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ruinme-please · 2 days
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EXCUSE THE FUK OUT OF ME
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54625 · 3 days
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YET AGAIN FitMC refers to Pac as his Brazilian Boyfriend OUTSIDE OF MINECRAFT with NO ADDITIONAL CONTEXT my man they are going to think you are actually gay
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Vincent Price as Dervos - Journey Into Fear (1975)
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ch067 · 6 months
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THIS WAS SO GIRLLYPOP OF HIM THE HIP CHECK AND THE BRUSHING THE HAIR OUT OF HIS FACE IM EATING DRYWALL I LOVE HIM
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fangswbenefits · 7 months
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The voice acting + body language....
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cloudsofcondensation · 8 months
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The masterpiece
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oopbackinmymcdphase · 5 months
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He's so gygyubmygVHVFTCYUGYCTFYYUVGVYGUVUGYB
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azuriteknight · 11 months
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I can’t believe Bad is playing Pummel Party and he’s still on the qsmp
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aspinyyy · 6 months
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HybridCat!Bachira x Fem!Reader
| All characters are age up!
Sypnosis: Bachira is so clingy and needy asf. He is quite bratty but only does that to get your attention tease you and annoy you. He who loves to be pampered and spoiled to your friendly affection but he sees it romantically. Dw it's smut and fluff :DD practically him being submissive but wild in the bedroom.
♛┈⛧┈┈•༶༶•┈┈⛧┈♛.・゜゜・༶•┈┈⛧┈♛
Warnings!: Minors do not interact! NSFW, ofc it's smut. overstimulation, obsession implies to reader, reader gets dumb fucked, breeding kink, praise kink, dacryphilia, and honestly it's badly written but it's been fueled by my itching brain so yeah. Pronoun for the reader is you.
[word count: 2.3k]
| thank you my dear beta reader for correcting my horrendous grammar and spellings. And no, I am not deeply sorry for making you have seizures >:D
You let him stay at your house since you never had any company other than yourself. The house you own was previously filled with laughter and tears with your family but as time goes by, only what's left was a lone tearing eyes and laughs from you.
The cat introduces himself and his name is Bachira Meguru. He was practically behaving like a good kid in the first two weeks but as the time grows between the two of you, he's starting to get a little more naughty.
First, he made pranks to laugh at you, yeah it was all fun and games that you also enjoy because he's just startling you. Not until he started to get more rabid, scratching at your door when you left him outside of your room at 2 am after you found out that he's sneaking into your bedroom. *Oh darling, he just wants some cuddles with you* Day after day, his pranks and teasing got a little worse. But you paid it no mind. Thinking that it's just his weird ass shenanigans and his cat personality on its own nature. And no, you don't know why he's being like this. *In fact he actually has a big crush on you ever since you picked him up in the cold streets.*
"Hehe~ You're so cute~" You sneered at him before he let out a chuckle as he nuzzled his head on your shoulder. Making you wonder how he could be so touchy whenever you're sitting or even laying down —always making sure to be there and make physical contact with you. Could be snuggling, or sometimes like this —laying his weight against you, or just simply fiddling with your hands. You tried to shake him off from your shoulder but he clings to you, refusing to let go. His head lays on your warm thigh —planning to sleep on your lap. His purrs are loud enough to hear despite the TV's volume. He closed his eyes while his thumb rests on his mouth *like a small baby.* You couldn't help but to melt on his adorable nature which made your hand automatically caress his hair, petting him to sleep.
After a few hours, your legs are feeling sore. You gently shake him awake but instead he grabbed your wrist and cupped it to his cheek, still sleeping like there's no tomorrow. You groaned and tap his cheek. "Silly cat... Wake up! " He opened his eyes, feeling groggy. He then nips your finger. "Ow! What the hell?! " He didn't release his grip on your wrist, instead he intertwined his hand with yours.
"Morning, my little bunny~" You snickered at his sudden name calling *trying to ignore 'my'* but deep down, that actually made you blush. But the fact that he is still on your sore lap, you frustratingly whined. "Get off me! You're heavy... " You fake your pouting while poking his supple cheek with your free hand. He grunts, however, thanks to your luck, he actually got off from your lap. To your surprise, he wrapped his tail on your waist.
"Where are you going...?" Bachira asked as he scratched his eyes. Without a second thought, his arm slipped in to hug yours on his side —not letting you go until you gave him affection.
"I'm not going anywhere– Oh.. Right.. I just remembered something. Do you wanna pay them a visit? You know, our new neighbor who just moved in yesterday?" Bachira grimaced as he coiled his tail on your waist.
"No. I don't care about them. " Your eyebrows furrowed, giving him a strained smile.
"I heard that they also have a cat! Don't you wanna meet them? There’s a chance she could be your mate~" Your finger teasingly poked his cheek but his golden eyes went dark.
There is definitely something weird about him —he was not too happy that you mentioned about the neighbor's cat to be with him. Bachira suddenly pounced on you and pinned you down on the couch which made you yelp unwantedly. Bachira is currently topping you with his slender yet muscular body which is covered with the thick baggy fabric of his hoodie and joggers.
"But baby... You're my mate. "
"..."
You were utterly speechless, shocked, and helplessly bound from his tight grip on your feeble wrists —pinning you down on the couch domineeringly. Bachira is closely inching to your face as he stares at your plushy lips.
"What do you... mean?"
"Mine."
"Wha—" Your words cut off suddenly as he crashes his lips onto yours. He closed the gap between you then trailed his hand to your head while the other caress your cheek. Your brain is too shocked to process what he just said.
"Mmh! Let go!" You tried to push him off but he's hugging you so tightly while deepening the kiss. His tongue caved into your moistened mouth after prying it open, humming and moaning while teasing your tongue with his. The wet noises surround the room, *music to your ears* you can't help but to shut your eyes tight—giving up on resisting—too intoxicated to his sloppy kiss.
Your arms glide to his neck, wrapping him in your embrace. There's no need for words, his gaze is enough to lure you into his lust. A slim strand of saliva connected your mouths together for a second as the both of you broke apart.
"Pretty bunny... Let me fuck you, yeah?"
Without letting you answer, he tore off your clothes leaving you in your underwear. He attacked your neck while ridding himself of his own clothes. "Look so pretty like this~" He murmured as he continued nipping your neck leaving marks.
Every touch of his sends a cold shiver to your loins. He sunk his teeth to your collarbone, marking you as his. A pained moan slipped out from your mouth and your nails dug to his scalp, fueling him to go further.
His skilled digits trailed down your covered core, subtly sliding over it "So cute~ All wet, just for me. " He smugly whispered as you bit your lower lip trying to muffle the mewl threatening to slip out of your lips. A hand cupped your cheek, gazing at you with his lustful golden orbs. He strokes the thin fabric covering your wet mound painstakingly slow, making your hips move heedlessly.
His hands stripped off your underwear, tossed it somewhere on the ground, completely exposing your sloppy drenched slit. You have never been so flustered before, you're completely naked —exposing your flawless body to his greedy eyes. He stared at you for a while, studying your body in every inch, completely mesmerized.
His slender fingers teasing your bud "My bunny... Don't worry, I'll be gentle~" His voice murmured in a husky whisper next to your ear. *biggest lie you'll ever hear* Your muffled moans softly slipped out from your mouth while grasping the utmost top of the back pillow. His lubricated finger from your juices made its way inside your gummy walls, making you mewl and widen your eyes.
This strange unfamiliarity felt so good, pleasuring you as he gently moved his finger back and forth between your walls. You close your eyes at the overwhelming sensation, letting yourself just feel Bachira’s finger inside you as they press and explore the sensitive parts of your body. His eyes never left you, watching you closely and studying your sensitive reactions. His ears twitch whenever you moan and whimper for him —those obscene sounds you make are music to his ears, he would gladly play it on repeat all day just to make his mood better.
You hitched as he kept hitting the same sweet spot of yours—curling and angling his finger as you felt the building knot in your stomach. Another finger slipped easily inside of your tight wet folds. Your mouth gaped and eyes rolled back as his two digits hastingly impaled you. The sound of your wet mound and your lewd moans got him all aroused.
He smirked, knowing that you're near your climax. Your hands snake to his back and dig your nails as you feel your orgasm blow in soon. His pace didn't stop—he giggled as his fingers got sucked tightly inside your folds. After a few quick strokes, your back arched and your toes curled —you reached your overwhelming climax while taking your heavy breaths. He pulled out his fingers then peppered you with his kisses on your cheeks.
".. Baby.. We're not done yet. "
"H-Huh? But.. Ah–! "
You felt his hardened throbbing length reposed on your cunt after spreading your legs wider. He couldn't hide his blush and looked at you with indefinite lust in his honey golden eyes. His hand cupped your knee and his other interlocked with yours. "Please? May I~? " He sounds so needy and probably will never back down no matter what. He wants to fill you in with his member. He wants to be inside of you. And yes, he's desperate.
In the corner of your eyes, you saw how big he was. You wondered if you could actually take it. Maybe it will destroy you, yet you cannot stop the greedy cat in front of you. Leaving you with no other choice, you nodded slowly —still not used to how things turned out this way. Bachira could never be much happier and slid his length inside of your tight wet slit slowly. He moaned and gasped as he entered, filling you in with his fat cock.
"Pull it out! It hurts! " He leaned closer, kissing your tears on your cheeks. "Shh.. It won't take long. I'll have you bouncing on me later~" Bachira completely ignored your whines as he started to move. He pulls and pushes deeply inside of you slowly, making you knit your brows and pained moans skid out from your mouth.
You can feel his hot member throb inside of you. "So fucking tight... God... You're so good.. My bunny~" His whimpers pivot closely next to your ears. His free hand creeped on your tit, teasing your hardened nipple. The sensation made you almost lose your mind, making you feel over the edge. His cock started to pick up the pace, kissing your cervix and hitting your g-spot. Your wet teary eyes blubbers, making lewd moans that you've never even heard before, then the pleasure starts to take over —the rush of dopamine makes you reach your second orgasm— you gasped and accidentally scratched his back with your nails.
"F-Fuck! Ah! S-Stop! "
He didn't pull out just yet, still hitting your abused pussy with a rapturous impale after cumming on his dick. A rim of your juices circles on his length—making him fasten his pace once more. Your chest is torn of your broken moans, which bubble up in whimpers and hiccups up on your throat. Your body isn't cooperating with you anymore, and the only sense you can summon is sufficient to repeat the single thought that is on your mind—Bachira. You moaned his name loudly, and your hips rolled with his. He grunts, letting out a whimper.
"Gonna fill you up with my kittens, yeah?...'M gonna fill you up inside~"
He held you closely to his chiseled chest—thrusting rapidly. Your head falls back, mouth hang open as his hips explode into you with the ferocity of a man possessed. He strikes that spot inside you. You felt his hot thick liquid buried inside of you as your legs trembled against his, your calves digging into his sides. Both of you catching your ragged breaths. He pulled his length out of your filled pussy with his cum—spilling out till it reached the foam.
"... That's bad... My bunny, you should take everything in! " He stammered before picking you up, carrying your tired body into a bridal style. He threw you in your bed, topping you with his hardened cock—rocking it slowly on top of your battered cunt. His sinister eyes didn't subside at all. He plants kisses on your stomach as he giggles—like a kid got to play with their favorite toy.
"My mate looks so pretty like this~" He lifted one of your legs and placed it on his shoulder. He nips at your inner thigh, marking you once more. You couldn't help but to moan after slipping his cock into your cum-filled pussy—sending overstimulating shocks to your body.
"Hngh.. It goddamn hurts… " You whimpered, panting, and composing your breath as he fucks you continuously—not stopping till dawn kiss your skin— molding your mound mercilessly into the shape of his inhumanely size cock. Your eyes rolled back, lips parting slightly as your tongue hangs out of your mouth. Carelessly creating loud flowing moans, frolically thrusting his dick in and out of you.
You voice out his name, babbling muffled whimpers about how good he is. In less than twenty minutes, he broke you entirely, and he's so pleased with himself. You're now topping him after he lifted you, enforcely shifting positions on the bed. His hands tightened around your hips, drawing you in as his hips moved. He continued to thrust at you quickly while continuing to kiss your cervix and stroke your g-spot. Despite your desperate attempts to regain your breath, you whimpered, shivered, and begged for more as you lay on the bed.
Soon afterward, he came to your exhausted pussy once more. His warm, creamy liquid filled you up again. Tears were streaming down your cheeks, and all you could manage was a muffled whimper. As you attempt to form words, your lips twitch. He gave his best effort to comfort your broken body, licking and kissing your salty tears.
"My bunny, you're such a good girl… You're so good, ahh~… Let's have another round, shall we? "
When he was done talking, he grinned. His hands descend to your back and firmly grasp you, allowing his still-rock-hard dick to slide in.
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dinxieyinxie · 21 days
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everyday my love for Snape grows stronger
and more insane
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Vincent Price and Beverly Hills - The Comedy of Terrors (1964)
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almond-tofuuu · 2 months
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ahhsksndjsoa I wanna hear ur thoughts on the Medical Rescue card. don't hold back 😂
Oh I have SO MANY THOUGHTS about this!
First if all, if Zayne puts himself in danger ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME I'm going to strangle him (affectionately)
Like sir, pls stop risking your life like this!
Secondly, OMFG I want to do unspeakable things to that man!!!!
The way we not only sat in his lap AGAIN 😫 but he PULLED US IN TO SIT ON HIM!!! god I just know he would let us ride him, like he's practically begging for it atp
(just imagine riding him, his hands on your waist guiding your hips to grind down on his cock 😫 and when you're legs get tired he has enough strength to just take over, using his strong arms to bounce you up and down on his cock 🤤)
Also have you seen how broad he is! 😫 His chest looks so good I just wanna *chomp* take a bite of those titties
And his shoulders UGHHH you just know they would be the perfect place to rest your legs 😉 or grab onto while he roughly pounds into you- 😫😫😫😫😫
And his arm has a visible vein running along it!!!!! (Yes I find that hot, I know I'm a whore)
Also, that back!!!!! I don't know what it is about a toned back on a man that I find so attractive but GODDAMN 🥵🥵🥵 I swear every inch of this man is sculpted by the gods
And speaking of every inch, how many times is he gonna invite us to examine every inch of him?!?!!?
Like sir, I can't tell who's more desperate for it atp, me or him 😂
And then he basically promised to GIVE HIMSELF TO US I- *dies* 💀💀💀💀
I have simped for many fictional men but this man THIS MAN is the only one to make me this feral!!!!
All I can say is he clearly wants us just as much as we want him and I'm willing to get a medical license myself if it means I get to examine every inch of him (if yk what I mean 😏😏😏)
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iamasaddie · 3 months
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Pedro Pascal remembering the first time he talked to the directors, and how he became a part of "Freaky Tales"
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shesalewa · 3 months
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Chp 487 of lookism spoilers! ⚠️🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️
Some things I noticed.
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He seems angry when kojima(I forgot which kojima) was doubting his decision, About working for Charles.
RIGHT!?
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BUT THEN WHEN IT'S GOO, HE CALMLY EXPLAINS THAT HE DOESN'T PLAN ON BETRAYING CHARLES. WHICH MAKES IT MORE GAY IF YOU ASK ME.
HE EVEN LOOKS SAD WHICH MAKES SH-T WORSE FOR ME. IDC IM NOT LISTENING TO Y'ALL. WHY IS HE SO PATHETIC.
YOU CAN'T LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT THESE TWO DIDN'T HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL.
CAUSE WHY TF WAS GUN MAD OR PISSED THAT KOJIMA WITHOUT GLASSES WAS QUESTIONING HIS CHOICE-
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thedeathdeelers · 10 months
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things gu won has done at work: stare at pictures of sarang, do buzzfeed ‘are you in love’ quizzes, look for sarang so he can stare at her, look for sarang so he can talk to her, look up best date spots in seoul so he can take sarang out on a date, defy his sister’s authority by taking the hotel helicopter to save sarang
things gu won has not done at work: work
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