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frownyalfred · 5 hours

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unrelated to bruce, but just thinking about clark giving lex the best dicking of his life and using that to condition lex into behaving better. want to try and kill clark? no kryptonian dicking.

I maintain that if Lex got fucked it would fix like 60% of what’s wrong with him. Absolutely dicked down breathless. Pegging, whatever.

#asks #anon #lex luthor #clex #clark kent #superman

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lexkent · 1 day

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SMALLVILLE | 2.22 – “Calling"

#svedit #dcmultiverse #userbbelcher #cinemapix #dcfilmblr #dailysmallville #dcedit #dctvedit #tvedit #smallville #lex luthor #clex #lexluthoredit #clexedit #smallvilleedit #smallville 2x22 #myedits #dc

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fairyroses · 7 hours

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He was about to kill you, Lex. Or divulge something you didn't want me to know.

— SMALLVILLE, "Forever" (4.21)

+ bonus from "Arctic" (7.20):

#smallville #smallvilleedit #svedit #lex luthor #jason teague #lionel luthor #clark isn't in these scenes but they're still very much #clex #sv 4x21 #sv 7x20 #dcmultiverse #my gifs #'why can't you see what's right in front of your face lex?' god. god. godddd.#I think there's a really interesting discussion to be had (with many potential viewpoints)#re: to what extent lex actually knew the truth either consciously or subconsciously at any particular time #and how much he was just in denial about it (and why)#I'm not really prepared to have that discussion in these tags but like #let's face it - lex figured out that clark had powers all the way back in 1x12 #just because clark convinced him he was wrong at the time doesn't mean he just forgot that whole thing #and yet it seemed like the more seasons went on and the more obvious the truth became #especially the fact that clark was so heavily tied to all the alien weirdness of smallville #the more lex seemed to (subconsciously?) push back against accepting or recognizing that truth #I mean that's literally what he's doing in the 4x21 scene with jason #so it's like he both desperately wanted to know clark's secret but also didn't want to know at all #and that's just SO interesting #I mean jesus the 7x20 scene is supposed to be peak evil lex and yet he STILL has to be pushed into accepting the truth #and he does so with his eyes glistening because yeah he wanted to know clark's secret once upon a time but he never wanted THIS #(remember when lex told jonathan in s1 that he just wanted clark to have a happy normal life bc clark was such a good person?#and then he's told in 7x20 that to save the world he has to KILL clark and take that life away from him hahaha [crying] it's fine I'm FINE)#wow I really said 'I'm not prepared to have this discussion' and then just. proceeded to have it anyway huh. lmao oops

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dailydccomics · 3 days

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Superman: House of Brainiac Special (2024) cover art by Jamal Campbell

#clark kent #superman #kal el #dc comics #lois lane #jimmy olsen #lex luthor #mercy graves #lobo #dc #jamal campbell #brainiac #vril dox #cover art #house of brainiac #comics

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le-sluagh · 3 days

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My Batman AU as Vines (Mostly Villains)

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thymbyll · 2 days

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Lena Luthor In AU Smallville Instead Of Supergirl

Lena Luthor With A Supportive Girlfriend, Who Loves Her Always

Lena Luthor With A Supportive Brother, Who Loves Her Always

#lena luthor #katie mcgrath #smallville #lex luthor #michael rosenbaum #lana lang #kristin kreuk #crossover au #crackship #wishful shipping

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foolilazuli · 2 days

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Scenario

Bruce, Oliver, and Lex are kidnapped and held in an escape room. The Riddler’s work? Idk but it’s televised. And yeah, Batman can solve it no problem but he’s in his civies and Brucie Wayne is a known dumbass. So Oliver had to solve it for him and he’s being so smug about it, like ‘no, Oliver, I fucking knew that clue was there five minutes ago, I’ve been subtly getting your attention on it the whole time!’

Meanwhile Lex is absolutely seething cause how the hell does Bruce keep oopsy-daisying his way on finding the the clues they need to escape?

While all this is happening, the Arrow/Batkids are just hanging out outside where the three billionaires are being held. Yeah, they could save them, and they’re ready to. But they’d rather watch the shitshow unfold

#sry im not familiar w ollies character #but hed def get a kick out of bruce acting stupid knowing he could ace escaping #ollie: omg bruce ur so dumb #bruce: lmao so true bestie (IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU OLIVER)#dc comics #batfamily #batfam #batfamily imagine #dc imagine #batman #green arrow #lex luthor

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lexanagifs · 17 hours

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"Lana, I might have appeard skeptical, but I still believed in you. That's why I send an expert to the site. Whatever caused that crater was not a meteor. Have you talked to anyone else about this? Like Clark?" SMALLVILLE — 5.03 "Hidden"

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kal8elle · 2 days

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By https://www.instagram.com/mistermoster_ojeda/

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supermanandloisverse · 3 days

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Rebecca Staab via Instagram Post

@jetslay

#superman and lois #superman #tyler hoechlin #clark kent #kal el #smallville #michael cudlitz #lex luthor

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ditzybat · 14 days

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clark, discussing what to do about kon with bruce: you know what this means right?

bruce, nodding: yeah, you owe luthor a buttload of child support

clark: what - i - no??

bruce: i mean, it sucks that he baby trapped you but you don’t want to be a deadbeat

clark: he did not - i am not his father, luthor stole my DNA and put that [pointing at kon] into a tube

bruce: i want you to take one good look on how damian came to be

clark: … oh my rao… i am dead beat aren’t i?

#i need to see clark and lex exchange kon in a waffle house parking lot during weekends like divorced parents #dc #clark kent #bruce wayne #kon el kent #superman #batman #superboy #lex luthor

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frownyalfred · 2 months

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Bruce Wayne is so much stronger than me, because if I was him I would walk straight up to Lex Luthor at a fundraiser, lean down, and whisper you want to fuck Superman so bad it makes you look stupid in his ear before flitting away with zero context.

#bonus points for superbat here #then it’s personal #like lex you wish you could fuck superman #luckily I can whenever I like #bruce wayne #batman #dc #lex luthor #thoughts

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tims-missing-spleen · 26 days

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(I like to think that) Lex Luthor gets clowned on by literally everyone, and Bruce is the absolute worst.

Like he'll attend an event and a literal millisecond later, Bruce will roll up and steal all the attention. And when they're inside, him or one of his crazy "children" will "accidentally" spill very red wine all over his expensive ass suit.

And what can Lex even do?

Last time he retaliated and mildly shoved Bruce, the man very dramatically flung himself across the room and fell straight into a table. He hadn't even gotten hurt- not a single bruise or cut- but that drama queen didn't appear in public for an entire month after the incident. The backlash Lex had gotten was so not worth it.

And it doesn't stop there. His kids join in on the "fun" and bully him too.

Tim permanently bans him from all the platforms owned by Wayne enterprisese, which is like borderline illegal, so Lex sues and somehow always loses.

Jason Duke and Steph team up and make it a game to throw things on his head without him realising. And when Luthor catches one of them, he can't even shout at them or whatnot cause hes actually scared shitless. Jason, the absolute tank of a man, just grins at him while placing his hands on the very noticeable gun at his hip. Duke and Steph stand on either side of him, gripping literal knives in their hands.

Damian just outright walks up to him and begins insulting him in a couple of different languages. He always gives Lex a final disgusted look before turning and walking off.

Dick might seem the sweetest, approaching him while smiling in that nice way of his. He's the worst, though, cause he always makes sure to bring a few reporters with him before he innocently starts outing Lex's latest evil scheme in front of the audience. He makes sure to bring solid evidence of the nefarious plans, but right at the end, he goes, "idk I could be wrong," before shrugging and walling off.

Cassandra doesn't do much, but she's definitely the scariest. Whenever Lex has had enough and is about to call a hit on Bruce, she appears out of nowhere, stares straight at him, and just shakes her head while saying, "No. Regret"

Basically, Lex Luthor, public enemy #1, gets (justifiably) bullied by the entirety of the human population (honestly, only the Waynes).

#thank you for coming to my ted talk #dc comics #batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dick grayson #lex luthor #bruce wayne #damian wayne #duke thomas #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #batman

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vodrae · 7 months

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Damian Wayne : *Watching national geographic. Global warming hurts animals.*

"Mhhh."

*Runs to Tim's room*

"Luthor said you won't find a clean and sustainable power source in your life."

*Slams doors. Leaves.*

Timothy Jackson Drake : "THAT BITCH." *Angry tools noises coming from the garage for 5 minutes* "Take that bald motherfucker !"

Stephanie : "It's been 5 years and I'm still not sure if i'm scared or impressed by you all."

Damian : "Penguins won't fall anymore."

#batman #batfamily #batfam #batman headcanon #dc comics #damian wayne #dc robin #robin #stephanie brown #dc spoiler #tim drake #red robin #lex luthor #batkids #batfamily shenanigans

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phoneduk · 3 months

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[Dick, Jason, and Tim in a mall]

Random Tiktoker: "Hi, excuse me can I ask you guys some questions?"

Dick: "sure!"

Random TT: "what are your names?"

Dick: "Dick, Jason, Tim"

Random TT: "...excuse me?"

Jason: "it's the idiot's name"

Random TT: "oh, uhh, alright, who's your guy's favourite billionaire?"

Dick: "Ted Kord - total Dilf energy"

Jason: "Oliver Queen"

Tim: "Lex Luthor"

Random TT: "why are they your favourite?"

Jason: "He's a total Dick but his son's hot"

Tim: "what he said"

#batman #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #roy harper #connor kent #conner kent #jayroy #birdflash #ted kord is a nerdy little thot and i stand by that opinion #ted kord #oliver queen #lex luthor #batfamily #batfam #this came to me in a dream

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glow-in-the-dark-death · 3 months

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Cujo

"Cujo where in the world do you keep finding all these things?"

Danny looked down at a very proud looking Cujo who had recently returned from his trip.

On each trip he brought back things that he liked, lately Cujo was bringing back the most curious things.

From pillows and toys to weapons and weird clothing.

One time even bringing a golden lasso.

This time it seemed to be a sword and a jar filled with liquid with what he was pretty sure was a human organ.

"Cujo please don't take peoples organs, I don't want to get in trouble"

A sentence he never thought he would be saying,

What a day.

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Alfred: "I seem to be missing my favourite pair of socks?"

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Wonder Woman is questioning who was brave/stupid enough to steal her lasso from practically under her nose.

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Damian: Father! Who took my weapons away, I haven't even been grounded!"

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Lex Luthor: "Where's all the kryptonite I just bought?!"

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Ra's: *squinting* "Something just happened."

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Sorry this one is shorter than usual I'm in the middle of class.

Bye!

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Just an Idea

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