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I think my favourite thing about FitMC is that he knows FULL well he is The FitMC of 2b2 goddamn t and so when he says some shit like "guuuurl saame~" or "I'm crazy and sexually ambiguous" or "my Brazilian Boyfriend" it is automatically 100× funnier because he's the one who said it. And he uses this ability to it's full extent
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FitMC quote book (feel free to add on)
Inspired by @hepbaestus
"Your ass is grass and Ramon is the weed wacker"
"im not white im olive"
"I know the Geneva Convention is more like a Geneva Suggestion but.."
"im just a silly little bald boy"
"IT MEANS PUSSY?????????" (no idea what this context is XD)
"if you disable mines you are disrespecting the entire Hispanic community"
“ARE YOU TRYING TO GIRLBOSS GASLIGHT ME?”
"when im cold I don't joke about murdering children, but thats just me"
"Fit it's time to sin with me" -Phil
"you're acting like it's the first time" -Fit
"so much sussy Baka activity"
"I broke Jesus's face.."
"Think of me like an American Philza but im bald and a little more fucked up"
"we got spawn camped by tony the fucking tiger"
"I love balls so much"
"im pretty sure if I tried to do puppy eyes I would look like a crack addict"
"Bad, take your shirt off"
"What did kelp stand for again? 'Kill Every Living Person'?"
"I see TNT explosions that are sexy"
"Sneeg, shut up, im doing gay roleplay right now"
"Ill stop shaking my ass ramon, don't drown yourself please"
"I need my gay support slug"
"No one loves lesbians more than fitmc does"
"My sexuality is wario"
"I want to thank my 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐵𝑜𝓎𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹"
“The IRS was like ‘We saw you had a new source of income in 2023, care to explain that?’ And I’m like ‘Yeah, gay minecraft roleplay!’”
"Maidenless runt? I HAVE A BRAZILIAN BOYFRIEND BITCH"
"this cave is full of children and I'm god's hungriest Pitbull"
"do emo kids still exist?"
"Pro-wrestling is Hillbilly Shakespeare"
"i'll be a monkey's bare assed uncle"
"Just think about this Phil, in a few days im gonna get my hands on you"
"Hotdogs are gender-fluid in a way"
"guuuuuuurl same"
"I am crazy, and sexually ambiguous enough to do it."
#qsmp#fitmc#fitmc sdv#fitmc quote book#lcposts#I have dates for most of these#but I think no dates and no context makes them funnier#Feel free to add your dramatic ones I just kept it to the funny ones to start
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Never thought I would hear Fit say gurrrl same.
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[After being sassy with Alex]
Fit: [Chatter] said "Get a job, get away from him"? ...Did you just tell me to get a job? [Judgemental silence] That's actually insane what you just said.
Fit: Oh wait a minute, you like Alex, don't you? You like- you like that guy, don't you? You like him, you like him. Maybe I will pursue just to teach you a lesson! Just to teach you a lesson, I might do it! I'm crazy enough to do it!
Fit: I am crazy, and sexually ambiguous enough to do it. Don't test me. Don't test me.
#FitMC#Fit#Stardew#April 24 2024#What is wrong with him /pos#His frickin expression at the end kills me#Woe be the chatter who underestimates Fit's pettiness levels#EDIT: forgot the ''enough'' in there oops! updated that
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as can you see we missed each other so much that we don't let him say a single word
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have a pmd au for the soul
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Fit: It’s dark, I have radiation poisoning, no one in this town wants to FUCK ME. It’s just- You know this is just one bad event after another. I just can’t catch a break.
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Stardew brings out the min-maxing demon in Philza and the rage-monster in FitMC
Philza then got voided for being too based [for the memes and it was funny]
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a trout, a shell, a pendant, an egg, and all the stars in the sky
#anyways fitmc stardew stream is taking over my life#i love how comically big the players drink is in this cutscene#fitmcfanart#fitmc fanart#fitmc#fitmc stardew valley
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YET AGAIN FitMC refers to Pac as his Brazilian Boyfriend OUTSIDE OF MINECRAFT with NO ADDITIONAL CONTEXT my man they are going to think you are actually gay
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low quality colored sketch of the guys 🫧
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I'm watching Fitmc 2b2t videos and...WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE LEGALY ALLOWED TO PERFORM MARRIAGES??? A DUDEST PREIST???
#fitmc#2b/2t#I swear the more i learn about this man the crazier he seems#my man aint getting married on qsmp but that man could leagaly be the priest in all 50 states???
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Fit talked about his plans regarding streaming on QSMP!
Transcript:
Fit: [Reading chat] "Fit when are you gonna play QSMP again now that the video is out?" I will eventually return to the QSMP. Obviously because of the- the nature of the lore preparations have to be made. And obviously, you know, the stars have to align- it has to be the right time to return. But don't worry, I know there was some people wondering if I would return, I will eventually.
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Fit: Anyways, so as I was saying though– I will be streaming with Pac. It's probably gonna have to be next week though, just because I want to make sure my internet's good before we plan a stream well in advance. But I haven't decided if we're gonna do Stardew Valley yet, or if we're gonna do It Takes Two, or Garfield Kart or whatever, we will be streaming together though, 'cuz I know a lot of you have been asking for it you know, and I miss you know streaming with Pac because it's always a ton of fun. You know...
Fit: I don't have separation anxiety. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. I do not have separation anxiety from my Brazilian boyfriend. Not at all.
#FitMC#Fit#QSMP...?#Hideduo#FitPac#........??? TANGENTIALLY??????#Tagging for the characters not the CCs obviously#but good god#Hate when fans cant separate fiction and reality smh... /j#April 24 2024#FINALLY. 30 FRICKIN MINUTES TO UPLOAD
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It Takes Two!
Manifesting a Tazermc It Takes Two stream with this drawing 🙏
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