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urfavnegronerd 12 hours
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sexy bear claw guy 4lifeeeee
I hate Pocahontas because it鈥檚 completely innacurate
both historically and in the way she chose that fugly vanilla pudding ass bitch over the sexy guy with the bear claws on his chest
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urfavnegronerd 12 hours
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look at da babyyyyyyy
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urfavnegronerd 3 days
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edit: reading assignment as in read 50 pages of this extremely dull book(or not dull i just hate when people tell me what to do)
i also don't get the candy until the assignment is finished well, not finished well and up to mh academic potential? no candy.
it's quite harsh but nothing too crazy, i just get mad because damn i love starburst jelly beans and caramel mnms
how to you motivate yourself to do your homework?
easy. for every box on a writing assignment i fill out, i get two caramel m&ms. for every video i watch for homework i get five starburst jellybeans. for every 1-2 page article i read i get one caramel m&m and two jellybeans, for every scientific journal i get eight jellybeans. for every reading assignment i get ten jellybeans and three m&ms.
just because i do a lot of adult things (having job + drivers license, doing my own laundry, taking my ass to the gym) doesn't mean i shouldn't get rewards like a little kid.
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urfavnegronerd 3 days
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rae ik it鈥檚 late but can I write this for you?? With Miles 42??
duhhhhhhh
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urfavnegronerd 3 days
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how to you motivate yourself to do your homework?
easy. for every box on a writing assignment i fill out, i get two caramel m&ms. for every video i watch for homework i get five starburst jellybeans. for every 1-2 page article i read i get one caramel m&m and two jellybeans, for every scientific journal i get eight jellybeans. for every reading assignment i get ten jellybeans and three m&ms.
just because i do a lot of adult things (having job + drivers license, doing my own laundry, taking my ass to the gym) doesn't mean i shouldn't get rewards like a little kid.
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urfavnegronerd 6 days
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smb pls write a a fluffy comfort thingy w miles 42 x reader or spencer reid x reader or derek morgan x reader or jude bellingham x reader (OR ALL THREE) who's hyper independent as shit but always feels bad after being hyper independent but reader feels bad asking for literally anything and never wants to inconvenience anybody so she tries to keep requests to a minimum
please u guys i'm struggling so bad i had prom yesterday and im feeling a lot of feelings but im meeting w my guidance counselor tmrw so don't worry but pls guys i'll love u forever
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urfavnegronerd 6 days
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when i want fluff/angst fics and all i鈥檓 getting is smut
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the struggle is real
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Miles (42) who is way too over-attentive, always paying too much attention to everything around him
Miles (42) who has trouble falling asleep because his mind is actively focusing on the fan, the cars outside, the shadows on his wall
Miles (42) with an s/o who speaks a language he can鈥檛 speak
S/o who comes over to the Morales apartment to find their boyfriend sleep deprived and whiny
S/o who drags him to bed, to which he has no complaints
S/o mumbling to him in their language
Miles (42) who doesn鈥檛 have to focus on what they鈥檙e saying because he can鈥檛 understand them anyway
Miles (42) who falls asleep quicker than ever
miles n me but we both speak spanish
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urfavnegronerd 11 days
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A SPANISH TEACHER JUST CALLED ME MIJITA IM GOING TO CRY
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urfavnegronerd 13 days
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everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green
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urfavnegronerd 14 days
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she a good girl for black, latino, and spicy white hoopers she a schluttttt
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urfavnegronerd 16 days
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SHES SINGLE AND ITLL BE LEGAL IN SIX MONTHS RAHHHH
meg beloved im on the way stay RIGHT there
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Sometimes I just wake up not feeling it, but then, Hotties remind me I鈥檓 that bitch.
MEGAN THEE STALLION via TikTok
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urfavnegronerd 22 days
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okay yeah yeah uconn lost but at least paige bueckers didn't get yelled at by her dad to shut the fuck up and stop whining and play the game cs like
embarassing
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urfavnegronerd 22 days
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dont get me wrong i loveeee my afterschool teacher and that i have extracurriculars on my transcript
but i havent been able to go to the gym or workout in like three weeks im legit gonna go crazy
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urfavnegronerd 24 days
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Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of
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urfavnegronerd 26 days
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is it just me or is the miles morales tags becoming deader every day?
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urfavnegronerd 26 days
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petition for booping to be a permanent tumblr feature
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