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w4yvz · 2 years
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Oi, amg 👉👈 você pode escrever algo pro Yixing? O que vc quiser hihihi
biquíni | lay
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avisos: sexo na piscina e sem proteção (usem camisinha ok), dirty talk, edging, creampie, degradação (puta), pet names (princesa e gatinha) e exibicionismo.
★ oi!! espero que vc goste anom <3 (o yixing na piscina me deu altos gatilhos mds que delícia)
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“esse biquíni ficou lindo em você, pena que vou ter que tirar.” yixing diz em seu ouvido, te encurralando na borda da piscina. desamarrando a parte de cima da sua peça, ele libera seus seios imediatamente os agarrando, deixando marcas por toda sua pele. você geme baixo, por medo de algum vizinho ouvir vocês dois. 
“ah, princesa, quando eu te fuder aposto que não vai ficar quietinha desse jeito.” as mãos do homem vão para a lateral da sua tanga, desamarrando-a e inserindo um dedo na sua buceta. segurando nos ombros largos do chinês, você se delicia com a sensação, mordendo seus lábios tentando ao máximo ficar quieta. yixing aumenta a velocidade dos dedos, te deixando perto de gozar e quando estava sentindo suas pernas bambearem, ele para com os movimentos.  
“por favor, xing, eu tava tão perto.” manhosa, implora com uma carinha triste.
“você vai gozar no meu pau, gatinha.” deixando um beijo nos seus lábios, ele te vira de costas, abrindo um pouquinho suas pernas e inserindo o pau teso na sua entrada. começa devagar, segurando sua cintura e suspirando por sua buceta ainda estar tão apertada. sem conseguir mais se segurar, você geme após sentir o pau dele te esticando toda.
“eu disse que você não ia conseguir ficar quieta.” ele levanta seu tronco, colando suas costas no corpo bem trabalhado. “agora geme bem alto pra todo mundo saber que você é a minha putinha.” acelerando os movimentos, você faz exatamente o que ele diz, geme alto e manhoso, conseguindo apenas pedir para ir mais rápido. 
“goza comigo, princesa.” com mais algumas estocadas, você finalmente chega ao seu orgasmo junto com yixing, que não tira o membro dentro da sua buceta.
“já tá cheia de porra ou quer mais um pouquinho?” gananciosa, pede por mais. “você é uma puta insaciável.” 
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crossphine · 10 months
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This isn’t an ask but I literally love the way you write omfg
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OK BYE HAHSHAD
I’M ONLY SEEING THIS NOW AAAAAAAAA—
Thank you??? So much???? It means a lot — you have no idea! 😆😆
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chuluoyi · 2 months
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in your love entries series, how would gojo react to finding out his daughter (who is in elementary/middle school) is potentially getting bullied or picked on? 🥺 like his daughter comes home one day from school and she’s acting off or hiding any bruises and gojo is trying to figure out what’s going on while using his Father Senses™️ :(
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your son is sweet on most days, but he can be prickly when he deems satoru is making no sense at all. he’s not overly full of energy like him—he’s calmer like you, and for a kid, he isn’t exactly a crybaby.
and so when satoru sees how he comes back from his school one day with slightly red-rimmed eyes and clutching his arm, he immediately knows that he is definitely upset.
“did something happen?” he got down on his knees to inspect him. your son is just five, and if he’s looking like this, then definitely something isn’t right. “hey…?”
something inside him—his fatherly instincts—soars the moment your baby’s lips wobble in an attempt to hold back a sniffle, and he immediately pulls the hand covering his arm gently to reveal a red mark on it.
“who did this to you, hmm?” his voice deflates an octave lower. it’s his son. his precious baby. anyone daring enough to do this definitely picks the wrong opponent. his expression must have been grim enough that your son finally breaks and lets out a sob.
“t-they… pushed me,” he cries, and the sound is like knives to satoru’s heart. “they s-said… w-wearing glasses i-is… stupid…”
it’s like someone has twisted those knives in his chest. his son inherits his cursed eyes and he’ll have an even harder time if he doesn’t wear black glasses. but in the end the fact remains—it’s because of him.
satoru immediately brings him into his arms, patting him soothingly in the back, disregarding his brewing anger. “there, there… no, you’re not stupid. remember, you have good eyes. we do. sometimes people might take it the wrong way… but don’t let them get to you, yeah?”
“b-but… what if they k-keep doing this..?”
“shh. no, mark my words—they won’t.”
and when his son hugs him back in return, clinging onto him, satoru knows what he has to do.
the next day, he personally picks his son up from school, and your sweet boy can only wonder why those who picked on him yesterday aren’t in his class anymore.
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rowanswriting · 3 days
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The great divine blessed Eddie with a long tongue to torture us.
yes. yes. YES.
long and it’s pierced, and he’s so skilled with it. goes down on reader for hours, and he’s an expert at it flicking it against them just right so their legs are shaking and they think they’ve seen god. (also he would kiss them after, running his tongue against theirs to let them have a taste.) and he’s always sticking it out at you, smirking when you get flustered because just the sight of it sends you into a complete frenzy. 😵‍💫
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kaymarie-bell · 5 months
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Furby with dead battery: chirp chirp demonic wailing
Child Mallues: Ah yes, just like the inescapable cycle of live and death and watching loved ones depart
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According to the Furbish language dictionary:
1. Sleep / 2. Good night
Someone help me name the Furby 🌻
First part
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onlyjaeyun · 6 months
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not to be horny but…sb!jay wouldn’t admit it but his favorite thing to do would be to eat yn’s pussy. he’s had a bad day? he tell yn to bend over his desk or spread her legs and just goes crazy. he finds out yn’s bfs barely ever ate her out? he makes sure that he gives yn head every other day. maybe he would be like poison!hee but just hate to admit he loves getting pussy drunk on his gf.
SB!jay is THAT dom who will make sure to let his baby know that she's his absolute favorite meal and only way to calm down or take some of his frustration out by using his words, going all "this pretty little cunt always makes me feel so good, always" or "come here baby, let daddy wat that sweet pussy so i can distract myself a little yeah?" however, he'd never straight out admit it. especially when he's with his boys and they talk about how much they love to eat pussy, jay just shrugs and says he likes it but would never tell them just how many times his baby has managed to make him cum freehand in his pants just by sitting on his face. he's just a really proud guy and because his body language and responses to the taste of her cunt is usually enough for her, he doesn't really feel the need to be so open about it to his boys. at one point, y/n finds herself sitting next to jake, just casually scrolling through her gallery and he spots a picture of his bestest of friends with your thighs next to his head, a pretty little snap shot she took the night before because she just really wanted to save that moment not realising that his boys won't ever let him hear the end of how he looked absolutely drunk with his hooded eyes, flushed cheeks and messy hair like he's about to lose his mind. they actually start calling him seoul's munch after that and he doesn't really mind because it's not a lie and at the end of the day strictly business!park jongseong loves and lives for his girl's pussy and he's proud of it
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orchidyoonkook · 6 months
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I wish you would write a fic where: UTWT Yoongi and Reader were cuddling while it was raining outside. 🥰
(This is just for that post you shared - although I would be over the moon if you did do this. But you do whatever your heart desires!!)
You're the best and I hope you have a lovely week. 💕
Rainfall Brings Tomorrow | MYG
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Pairing: UTWT Badboy! Min Yoongi x (F)!Reader
Genre // Rating: (T) | fluff, touch of angst, some self reflection
Summary: You leave tomorrow, and there's one thing you need to say goodbye too.
Warnings: none! I think. Reader just thinks a lot.
Word Count: 923
Release Date: October 19, 2023, 3:00PM
A/N: Well I wrote this from 2am to 6:14am. I didn't even see this ask until about 1:30am and then I couldn't stop thinking about it. So I hope it lives up to your expectations, dearest Anon.
A/N 1.5: This was written in 3 hours and then only edited twice. I think it's coherent but if there are mistakes, please forgive.
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The soft patter of rainfall falls around you, filling your ears with earthsong. His soft breaths flow in a steady rhythm to its beat, and the patio umbrella you shoved into the ground is doing its job well, keeping your resting forms dry from the delicate cadence of an afternoon shower. 
Your pond vibrates in its own little symphony of ripples, ducks hidden away in their nests while it plays. The boughs and branches of your home away from home rustle in its light wind, their tune mixing in beautifully with the rest. 
It’s cold and overcast out, but his body keeps you warm, as yours keeps his. He sits in your usual spot, back against the years worn wooden truck, while you sit against his chest, both covered by his leather jacket, preserving the heat you two were just beginning to learn to share with one another. 
It’s the day before you leave.
The day before you say ‘fuck you and goodnight’ to everyone and everything in your town, hop on the back of a motorcycle and never look back. 
But you needed to have one last visit to the place that brought you and Yoongi together for the first time, plus all the times after. And you wanted him here with you when you did. 
To say goodbye. To the one thing you would miss more than anything else.
Your willow tree. 
Yoongi’s arms circle your waist as you lean your head back against his shoulder. His touch still sends sparks anywhere it lands on your skin, and you hope that it never goes away. Hope it never dulls or fades. Because you’re learning way too fast that it’s becoming one of your favourite things, and you don’t even want to think of what you’d do if you lost it. 
A gentle kiss at your exposed neck, under your ear, lets you know he’s finished the page. But you still have a couple sentences to go as you hold The Mysterious Island open with a hand through the jacket sleeve for both of you to read.
You found it suiting, to truly bring this chapter in your lives a full three hundred and sixty degrees before closing it forever. And that’s what you need more than anything, you think. 
Closure. 
Because as much as you hate it here, and as much as you can’t wait to go, it’s all you’ve ever known. And while this change is good and needed and necessary, it’s also incredibly scary. 
You hate that a very small part of you doesn’t want to go, for the sake of familiarity. It’s safe here. You know what to expect. You know what will happen, when it will happen, what to do, where to go, who you’ll become. There’s a guideline written into your future by your past here. One you’ve never wanted to follow and always wanted to change.
But there are the absolutely terrifying ‘what if’s’ that comes with big change. What if you leave and it’s no better than where you were? What if you somehow mess all of it up? What if nothing goes to plan, everything goes to shit, and you’re forced to come back?
That’s your biggest nightmare, and it could very easily become your reality. 
But it’s not enough to change your mind. 
You’re going. Tomorrow morning, you’re leaving, come hell or high water or…maybe rain water if this keeps up. And you’re taking the man currently drawing you closer into him with you. 
He takes a quiet inhale of your hair, happily drowning in your scent. Yoongi’s still settling into the fact that the woman he’s holding is his. At least for now. The one that always caught his eye. The one that he never knew he could want so badly. The one who reads with him on a rainy afternoon in their shared space so she can say goodbye to the only thing that was kind to her, with him here to support her.
He’ll support you however you need, forever if he can.
His girl.
Pulling your legs up to rest the book on, you flip the page though your focus wavers, and you stare out into the shower blurred haze of your favourite place. 
This is the last time you’ll ever be here, so you take in every detail you can. The way the grass feels underneath you, the shape of the pond and the colour of its water. You commit the height of the tree and the ebb and flow of its leaves to memory as best you can. You take in the feeling of Yoongi behind you, remembering how he used to sit a foot away from you.
How every day, whether you realized it or not, he got just a little bit closer.
And before you can stop it, a silent tear slides down your face. You wipe it away but Yoongi catches it, and gives you a reassuring squeeze.
“You okay?” he asks. 
You are.
It’s just finally hitting you that your years of pain and loneliness and misery are ending. You’re finally taking control of your life like you’ve always planned, and better yet, you aren’t doing it alone. You have someone now. 
You can’t remember the last time you had that. 
“Yeah,” you say, lifting your chin to look at him. “I think I’m going to be just fine.”
Holding the book back up, you see you’ve reached the final chapter. And somehow you know, it’s the first chapter of your own.
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A/N 2: Thanks for reading, loves. Xoxo, Yoon <3
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star1117-archives · 9 months
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Yandere pervert Mingi who finally shows himself to his live after stalking them for months - by maybe waiting for them in their room or something creepy of that sort
S.MG X GN!READER
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YOUR THROAT FELT LIKE IT WAS CLOSING UP.
if you’d had trusted your gut feeling, you wouldn’t be in this situation right now. the knife was cool against your neck, your skin burning in comparison. you stayed still, silent as the intruder had instructed, trying to breathe as shallowly as possible so you don’t accidentally cut your own neck. his breath however was loud, almost laboured, sickeningly warm on your neck as he leant into your ear. you had to fight the shudder that rose through your body when his lips grazed your ear.
“i’ll slit your pretty neck if you scream.”
gulping, you hummed in quiet agreement, allowing him to push you forward until you were at the bottom of your bed. fearing the worst, you closed your eyes as he pushed you onto it, just hoping it would all be over soon. however, when nothing happened, you dared to pry one daring eye open. the intruder’s head was tilted to the side in confusion, mouth and nose covered by a mask. finally understanding, he chuckled and unhooked one side of his mask, pulling it off as he spoke.
“i might be a stalker, but I’m no rapist.”
it felt as if your eyes had doubled, no tripled, in size, eyes hurt as you stared at your stalker’s face. surprisingly, it was a very familiar one.
“it’s you… from the café!”
when your voice rose, the man darted forward, hand on your mouth as he pressed the knife to your neck again.
“last warning baby, keep your fuckin’ voice down.”
tears now wetting your cheeks, you nodded slowly, gritting your jaw as his gloved hand caressed your face, wiping your tears away. sighing in content, he moved a few stray hairs into place, twirling one around his finger before letting it bounce back into place. finally letting up, he pointed to the pile of clothes neatly folded on your desk chair, gesturing with his knife.
“get dressed.”
eyebrows furrowed, you approached the clothes slowly, not wanting to make any sudden movements or noises. cold dread washed over you when you saw the semi-formal clothes, taking in his black slacks and dress shirt underneath his hoodie.
“why are you forcing me, mingi? I told you no-”
he paced forward, face now inches from yours, a stern expression on his face that he never showed you at the café. even when you’d turned mingi down, he gave you a small smile and thumbs up, seemingly disappointed but taking it fairly wrong.
how wrong you were.
“and now you’re gonna tell me yes. we’re gonna go to the fancy restaurant I’ve booked, have a lovely fuckin’ evening, and then we’ll see where it goes from there.”
your face darkening, a wave of confidence, or perhaps stupidity, washed over you.
“who says this is gonna go anywhere?”
mingi just laughed in an almost mocking fashion, holding up the knife and letting it glint in the moonlight.
“mr. knife says you might not have a choice in this, baby.”
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kaevch · 8 months
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I'm not really sure if you're open for requests, but if you are, I was wondering if you could make a short yet wholesome scenario with Lilia and his s/o on a little museum date?
im not open for requests, but i thought the scenario was cute so here u go!!
FREE HISTORY LESSON !!
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summary: going on a lil museum date w bat man ( but the loser one ).
chrtr(s): lilia vanrouge!!
warnings: gn reader!! ( you/your prns! ), cheek kiss >:3.
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" And that, is the Venus of Hohle Fels. Made from mammoth ivory. It's supposedly the oldest undisputed example of a human being. " Lilia whispered, loud enough for you to hear as he pointed at a sculpted figurine. You turned to him, amazed, it wasn't a surprise that he knew a lot about history but even knowing about an artifact that was from human history made you quite surprised. Looking at your shocked face, he let out a hearthy laugh, slitted eyes crinkling.
“ Fascinating isn't it? ” he smiled, taking your hand in his as he continued to walk around the museum, your heart fluttering at the feeling of his cold hands intertwining with your warm ones.
He would stop walking once in a while to admire a piece, his hand still engulfing yours as he'd tell you the history of each piece he deemed interesting, eyes always fixated in front of him, smiling, asif reminiscing on the olden times.
And as his eyes never left the piece, so did yours, never leaving him. The slight crinkle of his eyes, the gentle smile that seemed to fit so well on his face, the sound of his quiet laughter ringing like soft chimes inside the isolated museum halls, the way he tilted his head turning to you, fuschia eyes making contact with yours as a teasing smile placed itself on his face and oh. What did he say again?
Breaking out of your daze, your face flushed after realizing he had caught you staring, no, more like ogling at him instead of listening to his little rant about history. “ What, is my face perhaps more interesting than these ancient artifacts? ” he giggled to himself, hand gently squeezing yours as you turn your face away in embarrassment.
He stared at your flustered face for a while, taking in all the details of your face as he softly huffed, “ Honestly, ” he continued leaning in closer to your face, “ You're more interesting than all the artifacts in the museum. ” softly kissing your cheek, he leaned back, chuckling as he saw your face get more flushed while you stare at him with wide eyes.
“ Let's go get something to eat. I'm sure you must be hungry after all that. ” He smiled cheekily at you before turning his back to you, dragging you away.
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smooch <3 hehe ur taller bcs he's a loser lollol n i love making fun of him so. also his hair is a bitch wtf 💀
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lokiusly · 3 months
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When it comes to the Lokius track reveal, I remember a mix of excitement and just "....huh" .
On one hand, that particular scene frankly seems an odd one to put their ship name on, as Loki and Mobius' relationship really isn't in a very good place at that point.
On the other hand, it's concrete confirmation that Natalie Holt is a shipper like us, and put us in mind of where her focus was when she wrote the song: Mobius' jealousy, and the hurt he felt at Loki's percieved betrayal, after having put so much trust in him.
The fact that she features their relationship so prominently in the music shows how important she believes it is to the plot, and the way things went in S2 just confirms that her instincts were right all along!
Once again Natalie Holt proves she is one of the founding members of the Lokius ship, what an icon. 🥺 if she could throw eggs at Simon Cowell, the whole MCU executive board didn’t stand a chance 💅🏽💃🏽✨
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arifeathers · 30 days
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Give me some of your hcs for Kickin chicken and DogDay for your Oneiros au!
KickinChicken 🏳️‍⚧️
He’s the middle child out of five siblings, one older brother and sister and two younger sisters. Gets along with his sisters of them most of the time but has a strained relationship with his dad and oldest brother.
Also has an adopted cousin named Lyra Lorikeet who is two years older than him. She taught him how to mimic other people’s voices and he often uses it to play pranks on the others with his friendly rival and best friend, Hoppy.
Came out to his family as trans at age 10. His sisters and his mum took it well and accepted Kickin as a brother and son, his father and brother didn’t however and often purposely misgendered and dead named him, among other things.
Got his top surgery at age 16.
Left the henhouse shorty after three weeks of his father and brother’s bs, despite his mum’s and sister’s protests. Went to stay with his childhood friend PickyPiggy and her two mums after making it to Critter’s Valley, before building his beach hut by himself at 15 years old.
Loves the beach and often surfs whenever he can and wants to. If not surfing, then he’s likely seen participating in whatever competition he and Hoppy have made up together.
Has very good accuracy and often uses throwing knives and stars as weapons. He doesn’t have any magic like Catnap, DogDay, CraftyCorn and Hoppy, but makes the most of his throwing skills and athleticism to protect himself and his friends.
Often gives out eggs to his friends living in Critter’s Valley. He finds it pretty shameful and embarrassing, but his friends don’t treat him any different. Picky often invites him over to help her make breakfast and cook for the other critters. (He doesn’t eat the eggs for obvious reasons.)
First met Bubba when the elephant first moved to the Valley. Initially he was pretty neutral towards him, giving an energetic hello, a friendly slap on the back and making him do friendly strength competitions (which he always loses.). But his feelings towards Bubba started to change after the latter stood up to his father and older brother over him being trans, beginning a proper friendship and a bashful crush.
His other best friend after Hoppy is DogDay. They often hang out to together and sing karaoke duets during sleepovers or in general. Both are also constantly pushing the other to confess their feelings to their respective crushes every now and then. He also does the same thing with Hoppy and her crush on Bobby.
DogDay ☀️
The youngest brother out of his two parents and an older brother. He was abandoned by them at 7 years of age for being too “weak, clumsy and useless”, under the premise of having a family picnic with them. Held a grudge against his family ever since, except for his aunt and uncle who took him and Catnap into their care after they made their way to Critter Valley.
Met Catnap shortly after realising his family isn’t coming back for him and the latter waking up on the physical realm and unable to go home to the Dream realm. Awkward first meeting from being startled by each other and a lot of hissing and growling, before realising that neither of them are gonna hurt each other and slowly bonding over being fellow orphans. He let Catnap come with him, after deciding to find his Aunt and Uncle who lives in Critter Valley.
The journey to Critter’s Valley took roughly a year and a half for both Dogday and Catnap and full of perils, excitement and the two of them becoming inseparable.
His Uncle and Aunt was initially unnerved by Catnap’s otherworldly aura and demeanour but look after him at their nephew’s insistence. They both moved out sometime ago and left their house to Dogday and Catnao deciding to move next door into the old treehouse, which was later renovated with the other critters’ help.
Has feelings for his best friend since they were kids, but didn’t want to confess due to belief that Catnap only sees him as a brother. Catnap on the other hand, feels the same but is too shy to confess.
Is immune to Catnap’s Red Smoke thanks to a magic charm cast over him by the purple cat when they were children.
Is able to cast magic in the form of ball shaped lights and blasts. He doesn’t like fighting unless it’s absolutely necessary and to defend himself. Prefers to stun his attackers using his light magic, but will use his firewood axe if needed.
Before winter, Dogday often chops firewood for himself and the other critters, going from house to house to deliver a stack.
Next to Catnap, Kickin Chicken is his best friend and they often sing karaoke together or go to the beach together. He is also able to match Kickin with any teasing remarks.
If he meets his real life canon counterpart in the factory, he’ll be shocked, horrified and just full of denial that his best friend (and crush) would ever do that to him. He would also save him from the mini critters.
If he meets the Prototype, he’ll be scared of the latter’s appearance, until realisation kicks in when he remembers Catnap dreaming about a metal claw and fear turns into protective rage.
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w4yvz · 2 years
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QIAN KUN ESTÁ LOIRO REPITO QIAN KUN ESTÁ LOIRO NANA 🗣🗣
EU VI ANOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FINALMENTE VAI LANÇAR O SOLO DELE DO NCT LAB????????????
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crossphine · 1 year
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chuluoyi · 1 month
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OK, but just imagine LE reader wearing something sexy (like a Halloween costume/party or for date night anyone can be of your choosing!) we all know that’ll put Gojo into a frenzy but I just like to see how that would play out😂😂
he’s so starstruck he’ll start grinning like an idiot without reason, dirty eyes ogling your revealing dress and giving you bedroom stares 💁🏻‍♀️ he’s so warning you that he’ll devour you “until there’s no crumbs left” and you’re left gawking like 😦
but at the same time, he’ll flip each time a man with eyes shoots his gaze on you because hey, you’re his wife! any man other than him is far lesser than him in every single aspect so he won’t be shy to remind them all—
“ho ho ho~ who do we have here? do you know i’m the husband?”
“hey! that’s a married woman you’re talking to!”
“she’s my wife, and soon she’ll be the mother of my child—”
you glared at him. “i’m not pregnant—”
“yet, sweetheart. yet.”
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mysillyside · 2 months
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do you have a vague or cryptic way to explain what umineko is about to get ppl to play, like a wizards riddle? because Man. if you dont at least have some cryptic prophecy to pique your interest then you’re going in 100% blind, which even games marketing themselves dont do (unless its the first week of deltarune ch1 which was insane and unrepeatable)
In vaguest possible terms, what is Umineko about?
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(This isn't a real screenshot, but an abbreviated, condensed version of a scene from the Visual Novel with the character names and context edited out. At it's core, this is what Umineko is about.)
I mean it when I say that Umineko is one of those stories that is best enjoyed completely blind. It's a story about stories and how we experience them. Don't get me wrong, I don't think spoilers can ruin a story, but when it comes to a mystery like Umineko, which at its core is about solving said mystery and finding out what the truth means to you? It may not ruin the story, but it ruins the experience. (I'm talking from personal experience)
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carnivorousyandeere · 6 months
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hey I love your patron of the arts dilf! I was wondering what would his ex-wife and kids think of his and readers relationship? Would they be supportive or would the ex-wife be jealous at all? Love your work and hope you have a great day!
The kids are a bit too young to have solid opinions about the matter— everything is still confusing and even frightening for them. They’re probably not convinced either of their parents is wrong or evil, and they’d just be timid around Darling, unless Darling is good with kids and helps them to feel comfortable. Then they’re outgoing and energetic, taking to Darling very well.
Yan DILF’s ex-wife isn’t jealous, per se… she doesn’t hate Darling or anything like that, especially not without knowing them at all. However, she regards her ex-husband very lowly. He wasted years of her life "pretending he wanted to be with her," besides which, she was always more down-to-earth and immensely irritated by his tendency to have his head in the clouds. They weren’t really a good match to begin with, each expecting the other to change to fit their expectations at some point down the line, but she also takes it very personally and comes to the conclusion he’s just a bad person (right conclusion, wrong formula 💀), or at least a wasteful and inconsiderate one.
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