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dc-and-damirae · 1 year

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damian: Do you love me?

raven: Of course I do.

damian: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

raven: I would.

damian: I mean something really, really–

raven: You literally stabbed a man two minutes ago, tf do you expect me to say "no"?!

jason: I'm ok!

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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months

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Can you please make incorrect quotes for Titans and Raven confronting Y/N who is literally chilling out inside of Raven's mindscape with Dark Raven?

The Titans charge through Raven's mindscape to find Y/N...

They pause when they find Y/N relaxing on a couch with Dark Raven...

Y/N: hey guys

Starfire: you are not in the trouble?

Y/N: oh i am in trouble

Robin:

Y/N: love trouble

Dark Raven snuggles with Y/N...

Beast Boy: this is weird, dude!

Raven: I'm happy, Y/N's happy. deal with it

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raphael-angele · 4 months

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*Star Wars Imperial March Music Playing*

Raven: Awh no.

Donna: What is that?

Raven: That is Damian's I'm unhappy and about to destroy the planet music.

Donna:

Raven: Can we just go hang out out in the garden?

Donna: Wait, if he's unhappy, shouldn't we talk to him?

Raven: "Shouldn't we talk to him"? Have you learned nothing in two years, woman?!

Donna: *coming into the living room*

Damian: *sitting on a sofa, on his laptop, with his hood up*

Donna: You doing okay there, pretty boy?

Damian: *looks at her* There's ominous music playing and my hood is basically covering my face. I don't know about you but where I grew up, that means I'm not doing okay.

Raven: *turns off music* want some tea?

Damian: Tea is for when I'm upset. I'm not upset. Luthor is forcing me to mentor Conner. And my father thinks it's a good idea. I am outraged.

Raven: So...cocoa?

Damian: YES; COCOA!

Raven: *goes to kitchen*

Damian: Do you have any idea what it's like to work with someone so infuriating and annoying?

Donna: ...I can imagine

Damian: I've worked hard to become a part of this team and become someone of authority. And Luthor comes along and thinks he can just ask me to become someone he can just boss around. I am angrier than ever and filled with despair.

Donna: What drink do you make him for that?

Raven: Wait, wait, I know this one... Hot apple cider with cinnamon sticks?

Damian: YES, I'LL HAVE A HOT APPLE CIDER WITH CINNAMON STICKS!

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bat-stuff · 2 years

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Damian, in a teen titans meeting: We need to eliminate all possible distractions in order to-

*Damian's phone rings*

Damian: Hello?

Titans: . . .

Damian: I can't empty the dishwasher I'm busy

Titans: . . .

Damian: No, I can't-I'm in a war father-

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babeyterra · 11 months

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teen titans incorrect quotes

part 10

raven: do you want some tea?

beast boy: what are the options?

raven: yes or no.

beast boy, seeing a banana on the car seat: what the FUCK????

beast bot, buckling up the banana: fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

star: oooh a train!

raven: we’re in a train station, starfire.

terra: i’m serious! they’re watching me! they’ve even got an agent following me! don’t you believe me?

raven: look, it’s not that i don’t believe you… it’s that i don’t believe you and i don’t care.

star: what’s 2+2?

beast boy: math.

star: …i will accept that answer

robin: all in all, a 100% successful business trip

raven: but we lost cyborg

robin: all in all, a 100% successful business trip!

beast boy: hey, what’s your netflix password?

raven: ihopeyoudie

beast boy: thank you!

slade: you have an impressive pain tolerance

robin: thanks, it’s the trauma

star, to terra: please, picking locks is my specialty

star: *throws a brick through the window*

star: okay, let’s go

raven: any idiot would know that.

beast boy: i knew that!

raven: see?

cyborg: new challenge! don’t say stupid shit for 24hours!

terra: change is inedible

robin: don’t you mean inevitable?

terra, spitting out a bunch of pennies: no, i really didn’t.

raven: *slams down an absolute doorstropper of a tome* i checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.

cyborg and beast boy: this is light?!

*terra falls over*

star: terra! are you alright?

terra: is that you, God?

star: what?

terra: it’s just, you sound a lot more like starfire then i expected.

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robxstarstar · 2 years

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incorrect teen titans quotes 2: electric boogaloo

all from incorrect quote generator

Beastboy: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward. Cyborg: I’m worried about you.

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Beastboy, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Starfire: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Beastboy: Ohhhh- Raven: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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Robin : The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Beastboy.

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Cyborg: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it. Raven: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side. Robin : Yo, Socrates. It’s a fucking cookie.

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Starfire, pointing the camera at Robin: There he is, my sweet baby.

Robin, holding a cigarette and a beer: What?

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Cyborg: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Beastboy meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

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Raven, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I’m losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There’s blood on my hands.

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Cyborg: Remain CALM! *slaps Robin multiple times*

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theteentitan0325 · 1 year

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Raven: Look guys, I need help.

beastboy: Love help?

nightwing: Financial help?

Starfire: Emotional help?

damien: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at damien*

damien: What?

#damirae #teen titans #teen titans incorrect quotes

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killedbyvoid · 1 year

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If There Was an Interrogation Scene In Aftershock Part Two

Robin: *pulls out a chair* Sit down. We’d like to ask you some questions.

Slade, hissing through her earpiece: Deny everything!

Terra:

Terra: That isn’t a chair.

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lotus-ashi · 1 year

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Teen titans incorrect quotes. Part 2

Terra: Where are you going?

Slade: To get an ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way there.

#teen titans incorrect quotes #teen titans #slade wilson #Terra

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everywhichwayzz · 2 years

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Warning Label: Do Not Push. Contains Dangerous Explosives.

Gizmo: *snickering* Imma push it.

#gizmo #teen titans incorrect quotes

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incorrectbatfam · 2 months

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Dick: I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss... I can't even say it.

Roy: Who was I about to kiss?

Dick: *gags*

Dick: Jason.

Roy: ...

Dick: Why aren't you bleh-ing with me?

Roy: Well...

Dick: "Well..." is not an option.

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dc-and-damirae · 7 months

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john constantine: It has come to my attention that one of you bloody hell spawns is dating my kid. teen titans: *confused* YOU HAVE A CHILD! john: When I figure out who is dating my adorable gremlin. It is on fucking sight. damian: *to himself * shitshitshitimsofuckingdeadshitshitshit

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gothamundernightlight · 5 months

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Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Robin: …and all in all, our mission was a success!

The Justice League: *looking at their sidekicks covered in bruises surrounded by property damage

The Justice League: If this is what you call a success, we’d hate to see what you would consider a disaster.

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raphael-angele · 1 year

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You Can't Beat Raven at Cards

Raven: I win. Again.

Kon: Dammit. You won 6 times in a row. This is unfair.

Raven: Or I'm just that good.

Kon: You're an empath. You're basically cheating

Raven: You think I won because I'm an empath?! Hahaha! Honey, I didn't win because I'm an empath, I won because I'm a Constantine. And a Constantine always wins in cards.

Damian: It's true. I can't even beat her at UNO

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augustinapril · 1 year

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Dick: Slade attacked here-

Y/n: Slade? More like Slay'd.

Dick: Get out.

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babeyterra · 1 year

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teen titans incorrect quotes

part 9

cyborg: …i’m pretty sure that place is fire proof

robin, holding a grenade: yeah but is it explosion proof

starfire: my stomach growled really loud in french

statfire: i would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak french. it growled during french class.

terra: bonjour

cyborg: le growl

beast boy: feed me a baguette

beast boy: let’s all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth.

robin: conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.

beast boy: you’re jealous

raven: jealous?

beast boy: that’s why you were being so negative about this.

raven: that’s absurd. i’m always negative.

robin: i need you to come meet me, and i need you to come alone.

raven: and i need you to be less vague and weird.

beast boy: everybody shut up, i’m thinking.

cyborg, patting him on the back: well, don’t think to hard. i wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

raven: we wouldn’t last two minutes without robin

raven:

raven: don’t tell him i said that

computer: please enter password

starfire: *types in terra*

computer: your password is too weak

starfire: HOW DARE YOU-

raven: the universe is cold and unfeeling. the only constant is chaos.

terra: was that place out of chocolate chip pancakes again?

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