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jrueships · 1 year

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#WHY IS HE NOT DENYING IT.........#name something stefon takes #joshs d*ck rings up as an answer 100 people said in the survey #diggs: 😺...😼 .#love how the amount of points slash ppl idk man i dont watch gameshows they scare me #is also his number #how romantical 🤩 !#looking at the camera like a 'howd you know....😼'#or 'oh..... clever 😼'#diggs clinging onto allens bicep wherever he goes #defending him multiparagraphs to reporters #telling the whole world and the galaxies hes in love with him #and he thinks we somehow still dont know????#diggs making his fivehundreth allen is a BEAST 😎😎💥💥‼️‼️ 🔥 💯 instagram post/story: nobodys gonna know..#we're gonna know comma diggs.#we all know.#youre married.#he fucks you #we know.#diggs #diggs/allen #bro is feeling devilish 😈#sometimes i use the wrong devil emoji like i use the frowning one instead of the smile bcs i cant see the line

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mobius-m-mobius · 6 months

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#obsessed with their priorities

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sourscratched · 5 months

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quick comix of the little creatures

#dimension 20 #my art #burrow’s end #burrow’s end spoilers #honestly i think dr. steel is living the dream #just taking a stroll in the radioactive woods when two fuzzy little animals say hi to you and compliment your hair #and theyre even married and know what hats are?? absolutely incredible #anyway I agree with Rashawn and Brennan when knowingly about to break somebody’s reality Hey girl hey is the appropriate greeting

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antomatkoen · 2 months

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soap definitely didn’t wear the skull earrings for a certain someone…👀

soap shows up at a bar all dazzled up after losing a bet :3

#ghoap #ghoap fluff #ghost mw2 #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soap mw2 #soapghost #call of duty #cod mw2 #theyre married your honor #theyre so gay #they are in love #and i hate them #no i dont #but i want to #squeeze them like my personal stress toys affectionately

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applebees4prez · 1 month

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peak lou wilson committing to the bit this episode. my king saw that he failed and was IMMEDIATELY team baron. he really did the most against the weakest character, my dude was fully ready to straight up kill adaine. no remorse whatsoever. lou wilson i love you forever never change.

#marry me platonically lou #teach me your ways #lou wilson #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #dimension 20 #d20 #fabian aramais seacaster #fabian seacaster #baron from the baronies

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ingravinoveritas · 2 months

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David wearing a gorgeously sparkly outfit and black kilt while holding a dog and talking to Michael at the BAFTAs. I cannot...

#david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #BAFTAs 2024 #very very married #this is the gayest thing i have ever seen #and i am here for it #let me live please #they are perfect together your honor #truth disguised as a joke #unbelievable #ineffable lovers

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historyofmemes · 2 months

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News everyone! Greece is now the first Orthodox Christian country to legalize civil same-sex marriage!

The same bill also gives same-sex couples full parental rights!

#lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #greece #queer #we did it gays! we went against the Church's protests and legalized civil gay marriage!#I can now legally marry YOUR MOM HAH gottem

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why-is-it-always-autumn · 1 year

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It's good and cool to give your characters a single simple, straightforward, non-urgent, super-achievable goal that shouldn't really cost anything or hurt anyone, make that the driving factor for most of their decisions, and then have the Plot do everything in its power to stop them.

#writing #the two variations are:#character wants to do the thing but to do that they need this guys approval so they have to do him a favor and for the favor they have to g #(cue chain of deals)#(by the end of it youre overthrowing governments and inheriting wizard magic and marrying dragons or whatever)#(you just wanted to fix your niece's teddy bear)#and #youre trying to do this thing but on the way you ran into a person who needs help and it wont take that long #its not like your thing is urgent youll just do this one thing and move on #(this happens 87 more times)#(you also end up overthrowing the government and becoming a wizard)

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superbat-love · 1 year

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Clark understands Bruce’s language

#they’re married your honor #secret language #superbat #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #dc #dc comics #official #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 5 months

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Danny wasn't sure what to do. Was this legal? He knew the bats were part of the Justice League and whatnot but surely they can't just pick him up off the street after he got into a brawl with some creeps trying to mug him!

Sure, Nightwing had jumped down to help and Danny, still in his living form with its crappy human vision, thought he was another mugger because of the dark and attacked him too.

Now he's sitting in the back seat of the batmobile with his hands in wierd bat handcuffs.

Was everything these guys owned bat themed? Yeah his parents put there last name in all the titles of their inventions but they had a brand to sell so it was excusable. Batman however, is clearly living out his bat shaped dreams. Usually Danny was all for the furrys doing thier thing, one of his best friends was a proud furry and Danny 100% supported him, but there was a line you don't cross and tall dark and fuzzy crossed it when he kidnaped one 14 year old Danny Fenton.

He couldn't Go Ghost right in front of Batman and Nightwing but he could use the one thing his mom made him take with him everywhere since he was a little boy.

His panic button.

It was powered by ectoplasm and could get through signal jammer with no problem. If he pressed the button his parents would drop everything to come save him. They made sure to put little sirens and flashing lights in thier own hazmat suits to make sure they didn't accidentally miss it. Sure they looked hilarious the few times he had seen it go off in his life but it was highly effective.

So he pushed the button and his parents were charging torward them in record time, the GAV playing chicken with the freaking batmobile. Suddenly his mothers voice came from the panic button, "Are you in the front of back, sweetie?"

"I, uh." He stuttered, looking up at the shocked face of Nightwing before answering, "The back."

"Perfect." He mother said darkly.

A trio of high mechanical whines filled the air and Danny didn't need to look through the windshield to know the buzz saws were out.

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Bruce just wanted to know why Danny Fenton, youngest of the Fenton Family and son of Jack Fenton and Madeline Walker, two people whose marriage brokered peace between thier prospective mafia syndicate families, was doing in Gotham beating up low level thugs.

He was not expecting overprotective mad scientist parents.

#dpxdc #prompts #fanfiction prompts #let danny and Jazz be the unknowing heirs to mafia families please #it would be so funny #danny phantom #danny fenton #batman #nightwing #bruce wayne #dick grayson #i chose maddies maiden name based on the fannon that shes related to Warden Walker #the thought that Warden Walkers family would either become or marry into a crime family when hes so...him...is hysterical to me #danny in the back seat: My mommy can beat up your daddy >:3 #danny is the ultimate little shit here

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strawlessandbraless · 2 months

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How I met your Father 💚 💙

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beanghostprincess · 8 months

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not romantic. not platonic. but a secret third more passionate thing (a captain and his first mate)

#yes this is about zolu #but ngl it could be abt any first mate x captain ship out there #because why the hell are those titles so inherently homosexual #'i vow to stand by your side until the end' okay so you're married?#zolu #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #one piece #opla

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d3klex · 3 months

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Lucifer: I know what my daughter wants. I AM THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER!!!!!

Alastor: ah yes? I was HERE when you were not present, I know more than you.

Lucifer: but you are not her father.

Alastor: does there have to be a blood connection, Lucifer?

[killer ducks appear in the shadows]

Charlie: DADS!!!

Both: YES MY CHILD???

Charlie: I need a hand, can you stop fighting?

Lucifer: of course my child, I'm the better of the two.

Alastor: sure, I'll be the fastest to do it.

Charlie: [sighs tiredly]

#d3klexpost #hazbin hotel #alastor x lucifer #lucifer morningstar #alastor #radio demon #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel alastor #charlie morningstar #your honour are married #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #PARENTS!!!#Charlie has two dads #appleradio #radioapple #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes

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just-an-ari · 1 year

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married wenclair comic! they're goin out for a fancy dinner<3

#my art #wenclair #wednesday #wednesday addams #enid #enid sinclair #wednesday x enid #netflix wednesday #i love them #they <33 #married wenclair <33 #they are wives your honour!!

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morganbritton132 · 18 days

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Steve is sitting at the table in the kitchen FaceTiming Tommy to help his daughter with her math homework when Eddie brings his live-stream into the room.

“While Isla’s in the bathroom, I’m going to do the same,” Steve says, standing up. He tells them both, “Play nice.”

They do not do that because it’s funnier to keep the rivalry going. The first thing Eddie says when Steve steps out is, “Does it still eat you up inside that I married him?”

Tommy replies easily with, “Are you still jealous that I kissed him first?”

Carol chimes in, “Actually I kissed him first.”

“Doesn’t count,” Tommy and Eddie say at the same time. “There was no tongue.”

“And no declaration of love,” Eddie adds. “Only I got that.”

“Actually…” Robin says, never letting anybody forget. “He confessed he was in love with me and I didn’t have to kiss him.”

#in honor of the Tommy/Eddie/Buckley drama that’s going to go down in tonight’s episode of 911 #here’s some Tommy/Eddie/Buckley drama in this Stranger Things AU #the most fun you can have with your lavender divorce is to remind people that the most eligible man in Hawkins married you first #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson #tommy hagan #robin buckley

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bakakween · 2 months

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the only reason fem!Zoro would wear a wedding dress

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