info and therefore catches all these "hidden" (and not so hidden) twists in Em's lyrics -- and therefore reacts in a way that I enjoy or makes me laugh until I cry. They have, its just not really as common.)
If you were curious about possible recommendations for Killshot reactions:
ScriptWorks - Theirs is probably my absolute favorite reaction, they take the time to explain shit that we (read: I) are simply not old enough to know/understand and are entertaining af. Also, if I remember correctly their video is the reaction that started it all, lol. It might also be one of the walk-out ones lol. (Their walk-out reactions are always so funny, for instance: their reaction to ERB: MJ vs. Elvis -- fucking hilarious.)
No Life Shaq - I laughed the entire fucking time. When I say walk-outs I usually mean out of the view of the camera -- if his camera didn't show his whole room he would have like 10, with every one as hilarious as the last. However even with the wide view of the camera, he is one of my beloved Reaction-ers who were like "NOPE! NO." and walked the fuck out leaving me cackling.
Lael Hansen - always good if you want a good hip-hop or rap review or reaction! I loved her Killshot reaction, she knew what was coming and did not disappoint!
LawTWINZ - Pretty sure Em drove these two to drinking, lol. Their reaction made me laugh so hard. At first I though it was another walk-out... Nope! More like they had been shot at or something. Very much worth watching!
There are many more, but those are the main ones! Enjoy!
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Why u do so many Pac man thing
(Hopefully this isn’t anon hate, but I’m just gonna treat it like it’s a why you like this fandom question even if I’m not sure I’m answering correctly) (Also, long post alert ahead!)
Okay, let me take you back about eight or so years, to the time I was starting middle school. (And my apologies if I’m suddenly unloading a whole slew of my personal stuff on you guys)
Me, being about  eleven years old (and slightly disappointed I wasn’t going to some fancy magic school  for magic kids instead like in Harry Potter)  , probably referred to as “the weird girl” , read more than most kids probably read in      , was actually a social butterfly compared to now , and adored making up increasingly complex stories in my head  (foreshadowing for my later years, maybe?). I was about to have a pretty sucky(although probably not doom and gloom sucky) middle school career,
But of course, I didn’t know that yet.
Sure, middle school  was probably going to suck . I mean, I read the first three Dork diaries books, and most of the Diary of a wimpy kid books at the time, so I had a general idea of the suckiness that going from being kings and queens of the school at grade 5 to being the nobodies at grade 6 was going to be like.
But at least I’d have my friends, right? That’s until I saw the class lists for grade 6. And boy howdy, it wasn’t good.
All my friends(except for one or two) were leaving me behind. Or at least it felt like that. When you’re basically in different classes and only see each other at recess or at assembly's, it’s hard to feel otherwise. Especially when those friends make more friends and you’re still struggling 
Cue me scrambling to find some friends, any friends at all really,                    (which lead to me having a bunch of friendships that lasted all of a semester and a pretty toxic friendship for a while) ,  trying to fit the mold of what I thought would make me fit in... But other than that....
Basically, I withdrew into myself, hardly speaking to anyone(and making like zero friends in three years) and barely socializing , got a bit of help with that first bit, and also developed a slew of self image and self esteem issues  stemming from adolescence (and it’s still stuff I’m working on today)  , and winding up with present  me worrying if I’m seeming weird or like I’m being overly needy  (from my interactions with certain people online) with people I talk to, and worrying more than is probably healthy about that... Basically, I’m a mess.
Middle school was tough. Let’s just leave it at that.
But there’s some good that came from what was a pretty tough time for middle school me.
1. I discovered fanfiction, and read every Loki x reader fic I could find on Deviantart, although I wouldn’t create my own account on a site until a year later  (on Wattpad) and it’d be until I started high school before I even tried to write for myself...   
2. I began reading a lot more outside my general comfort zone (Stephen King, Gregory Maguire‘s Wicked, Holly Black, Oscar Wilde, American Vampire ), and even if those books probably were a bit old for me, and I probably didn’t get most of what I read at the time(twelve was probably a bit young to read Wicked) it still helped me to see what I loved to read, and what I’d later love to write about.
3.  When I was about twelve, I watched the first episode of a cartoon series about a yellow orb fighting ghosts.
Yes, I saw the pilot episode of Pacman and the ghostly adventures when it first aired.  Call me a dork for doing so, but it’s true.
Maybe it was because of the tough school year that I had , that I was feeling so crappy inside that something so simple as a cartoon appealed to me .... But whatever the reason...     
But I adored it.  I loved  . I loved the fact that  it was so silly . I loved practically every character in the show that was introduced over the two season run. I loved the fact that there (WTF happened to Pac’s parents!) a bit of a overarching mystery that you could slowly put together . I loved the fight scenes, watching the various power berries in action, and seeing what new abilities Pac would get to fight the constant stream of ghosts. I liked that there were so many antagonists, and they were all so equally fun to watch. I loved the fact it was a surprisingly dark show for something with so much burp and fart humor on the surface.  Basically, I  loved every bit of it!  
Maybe it was a bit silly, maybe some of the jokes were a bit dumb, maybe it ended too soon before I could see any of the little plot points brought up return again.  But to me, it was just what I needed in an otherwise weird time for me.
It was one of my first experiences with the excitement of waiting for a new episode of your favorite show to air, and the crushing disappointment when you realize your favorite show won’t be coming back for a new season.
It had one of the first major villainous crushes that I ever had  (and still do! ), and probably was the gateway to the many fictional crushes I’d have over the years.
The surprisingly dark undertones to what was on the surface a simple children’s cartoon got me more interested in stuff like Disney’s Twisted tales(an amazing book series, totally recommend)  
It made me begin to question (Eleven year old, not yet dumbass me could recognize even then that the President’s backstory in the first episode about the first war  was rather bare bones at best ) , that maybe, just maybe, you couldn’t really trust the “big good” of a story (not that we ever got to see that plot happen. *sigh*)....
And when you can actually make a friend over your similar tastes in semi-obscure children’s cartoons, it feels pretty good.
And even if it was silly, even if it was weird, even if my younger brother thought I was weirder than I already was, it was still something I could call my own   
I still enjoy it today as much as I did back then. And that’s gotta count for something.
And hey, if I can interact with other amazing, wonderful people who share my really weird interests, that’s pretty amazing for me!
And if I can get some other twelve or thirteen year old interested in an obscure show, or a cool cartoon, or even just a certain character during what might be a tough time , that’s cool too! :)
Maybe it’s probably a bit cliche, but aren’t cliches just part of life?
And personally I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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some highlights from the last two weeks
waking up with a super heavy sinking feeling in your stomach knowing your fiance is going to say he thinks his lung has collapsed again. 
“you’re going to give yourself the covid test” ... “you may have stuck that a little too far up your nose.” “at least it’s well saturated with my snot.” 
a full doctor’s appointment...in the fucking parking lot. 
“how is school going?” “oh no i graduated” “oh, what college are you going to?” “no, i graduated college. i’m 23. i have a bachelor’s degree” “oh...well, you’ll certainly be carded for a long time!” 
hearing a man talk about his toe fungus in the next triage room over at the er
hospital blankets fresh out of the blanket oven
“i know it’s a little cold in here!” it is 95 degrees outside the AC blasted feels fucking heavenly wtf are you talking about
the “nacho problem” t-shirt
“*holds up piece of pasta to my fiance* Lady and the Tramp?” “I can’t believe you just called me a tramp!” “what??? No!! I meant like the movie!!” 
“Can’t believe you called me a tramp” “Maybe you’re the lady” “Did you just call your daughter a tramp?!” “Well you’ve gotta be one or the other!” “STOP” “I didn’t say anything”  
the fluff harvest is very bountiful this year
october swimming
“he’s trying to save you. he thinks you’re drowning” “he just likes the taste of the pool water” as the dog licked the entirety of my father’s head in the pool
window dancing
“my god they line dance to fucking everything” 
“HANDS TOUCHING HANDS REACHING OUT TOUCHING ME TOUCHING YOU” “*rubs nipples in the middle of a crowded bar*” 
“we don’t go out a lot” “so what do you guys do then?” “we breathe. sometimes in, sometimes out.” “are you breathing back and forth at each other right now?” 
“occasionally we nap.” 
another table at the bar running a bet that i was, in fact, there with my mother in law and all of them thinking i was 16, only to find out from my mother in law when they flagged her down to ask about it that i am in fact engaged, 23, and have a bachelor’s degree.
“YOU HAVE A BACHELOR’S DEGREE?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!” 
the look on their faces was priceless
headbanging in the middle of a bar to zombie by the cranberries
very strong rum and cokes
“are you going to dye your hair like that? i can take you someplace to get it done if you want to dye your hair like that” 
having no useable water whatsoever at my apartment
the grocery store fucking us over on bottled water
the chinese takeout place forgetting an entire order
nearly getting shoved off the highway by a semi truck
my mom getting her stuff thrown into the hallway and then nearly kicked out for “trespassing” because she got exiled from her hotel room
“please just let me in there to get the rest of my stuff” “you’re not on the reservation, you’re trespassing” “then call the local sheriff’s department because i’d like to report a theft” “what room number was that again?”
picking her up, not getting home until 4am, my dad having to leave for a 12hr shift at 5am
nearly punching a hole in the wall
“at least i have a job!” “i have a job!” “no you don’t you’re a kardashian bitch” 
“yeah she has a job she’s a whore” “that was too savage” “i thought i was being kind” 
“drunk whore-ass cuntwagon slut” 
“you didn’t know i knew that word, did you?” “well, you are an adult now” “does that make you uncomfortable, hearing me talk like that?” “no. it makes me want to curse, too. FUCK.” 
“are you a first-time voter?” “NOOOOOONONONONONONONONO absolutely not” 
“i know this isn’t the music you normally listen to, i hope that’s okay” “oh no don’t worry it’s fine, there’s no way in hell i’d make you listen to my music” *five minutes later: phone rings, they have no reflections by bmth starts blaring* “WHAT THE HELL--” “...whoops.” 
paint party
“ahhh there’s the alligator!” “HOLY SHIT ARE YOU SERIOUS?” “no i’m just fucking with you x’D” “...don’t do that.” 
charlie brown
“GET IN BETWEEN THE TOES!” 
calling my mother at work because i can’t find the chocolate
my dog convincing me to take him on a 45 minute walk around the neighborhood. twice. in high heat + humidity. 
not being able to get ahold of my father all day
thinking my father was dead
my father coming home from work at 10am with surprise! a broken rib! 
the party uber
*very slowly eating my sandwich* “slow down, you’re eating too fast!” 
*taking very small bites of my sandwich* “you’re eating like a little bird! do you want me to chew that up for you? like how birds feed their young?” “...no thank you” 
my uncle in law stealing all of my french fries
finally beating lvl 1 of ms pac-man
almost hurling in a bar trash can
scrapple
my mom accidentally answering the door for the fedex guy in nothing but an old bath towel
“NUDIST!!!” 
coming home to surprise hardcore spooky decorating in my living room
slipping on a wet floor and landing on my ass
restaurant never receiving our dinner order so we had to wait an extra hour
hellfire sky
spending a total of 20 hours in a car in under two weeks
10 of those being less than 24 hours apart 
constant sleep deprivation, anxiety, and chronic illness flare-ups
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Thoughts on Grey’s Anatomy: 16X04
Sorry for the lateness everyone! My friend and I always watch Grey’s on Friday together, but she was away so we watched it on Sunday instead. Okay, now that that’s out of the way onto the recap and review! I liked this episode overall! There were definitely some things that pissed me off about it, but on the whole I liked it.
The beginning of the episode bugged me. Remind me again why I’m supposed to like DeLuca? He’s always trying to get Meredith to play hooky. I hope Bailey does fire him. He deserves it. We then find out via Amelia and Maggie that the website Mer wrote to took her ideas, created a story around it, and attributed it to her! Yikes!
We then cut to an adorable Jolex scene of the two of them laughing in bed as the read Mer’s article. I love them! A trauma comes into Grey Sloan, but the patient refuses treatment because he’s seen the article the website published. Owen has the ambulance take him to Pac North. There’s a continuity error here. Owen says that Pac North is closest. Previously it’s always been stated that Seattle Pres and (pre-merger) Mercy West were the closest hospitals to Grey Sloan. How did Pac North suddenly become closer to Grey Sloan than Seattle Pres?
We find out that from the other residents that after being fired Qadri moved to Michigan to work in a hospital there. Good for her! I’m happy for both her character and the actress, but I will miss her. When Webber shows Alex the article Alex sticks up for Mer and takes her side. Alex is always on Mer’s side not matter what. I love that about him. That’s real friendship right there. The trauma cases in this episode are both horrifying and hilarious at the same time in true Grey’s fashion. The case where a man fell out of a plan onto a random university student and dowsed her boyfriend in blood in particular was really really bizarre! Her poor boyfriend! He is going to need so much therapy after this!
Somehow Bailey names DeLuca Chief Resident after the previous one quits after the article comes out. How is DeLuca Chief Resident? He can barely do his job! Plus, Bailey won’t even listen to him as he tries to tell her the real story! Shaking my head. Bailey was a annoying this season and is being a real jerk this season. She’s getting really hard to like. Also DeLuca’s character continues to be extremely inconsistent. It seems like they just write whatever they want to fit the moment regardless of whether that makes sense or not.
Tom is a complete ass this episode and he went way way too far! I loved his character last season and was super excited when he was made a regular. Now I don’t like him at all. He’s a jerk with no depth. Having his heartbroken has really done a number on this guy! Not that his behaviour is Teddy’s fault mind you he’s choosing to be a jerk. This storyline also seems odd considering Tom is a father, lost his child, and was excited to be Allison’s step dad. Why is he okay torturing this kid and her family for publicity?
I loved that they included Cristina in this episode and showed her and Mer texting! ‘Move to Switzerland before Bailey kills you in your sleep!’ Haha too funny! And she’s right too! It’s nice to see Amelia happy and healthy and to see her, Maggie, and Mer getting along and supporting each other even when they don’t agree. I missed that last season. It’s also nice to see Maggie and Teddy getting along.
And DeLuca’s back to being an ass! He yells at Schmitt for taking a phone call while meanwhile he himself has done tons of illegal and immoral things that were so much worse and completely unjustified. On top of that, Schmitt isn’t doing anything wrong. He’s convincing a patient whose a family member of his to not cancel their surgery. That’s a good thing and good for the hospital. What is DeLuca worried about her exactly? It’s not as if there are reports or people taking pictures of their actions.
The scene with Ben and Bailey made me laugh. Poor Ben! He didn’t know what to do! What he prepped for was not what he got! Also of note, Helm is still infatuated with Meredith. She really needs to let that go! I loved Jackson’s line, “Added bonus!” He really got the best lines in this episode. I also loved his line, “I am the Foundation.” Tell him Jackson!
I was really sad when they lost the freak accident patient. She didn’t deserve that. No one does. Her poor boyfriend. The book the boyfriend talks about at the end appears to be a reference to the best selling novel The Fault in Our Stars by John Green. It’s an excellent book and I highly recommend it.
I loved all of the Link and Amelia scenes! They are hands down my favourite new couple. As Maggie and Amelia comment they are really well matched. Amelia is very high strung and anxious and Link is very calm and sturdy and thus he can calm her down and she can help him see the serious side of things without being such a complete downer. Amelia’s relationship with Owen was always rocky in part because they are both very high strung, damaged, and mentally unwell people.
Link is mentally stable and very relaxed. He’s perfect for Amelia in so many ways. And now that Amelia is finally on the path to wellness and can acknowledge what has happened to her they work! I loved their whole gravity blanket scene. It was so cute! I loved Link’s confession that he loves her and that he wants to tell her and name the feeling because people can fall out of the sky (literally) and accidentally hurt other people so there’s no point trying to avoid pain. Be still my heart!
Towards the end of the episode Alex recruits Owen and thus begins the great Pac North migration! The song cover they use in Jackson’s surgery is really interesting! I’m glad Mer apologized to Bailey, but the question is will it be enough? I’m glad she tried. I liked Owen’s line, “Your high horse has no legs to stand on!” LOL! We find out at the end of the episode the most shocking piece of news yet. That Bailey is both menopausal and pregnant. WTF?!?! What the hell? What is with the pregnancies this season!?!?! I really don’t know what to make of this storyline.
So let’s talk about my favourite part of the episode! It came right at the end when Meredith ran into DeLuca as she was leaving the hospital. She explained what was going on and DeLuca was a completely unsupportive dick head to her and she finally realized that not only does she not need anymore enemies right now SHE DOES NOT NEED THIS CRAP!!! And I was like FUCK YES!!!!!! You’re damn right she doesn’t! Meredith does not need this crap! From anyone! One of my biggest complaints about Derek was how unsupportive and melodramatic he was. And here we have DeLuca doing the exact same thing!
She also realized (finally) that DeLuca doesn’t really know her or get her which has been an issue from the beginning. He likes the idea of Meredith not the reality. The reality is messy and complicated and comes with a lot of baggage which includes kids, a dead husband, nosy sisters, a best friend that hates him, and a big family of people who are largely indifferent to his existence. For the love of God, let this be the breakup!!!! Let this be the end! Please!
Onto next week! It looks like Bailey tries to break the news to Ben, but he’s out cold! And Meredith FINALLY verbalizes what we’ve all been saying about DeLuca!!! Thank goodness! Amelia realizes she’s needs to get to know Link and his family better and Richard and Gemma have breakfast and things get intimate! Oh boy!
Until next time!
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