don't mind me im just crying at work cuz when nimona said it's time to rewrite this story it was nd really rewriting his original story and letting nimona live this time
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-$25.51 mother fuckers you're supposed to give it TIME before the overdraft fee comes out i get fucking paid tomorrow calm down jesus
just me and the -.51¢ in my bank account, still waiting for that state tax refund
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just me and the -.51¢ in my bank account, still waiting for that state tax refund
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I love Shibata and his translation app.
1000/10
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on the one hand i hate billionaires, on the other, i do not care about the bucks
in the immortal words of natalie imbruglia, im torn
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actually hell yeah i love the elite
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i would love it if my wife didn't say "i wonder if he would use the translator app in bed" before leaving and now im thinking about shibata using the app during sex
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mark get better and come home and save your bf from callis please god save your bf from callis
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THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A WOMENS MATCH
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no no don't do this to me bill this better be a joke you better kick his ass this better be a joke beat his ass bill bring ricky commit murder
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Actually FTW means fuck the white house (don't ask where his wife was on Jan 6)
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