I will never ever get over this photo

Alfred: Miss Stephanie, what’s all over your arms?

Stephanie: Oh, my bruises? I can explain all of those.

Stephanie, pointing: Sparring practice, fight with a hammock, slept on an Oreo.

Tony, cutting a hole in a watermelon and filling it with vodka: [sighs]

Clint: Why are you defiling a watermelon?

Tony: Because they don’t sell them like this.

Natasha: Peter, what’s all over your arms? Peter: Oh, my bruises? I can explain all of those. Peter, pointing: Fight with Doc Ock, fight with a hammock, slept on an Oreo.

Steve: I think I know what would cheer you up: a little gossip.

Robin: I hate gossip.

Robin: ...Who's it about?

i like that we had grace and frankie as a series long enough that we got to go on the full journey alongside the showrunners/writers/etc. of "we are telling the gayest story ever told between these two women but we don't know it" to "oh my god, people ship this on the internet???? abort! abort! they are platonic friends!" and then back to "ah, screw it, we liked it the original way, this is still the gayest story ever told between two women, make what you will of that. they won't kiss because we never envisioned that but here's everything else. including angel dolly parton. she also ships it."

this is why shows should have 7 seasons sometimes btw

June Diane Raphael as Brianna Hanson in GRACE AND FRANKIE: s07e15 – “The Fake Funeral” & s07e16 – “The Beginning” (2022)

grace and frankie should be REQUIRED viewing for all young women who fear aging

Grace and Frankie understanding House M.D. is gay culture...

Harry: I love our new house.

Draco: I love our ceiling fan in our new room in our new house. If I wasn't married to you, I'd marry that ceiling fan.

(x)

Thor: I think I know what would cheer you up. A little gossip.

Loki: I hate gossip.

Loki: ... who’s it about?

frankie bergstein as the high priestess

Maverick: Why are you suddenly interested in going to a Drag Brunch?

Iceman: Why wouldn't I be? I like brunch, you like not doing things in the conventional way, it seemed like something we could both enjoy.

Maverick: I don't know, I guess I just never thought you were that kind of gay.

Iceman: Excuse me? You're not exactly grand marshal of the pride parade yourself.

Maverick: Hey! I am pretty gay. In fact, I have a husband.

Iceman: I have a husband, too. And frankly, I would say I'm gayer than you.

Maverick: How are you gayer than I am?

Iceman: I wear a man purse!

Maverick: That's not gay. That's hideous. And if you were as gay as I am you'd know that!

Haha yeah bro you can trust me with your sitcom. Yeah I'm gonna be really normal about it!

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