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a piece from last year's @d20zinejam! the fridge snack selection at mordred manor sure is... aquatic....
(all zines from the jam can be found here)
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mini bad kids ! I'm making this into a sticker to hand out to folks at D20 live in Glasgow !!
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reblog this if your name is hilda hilda, you live on 22 hilda street and 22 hilda boulevard and you found a note on the porch of the police house or if you like seeing brennan eat his dice
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Hello! I'm Riley and I made this video with the help/suggestions of the PIBE book club. If that was you, then thanks! I hope you enjoy it :)
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BRIAN MURPHY YOU GOTTA HONOR THE COCK. YOU SIMPLY MUST HONOR THE COCK
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the brightest minds of our generation
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🥺💞 thank you!!!
uhhhhhh lets see
1. cut me open — um, jennifer?
2. string of pearls — rhiannon giddens & laurelyn dossett (idk if it’s anywhere else but i just listen to it on youtube)
3. stop talking — miya folick
4. zapandú — valgur
5. oh, baby! — jessy wilson
@doorbellvibes @shortcakestacks @whimsy-on-wheels have at it should you so desire
Songs I have been listening to lately, tagged by @rebootsnake
1. "BlindLife" YDE (gotta spice up the walk to work)
2. "Hey, Runner" Arcadian Wild (go-to sing-along song for the car)
3. "Salamander" Maromaro (insane guitar skills)
4. "The Otherside" Kade McCuen (maladaptive daydream track of the week)
5. "Wining Train" Fiyahdred (a straight bop)
Tagging @peculiarset , @rogue-thirteen , @flightlessraven , @cpark1899 , @starstruckodysseys
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eye of the vulture king
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I guess egg on my face for wanting something.
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More bits from the 1st night of the London D20 live show that brought me joy:
The little “ooooohhhhHHHH” bit everyone in the atrium did as they were rolling the bingo cages for their characters
How NUTS everyone went when Lou got Fabian and everyone started chanting “hoot growl”
A second, just as loud cheer when Siobhan got Adaine and her and Lou ran around the stage together
Siobhan, unprompted: “GIVE ADAINE A GUN!”
Emily has apparently named a stray cat after Plug <3
Sydney straight up eating the ground (it’s ice cream, she’s fine. Sort of.)
“It’s a smell so counter to everything human life needs, in a way that almost kills you, but also, only in a way someone from New York can understand, makes you proud.”
The party refusing to call the candy wyverns anything other than “bugs”
Zac interrupting the ongoing banter to announce Skip is already boarded and sucking on the saddle of the wyvern
“I throw a flash grenade.” “I turn into a giant pigeon.” “I cast unseen servant to untie him.” “I shoot a guard.” “Okay, so everyone decides to do something SUPER SUBTLE.”
I mentioned it before but it’s SO good: “the DC is 500. Only a Nat 20 will do it.” Beardsley: [rolls a Nat 20 first try] [pandemonium in the arena]
“Have you seen Succession?”
The gabagool 🤌
“Adaine, we have saved the world multiple times. These are the scariest people we have ever met.”
Lou losing it at Sydney’s grenade having 1 point of poison damage in addition to all the bludgeoning damage
Skip gives Fabian a laser gun. He does not know what it is until he shoots Calroy with it
“Adaine, this gun thing you’re on? I get it.”
Cocaine Bear
“I YEETED YOU!”
Pete and Skip instant besties. Pete and Fabian instant enemies.
“You named him Anus and now I just have to do it the rest of the show!”
“I absolutely hate to add insult to injury…” “THEN DON’T!”
Adaine passing her wisdom save by 1 point to prevent Kugrash’s polymorph spell from turning her into a rat
The absolute ROAR that went up when Skip transformed into Lapin
“Anus?” “Not today.” “Not today WHAT?”
“I thought I was just on another planet starting a revolution I don’t intend to stick around for.” “America!”
Ally confidentially declaring Lapin and Aguefort have swinger vibes
“Do you want to just take him?” “Do you mean in the biblical sense?” “Another exciting use….”
[croaky voice] butterfly in the skyyyy
Pete opening 6 different flavors of seltzer while the rest of the party does kublacaine
Elaine Lee in the house!!!
Kugrash the greatest chaperone who ever lived
Lapin and Aguefort…and they were roommates…..Lapin’s “how do I look?” before they go into the egg fortress lmao
Syd’s perfume missile dealing 68 points of damage to Fabian and instantly knocking him unconscious. “Are you rolling D20s for damage???”
“I’m going to use my tides of chaos to reroll….worse.”
Tina the butterfly familiar that everyone totally remembers
“Well shit, any house where we kill the people in it becomes our house.”
Pete dissing Fabian so hard he feels the toxic masculinity coming back
Lapin requesting an exam extension for Adaine and Fabian from Arthur via dating app
The collective psychic damage everyone took from the “yar har har” scene
“Pete just starts dancing with a scarf in a way no one else has seen before.” “That’s my fucking thing!!!”
Sydney just enabling every pvp encounter alsdkghsdg. Giving Fabian unlimited capacity to his gun as he’s shooting Pete, with Fabian hitting twice and criting once.
“I can pleasure you or throw grenades, you gotta pick one.” “The first one, obviously!” “Okay!”
Lapin, Adaine and Kugrash chain smoking in the corner suffering through the pain of existence while the rest of party goes nuts around them
Murph incorporating the words “come/coming” as much as possible into Kugrash’s farewell speech while Brennan mimes Gilear’s enormous dick behind him. Not even Fabian’s battle sheet is enough to conceal that hog
“That’s right, I’m the king. And then I jump into the dumpster.”
GILEAR…MY…..OLD FRIEND………Aguefort and Gilear fwb real
“Not another person with their penis frozen to the walk in!”
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If you are ever sad please remember that the material component of the Warding Bond spell is a pair of matching rings that the two subjects of the bond both have to wear for the spells duration and imagine that any time any of The Bad Kids cast that spell they’re wearing friendship bracelets instead
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I would pay such good money for a “every time Scott cracks up on Off Book” montage
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My Fellow Gremlins:
Do not sleep on Mice & Murder. If you watch D20 for the clever banter, the bits on bits on bits, the brilliant plotting, the heartrending scenes, it's all there, and it shows up pretty much as soon as they finish the intros. If you watch for Brennan's fluffy hair, it's at its fluffiest. If you didn't think Sam Reich could roleplay, prepare to have your fucking mind blown.
This is. The Good Shit.
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i swear I’ll shut up about this episode of game changer now but HUGE props to the editors of deja vú for making it so fucking creepy for no reason fucking found footage ass time loop i felt trapped and i wasn’t even there
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such a dumb fucking pun. i love him
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his ass is NOT grant o’brien!!!!
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