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adcfan · 2 years
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Damian: *Points at Jason* My life is better with you
Jason: *blinks*...
Damian: But it will be ‘much better’ without you
Jason: There’s the demon spawn I adore so much 
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adcfan · 2 years
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Let’s get you pregnant
Raven: *gets back totally drunk from the house of mystery, stands on a stool, grabs Damian by his shirt collar*
Damian: Ah..., witch girl? You okay?
Raven: *smirks* Let’s get you fucking pregnant.
Damian: *eyes wide* I don’t think that’s how ‘fucking’ works, beloved *smirks*
Raven: *Pushes Damian over the bed*
Damian: *mentally thanks John for the first time in his entire life*
P.S.
At the house of Mystery,
Me: Um... Can I get one of those for my GF?
John: Fuck off.
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adcfan · 2 years
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Makes you human
Dick: Love doesn’t make you weak, Damian. It makes you human.
Damian: Speaking of that logic how comes my love to kill makes me an assassin? *raises an eyebrow*
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adcfan · 2 years
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Stay Dead
Damian: What part of ‘Stay Dead’ don’t you understand? The ‘Stay’ or the ‘Dead’?
Jason: Demon spawn, you can’t seriously think that I would just die and ‘rest in peace’ in a coffin that isn’t royal red? Now, can you? 
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adcfan · 3 years
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World’s most beautiful and powerful word
That Lover boy(Dick): Love
That *Screw them all guy* (Jason): Fuck
That depressed Satan admirer(Tim): Hell
That animal lover, save humans(Damian): Kill
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adcfan · 3 years
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The Brakes!!!
Dick: *Teaching Damian to drive* If Jason and Titus happens to cross the road which one would you hit?
Damian: *at drivers seat*Jason 
Dick: The brakes Damian, you hit the brakes!!!
Dick: Okay, let’s try this again. If Jason and Tim happens to cross the road which one would you hit?
Damian: Pathetic, Dick. Do you seriously think I would repeat the same mistake again? By the way, my answer is ‘Both’ *smirks*
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adcfan · 3 years
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Clark: Where in the fucking hell is Damian and my daughter?
Drunk Constantine: How on earth did you know they are fucking in hell? *oops*
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adcfan · 3 years
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Raven: Fuck me if I’m wrong, but-
Damian: You are so damn wrong little bird *grins*
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adcfan · 3 years
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The Deadly question
Question paper: What is death?
Dick Grayson: A ticket to flirt with angels of heaven 
Jason Todd: A temporary retirement
Tim Drake: Portal to a hell with no coffee bar
Damian: My way of giving these three imbeciles a chance to test the theory behind their answers
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adcfan · 3 years
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WARNED
He could clearly tell from the slightest wrinkle of irritation adoring the top left of her pale forehead that she is beyond annoyed. How could he blame her? After all it was him who lured the bird out of its comfortable nest in the middle of a tough night. From the height he could perceive the darker shades of her shadows dancing along the way she traced making him more curious to explore the limit of the demon’s braveness.
The edges of his lips pulled up to carve an honest smile as his eyes momentarily rested on the dagger resting against her waist that he once offered her in the middle of a battle, a year ago.
With a loud thud he made his presence noticeable startling her to the core in the process. His armor blazed a bright shade of jade green, bathed in the late moonlight that managed to get the taste of his attire. His eyes searched hers involuntarily, seeking to find any glimpse of game she or the titans might have planned to play on him. But all he could find was curiosity.
Curious? Is she really curious?    
“So, you decided to show up in the middle of a young, wanting night, far from your protective shell behalf of a demons’ call”. If it wasn’t for the mask he is wearing, she could see the imperceptible grim plastered over his face with ease. “And here I thought ravens aren’t creatures of the night”, his brows made a childish hunch testing her temper further more than she could actually take.
“What do you want?”, her voice remained cold as she tried her best to control all the urge to take him down on the very spot. His cape danced in unity with her robe as he approached her a little more without her noticing for a very long second. “Aren’t you forgetting a very special day, beloved?”. And that was definitely a hint of sadness that was sprinkled all over the Al Ghul’s tone.
Right, as if he could actually feel sad over anything with all the blood in his hands.
“I am not in for a game, Al Ghul. I have got a whole city to save and a good night’s sleep to resume, but here I am, in the middle of an abandoned area with a ruthless assassin who threatened to explode the best half of the city and what’s next? Seizure?”. Almost a devilish chuckle escaped his lips as if he had conquered the entire world.
“Oh for gods shake, little bird. Do you really think I will abandon the best of all nights in Nanda Parbat to blast a worthless city like Kansas?”, now he is definitely getting on her nerves. “But I must say, I had half a mind to blow the Titans bridge five minutes ago”, his all time devilish smile still painted his arrogant look. Raven barely recognized how Damian managed to corner her against the cold wall whose uneven surface pressed itself against her flawless skin dripping it with the night’s best dew.
“I am not asking you again, Ra’s. Tell me what you want with me before I banish you into a dimension of never return”.
“You hurt me, beloved. Don’t you remember the anniversary of our marriage?”
Married? With him? A year ago?
“If this is some sort of silly joke, you better stop it right now, Ra’s. It’s definitely not funny.”, her voice trembled with doubts by each passing second. She lingered over her left ring finger as if she has seen her own hands for the first time in all her life. No ring? Well that’s a relief.
He is just kidding or may be…
Or may be not
“Do I look like one who makes senseless jokes like the green monkey your tower owns”. 
Thanks to Gar, at least his pride is hurt a little.
“I didn’t say that, but if you insist on it… I may”, and she sure as hell liked hurting his weak point - his pride.
“Then how about I insisting on maintaining a decent distance between Conner and you, beloved”, for the first time in almost half an hour his words had the true taste of jealous.
“You are my wife and it is my business to keep flirty hybrids like him away from you. Well, if you don’t have to do it the easy way then I will have the pleasure of teaching him decency in my own way, beloved”. Is the night getting unnaturally warmer or…
Oh no! When did he get this closer to her.
And how the hell she didn’t notice it for this long.
If not for the pitch dark night sky, she could actually feel herself blacking out.
“If it is Conner the one you have your problems with then why the hell did you make me come here?” To reveal that she may be married to the Ra’s of League of Assassin’s a year ago? Probably, yes.
“I thought you would never ask. Let’s say I am here to get a gift”
Right, she barely knew that she got married and now he wants a gift in the middle of a night?
“I don’t have a ring”, the words spilled out even before she could realize it.
May be she lost her brain just like Beast Boy.
“I don’t think it is mandatory for a married couple have to propose during anniversaries, beloved”, his breath flowed through her entire being warming up all her dark desires that might love to make him hers and only hers even if…
Stop. Stop right there Raven.    
“I mean, I don’t even have a ring and how could I be your wife when I don’t even have a ring”
Way to go Raven, what’s next a Priest?
“The dagger, Raven. It means a sealed bond in my heritage. A bond made between a husband and a wife, which you willing took to save the pathetic Titans a year ago in the League of Shadows base.” His voice grew more husky and his breathe drove her senses away as he nibbled at her ear lobe. She was supposed to be mad, she was supposed to blast him to pieces and scatter every inch of his being at different dimensions for revealing something as important as being married, but his tone - well, that’s definitely not helping.
“What now? You want me to quit being a Titan, take sides with you and go against them?”
“Baby steps, beloved. Baby steps”. His left hand toyed with the hem of her dress, further breaking the already half broken control towards her urging needs that pooled in very being.  
“Just a kiss and a promise to keep that coward Conner away from you will do”.  She could feel the cold air of the young night kissing her wide spread pale skin that already missed the warmth touch of the assassin.
“And if I resist?”
“You really think you could resist me, beloved? Since it is our anniversary I will be generous enough to make another request”. His eyes grew darker with every words as his katana slightly battered against the cold wall.
“How about blasting the Titans tower to the ground while that stupid Gar and Jaime are trying with their half-celled brains to defuse the bomb or how about giving black fire all the 18 ways to kill Kori like a true assassin in the middle of their fight right now in Kansas or how about giving Slade Wilson the true identity of Dick Grayson and his fellow bat clan or how about letting Conner suffer in the hands of Bizarre Superman, left alone to die by a Kryptonite stabbing.” He hummed the last few parts as he withdraw from the spot he previously stood.  
“On second thought how about all of the above?”
“You are kidding. I would have received an alert signal at least if one of these is happening right now”.
“You mean this?” Damian raised a small communicator from his pocket still humming like an undisturbed teenager enjoying his long drive to no destiny at all.
“Give it back”. She raised her hand trying to snatch the communicator but in vain.
“Did I forget to mention that you have to be a grown woman to snatch a stuff, beloved”. His eye brow arched itself up.
That’s it. She could bear all of his sarcasms, all of his threats and even all of his flirts but not even for the shake of Azar would she let this damn Demon Spawn comment on her height and hurt her pride in nothing more than mere seconds. That’s not going to happen. Not today.
Raven rose to her tip-toes grabbing Damian’s collar to support her in the process but accidentally twirled their legs and slipped right on top of him. Their lips were locked like the mere existence of one depends on the other, when Raven realized the state she has put herself into.
Yeah, that’s how you snatch a communicator from a tall guy, who threatens to blast your whole family.
She would be cheating herself the entire time if she hesitated to accept that she did like the Demon’s head for a reasonably long time now. But she is definitely not going to let her pride get hurt.
“So, you got your gift. Now defuse the bomb and un-mess every mess you made”
“And all it took was calling you - short”. Damian let an almost an inaudible chuckle escape his throat.
He pulled out the dagger from Raven’s waist band and seethed it properly. “Don’t hurt yourself playing with this doll, beloved”.
“My team…”, Raven question was cut short by Damian as he spoke.
“They are safe. For now”
BOOM…
From the frequency of the sound wave she could say that it was near the Titans Tower.
“Well, except for one I guess”
With one last peck on her lips he disappeared into the shadows as if he never existed a few minutes ago.
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Thank Azar!
There was not a single scratch on the tower. Not even one. At least he kept few of his words.
But the real horror stroke her when she felt no living presence inside the tower.
“Umm.. Rae what are you doing up late in the night?”, Dick asked as he and the other Titans entered the tower with handful of shopping bags. “You are all fine?”. She will never spell it out loud but deep down she knew that she couldn’t stand their loss. She blinked a few times to make sure she wasn’t dreaming.
“Yeah, we are fine. It’s a little cold out there. But don’t worry we won’t catch a cold, Rae. If that’s what you are worried about”, Gar uttered with no care in the world as he glanced through the contents of the fridge.
“Where have you been?” was all she managed to ask when she realized that she wasn’t dreaming.
“We were out…”, Kori barely had a chance to finish when Raven added “Crime fighting?”
“Ah… shopping, Raven. I don’t think it is a custom on Earth to crime fight every time you step out into the public, is it Dick?”.
“Unless or otherwise you are in Gotham, no”, Dick replied as he loaded the fridge with the contents of the grocery bags.
“So, where is Conner?”, inquired Jaime as he entered the main hall. “Isn’t he in the tower?”, Kori added.
“There wasn’t anyone in the tower when I arrived”, Raven replied as a loud thud followed their conversation.
“Conner!”, Gar yelled as he reached him. The rest of the Titans followed by.
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“What the hell happened dude?”, asked Gar as he tried to touch the bruise near his right eye.
“OUCH!”
“That’s just a small bruise, Conner. I have seen worse”, Dick replied while analyzing his wounds.
“And a broken wrist”, Conner added trying to rise his wounded hand but in vain.
“It’s just a minor injury, amigo. You will be alright as soon as the Sun’s back”, Jaime reassured him while attending to his wounds.
“Here, let me heal you”, Raven offered taking a step towards but the wound deepened as if it was being cut from inside out. Conner could barely resist the urge to break the table he sat on.
“Raven, is that a Kryptonite you are wearing?”, Dick pointed at the green stone that somehow perfectly settled around her neck.
“If that’s causing our flirty Superboy to yell like a mad man then it is definitely a Kent-repellent”, Jaime added.
“A kryptonite? Not again”, Conner banged his head against the wall as if that would make his day any better.
If you don’t have to do it the easy way then I will have the pleasure of teaching him decency in my own way.
“Raven, I know you mean no harm but I don’t think Conner could take any more kryptonite today. So, would you mind…”, Gar tried to get rid of the kryptonite that adorned her neck.
“Here let me try”, Kori flared a small star bolt which seemed to have no effect on it either.
“It seems you have to stay away from Conner for a few days until we find a way to remove that thing off your neck. By the way, it seems to have no effect on you Raven. You may leave, we will take care of Conner”
Seems like he played a particular demon played his part well at keeping Raven away from Conner.
Raven made a short nod and walked towards her room. In the background, she could clearly hear the boys filling Conner with questions about the attack.
“So, was it Bizarre the reason behind this?”, Dick asked as he finished cleaning the wounds.
“No, it was a masked man with a Katana”, Conner replied.
“And you - a bullet proof being got this from a Katana?”, Gar’s curiosity reached its peak when Conner made Kryptonian curses under his breathe.
“Stop touching my wound, Gar”
“You call yourself a super but you can’t stand a broken wrist” Gar arched both of his eye brows wanting for a genuine explanation.
“I have not even once been injected, Pea-brain” was all Raven could hear, when she disappeared into her own shadows. 
                                                                 - Samuel Damian Fernandez
Hi, everyone! This is just a one shot, not a great one but worth giving a try. Like I have mentioned before English is my 8th priority language. So, if you find faults in my work just let me know. Also, share your thoughts on this one shot, so I may get an idea for future modifications. 
Punardarśaāya 😉 👋
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adcfan · 3 years
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Possibility???
How many of you think that there is a teeny tiny chance to see Damian Wayne in the Titans series? 
I mean, we all know that batman is pretty old in the series. And we have our first 3 Robins (Dick as Nightwing, Jason as Red hood and Tim as..., let’s say Robin to be)  
 I just want a series with all the batboys
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adcfan · 3 years
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How can they make the best couple when they don’t exist? Terrible ship.
C'mon dude, chill up. Don't take everything way too seriously. I don't know why you hate this ship, but they are not terrible. If anything they are different and lovely in their own way.
But if you are really looking for a battle, then you got it little fellow. I may ship damirae but I have always been a Batman fan. Deep down he maybe good but deep down I am not.  
No Offence 🤷🏻‍♀️
punardarśaāya - (Bye 👋)
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adcfan · 3 years
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Just being honest
My Girl-friend: Who do you think makes a best couple? *hoping to hear our names*
Me: *eyeing her slightly* 
Me: Well, I think...
My Girl-friend: You think...
Me: Isn’t that obvious, Damian and Raven.
My Girl-friend: *Kicks me out of our home for the next 3 days*
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adcfan · 3 years
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Attention Plz! A newcomer here!
Hi, I am Sam aka aDCfan. I was hoping to write this fic for almost a year now. I blame my brother for loving the dc character - raven and I blame my girlfriend for loving this damirae ship. And here I am wanting for all the help I could get to get this AU come true. Please support me and if you find fault in my works do inform me. English is neither my first nor my second language. Honestly, it’s the 8th language (in terms of priority) - I devoted the best 20 years of my life for learning the most forgotten or almost dead languages of the world and English is definitely not one of them.   “The very rim of hope for a better life dies at the same spark of one’s own fear coming true, demon”, his voice didn’t hesitate to hide the intention behind his words. “And, for the daughter of the literal Satan you are, I don’t think you forge a very good example to imprint fear in the hearts of your allies”. His sword twirled the chains that bound their wrists as he sketched the minute changes in the demons’ face. “If the Kent’s haven’t failed to teach me something in my life, it’s Hope.”, her stance grew more confident for the first time in the past three weeks. “As annoying as the Kent’s can be, deep down they are good – pure. And I am afraid I was stained with their purity over these years, Lord Al Ghul”. And with that the young demoness was ordered to take her leave. In a swift movement, she released her hands from the chains that bound both their wrists and lead her way back to the far most chambers. He watched her waist length raven dark hair sway in the mild breeze as it traced her curves as long as she existed in his vicinity. There was no doubt all men in the world would be jealous of her hair and this young Al Ghul won’t be an exception, will he? Gods help him! For a man of no fear and a true Al Ghul, he has detected his own fear – he is falling so hard for that short demoness.
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adcfan · 3 years
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I don’t share
Damian: *kicks the door open* Where the hell is my wedding cake?
Raven: *licking the last stain of cream from her fingers* You mean our wedding cake? *smirks*
Damian: I don’t share, beloved 
Raven: Seems like me either *points at the empty plate*
Damian: I. Need. My. Cake. Now.
Raven: And how are you planning to get that back?
Damian: I have my ways, beloved *smirks* 
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adcfan · 3 years
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Happy Birthday to ...
Hey everyone, I am aDCfan. 
So, guess what day is this?
...
C’mon you are all damirae fans, aren’t  you?
On the count of THREE
3
2
1...
Happy b’day Damian Al Ghul Wayne
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