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Can you do a Ryan Reynolds x teen reader? Maybe Ryan is in an interview and talks about how cool it is to work with the reader in a movie they are filming together and how he thinks of them as a daughter/son and is kind of like their mentor? And tag me in it please
Ryan reynolds x teen!reader, ryan reynolds x coworker reader, platonic ryan reynolds :P
(A/n) Hey! Ya ofc :) sorry it took a while to respond, and sorry this is kinda short I’m just trying to push through a bunch of requests as quickly as I can. I also didn’t proof read this so if there’s any problems lmk and yeah!!!! Also this isn’t my fav or anything. I wrote it super quick and I feel like it sucks ass so yeah let me know what u think please. Comments or likes or reblogs encourage me sm. Also lmk if u wanna be added to my tag list x <3 enjoy!
Requested by: @shycollectionwolfstuff
Warnings: maybe like mentions neglect or loneliness during childhood bc of acting but it’s not really that sad or graphically explained or anything. Aside from that I don’t think anything but correct me if I’m wrong <3
Readers pronouns: they/them
You thoroughly enjoyed working with ryan. You had similar senses of humor and it was rare to find an adult who treated you like an equal human even though you were a lot younger than him.
During filming, you created a special bond. And on the press tour, you spent most of your days together and the bond only became stronger. Having done two interviews earlier in the day, you were now onto your third. And sometimes it can get really repetitive and difficult. Ryan knows that’s discouraging for you, so he always tries to make it more interesting for you if he can. That includes spicing the conversation up with humor, or telling jokes, or making sure he has a different answer every time even if the same questions are being asked.
The interviewer walks into the room you and Ryan are sitting in for the third time. You sulk into your seat slightly, not particularly looking forward to this boring aspect of the press tour. You give him a big smile to try to hide the fakeness you feel.
“Hello, how are you?” The interviewer asks, shaking Ryan's hand, then yours.
“Never better,” You say happily. The interviewer smiles back at you genuinely. Guess it’s understandable why you became such a big actor who got to work with Ryan reynolds.
“Really? I’m tired as hell,” Ryan exasperates looking over at you, before mimicking your sulk in your chair. You sit up straight and raise your eyebrows, giving the interviewer an unbelievable smile. You were always taught to be professional in interviews and workplaces. It’s difficult to be when you’re around ryan.
“Long day?” The interviewer asks jokingly, looking between you and ryan. You giggle and nod. Ryan closes his eyes sleepily.
“Alright, then. Let’s get this show on the road so y’all can get out of here,” The interviewer says. It’s always good when you have an interviewer who can play along with a joke. Ryan sits up, content with the predicament.
“So, how long did it take to film this movie? I heard there was a lot of trouble with production time, did that affect your work schedules?” The interviewer asks, suddenly dropping his joking attitude.
You start to answer the question without a glance at Ryan, since you both would rather get the interview over with. “It took about four straight months of work to wrap. Production took a halt because of covid, but not even the directors were really working at that time. So from start to finish it probably took four months,” You say professionally. Ryan glances at you, then at the interviewer, “what they said,” he added.
“Right so, you two only worked with each other for about four months, or?” The interviewer says lightheartedly. Again, you take the question right away, “Well, no. Filming started before the pandemic hit the United States. So we actually quarantined together for a little while before we had to abandon ship and go back to our respective families, you know? But after restrictions were let up, we got back together to film, and then we both caught covid at one point, so we actually had to quarantine together for a second time,” you say, laughing, looking over at ryan who sat with his hands in his lap, looking at you with a proud and genuine small smile on his face.
Whenever you watched interviews or anything of the two of you, you noticed that he usually just sits and listens to you contently whenever you speak. He enjoys listening to you and being around you, and it makes you feel really good
“Wow. So, how was it working and spending that much time together? You two have a huge age difference and I imagine it could have been like a culture shock, because of how different the two of you seem,” The interviewer asks, mostly to you, occasionally glancing at ryan.
“Well actually,” you start to take the question but Ryan cuts you off this time. “No no, you got the last two questions. This one’s mine,” He spoke. You look at the interviewer and smile, sitting back in your seat almost humiliated. You didn’t want to ramble on or take the thunder away from Ryan, and now you’re worried he’s upset with you or something you said.
“A lot of people said it might be difficult to work with y/n because of how young they are, but I think that makes it even better. I get to learn about them and their whole generation every time I speak to them. They teach me things that I never could have understood if I never met them, and I’m lucky to have worked with them. If you keep working with the same people… like Hugh Jackman for example… ugh, hate that guy. Anyways, it’ll get boring. But with y/n, they’re so cool that you never really get tired of working with them. And I would work with them again if given the opportunity. They’re one of the coolest actors ever. Cooler than Hugh Jackman, for sure.”
Ryan rambles quickly. You stay sitting back in your seat, trying really hard to not let tears cloud your vision. You’re 15, don’t cry over this, be mature, you think to yourself, fighting the cloudy eyes.
It’s just difficult for you because you started acting at a young age and a lot of people don’t ever encourage you or tell you what you’re doing right. People are so uncomfortable with being honest and usually actors are only in it to do their job and not create relationships or bond at all, and as a kid, or a teenager it’s hard because you’re already giving up a lot of your life and a lot of socializing for this. It’s necessary to have someone like Ryan in your life who isn’t afraid of encouraging you or lifting you up. Especially when nobody else does.
“Thanks.” You mutter, looking down at your hands in your lap. Feeling like you experienced severe emotional whiplash. You want to give Ryan a big hug and spend time with him, something that’s not professional at all. You can’t wait for these interviews to be over, but you remember you have to finish said interviews before you can be so honest with ryan. Unless you answer the same way he did, now.
“Well, I’ve never worked with someone as special as Ryan. It sucks I worked with him so early in my career because now No one will ever live up to the expectations I’ve formed because of him. He’s taught me half of the things I know and it’s been an honor to have him as not only a co worker, but a mentor. And even after the press tour and everything is over, I know the relationship we have will never be over. Because he cared enough to put work into me and I know he can’t just give all that up. He’s a narcissist so he probably wants to see how I turn out so he can like, brag about me or something. Always caught up in his own head,” you finish comedically to try to give your speech a similar feel to his.
You look at Ryan and he has tears in his eyes. “My heart.” He dramatically and jokingly says, fanning his eyes, then leaning over to hug you. You close your eyes and smile into his shoulder as the interviewer sits there motionlessly, smiling at the picture in front of him.
Two interviews to go, then the day is over.
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My Fathers' Daughter pt 13
Hello everyone! Can I just say thank you to everyone for the love and support! Thank you everyone for sticking by me while I took a break. Thank you everyone for the kind messages and ideas. I'm the type of person that needs positive reassurance so really, it's you guys that are the reason I returned to writing.
For the first time in months you felt at peace.
Ironically, it was when you were shoved in a stinky backseat of a dirty taxi. But you were in a stinky taxi with people you truly love.
And Dopinder.
But even he's better than being in that house right now. Anything truly is.
"Hey" A soft voice breaks your thoughts, you turn from where you're looking out the window.
Peter was gazing at you with concern in his eyes. He had his own reservations about coming to get you, that's why Wade had decided to kidnap him. But seeing you, practically throw yourself into him and cry?! He didn't need any more convincing than that.
One thing Y/n Stark does not do is let people see her cry.
"Are you okay?" He asks, knowing that you're not but he knows that you won't tell him if he doesn't ask.
You take a look into his eyes, seeing concern. Then from the corner of your eye you see Wade turn his head an inch, trying to subtly listen in without giving away the fact that he cares about you.
"I'm.." You pause, feeling a knot in your throat, " I'm just really craving a burger."
"What the dick?!" Wade screams from the front, startling all of you in the car, and causing Dopinder to swerve, " We came here for emotional support goddamn it, let us support your emotions!!"
You chuckle at the outburst, mood momentarily lifting, " You can support me by getting me something to eat outside this taxi. It reeks back here...no offense Dopi"
"Non taken Ms. Stark, I am well aware of the unpleasant scents in the back."
Dopinder makes a stop at what looks like a local burger joint in the city , allowing you and Peter to take a breath of fresh air.
Or at least as fresh as Gotham city air could be.
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Back at the Manor, Christine and Bruce are having a long overdue conversation about you and her relationship.
" I just don't understand where everything went so wrong" Christine cried, face held in her hands," I just don't"
"Perhaps when you stopped visiting her when we adopted Dick" Bruce said in a semi sarcastic semi serious voice.
Christine shot a glare to her husband, " I'm glad you find the destruction of my relationship with my daughter funny Bruce, I really do."
Bruce sighs from where he's standing, " I don't find it amusing one bit, but Christine you have to admit this situation is your fault."
"I know it is! Believe me I know" Christine shouts, " These last few months, all I've been reminded is that it's my fault!"
"But where is your accountability?" Bruce asks, " I don't hold what you did against you because it's not my place. The kids don't because quite frankly, this hasn't affected them except for Cassie who thinks you're replacing her, and Damian, who sees you sad and believes Y/n is the sole cause of it."
Christine sighs, the few months you have been in the home, she has noticed Cassie's jealousy towards you and the resentment for the situation. She's done her best to reassure her that she has enough love for the two of you girls, but she still insisted on being as far away from you as possible. Damian...Damian is young and perceptive but difficult so she isn't so worried about him.
"If Y/n just spent time with them--"
"It isn't her responsibility to reassure your children that she isn't taking you away from them. Hell Christine, it isn't her responsibility to make anything easier for you." Bruce says impatiently, " I have been holding my tongue because you're my wife above anything and I am on your side. But being a husband and on your side means that I have a responsibility to tell you when you are wrong."
"Then tell me Bruce, tell me what I'm doing wrong. Please beacause every move I make, I just mess things up." Christine cries, genuienly asking for her husbands help
Bruce looks Christine in the eye, " Well first, you have to stop forcing your motherhood on that poor girl"
He holds a hand up before Christine can say anything, " I know that biologically you are her mother, but you know as well as I do that biological relation has no meaning."
Christine nods, allowing Bruce to continue
"The child you knew is not the young lady you want to get to know." Bruce says sternly, " She has life experiences that you were not a part of, and most of all she's not looking for a mother, Christine she has one. It's just not you."
Christine bursts into tears, the weight of that statement hitting her heart. Bruce gathers her in his arms.
"You need to get to know Y/n not as the child you left behind but as Y/n. That's what all of us need to do."
Christine weeps silently in her husbands chest, truly absorbing his words.
She knows he's right. He usually is.
But it hurts her. She truly has to acknowledge the one thing she has ever been ashamed about. The one thing that she has been repressing and repressing all these years.
That she abandoned you.
She abandoned you. She abandoned you when you were six and she didn't show up to the mothers day dance.
She abandoned you when you were eight and she promise dthat she would take you to get your ears pierced and she didn't show up because of a phone call.
And she abandoned you when you were nine, and she adopted Dick.
"What I don't think I understand is why?" Bruce asked quietly.
All these years, she said it was because she was needed more at the manor rather than in New York. But why did she really?
"Why?" Christine repeats quietly, " I..."
Why did she? What on earth possessed her to do the one thing she promised she'd never do the day you were born.
"I don't know." She says, " I.. spent years, hiding this huge secret from you. Years taking back and forth trips from here to New York, pretending she didn't exist or pretending like you didn't. I just..."
Bruce hums, urging her to continue
" And seeing the disappointment every time I left and didn't take her or disappointment from Tony that I didn't choose them. " She teared up, she hadn't even thought about the pain she put that man through, " Then it was the disappointment from Dick everytime I left. It got too.."
"Too hard." Bruce finished for Christine,
" Yeah," Christine sighed, " I just wanted to stop all the lying and the double lives, but by the time it became too much...it was too deep and I was scared I'd lose it all."
Bruce stayed quiet holding his wife, "I would've hoped that you had enough faith in me to tell me"
Christine scoffed, " Please, do you really believe that at that time you would've forgiven me? Before Damian?"
Bruce sighed, " I guess not."
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As the conversation between Bruce and Christine went on, the kids were having one of their own.
"I don't understand what's so good about her anyway" Cass mumbles, " All she's done since she's been here is cause trouble"
"Yeah like any of us made Ma's life easy since we got here?" Jason spits back defending you, " Dick you didn't even talk to Ma because of your fight with Bruce, I died, Tim didn't even consider her a mother for years, Damian..is damian and hated her for months, plus is a product of Bruce cheating, and you Cass, you almost killed her before you became family."
Everyone stayed silent as Jason basically read them to filth.
"Why?" Damian asks quietly, " Why does everyone like that girl so much?"
"She's just had a hard go of it Damian, just like all of us." Dick said softly, " Think about how you felt when your mother stopped coming around. When you came here and didn't know anyone."
Damian stayed quiet.
"I know you love Mom, I do too" Dick continued, " But the hostility towards Y/n has to end. From all of us."
They stood quiet, letting the words sink in.
"I have been quite pleasant towards her actually" Jason said smugly
"Yeah cause you think with your dick and not your brain" Tim said smartly, only to receive a slap on the back of his head.
"That's my sister you fucking idiot" Jason says angrily.
Dick smiled, glad that at least one person was truly and genuinely on your side in this house, even if it's not him.
" How about we take her out?" Dick says, " Both her and Mom need some space, there's no point in her staying in that room all day and night."
Jason nods," Yeah, that's actually a good idea."
The two oldest sons rise, about to head to you room when Damian speaks up
"You won't find her there."
The boys pause and look at him
"What did you do to her you demon?" Jason says suspiciously
Damian rolls his eyes, " I've done nothing of the sort, but I saw her sneak out and leave in a taxi with an Indian man, a man in a red suit and unfortunate looking face, and a teenager in hello kitty sleeping pants."
Silence.
"Okay, if you're having a stroke please let me know so I can take you to the hospital." Tim said looking concerned.
Damian rolled his eyes again, " She left."
Jason was already barging into your room not even bothering to knock, seeing your room empty and the window open.
"Fuck."
Dick raced in after him seeing the empty room
"Well fuck."
They look at eachother, wondering who was going to tell their mother that you were gone but it was actually Damian that suggested
"Perhaps we should go after her? Mother and Father seemed rather preoccupied at the moment."
Jason looked at Dick and said, " She couldn't have gotten too far."
"Well, it has been a couple hours since she left." Damian adds
"Hours?!" Dick shouts, " Damian why didn't you say anything?"
"I don't like her." Damian rolls his eyes.
"Where's Y/n?" a voice asks
All heads turned to the doorway, seeing their father standing there.
"Um... about that."
"Find her, and you all better hope she's okay."
Everyone scrambled, either to put their suits on or to just make it out of the house.
He said that with his Batman voice.
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Back with you and the red team, as Wade took to calling you all, you all were eating burgers in the parking lot of the now closed burger joint.
" So are you going to tell us what happend or what?" Wade ask with food falling from his stuffed mouth.
You and Peter look on with disgust.
"What?" Wade asks, " Go on and tell us about your mommy issues."
You roll your eyes and look away, missing the look Peter gives to Wade for being to crass.
You get lost in thought, the argument still fresh on your mind.
It made you so angry.
Why? Why did she hide those emails?
The one thing you wanted most in this whole situation was to go home. You missed your father, your mother, the team. Your family.
Instead, she made you believe that your father just forgot about you and your family didn't miss you.
While you knew logically that was impossible, you still stood up late at night because of the doubts creeping in. You cried, longing to hear your father croon rock music while he was tinkering with something, or the soft voice of your mother as she handled some business. You missed the smell of the training room and the sound of Steve teasing whoever he chose to tourture train that day. You missed FRIDAY. The tech. Your life.
"What happened in there" Peter asked softly.
You maintain eye contact with him for about a second before looking away, feeling ashamed with your emotional state.
"I couldn't take it anymore" You said softly, "These people...they weren't... they weren't mean to me or anything but I didn't belong there."
You take a pause then continue, " It's like... I had no purpose there. You know? At home, I help dad with whatever he needs, I helped mom with the business, hell I could just take a step outside. But here? I'm either in my room or being snuck out by Jason for a few hours. I can't go into a room without killing the happy family vibe they have going on. I'm just..."
You choke up, the knot in your throat growing, "I'm just a reminder of the past. Of the life she didn't want."
Peter's eyes soften even more, he reached out a comforting hand.
"I have to be there, while she and her family are happy then I walk in and it's like I'm either a ghost or a pest." You cry tears falling from your eye, " I feel so unwanted. I've never felt this way in my life."
"Didn't your mom abandon you?" Wade asks, getting an elbow to the side by Dopinder.
That comment causes you to cry more, but before Peter can make a move Wade actually pulls you in a hug.
"Alright Alright" Wade says, " Look kid, obviously you're happy there, so how about we go find those asshole that are looking for you and take them out ourselves?"
You sniff and look up at him, " What?"
"Yeah. That's the whole reason you're here. So lets kill those motherfucker and you can go home and forget this shit hole of a city. Seriously it's disgusting here."
You chuckle wetly, " It is gross here. I thought New york was bad"
The four of you laugh, the mood finally lifting.
But good moments never last forever.
Peter's head jerks up, face shifting from amusement to concern
"Guys there's something wro-" Peter gets cut off.
"How about we make it easier for you, now you don't have to look for us." A voice says, you aren't able to see it before you feel Wades body jerk and suddenly there's a pain in your arm.
You look down and see a dart, and you're barely able to make out the blue and red dots on the building across the street before darkness consumes you and you hit the ground.
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Romance, fluff, hurt/comfort, and the occasional heartbreak.
Peaky Blinders, Sherlock, Tangerine, Wade Wilson, Peter Parker, Marauders
Peaky Blinders
Kidnapped - Tommy Shelby X Reader - Pt. 2
Reader gets taken and Tommy does everything he can to get her back - kidnapping, torture / hurt /comfort confession of feelings
Arthur Shelby X OC Joey Request - Catching feelings / hurt / comfort
Falling Hard - Tommy Shelby X Pregnant Reader
She falls off the horse - Rated G, Cute fluffiness, Worried Tommy
Meet Cute - Tommy Shelby X Reader
Proper courting, Rated G, Tommy falls for reader at a party
Domestic - Tommy Shelby X Wife Reader
Cooking, Baking, Slight hurt comfort, Tommy being a good dad, kids being little, just lots of fluffy goodness
Self-Defense - Tommy Shelby X Reader
He defends her but she can defend herself - Teen for violence Hurt / Comfort
Girls Outing - Tommy X Wife Reader
Attempted Murder, mild description of attempted sexual assault, Murder, Tommy Comforts reader, Hurt / Comfort
Time Travel - Tommy Shelby x X-Men Reader
Rated Teen for extreme heart break, time travel, romance, X-Men themes
The One That Got Away - Tommy Shelby X Reader
Hurt and pain. Charlie gets kidnapped and Reader has to make a difficult choice
Campbell - Tommy X Reader Wife - Pt 2.
She’s beaten by Campbell and eventually talks - Mature content - Reader is beaten badly and miscarries. Tommy comforts her.
Stay Home - Tommy X Wife Reader
He doesn’t want her to work while pregnant.
Heart Broken - Tommy Shelby X Reader
You just got broken up with - Fluff, Comfort Tommy
First Wizarding War - Tommy Shelby X Reader (HP crossover)
Reader gets attacked, falling in love, pre war, then post war follow up
Protecting What's His - Tommy Shelby X Pregnant Wife Reader
When someone breaks into the house Tommy has to protect what’s his - violence, shock / panic is described. Fluff at the end & kissing
Scarlet Witch - Tommy X Magic Reader
She has kept her powers hidden but Tommy and the family find out! Reader saves the day with her magical abilities.
Sold Down the River - Tommy Shelby X Reader
Reader gets sold to Tommy Shelby by her fiancé. Her and her baby have to adjust to arrow house
Animal Shelter - Tommy Shelby X Reader -- Pt.2
When Tommy gets Charlie a dog from the pound he doesn’t expect to take the bubbly worker home as well.
The One That Almost Got Away - Tommy Shelby X Reader
Tommy and the reader play hard to get until Polly puts and end to things. Drama, trust issues, happy ending, Polly to the rescue.
The Doctor - Shelby Sister X Alfie Solomons
he reader is underappreciated so she leaves and begins her own life. After becoming a doctor she falls back to her family and finds out that not all things are lost. Mending her heart she also finds her way back to a long lost love…..
Kisses - Finn Shelby X Reader
The one where the reader ends up with a marked up neck, the family is determined to find the culprit only to find out it was one of their own.
The Witch - Tommy Shelby X Reader
The reader is a witch who can tell the future but she definitely did not see him coming.
Childhood Bestie - Tommy Shelby X Reader
Even though he married Grace true love never dies - even when you almost do
Mean Boyfriend - Finn Shelby X Orphaned Reader
The Reader happens to have a mean boyfriend. Good thing the Shelby’s have a strict *no mean boyfriends allowed* rule at the garrison.
The Smallest Blinder - Tommy Shelby X Reader
The boys hate having to watch over her, but more often than not she’s the one that saves the day
Quiet Working Girl - Tommy Shelby X Reader
Reader is hired on to work at the Garrison, and Tommy takes an interest in her. When things start to fall apart, she’s the first person he suspects. He makes a right mess of things again, but this time he’s not so sure if he can fix it.
Cold - Tommy Shelby x Reader
Head cannons about a woman who never smiles and how the Shelby family would interact with her.
Ambition - Tommy Shelby X Reader
The reader always wanted a big life and so did Tommy. Promises were made and the reader comes to cash in
Sickness - Tommy Shelby X Lizzie Shelby
Lizzie makes a difficult decision to hide her diagnosis from Tommy. She goes off on her own much like he does, when word reaches him of Lizzie’s illness he has to find a way to make peace with her before it’s too late.
Spellbound - Marauders Reader X Tommy Shelby - Series
The reader leaves the magical world - not knowing what else to do she sees an advert for a bartender. Having worked at Three Broom Sticks she figured it couldn’t be that different. Falling for her boss and getting sucked into the complicated crime underworld of Birmingham was not a part of her plan
I Can Fight - John Shelby X Reader
Having been in a toxic relationship she learns what it means to be with John Shelby.
Languages Expert - Tommy Shelby X Reader
The boys assume Tommy only keeps the reader around because she’s pretty to look at. when a deal starts to go sideways they quickly learn the importance of having a language expert
Lunch Dates - Tommy Shelby X Reader
with limited time and lots of stress you decide to take a breath and get some lunch with your husband.
Rejected - Tommy Shelby X Reader
The reader isn’t interested in what Tommy has going on
The Kindest Blinder - Tommy Shelby X Reader Wife
Tommy’s wife isn’t what people expect. Her soft kindness is visible to anyone that see’s her. She’d do anything for her family, but when she’s pushed to the limit a different side of her shows.
Grace - Tommy Shelby x Reader
When she showed up to reclaim the love of her life, she wasn’t expecting you to be there.
Pregnant? - Tommy X Reader
The reader doesn’t realize she’s pregnant and a big surprise awaits the family
Mr. Brightside - Tommy X Reader
Tommy realizes his feelings for you, too bad he’s too late and you’ve already found a guy.
Bad Habits - Tommy Shelby X Lizzie Shelby
Tommy struggles with his drinking thankfully Lizzie is always around to help.
The Mark of a Kiss - Sherlock's Sister X Tommy Shelby
Sherlock's other sister solves a mystery involving the notorious Tommy Shelby
Come on Barbie - Tommy Shelby x Reader
Thomas sits back and wonders how his girl manages her crazy lifestyle.
I've Got My Eye on You - Tommy Shelby X Reader
A traumatic event has left the reader with one eye and an emotionless appearance. Captivated by her beauty and voice Tommy tries to get to know her better
Sherlock - Enola Holmes
The Mystery of the Shelby Sister - Sherlock X Peaky Sister Reader
Sherlock tries his best to ignore his neighbor but when Enola gets attached it becomes increasingly difficult. Extras - Big Kiss
Tangerine - Bullet Train
Angst - Tan X Reader
Things go from bad to worse leaving you two very far apart…
Geralt of Rivia
Surprises - Geralt X Reader
Geralt of Riva finds out you are pregnant with his baby
Wade Wilson & Peter Parker
Tired - Hurt & Comfort
Trusted - Hurt & Comfort / Seeing his face for the first time
No Powers - SpideyPool
The Amazing Panic Attack - SpideyPool
Peter has a panic attack after saving someone that looks like Gwen. After being MIA Wade comes to find him, and after a whole lot of comfort, their relationship takes a new direction.
Marauders
Head Cannons
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XMEN MASTERLIST
*DISCLAIMER: SOME STORIES MAY BE TAGGED FOR WRONG DEMOGRAPHIC (ie, Not GN, male or fem) IF SO, PLEASE POLITELTY INFORM ME SO I CAN FIX IT
CHARLES XAVIER
Miracle Baby (Charles Xavier X Fem!Reader) Pt 1/ Pt 2
Something Beautiful (Charles X Fem!Reader)
Late Night Arrival (Charles Xavier X Fem!Reader)
Recovering (Charles Xavier X Reader) *TW
Dancing (Charles Xavier X Reader)
30 years Later (Charles X Reader)
Wanting Revenge (Charles Xavier X Daughter!Reader)
Bonding Over A Loss (Charles X Daughter!Reader)
Gravitational Pull (Charles X Teen!Reader)
All Magic (Charles X Male!Reader)
Cuddling With Charles Xavier Would Include...
Dating Charles Xavier With Scarlet Witch Powers Would Include...
Dating Charles Xavier And Being A Younger Xmen Would Include...
RAVEN DARKHOLME/ MYSTIQUE
Cold Spots (Raven X Reader)
Being Raven's Daughter Would Include...
ERIK LEHNSHERR/ MAGNETO
Translate (Magneto X Daughter!Reader)
Meeting Your Father (Magneto X Daughter!Reader)
Sukkot (Magneto X Reader)
Assistance (Magneto X Reader)
Many Years Later (Magneto X Reader)
LOGAN/ WOLVERINE
Care To Share (Logan X Fem!Reader)
Seeking Help (Logan X Niece!Reader) Pt 1/ Pt 2/ Pt 3
You Look Like Her (Logan X Daughter!Reader)
Baby Porcupine (Logan X Daughter!Reader) Pt 1/ Pt 2/ Pt 3/ Pt 4/
Pt 5/ Pt 6
Surprise Appearance (Logan X Sister!Reader) Pt 1/ Pt 2
Playing Cards (Logan X Male!Reader)
KURT WAGNER/ NIGHTCRAWLER
Dance With Me (Kurt X Reader)
Young Love (Kurt X Fem!Reader)
WADE WILSON/ DEADPOOL
A Year Free (Deadpool X Teen!Reader)
Revelations (Deadpool X Fem!Teen!Reader)
Target Practice (Deadpool X Daughter!Reader)
Bad News (Deadpool X Daughter!Reader)
Being Deadpool & Deaths' Child Would Include...
Being Wade's Daughter And Dating Ajax Would Include...
OTHER
Dating Charles Xavier And Having Raven As A Sister Figure Would Include...
Charles And Eri Fighting Over You Would Include...
Hiding Behind Normalcy (Xmen X Reader)
Emotions (Charles X Fem!Reader X Erik)
Unwilling Horseman (Charles X Fem!Reader X Erik)
Card Games (Gambit X Male!Reader)
Fever Day (Warren Worthington X Fem!Reader)
Disaster Squad (Peter, Kurt & Sean X Fem!Reader)
Ally (Mystique & Magneto X Reader)
Returning Home (Logan X Reader X Laura)
Losing A Brother (Scott Summers X Sister!Reader X Alex Summers)
Not Welcome (Magneto X Daughter!Reader X Logan)
Tell Me Something (Xavier, Legion & Erik X Child!Reader)
#Xmen#marvel#charles xavier#raven darkholme#erik lehnsherr#peter maximoff#kurt wagner#deadpool#wade wilson#professor x#magneto#mystique#quicksilver#nightcrawler
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The Door- (Avengers x reader platonic) It pained the avengers to talk about it, but the newest addition to the team didn’t know that
↳ What Happens in Sokovia- (Avengers x reader platonic) Lots of things took place during the Battle of Sokovia, many stories about what happened were yet to be told, especially your story
A Not so First Meeting- (Peter Parker x sister reader) Two people bumped into each other, one of them doesn’t know the other person. But the other missed them more than anything
Slipping Through My Fingers- (Natasha Romanoff x daughter reader) Growing up is hard, especially when seen through the mothers prospective
Rebelling Against Life- (Matt Murdock x teen reader, Foggy Nelson x teen reader, Karen Page x teen reader) Nelson and Murdock have a new intern. One who really does not seem to want to be there
Don’t Blame Me- (Wanda Maximoff x daughter reader, Vision x daughter reader) You were gone- and Wanda would do anything to get you back
A Shot of Ice Cream- (Peter Parker x sister reader) You need to get a shot. The only problem is that you have something along the lines of a phobia of needles
Two Months- (Peter Parker x reader platonic, Tony Stark x daughter reader) As Peters best friend, you feel that it’s your job to help him. Especially when it comes to something like this
Blanket of Grief- (Peter Parker x reader platonic) Peter had been there for you through it all, but you had not been there for him
Twick or Tweet- (Avengers x child reader) You do some early trick or treating around the tower
Mishaps- (Wade Wilson x reader platonic, Avengers x reader platonic) You and Wade aren’t that chaotic… right? <crossover>
Sight and Sound- (Matt Murdock x child reader, Foggy Nelson x child reader) You couldn’t hear and Matt couldn’t see- what a duo you two made
Rewrite the Past- (Clint Barton x reader platonic) You and Clint weren’t given a warning about what was to come, about the price that needed to be paid
Broken Glass- (Eddie Brock x reader platonic, Venom x reader platonic) Chaos always ensues when Eddie and Venom are around
Screaming at the World- (Peter Parker x sister reader) Even though he was told, Peter was still in denial that you wouldn’t be around for much longer
Yarn in a Tree- (Eddie Brock x reader platonic, Venom x reader platonic) You were just trying to make them some gifts, but it went terribly wrong
Gift Giving- (Avengers x reader platonic) You seek out the help of someone unexpected for advice on a certain holiday problem you were having
Home for Christmas- (Avengers x reader platonic) Your team surprised you after a long mission away
Most Wonderful Time- (Wanda Maximoff x daughter reader, Vision x daughter reader, Batfamily x reader platonic) An idea came to you suddenly about the flashbacks you had been having of your past life <crossover>
All I Want for Christmas- (Avengers x reader platonic) Something goes wrong on the mission that you were supposed to be on during Christmas
Teardrops on My Pillow- (Avengers x reader platonic) You can’t stand your ‘best friend’ anymore, and the avengers are there to comfort you
Guilty Conscience- (Peter Parker x sister reader) You’ve never felt more alone then you did after your uncles death
The Art of Remembering- (Steven Strange x reader platonic, Peter Parker x reader platonic) You were the only one that could cast the spell, but you refused to do so because you would lose your best friend
In a Heartbeat- (Peter Parker x sister reader, Tony Stark x reader platonic) You should have known that you would never have to go through anything alone with Peter as your brother
Movie Night Secrets- (Peter Parker x reader platonic) The one time you’re finally able to hang out with Peter, a big secret is let loose
Our Own Little Pack- (Jack Russell x reader platonic) You and Jack debate about what to have for breakfast
To Lose- (Bucky Barnes x sister reader) Everything was supposed to be fine, the Avengers were supposed to win. But they lost. Some more than others
Too Much Like Me- (Matt Murdock x daughter reader) You should have known that it was impossible to keep a secret from your dad
Everybody Wants to Rule the World- (Avengers x reader platonic) You became an avenger at a young age, and grew close with your team
Arcade- (Avengers x reader platonic, Steve Rogers x reader platonic, Bucky Barnes x reader platonic) There never seemed to be a down moment in your life, but your best friends always made it easier
Proud of You- (Tony Stark x sister reader) You tell Tony something you’ve been hiding
Resurfaced Memories- (Bucky Barnes x sister reader) Things seem to go back to how they used to be with you and Bucky, until it gets taken too far
The Avoiding Act- (Avengers x reader platonic) Your team hasn’t really seen you in over a week, and they start to grow worried
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MCU REC
PT.5
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♡ - smut
Most of them are fluff
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<a/n>i somewhat explain why there's alot in my pin post
stephen strange
Loki laufeyson
wade wilson
peter parker
moon knight
stephen strange
@that-one-weeb-buts-its-the-main - found family
- a sick day
@frostandflamesfanfic - july 19th
- stephen's ruff day
@queenofspades6 - new haircut
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loki laufeyson
@ashdreams2023 - Finding a baby in the palace with Loki
- touch starved loki
- Loki variants x fem cute soft reader
- big round eyes
- Loki with a y/n who has wings
- loki falling for the mom of the group
- Loki x deaf reader
@kota-bee - early mornings
- migraines
@asgardwinter - not the alcohol
@spilledkauffie - newsflash ch.1
@rachaelswrites - meeting jane (daughter!reader)
@lokislittleprincess - Jotunheim(daughter! daughter)
@sapphireplums - being the daughter of loki
@dyns33 - the kid
- nexus
@jhennykviana - You, seven Lokis and a Thor.
- what did you do?
@frost-queen - glorious purpose
@goddessofmischief - shoelaces
@kortsitron - being thor,loki and hela's sibling
@specialagentlokitty - out duty (sister!reader)
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wade wilson
@your-next-daydream - wade w/ a equally chaotic reader hc
@paranormal-pajama-phantom - ___
- reaction to seeing wade's face
@lunagojo - romantic headcannon
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Peter parker
@deathlycupidd - princess parker
@fbfh - hc (stark!reader)
@sourcherryandsprinkles - ___
@beautifulbuckys - perfume allergy
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Moon knight
@iamcalmdammit - of dreams and nightmares
- like father, like daughter
@ashdreams2023 - steven grant with (winged!reader)
@imaginingmarvelandeverything - ___ (scarletwitch!reader)
@realworldsucksendhelp - i will always love you
@ijustwant2write - the necklace
@yoursecondfirstlove - little muffin pt.1
@steven-grants-anxiety - goodbye kisses
@owlls-n-phrxgs - anpu
@80pairsofcrocs - baby scarab 1
@theseawakes - ___(teen!reader)
@a-edgar-allan-hoe - gods and monsters (goddess!reader)
@mement0m0rri - i want you to feel safe
@girlwithwolftatoo - moon boys with a harley quinn type s/o
- the moon boys getting a silent treatment
@captain039 - the gods with us
@fxckingghxst - Steven Grant has a crush on you
@just-a-bit-of-a-nerd - them reacting to reader being a US agent
@dearlawdimasimp - mission failed successfully
@hellurbba - coffee and kisses
@ofstarsandvibranium - spector-grant family
@lockleysfav - safer in my arms
@dragon-kazansky - plenty of cuddles for everyone
- you looking out for steven
- forehead kisses
@cosplayproblemsposts - behind the charm
@mkfluffluv - comfort
- Moon Knight Boys Helping With Writer’s Block
- keep the secret?
- tastes like apple juice and peach
- he doesn't mind
@odyssey0fthesolum - How the moon boys and Khonshu would react to you hosting Venom
@bibli0thecary - perfect
@slightlypossessed - sleepy thief
@wysteria-clad - cucumber face mask and fist of vengeance
- calling the moon boys by their names prank
- not saying i love you back
- the unicorn sticker
- moon boys' reaction to seeing you casually naked for the first time
- our little thing
- when they decided you are 'The One'
- to build a home
#masterlist#mcu rec#stephen strange x reader#loki laufeyson x reader#wade wilson x reader#peter maximoff x reader#moon knight x reader
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S'mores for Two.
Happy New Year, everybody!
Summary: The students at Xavier's get shipped out for an educational, late-Summer/early-Autumn weekend camping trip! You and Piotr go along to help supervise. Shenanigans ensue.
Pairing(s): Piotr Rasputin x Reader, Nathan Summers x Wade Wilson, Ellie Phimister x Yukio, and Alexandra Rasputin x Nikolai Rasputin.
Rating: T for mild spice and Wade being Wade.
Word count: 5.8k.
Set after "Base Chemical Desire."
Your knee bounces up and down as the SUV rumbles over yet another pothole. “Good fucking God, can we please just be at the cabin already?”
“Mne zhal, myshka,” your husband apologizes. He steers the car around another bump in the road, then turns when a brown wooden sign with yellow letters indicates the cabins are to the left. “We should be there any minute now.”
You cross your legs harder and do your best not to squirm. “Not any minute soon enough. Baby’s using my bladder as a beanbag chair.”
Piotr croons sympathetically, then drives the car around another bend bracketed by dense thickets of trees and ground cover—
And then, mercifully, the cabin comes into view.
“Oh thank fuck.” You undo your seatbelt as your husband parks in front of the cabin –the car’s going slow enough that there’s no safety risk—then shove your door open before he even has the keys out of the ignition. Nearly pissed my fucking pants, holy shit—
“Good morning, campers!”
You grit your teeth when your beloved brother in spirit slings an arm around your shoulders –thus preventing you from reaching the porcelain nepenthe. “Wade—”
The merc with a mouth, however, is blissfully unaware of your bladder’s plight. He inhales deeply, the eyes on his mask widening before going back to normal size. “Ah, nature. Gotta love the smell of squirrel shit in the morning!”
Ellie grimaces as she gets out of the van ferrying most of the teens; the Institute’s high school class and a few chaperones had trekked out to upstate New York campgrounds for a long weekend school retreat in early September. “Don’t be gross, Douchepool.”
“Excuse me, Negasonic Knuckles; gross is what I do best! That, and milking my pro—”
Your husband’s car door slams with unnecessary force. “Wade.”
You growl, then shove Wade’s arm off you. “Wade—”
“What, no love for lil ol’ me?”
“I do love you, but if you don’t get out of my way, I am going to piss in your sleeping bag. Possibly within the next two minutes.”
Wade hops to the side and gestures to the cabin door with a flourish. “By all means, madam and passenger.”
Piotr takes the steps to the front porch two at a time, keys already in hand. “Hang on, myshka. Just one moment.”
…
You do, miraculously, make it to the bathroom in time.
You let out a guttural sigh of relief as you exit the commode (having flushed and washed your hands, of course), rubbing one hand over your swollen belly. “That’s so much fucking better.”
“Language, dorogoy.”
“You try staying sane when you have a lil’ flesh bell pepper sitting on your bladder,” you grumble.
Piotr chuckles, good-natured, then holds one arm out to you. He holds you against his chest, rubbing your back soothingly when you lean against him. “I know. You are doing so well, moya lyubov’. I am so proud of you.”
You press your face against his chest. A lump rises in your throat, and you find yourself blinking back tears. “Thank you.”
“You are so strong.” He kisses the top of your head. “So incredible.”
“You’re gonna make me cry, Piotr,” you say with a soft, watery laugh. You pat his chest when he chuckles with you, then tip your head back and pucker your lips for a kiss. “Love you.”
He dips his head and presses his lips against yours. “Ya tebya lyublyu.” He breaks the kiss, lifting his head when he hears some squabbling outside, then sighs and pats your back. “Come on. We should supervise young ones.”
…
The squabbling, it turns out, is Kitty and Ellie arguing over how to arrange the tents.
“You need to place them on elevated ground!” Ellie snaps, nose scrunched up with ire. “That way if it rains, we don’t get a massive-ass puddle underneath the tents!”
“Yeah, except your spot is, like, way too close to the road!” Kitty huffs, putting her hands on her hips. “Some pervert could hide in the bushes and watch us sleep! Or a drunk could lose control of his car and drive right through us!”
Russell glances between the two teens, then over at Piotr and you with a pinched expression. “People aren’t going to hide in the bushes to watch us, right?”
Nikolai –who came along to help with food and chaperoning—answers before his son can. He chuckles, pointing to his wife with his thumb. “I think Alexandra has us covered.”
Alex looks up as she sets a massive, matte black duffel bag on the ground (which rattles suspiciously, as though she has an entire armory of guns and ammunition inside). She looks to her husband, then to Russell, then shrugs. “I have security covered.” She drops another duffel bag onto the ground (this one lands with a soft whump), then gestures to her three dogs. “Noise alert system.” She stops to bring Misty –her young, excitable, gray and white Pitbull—to heel, then nudges the suspicious duffle bag with the toe of her boot. “Pervert removal devices—”
Piotr sighs. “Mama.”
She chatters at him in Russian, then reaches into the van for another bag and withdraws a bag of mini-marshmallows and a plastic air-powered rifle. “…And incentivizing for stubborn teenagers.”
Nikolai chuckles, shaking his head, then carries a cooler into the cabin.
“Since when,” Kitty pipes up, now distracted from her argument with Ellie, “do any of us need incentivizing?”
Alex shrugs, smirking in good humor. “Many possibilities. Perhaps getting out of bed in the morning.” She pauses to scoop up her tawny Chihuahua, Butters, into her arm, then grabs both her duffel bags and strides towards the cabin.
You chuckle at Kitty’s –as well as the other teens’—disgruntled expressions, then grab a few pillows and carry them into the cabin as well.
…
The tents wind up going between Ellie and Kitty’s suggested spots.
“Alright –enough!” Alex strides over, snatches the tent back up when the two teens get into a tug of war over it, then gives each of them a stern look. “We compromise –halfway between each spot. The incline is still sufficient to prevent flooding, but it’s also a safe distance away from the road. Khorosho?” She nods when both girls mutter their assent, then sets the tent bag in the newly selected spot. “Let’s get to work.”
…
Setting up tents with a group of teenagers that’ve been cooped up in vans for a couple hours and Wade is, shall we say, not an easy task.
Fortunately, due to your “carry on,” you are excused from all menial labor tasks you don’t want to partake in and thus dub yourself “Supreme Supervisor,” set up a camp chair near the cabin, and watch the chaos unfold.
In a testament to Alex and Piotr’s chaos-wrangling skills, though; The cluster of tents –two for the boys, two for the girls—are almost completely erected in under an hour.
“I didn’t know tents came in giant size,” Wade remarks as he steps back to admire the tent –which, since it can hold twelve people, is truly gargantuan. “Guess we gotta go big for the ol’ Ruskie, eh?”
“The big man gets to stay in the cabin,” you pipe up from your throne. “As the official foot massager.” You wink at Piotr when he smirks and shakes his head, then continue. “The tents are big to fit multiple people, and so everyone can stand up inside.”
“Colossus would, like, still probably have to duck,” Kitty comments as she carries her duffels into one of the girls’ tents. She sticks her head out the front flap moments later. “Can I inflate my air mattress in the cabin?”
“‘Air mattress?’” Ellie squawks, nose scrunched up in indignation. “You hauled an air mattress and a pump all the way out here?”
“It has a built-in motor. I just need to plug it in,” Kitty fires back, sticking her tongue out when Ellie rolls her eyes. “I’m not sleeping on the ground! It’s bad for your back!”
“Yeah, that’s why you use a bed roll, Princess.”
Kitty tosses her hair with a huff. “Or an air mattress, purist.”
“What, so the rest of us have to walk around your bulky inflatable bed just to take a midnight shit—”
“I can take a corner so I’m out of the way, you fucking gatekeeper—”
“Language, both of you,” Piotr interjects, “and enough.” He fixes them both with a stern look, hands on his hips, then resumes speaking when both girls mutter their apologies for arguing. “Kitty, you may inflate your mattress inside, but please be considerate when choosing spot in tent. Other campers need space as well.”
“Naturally,” she says as she hauls the carry bag for her air mattress out of the tent. “I was already going to do that.”
Ellie rolls her eyes again. “High maintenance.”
Kitty sticks her tongue out at the younger girl. “Asshole.”
“I think Mr. Rasputin already said ‘enough,’” you pipe up. You cross your arms over your chest and fix both girls with a steely stare. “Any more of this, and you two are on permanent kitchen duty. Understand?”
The two girls deflate slightly and mutter, “Yes, Mrs. Rasputin,” in unison.
“Glad to hear it.” You watch as Kitty heads inside whilst Ellie steps in to help Alex get the last tent up –they have to work with Wade, so it’s anyone’s game as to who will “win”—then wince as the slowly setting sun slips through the tree canopies and hits you directly in the eyes. And here I was hoping to keep my retinas in pristine condition. You shade your eyes with your hand, then look around for your sunglasses. I just had them in my hand, where the fuck did they –ah.
They’re on the ground next to your chair. They must’ve fallen out of the little built in cup holder on the chair’s arm.
You contemplate leaning over to pick them up –then grin when a better option occurs to you. “Hey, baby? Can you get my sunglasses for me?”
“Konechno.” Piotr steps around from the back of a tent –he’d decided to handle hammering in the stakes since most of the boys had started tossing around the mallet like a football—then stops and frowns when he spies your spectacles next to your chair. “Myshka –they are right there.”
You grin impishly when he points to the spot next to your chair. “I know. Can you grab them for me?”
Piotr tucks his tongue in his cheek. A slow smile tugs at his lips. “They are right next to you.”
“I can’t pick them up.”
“You cannot pick them up?”
“They’re too heavy.” You giggle when Piotr rolls his eyes –good natured, of course—then gesture to the sunglasses helplessly. “Please?”
He grins, shakes his head, then ambles over to your chair. He grunts slightly as he stoops to pick up your glasses, then brushes them off before carefully placing them on your face. “Better?”
“Immensely.” You angle your head up for a kiss, humming happily when your husband presses his lips against yours. “Thank you.”
“Konechno –anytime, myshka.”
You waggle your eyebrows at the sarcasm in his tone, then giggle when he grins and shakes his head again.
…
Dinner is not hotdogs roasted over a campfire –much to many of the campers’ disappointment.
“Is not good to have hotdogs every night,” Piotr reasons when the teens protest. “Balanced diet is best.”
“Says you,” Wade fires back, ever the one to stir up chaos. “I happen to know that the intestinal tract can take about four straight days of wieners before a major revolt.”
Your husband sighs, longsuffering. “Wade—”
“And I didn’t even necessarily eat all of them to find that out.”
“Wade.”
Nathan puts an arm around his boyfriend’s shoulders when the teens start laughing –or, in some cases, groaning. “Easy, gorgeous.”
So, no, dinner is not hotdogs; Nikolai oversees it, and has the teens make foil pouches filled with potato chunks, diced vegetables, and pieces of ham steak (already cooked, of course, though Kitty uses baked chicken), then place the pouches around the campfire as an experiment on cooking with indirect heat.
You get a similar meal –but prepared in the kitchen in the cabin, due to Piotr’s concern about everything being cooked thoroughly for you.
Hey, you’re not complaining. You get to lounge by the fire while your husband makes you dinner. What’s not to love!
You tip your head back to kiss his cheek when he brings you your plate. “Thank you, honey.”
You do, however, partake in making smores with everyone else. Perhaps a bit too… vigorously.
“Myshka,” Piotr says when you break a graham cracker for your fourth s’more. “Do not make yourself sick, please.”
“Hey!” You protest as you place a piece of chocolate onto one graham cracker. “I’m eating for two! That means I gotta multiply everything by two. So, if a normal serving of s’mores is two, then I need to eat four.”
Piotr shakes his head while everyone else chuckles. “I do not think that is how this works, dorogoy.”
“Sure it is. Two times two is four.” You grin when everyone laughs again. “I did pass elementary math, Piotr.”
Your husband sighs, shakes his head –then snatches the marshmallow bag out of your lap once you bite into your fourth smore.
You squawk around a mouthful of marshmallow goop, melted chocolate, and crumbling graham cracker. “Hey!”
He hands the bag off to the nearest student. “Keep this away from Mrs. Rasputin, please.”
“What is this mutiny?” You give your husband a stink eye –though it’s worth the loss of marshmallows, what with how the students are delighted to partake in your husband’s usurpation—then jab him in the shoulder with your index finger. “Just for that, buster, you’re sleeping on the couch tonight.”
…
The following morning goes as such: wake up at eight, breakfast (which is overseen by Nikolai again), then getting dressed and cleaned up before going on a hike for the purpose of plant identification, observing flora and fauna in their natural habitat, and ending at a field for a nature-scape drawing session with Piotr.
You don’t get to go on the hike, per Doctor Reid’s suggestion to reduce the strain on your body during your pregnancy. You hang back at the cabin with Nikolai and Alex, basking in the sun and enjoying the tranquility of the wilderness around you.
“Ah, there you are, ptitsa.”
You look up with a smile as your mother-in-law joins you on the cabin’s porch. “Hey. How was sleeping in the tent?”
Alex shrugs as she leans against the porch railing. “Fine. Girls were a bit wound up before bed, but they settled well enough.”
“No further fighting between Ellie and Kitty?”
“Hm.” Alex smirks and lifts one eyebrow. “Storm and I decided it would be best to separate them into different tents. Prevent further disagreements.”
“Ah.” You nod in agreement. “Probably for the best.”
“Do they usually fight like this?”
“Usually, yes,” you say, laughing slightly. “They’re two very different fish in the same pond –not to mention they’re both teenage girls.”
She chuckles and shrugs, then nods to you. “How are you?”
“I’m alright,” you answer honestly. “A bit tired.”
“Eh, comes with territory. Have they started moving yet?”
“Not yet.” You rub your swollen stomach with one hand, smiling fondly. “Dr. Reid thinks it’ll be a few weeks before I feel any movement, since this is my first viable pregnancy.”
Alex nods along. “That’s usually the case.” She smiles faintly, gaze going distant with nostalgic reflection. “Second babies, not so much. Mikhail started moving four months in.”
“Wow,” you chuckle. “So it’s been like that from the very start with him, huh.”
She grins. “That it has.”
The two of you laugh, then lapse into comfortable silence –save for the sounds of the woods around you—after a few moments.
You keep rubbing your belly, drifting further away into rumination.
It’s almost hard to believe you’re going to be a parent in a few months. After all the trying and failing, it’s like a dream come true. After your childhood, after how hard you had to work to recover from everything your parents did to you…
Alex narrows her eyes when she notices the tension in your face. “Something wrong?”
“Just… thinking about my parents,” you answer distractedly. Without thinking about it, you curl both your arms around your stomach. They’ll never hurt you. They’ll never even touch you. I promise.
As though she can sense your thoughts, Alex sighs and takes a seat next to you on the porch swing. “They’ll never get close to your children,” she assures you. “Or you. Never again.” She puts one arm around you and rubs your shoulder when you lean against her. “There’s an entire army of people who’ll see to that.”
“I know,” you murmur, “but I still fucking hate them.”
“And that’s normal,” Alex replies without hesitation. “It’s even okay. They were terrible people.”
You nod, lips pressed together in a tight line. “I still worry that I’m gonna hurt my kids the way they hurt me.”
Alex shakes her head automatically. “You won’t.”
You tilt your head up so you can see her face. “You sound so certain.”
“Because I am.” She exhales roughly when you grimace, and the hand not on your shoulder starts fiddling with one of the pockets on her black cargo pants. “Compare you and I. We both went through our versions of hell and came out of it. I raised my children, you are about to start your journey with yours.” She pauses, jaw working as she chooses her words. “I did fuck up my children. I didn’t mean to, but… I had very little help –at least in the way that would’ve prevented so much damage.” She purses her lips, then looks down at you and shrugs. “You have knowledge ahead of time. You have already done so much work to get better. You will not be perfect, but you will not remotely fuck your baby up like your parents did with you.”
You draw in a shaky breath, then nod. “Okay. Yeah. Thank you.”
Alex squeezes your shoulder gently—
The front door swings open, and Nikolai steps out onto the porch. He smiles when he sees you and Alex sitting together, but it fades when he notices the pinched expression on both your faces. “Vse v poryadke?”
Alex replies in Russian –you catch a bit about her reassuring you, but the rest goes over her head—then offer your father-in-law a melancholy smile and shrug when he looks over at you. “Just… thinking about my parents.”
Nikolai tuts and shakes his head. “All will be fine.”
“I know,” you say as you rub your stomach with one hand, “but that doesn’t stop me from worrying.”
“Is normal,” Nikolai agrees with a nod of his head. “But you have good support community. Good family. Good therapy.” He smiles reassuringly. “Everything will be okay.”
Alex hums, nodding along, then pats your shoulder before turning her attention back to her husband. “Tebe chto nibud' nuzhno?”
“Ah.” He jerks a thumb over his shoulder towards the cabin’s interior. “I could use help making lunch for students.”
“Sure thing.” You stand –which is a little tricky with the angle of the porch swing and your pregnant belly, but you manage—then pump one fist in the air as you head inside. “Let’s go –Davayte idti!”
Alex chuckles as she follows after you. “Davayte idti, ptitsa.”
…
The clearing the group settled in is nothing short of picturesque. Trees surround the grassy knoll on three sides, while the fourth side is open and stretches out into an endless, rolling meadow. Wildflowers dot the long grass, attracting butterflies, bees, and other pollinators in search of a snack.
The top of the grassy hill –which is closest to the road you, Alex, and Nick take to bring lunch over for everyone—has a few picnic tables set up for hikers and other campers. Currently, the students are clustered around the tables with the other chaperones, working on their landscapes while Piotr instructs and assists them in turn.
You can’t help but to take a moment and admire your husband as he advises a student on how to shade in his trees. If I wasn’t already pregnant, this might just do it.
“Food truck’s here!” Wade announces, bouncing up from his seat at the sight of a welcome distraction. “Do you think they have tacos?”
“Sandwiches today,” Nikolai chuckles. He opens the rear hatch on the van, then eyes the multiple bags of food before looking over at the students. “Perhaps… would be best for students to come to food.”
“Vy pravy.” Piotr sets his sketchbook down on the table, then tucks his pencils and eraser back into his pencil bag before zipping it shut. “Alright, let’s break for lunch.”
The van’s quickly surrounded by a gaggle of hungry teenagers –a dangerous force to reckon with under the best of circumstances.
“Easy –one at a time, please,” Nikolai says as Alex nudges the kids into some semblance of a line. “Ah! Katya.” He grabs a bag marked with a drawing of a cat when Kitty reaches the front of the line, then hands it to her. “Rye bread, no dairy.”
Kitty takes her sandwich with a grin. “Spasibo!”
Once the students are settled with their food, you grab a bag for you and Piotr, then head over to the picnic benches and sit down next to him. “Care for company?”
“With you? Always.” He puts one arm around your shoulders, kisses the top of your head, then accepts the bag you hold out to him. “How are you feeling?”
“Fine.” You unwrap your sandwich –cold cuts, cheese, and other fixings—and take a bite while you admire the scenery. “It’s beautiful out here.”
Piotr nods as he crunches down on a carrot stick. “Very peaceful. Bezmyatezhnyy.”
You take another bite of your sandwich, then sigh wistfully. “Y’know,” you reflect once your mouth is clear, “I wish I’d thought to bring my sketchbook. I could stand to draw outside my comfort zone, and this area is perfect for drawing.”
“How about this?” Piotr offers. “After you eat, you can borrow my sketchbook.”
You raise your eyebrows. “Really? I wouldn’t want to ruin it.”
It’s Piotr’s turn to raise one eyebrow at you. Then, he smiles softly and shakes his head. “Myshka, you will not ruin it.”
You smile back, then lean over and kiss his cheek. “Alright. Thanks, honey.”
…
“—Jupiter will be visible just above the tail of Capricornus, whereas Saturn will be positioned in the larger triangle—”
You tip your head back, gazing up at the night sky while Ororo guides the students on how to find visible planets in the night sky.
It’s gorgeous. The lack of city lights means that the Milky Way band is visible. The inky night sky’s glittering with billions of stars, more than you’ve ever seen. Combined with how fresh the air smells and the orchestra of crickets and bullfrogs in the woods, and it’s almost like something taken straight from a fairytale.
The students are peering through binoculars and telescopes, filling out lab reports on celestial bodies via flashlight in between periods of studying the sky.
You, however, are content to admire without magnification –and to not fill out required homework. Graduating has its perks. You smirk at your own wit, then look up when a familiar, heavy hand lands on your shoulder. “Hey.”
“Privet.” Piotr smiles down at you, then presses the back of his hand against your arm. “Are you warm enough?”
You roll your eyes fondly, then pat his side reassuringly. “I’m fine, Piotr.”
“There is cool breeze tonight; we will be stargazing for another hour, at least. I do not want you—”
“I’m fine.” You smile reassuringly at him, then lean against his chest when he acquiesces and puts his arms around your shoulders. “Besides, if I get cold, I’ve got you to warm me up.”
He chuckles and squeezes you gently. “If you get cold, I have jacket for you in car.”
“That, too.” You smile up at him, adoring, then roll up on the balls of your feet to kiss his jaw. “Love you.”
He returns a kiss against your temple. “Ya tebya lyublyu, myshka.”
…
There’s a lake a couple of miles from the cabin and other campsites. It’s remote, used mostly by campers and locals for fishing, kayaking, and swimming. The basin itself is surrounded by trees on all sides, and edged by gravelly beaches.
Despite not being a major body of water, it’s also monitored by the local park ranger association for bacteria and poisonous algae counts –which is what you tell Piotr when he fusses about you going for a swim.
“Dr. Reid said that swimming is the best form of exercise for me,” you remind him on the drive to the trail that leads to the beach. “And it’s not like I’m going for an Olympic record here, sweetheart. I just want to cool off; it’s been muggy as hell the past few weeks.”
“Contaminated waters could pose infection risk—”
“For all of us, Piotr.” You shoot him a stern look as he pulls into an open parking space. “I checked with the ranger’s office before we headed out. They test the waters four days a week during the on season –which so happens to be right now.” You arch one eyebrow when he pulls the keys out of the ignition with a sigh. “Look, I love you, but it’s hot as hell and I’m carrying your baby. You can try to keep me from swimming over your dead body, capiche?”
Piotr grimaces, but capitulates. “Khorosho. But at least wait until students are done with school work? Makes things easier for teachers.”
“That,” you say as you lean across the center console to kiss his cheek, “I can do.”
…
The lake, predictably, is heavenly.
You do wait for the teachers –Logan and Ororo this time around—to walk the students through their morning work. There’s a lesson on the natural fauna and flora found in and around the surrounding habitat, an exercise on identifying rocks on the lakeshore with the help of a geological guidebook (all rocks are returned to their natural environment to prevent erosion, naturally), and another art lesson with Piotr before the students are released for swimming and suitable shenanigans.
You wade in up to your hips, sighing with relief as the cool waters help relieve the sun’s unrelenting scorch. You duck under the lake’s surface briefly, resurfacing seconds after to wipe water away from your eyes.
Most of the students are already in the water –Russell’s hanging back on the shore with Wade and Nate, and Kitty’s chilling on a towel under a sun umbrella.
You nod to yourself, satisfied that the students are doing well, then go back to wading around.
A few minutes later, there’s a loud splashing sound. When you look over, you see Piotr striding into the lake. He pauses for a few moments to send a few splashes towards the more rambunctious students, then resumes his stride and heads towards you.
“I’m fine,” you say once he’s within a few feet of you. “I’m pretty sure flying precludes drowning.”
Piotr opens his mouth, considers, then closes it and holds his hands up in a placating gesture. “I thought water looked nice. Wanted to spend time with my wife.”
“Well,” you muse as you wrap your arms around his waist, “I suppose I can permit that.”
“Spasibo, myshka.” He puts one arm around you in return and admires you for a moment before asking, “Did you apply sunscreen?”
“Ten minutes before wading out here. You can relax, Piotr.” You pat his chest –which is delightfully bare, and if you were alone right now, you’d be trying to coax him into something suitably inappropriate for the students to watch (no pregnancy hormones required, though they certainly don’t hurt). “I’m not going to fall apart just because I’m pregnant.”
“Ya znayu,” he concedes. “I want to take care of you, is all.”
You soften –because how can you not with a line like that and the earnest expression on his face. “Well, thank you. You’re doing a great job of it.” You smile when he kisses the top of your head, then wade in further. “I think I’m going to go a little deeper—”
“Myshka.”
“Relax.” You stop once the water passes over your stomach, so it’s just below your chest, and let out a relieved groan. “I just wanted to take some of the weight off my back.”
He hums, understanding, then steps behind you without further argument. He squats down a little, then hooks his arms under your shoulders and takes the rest of your weight so you can just float.
You sigh, relief coursing through your aching back and hips. You tip your head back against his shoulder and let your eyes slide shut. “Spasibo.”
“Pozhaluysta, myshka.”
…
After a break for lunch, the chaperones elect to suspend the rest of the lessons for the day so the students can swim –a concession to the writhing afternoon heat.
You and Piotr, however, head back to the cabin; your husband, in all his mother hen nature, doesn’t want you overheating or getting worn out.
This time, you’re happy to acquiesce –mostly because you’ve got something else on your mind.
“We should shower,” Piotr says as he ushers you into the blissfully air-conditioned interior of the cabin. “Best to clean lake water off skin.”
“Mhm,” you purr as you look your husband up and down; his swim trunks and cover up shirt are still damp, and they cling to his broad, muscular body in the most delightful ways. “We really should.”
Piotr catches the glint in your eyes and stops in his tracks. A slow, knowing grin spreads across his face. “I take it,” he murmurs as he puts his hands on your hips, “you have… ideas.”
“Oh, plenty of them.” You smirk when he tugs you closer, then trace the tip of your index finger over his chest. “And since the kids will be swimming for the next couple of hours, we have time to explore all of them.”
He sputters slightly, laughing. He shakes his head, then lowers his head to whisper in your ear. “This is not time for sex marathon, myshka.”
“On the contrary.” You slide your hands around his waist and squeeze his ass, grinning when he growls and pulls you flush against him. “I have the utmost faith in your stamina, love.” You kiss his jaw, then grab his hands and tug him towards the bathroom.
Piotr follows without hesitation.
…
The final day is slotted only for fun activities –competitive games, more swimming, and a bonfire in the evening for a hotdog and s'mores dinner.
“Alright, next up is the wooden skis challenge!” you announce as the teens catch their breath from a relay race around the cabin. “Teams of three; Mr. Summers and Mr. Wilson will help you get the skis on correctly,” you explain, gesturing to long, narrow wooden boards with three foot stirrups attached to each. “The race is from the cabin porch to the oak tree over there,” you continue, pointing to the tree –which is about twenty feet away—in question. “First team there wins some special chocolate for tonight’s bonfire.”
Kitty raises one hand. “What if, like, we just want to eat it?”
“You’ll have to divvy it out with your teammates,” you chuckle, “but, yes, you can eat your share beforehand.”
The teens waste no time in deciding on teams –and, in a surprise move that has all the adults raising their eyebrows at one another, Ellie, Yukio, and Kitty all team up together.
Here’s hoping this doesn’t end in a screaming match. You wait until the teams are all set and positioned in their skis by the porch. “Alright. Three… two… one… go!”
It’s hardly like a day at the races –unless one was racing turtles instead of horses. All of the teams lurch in place, sputtering, stumbling, and swearing in a few cases as they try to figure out how to get momentum going.
“Okay –there we go. Just like that!”
You watch, equal parts awestruck and impressed, as Ellie, Yukio, and Kitty start inching forward.
They’ve clearly got a strategy figured out. They’re standing shortest to tallest –Yukio in front, Kitty in the back—so everyone can see what’s in front of them. They’re holding onto the shoulders of the person in front of them, and Yukio has her arms outstretched as well for balance.
“We all need to lift at the same time,” Yukio says when they get stuck again.
“Left, then right,” Ellie decides. “Let’s go! Left… right… left… right…”
Slowly but surely, their team starts pulling out ahead of the others.
“I never thought I’d see the day,” Ororo murmurs to you as she watches the girls with a smile.
You chuckle and nod. “Who says miracles aren’t real.”
“Left! Right!” the girls chant in unison as they pick up speed.
“I think we’re coming up on that tree stump,” Kitty announces, craning her neck to one side to see ahead of them. “We’d probably be better off going around.”
“We could sidestep,” Yukio suggests. “One step to the left should give us enough clearance.”
“We need to move forward a few more feet so we’re past the ditch,” Ellie points out. She keeps a careful eye on the ground, then nods. “Okay –left side first!”
Alex sidles up next to you and Ororo, smirking. “They’re communicating better than some military operations I’ve taken part in.”
“Hey, don’t you know girls run the world?” you fire back, grinning.
Unsurprisingly, given their stellar performance, Ellie, Yukio, and Kitty win. They all cheer when they reach the oak tree miles ahead of the other team, then quickly work their feet loose from the stirrups so they can all hug each other.
“Congratulations!” You applaud along with the other adults. “Very nicely done.”
The girls tear into the first prize basket –which is just an assortment of various chocolate goodies—like a flock of vultures picking over carrion for the best bits.
“Can I have the dark chocolate?” Kitty asks as she sorts through the various treats. “Those have the best shot of being pareve.”
“Yeah, absolutely,” Ellie and Yukio answer before sorting any of the dark chocolate options out of their choices.
You smile and lean against your husband as he walks up behind you and puts his arms around your shoulders. “It’s one of nature’s miracles.”
Piotr chuckles. “Perhaps.”
“You think there’s another explanation?” you ask teasingly, tipping your head back so he can see his face.
He shrugs with a smile. “Victory is great motivator.” He nods to the three girls, who are also divvying out a few pieces to the other students in the spirit of good sportsmanship. “And so is chocolate.”
You laugh, then pat his arm as you go back to watching the teens haggle over candy. “Can’t argue with that.”
#sass writes#piotr rasputin x reader#let's kick off the new year right!#with a very timely late summer early fall camping trip fic slkdfjldsfjdlskfj#i'm craving warm weather can you tell#nathan summers x wade wilson#alexandra rasputin x nikolai rasputin#x men fanfiction#deadpool fanfiction
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Doesn't Mean They're Lost Forever
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by lizziesromanova
An Au set in a Marvel/Aos/Xmen universe where Y/n discovers that there have been unknown guests living in her house... and she's now determined to make everything okay for them.
Words: 16158, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/F, Gen
Characters: Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, Tessa | Sage, Jean Grey, Scott Lang, Scott Summers, Maria Hill, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Moira MacTaggert, Charles Xavier, Erik Lehnsherr, Raven | Mystique, Logan (X-Men), Ororo Munroe | Bloodstorm, Hank McCoy, Rogue (X-Men), Remy LeBeau, Kurt Wagner, Colossus, Bobby Drake, Jubilee, Kitty Pryde, Alex Summers, Warren Worthington II, Nathaniel Malick, Wade Wilson, Lorna Dane, Toad (X-Men), Pyro, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Vision (Marvel), Sam Wilson (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes, James "Bucky" Barnes, Hope Van Dyne, Carol Danvers, Peter Quill, Rocket Raccoon, Groot (Marvel), Phil Coulson, Melinda May, Skye | Daisy Johnson, Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons, Grant Ward, Alphonso "Mack" Mackenzie, Bobbi Morse, Lance Hunter, Elena "Yo-Yo" Rodriguez, Jeffrey Mace, Holden Radcliffe, Daniel Sousa, Wong (Marvel), Stephen Strange, Nick Fury
Relationships: Wanda Maximoff/Reader, Pietro Maximoff/Tessa | Sage, Jean Grey/Scott Summers, Maria Hill/Natasha Romanov, Moira MacTaggert/Charles Xavier, Erik Lehnsherr & Charles Xavier
Additional Tags: Protective Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff Lives, Lesbian Wanda Maximoff, Teen Jean Grey, Jean Grey Lives, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Alternate Universe - College/University
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Spideypool Butt Grab and more!
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by HappinessNotFound_SadEmoji
Peter Parker (a.k.a Spider-Man) is cuddling with his boyfriend Wade Wilson (a.k.a Deadpool) when Peter grabs his partner's butt a little bit too hard and rips through his skin. Then after Miles finds them Peter kills himself and wade ruins his influencer status.
Words: 1263, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Miles Morales, Hulk (Marvel), Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)
Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Hulk/Wade Wilson
Additional Tags: Weird Plot Shit, Ive sinned and i know this, My First Spideypool Fic, Butt Slapping, Kinda gore?, Homophobic Language, the author is not gay, weezer, miles morales homophobic, Suicide, hulk x wade wilson, Funeral, dream doxxed, Twitter, racist, author is a white man, author is also cis, john mauley x reader, riddlebat - Freeform, poo butt, i love love LOVE GORE, john maulaneys ex wife, jhonny deep, Joe Biden - Freeform, pus sy, Inspired by The Walking Dead, DreamNotFound Week | DNF Week
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Graduation (request)
Ryan Reynolds x teen! Reader, Ryan Reynolds x costar! Reader
Requested by: anonymous
Request description: heyy if requests are open could i request one with ryan reynolds x teen!reader? where the reader is upset that her dad isnt coming to her high school graduation (shitty fathers, am i right) and she thinks ryan cant make it because of some event, but he shows up and it gets emotional? reader can be a co-star on one of his movies, maybe a recent one like free guy :) thanks babe!
Warnings: parental issues, swearing, outbursts of anger, anxiety & insecurity
(A/n:) !!! Didn’t proofread bc I’m rushing. Anyways: Haven’t graduated high school yet or even seen a graduation take place besides in the amazing Spider-Man 2 so that’s the experience I’m going off of lol. Sorry if ryan’s out of character this is my first time writing for him. Criticism is welcomed & encouraged and lmk if u want to be added to my taglist
Dads not coming. Sorry baby :(
Your eyes narrow as you read your mother’s text over and over again as if there’s anything hard to understand about it. But honestly, it’s a common occurrence for your father to just drop out of rather important events.
You thought he might make an effort to be there for you this one time. On your very special day; the day you graduate high school. But you feel dumb for even considering that in the first place. You know it was never on his radar.
Sighing, you shut your phone off and toss it on the couch next to you, before rubbing your temples. You try to ease the anger you’re feeling before it manifests into something it doesn’t need to be. You didn’t get much from your father. Not time, love, attention, energy. But you did get his anger issues. And that’s why you have to calm yourself down.
You take a deep breath before reaching for your phone, you and your mothers text conversation being the first thing you see. You write out a long rant, your thumbs slamming against your phone's keyboard and your breath hitching every few seconds when you think of a new way to complain about your father.
But before you send it, you remember, it’s just your mother. She’s not responsible for your fathers actions and it’s unfair to take out your hurt feelings on her.
You delete the rant and replace it with
its ok. i love u ill see u soon
You stare at your texts before shutting your phone off. It doesn’t matter, you think. It doesn’t ever matter. Your feelings or accomplishments don’t ever matter to your father, and how foolish of you to believe they did even for an hour. An hour out of his afternoon for one day would be all he had to do to make it up to you. To make up for all the abandonment. But he can’t even do that.
You just grab a jacket and walk out of your trailer.
You and the cast were all planning to go out to lunch together, because no one had any other plans. But while you were walking towards the exit of the set, you only saw Ryan standing there.
“Everyone else somehow became too busy for us, so it’s just gonna be you and me.” Ryan said as you approached him within earshot. You bite your lip, you thought if you had gone with a bigger group it would’ve been easier to stay quiet and just bask in everyone else’s lives. But now that it’s just you and Ryan, it’s gonna be harder for you to pretend that nothings bothering you.
“That’s fine.” You reply, putting your hands in your jacket pockets.
Ryan makes a slightly confused face at your lack of character at the moment, but doesn’t seem to dwell on it. “Where do you wanna go?” He asks you, you shrug.
“Anywhere is fine.”
That’s it? No options, no suggestions, not even any funny or attempts-to-be-funny comments. Ryan can already tell something is wrong.
“Are you okay?” He asks. You attempt to smile and not, telling him you're fine, and you’re just hungry.
He decides on some place that recently opened near the set. You plan on ordering quickly, getting in and out, with as minimal talking as possible. But Ryan had different plans.
Once you two are seated you immediately open the menu and stare at it blankly. Ryan hasn’t opened his menu yet, but instead stares at you. “What’s up with you today?” He presses. You didn’t even realize he was paying attention to you so you don’t understand.
You make a confused face at him and shrug, “nothings wrong. What are you talking about?” You say. You can tell you’re acting like a typical teenager in a tv show but you can’t help it. It’s your current defense mechanism. Maybe you could get him to think it’s just your period or something.
“Yeah, okay. Well you’ve spoken fifteen words in the past thirty minutes which is a slight downgrade from your usual fifteen words a second, on a good day. So I’m not buying it.” He replies to your defense. You roll your eyes and look away. You feel like being really mean, because you’re just really upset. But you know that’s only going to continue the cycle.
“Nothings wrong, dude. I’m just tired and hungry. I need food.” You lie. You’re not a good liar, which is ironic because you’re an actor. You’d think actors are good liars, but not you. You’re only good at lying if it’s while the camera is rolling.
Ryan hums in response before picking the menu up and finally looking at it. You eye him, searching for any hesitation, before you do the same.
Shortly after, the waitress takes your order. You order something light and Ryan does the opposite. You ignore the urge to roll your eyes and curse him out.
After the waitress leaves, Ryan stares at you.
“Are you judging me?” He smiles, visibly messing with you. But you’re not in a jokey mood right now. “What?” You angrily reply.
“Because I ordered two sides. You’re totally silently judging me. Sorry I’m not as healthy and fit as you.” He continues with the stupid smile on his face, probably thinking he’d the funniest person alive.
“I literally didn’t even hear what you ordered.” You reply after being silent for a long couple of seconds trying to figure out how to answer him.
“Why? Because something’s bothering you?” He presses, looking slightly more serious. You roll your eyes. “Can you stop?” You simply reply.
“Can you talk to me? What’s the big deal?” He asks.
“Ryan, if I wanted to tell you I would.”
“So you’re admitting there's a problem.” He replies.
“I can deal with my emotions on my own!”
“We talk about every little thing, so it must be something big and important.” He theorizes.
“It’s nothing. Alright? Can you just stop please?” You beg, rubbing your forehead.
“You’re in a bad mood anyway, so it doesn’t really matter.” He replies to your plea.
You whisper an annoyance under your breath and try to tune him out, grabbing your phone out of your pocket and starting to tap your passcode in before Ryan reaches over and grabs it out of your hand.
“Dude, what the fuck? You can’t just take my stuff, you’re not my father.” You start raising your voice at him, not really caring if you’re making a scene, because the anger you feel is going to come out at one point or another.
Ryan acts taken aback and offended, “I never said I was. I’m just worried about you.” He raises his eyebrows.
“Well it’s not your job, ryan. It’s fine. You don’t need to hear it.” Your eyes start feeling all watery and you look down to avoid crying, something you often do and Ryan notices.
He reaches over to put his hand over yours but you flinch away and cross your arms over your chest.
“It’s not a matter of it being my job or not, y/n. I just care about you, the way any friend would.” He says.
You sigh and use your sleeves to dry your eyes that only slightly got wet. “My dad isn’t coming to my graduation.” You sniffle.
You wouldn’t be able to see, because you’re looking down. But Ryan frowns. You often complain about your dad to him and he feels for you. He wished he could make it better for you.
He sighs. “I’m sorry, y/n. What day is it?” He asks.
“It’s this coming Sunday. It’s fine.” You shake your head.
“He should care enough to be there. This is important.” Ryan sympathizes.
“Yeah.”
“I’m proud of you, y/n.” He says.
You press your lips together. “Thanks.” A tear rolls down your cheek and you quickly wipe it with your sleeve.
…
Sunday morning your stomach feels all upside down. You can’t believe high school is already over. Honestly you could wake up this morning and believe that you were still a confused freshman getting ready for school on Monday, but it’s all over now.
You’d kept in touch with your mom, she coaxed you through all of your anxiety. But you haven't heard a single word from your dad. You fought the urge to text him and just say “hi”. You didn’t because you grew angrier with every day you didn’t hear from him.
Ryan and the rest of the cast & crew you worked with kept reminding you of how proud of you they were and how excited they were for you. You invited them all in bulk a day or two after your talk with ryan. Some of them said yes, some said no, and after everyone fizzled out you walked over to ryan.
“Do you think you can make it?” You ask anxiously, looking at your feet.
“I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize but I have a really important meeting that day. I can't miss it. I’m sorry, y/n. But I’ve already asked your mom to send me pictures!” He says to your dismay.
You immediately frown but try to cover it with a fake smile. “No worries.” You assure him. And usually you’d stay to chat more with him, but you immediately turn on your heel and walk away from him. Because you cannot stop the tears from falling once you realize you’ve now not only been rejected by one of your father figures, but now both.
You feel uncomfortable in your cap and gown. Out of place. You’d seen your fellow high school students graduate each year previously, and it feels surreal that it’s your turn now.
You sit in the crowd with your graduating class and try to keep your head straight. Not looking around or drawing any attention to yourself, since you already feel insecure enough.
You tune out almost all of the ceremony. The speeches and the stuff you should be caring about, but you’re too busy thinking about what went wrong in your childhood to get you to this point, where not even your own father gives a shit about your life?
You try to tell yourself that’s something to think about another time, but it’s difficult to just shake the feeling.
All too quickly they call your name, and your eyes widen before you jump up to receive your diploma. Once you're on the stage you look out to the crowd to try to meet your mothers eyes, and instead you see ryan.
You smile at him and wave, and he does the same. You’re shocked and you feel relieved and cared about. You feel like a pressure has just been lifted off your chest.
You don’t realize how caught up in the moment you are until you hear other people’s names being called. You snap back into reality and run off stage.
The rest of the ceremony is nothing. And after it’s over you run over to your mother and give her a massive hug. You thank her over and over again because you know you couldn’t have made it through high school without her. As you’re excitedly rambling to her about how you can’t believe you made it through high school, someone taps on your shoulder.
You turn around and see Ryan smiling.
You immediately throw your arms around him and your face collides into his warm shirt. He hesitates slightly before hugging you back. “Woah, I thought you weren’t a hugger!” He said, which isn’t wrong.
“Today I am.” You say, slightly muffled into his shirt.
Once you pull away from the hug you look at him, “I thought you couldn’t come!” You said.
Ryan shrugs, “I skipped the meeting. You’re much more important.” He says as if it’s nothing.
You stare at him for barely a second, before you burst out bawling.
Thank God everyone around you is too caught up in their own family, because otherwise that would’ve been a lot more embarrassing.
Ryan’s mouth drops open before he reaches over to hug you again. “Hey hey, what’s wrong?” He says, rubbing circles in your back.
You sob into his shirt, feeling bad because it’s already getting wet. “N-nothings wrong.” You hiccup as you continue crying.
You can’t see his face but if you could you’d see the confusion.
He lets you continue to cry for a couple dozen seconds before you answer again, still hugging him. “Thank you for caring about me that much.” You say, and sniffle as you try to stop your tears.
He pulls away, and puts his hands on your shoulders, bending down slightly to look you in the eyes. “I love you, y/n. Okay? This is nothing compared to what you deserve. Just because other people get too caught up in their own lives, doesn’t mean you matter any less.”
You let out a sob again, this time out of sadness as you think about what your father could be doing.
Ryan initiates the hug for the second time, but he just kinda stands there hugging your head as you sob into his shirt with your arms down. “I’m so proud of you, y/n. You should be proud too.”
You’re not valedictorian or anything, but you are important to Ryan Reynolds. And that’s more than enough for you.
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#ryan reynolds x reader#ryan reynolds x teen! reader#ryan reynolds#ryan Reynolds x you#ryan reynolds x daughter! reader#Deadpool#deadpool x teen!reader#deadpool x reader#free guy#wade wilson#wade wilson x reader#wade wilson x teen! reader#mcu fanfiction#mcu x reader#marvel mcu#mcu cast x teen!reader#mcu cast#marvel#deadpool#dead pool#ryan#Reynolds#fanfiction#deadpool fanfiction#ryan reynolds fanfiction#blake lively
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Person A: “The strength of the pack is the wolf and the strength wolf is the pack”
Person B: “Did you just Jungle Book me?”
Person A:“I don’t regret it”
#teen wolf#sterek#stiles stilinski#derek hale#derek x reader#stony#tony stark#steve rogers#superfamily#peter parker#spideypool#wade wilson#deadpool
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MARVEL
Warnings = **
x teen!reader / x child!reader / x daughter!reader / x gn!reader / x reader / x sibling!reader
I don’t own Marvel or any of the characters in Marvel , I only own the imagines that I have created in tumblr or wattpad.
Main masterlist
MCU CHARACTERS
IMAGINE
Pizza & Cuddles ** - Kate Bishop x reader: You blind in one eye and Kate helps you get by
Family Reunion ** - Baron Zemo x teen!reader, Sam Wilson x teen!reader, Bucky Barnes x teen!reader: Zemo si your father and you have a bad relationship with him after what he did in CACW and he’s trying to fix your relationship (coming soon)
B-u-c-k-y? Bucky ** - father!Bucky Barnes x child!reader: The beginning of your relationship with your father and a glimpse at the progress
SERIES
Lead Me Home ** - Steve Rogers x sibling!reader, Bucky Barnes x Rogers!teen!reader, Sam Wilson x Rogers!teen!reader: you are Steve Rogers little sibling and Hydra kidnapped you after Steve disappeared, no one except Hydra knew what happened to you until today (coming soon)
HEADCANNON
Dating Kate Bishop Would Include ** - Kate Bishop x reader: what I imagine it would be like to date Kate Bishop
Dating Yelena Belova Would Include ** - Yelena Belova x reader: what I imagine it would be like to date Yelena Belova (coming soon)
Tony Stark as a Father ** - Tony Stark x teen!reader: what I imagine it would be like if Tony Stark was your father
Steve Rogers as a Father ** - Steve Rogers x teen!reader: what I imagine it would be like if Steve was your father
Being Star Lord’s daughter** - Peter Quill x daughter!reader: what it would be like to be Peter Quills daughter
Being Marc Spector’s sibling** - Marc Spector x teen!reader, (Steven Grant x teen!reader, Konshu x teen!reader, Jake Lockley x teen!reader): what I think it would be like to be Marc’s little sibling
X-MEN CHARACTERS
IMAGINE
SERIES
HEADCANNON
Being Logan’s daughter ** - Logan Howlett x daughter!reader: what I imagine it would be like to be Logan’s daughter
Being Logan’s ftm son **- Logan Howlett x ftm!son!reader: what it would be like if you were Logan’s ftm son
Being Deadpool’s daughter would include ** - Wade Wilson/Deadpool x teen!daughter!reader: what it would be like to be Deadpool’s daughter (coming soon)
DAREDEVIL • PUNISHER • VENOM • WEREWOLF BY NIGHT • SPIDER-VERSE
IMAGINE
Coffee Talks** - Frank Castle x teen!reader: you met Frank a while back at your fave coffee shop and since then you two have met up each weak to talk, only this time it’s not only Frank who has bruises all over his face
Birthday Special- Matt Murdock x teen!reader: it’s your birthday and Matt is the only one who knows how you really want to celebrate your birthday
Nonexistent Eating Patterns** - Matt Murdock x teen!reader: you haven’t been eating sleeping or drinking as you should and Matt is there to help
SERIES
Little Murder ** - Billy Russo x teen!reader: you try to get into Anvil so that you can learn how to protect yourself against your abusive parents, and in doing so you made Russo interested into why a teenager that’s too young to join the army wants to join Anvil which is made for ex-military to get a job, and eventually he finds out about your family situation. (Coming soon)
HEADCANNON
Being Eddie Brock’s daughter would include ** - Eddie Brock x teen!daughter!reader, Venom x teen!reader, Anne Weying x teen!daughter!reader: what I would be like to be Eddie Brock and Anne Weying’s daughter (coming soon)
Daredevil’s teen sidekick ** - Matt Murdock x teen!reader: what it would be like to be daredevil’s sidekick (coming soon)
Jack Russell adopting a child ** - Jack Russell x child!reader: Jack finds a child and decides to take care of it
Venom **- father Miguel O’Hara x teen!venom!reader: being Miguel O’Hara’s child while also being Venom/Spider-Man
MCU CAST
IMAGINE
You Okay Darling? ** - Tom Hiddleston x teen!reader: Tom helping you after a fight with your parents
SERIES
HEADCANNON
A Dream Come True - Jake Gyllenhaal x teen!reader: you persuade Jake to go to an amusement park
Tree House - Jake Gyllenhaal x child!reader: Jake building a tree house for you while in quarantine
Surprise - Jake Gyllenhaal x teen!reader: Jake (your father) gets surprised when he sees that you had taken home two dogs
#mcu x reader#x reader#marvel#marvel x reader#x teen#x teen!reader#jake gyllenhaal x teen#x you#mcu#captain america x reader#tom holland x reader#tom hiddleston x teen!reader#x-men#daredevil x reader#frank castle x reader#chris evans x daughter!reader#sebastian stan x teen!reader#loki x teen!reader#steve rogers x teen reader#deadpool x reader#peter parker x reader#Bucky Barnes x reader#baron zemo x daughter!reader#mcu cast x reader#benedict cumberbatch x teen!reader#venom x reader#eddie brock x teen!reader#magneto x teen!reader#logan howlett x teen#anthony mackie x teen!reader
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The Midnight Coconuts
Summary: Bucky and his girl take a trip to the grocery store. Several things are involved, including coconuts, a 25cent gum-ball machine, Avengers branded Jell-O, chocolate milk straight from the jug, and tampons.
Characters: Bucky x Reader
Words: 3k
Warnings: Some swearing. Insane levels of fluff. Dangerously adorable Bucky. One (1) random reference to Not Another Teen Movie.
A/N: Listen, I will never be over silly domestic Bucky! I originally started this story before TFATWS came out and when I imagined Sam had a niece, so just go with it. Part of me wrote this, because I needed to convince myself that I love grocery shopping (one can only eat takeaway and Trader Joe’s Orange Chicken for so long) and the other part wrote this because I firmly believe domestic routines can be the most romantic adventures out there.
When the doors to the grocery store whoosh open with a gust of stale manufactured air, Bucky skids to an abrupt and dramatic stop.
“WAIT!”
Behind him, you stumble in panic, fumbling with an armful of reusable grocery bags. Instantly you’re imagining spilled blood and stab wounds and clean ups on aisle three and god dammit, how can there be a problem? This is a grocery store at midnight on a Wednesday. Shouldn’t the forces of evil be sleeping? Why is it so impossible to get a day off work? Don’t they know you need rest? And peanut butter? And that you’re dangerously low on toilet paper?
The forces of evil are the worst.
Raising weary fists, you huff.
“What? Where is it?”
Bucky sidesteps toward a row of small red and green machines beside the entrance, falling to his knees and smushing his nose eagerly against the glass. Reaching a hand behind him, there are several impatient grabby motions, before he glances back.
“Babe, can you give me a quarter? I need a gum-ball.”
Planting a sneaker clad foot on his ass, you shove. Hard.
“Bucky, we talked about this. Remember how you agreed to lower the drama and keep things in perspective? I thought we were under attack.”
“If I don’t get a green gum-ball,” he declares dramatically, “there will be an attack.”
Throwing the cloth bags at his face, you stomp off to retrieve a shopping cart, plunking your purse in the front and hunching over the handlebars.
“I thought you said you were a millionaire now. Buy your own gum-ball.”
Bucky rolls his eyes.
“Like I carry loose change,” he scoffs. “C’mon, just one quarter. Please?”
This time, he gives you the Look. That patented Bucky Barnes stare, with the wide eyes and full pouty lips and faux innocent expression, and if this man wasn’t the love of your life you’d quite happily stab him in the heart.
Instead, you open your purse and fish out a quarter, flinging it at his frustratingly pretty face. It bounces off his forehead and he scoops it up with a grin.
“So just to clarify. You came to the grocery store covered in knives, but you forgot to bring money?”
Giving you an indulgent smile, he jams the quarter into the slot. With a twist and shake, a gum-ball rattles free, and Bucky crows with delight when he sees the green candy. He pops it in his mouth.
“I didn’t forget. I made a conscious decision to remove the temptation. If I bring cash, I’ll spend it. You know I ain’t great with that whole self control thing.”
“How encouraging to hear, from the man with knives pouring out his ass.”
Jumping to his feet, he throws an arm around your shoulders.
“Ass knives sound painful.”
“Depends on how sharp they are,” you mumble, pulling a carefully folded sheet of paper from your jacket.
“Excuse you? My knives are always perfectly sharpened, thank you very much. What kind of expert assassin runs around with dull knives? Damn baby, it’s like you don’t even know me.”
Ignoring him, you flatten out the paper and smooth the edges, sighing happily at the block letters and structured diagrams drawn in deep blue ink.
Here it is, your masterpiece. A monument to productivity. The gold standard by which all optimization models should be benchmarked. This isn’t just any list, this is The List.
Everything is grouped, first by aisle, then by product location within the aisle, and then from top to bottom shelf order, to maximize efficiency. This is the dream list. The kind that inspires jealousy. The kind people hold up at TED talks when they talk about time management techniques. Marie Kondo wishes she had this list.
Bucky snorts when he sees the carefully printed boxes.
“God, you’re such a square,” he says adoringly. He plants a sugary wet kiss on your temple and you grind an elbow into his ribs.
“We discussed this, Bucky. Don’t mock my lists.”
“Sorry babe, I ain’t mocking. Your lists are beautiful, they always get me all hot and bothered,” he agrees, dipping lower to lick behind your ear. “And I really love that list you keep with all those dirty, filthy, sex things you wanna do to me.”
“I don’t have a list like that.”
“Yeah, I know,” Bucky sighs, “and I don’t know how many more hints I can drop here.”
Reaching under his shirt, you rub his belly consolingly. “Okay then. This weekend I’ll sit down and make you a special list. One so disgusting and dirty and depraved, it would make Wade Wilson cry.”
Bucky laughs and squeezes you tighter.
“About damn time honey. I’m equally parts terrified and horny. So where’re we headed first?”
“Produce,” you answer promptly, plowing forward, Bucky still chuckling beside you.
The whole scenario was ironic, actually. There was no need to grocery shop - automatic ordering mechanisms across the Avengers tower rendered the task meaningless - but sometimes it was a welcome relief to partake in such an ordinary thing. Unable to sleep after one particularly terrible mission, you found yourself wandering the aisles of your 24-hour supermarket, dressed in pineapple adorned pajama pants and one of Bucky’s rattier sweatshirts, searching for ice cream. The unexpected symmetry of products arranged along the shelves, the rainbow hued produce, the hint of baking bread wafting from the ovens, all those everyday trappings of normality, they washed over like a soothing balm. Soon enough, the boiling bad thoughts simmered to nothing more than a cache of blurry memories.
When you got home, sleep came fast, deep and dreamless.
One month later, the idea struck again.
After 36 hours of Bucky tossing and turning, dark shadows bruising beneath weary blue eyes, you took his hand and led him down the dark street for a midnight adventure. He was skeptical, disbelieving that something so simple could chase away the insomnia. But he dutifully followed you, strolling aimlessly through the aisles, throwing odds and ends into the cart.
The tension gradually eased, he began to relax, and suddenly?
He was hooked.
An hour later, after arguing the health benefits of frosted Cheerios over oatmeal, poking each hunk of cheese in the display, and loading the cart with every single flavor of spaghetti sauce on the shelf, the heavy weight of remembering began to ease. When he collapsed into bed, he slept for eight hours straight.
I don’t know what that was, he swore the next morning, munching through his third bowl of frosted Cheerios, but it was magic.
And with that, a midnight ritual was born. Sometimes you make the trek alone, sometimes Bucky does the same, but whenever life permits you go together. This small slice of domesticity brings a warm comfort to this strange life.
There is no doubt, this is your favorite area of the entire store.
Barrels filled with tart oranges and smooth red apples. Tables piled high with bananas, some just shy of yellow, others sunshine perfect, and a few with speckles of black (which are the best). Shelves lining the walls, overflowing with bundles of herbs and lettuce, all coated in a fine layer of mist.
Bliss.
Heading straight for the apples, you plunge into the Gala pile, rummaging until you come up with ten perfect ones. Peaches follow, fingers rubbing along the delicate pinky-orange fuzz. Squeeze, smell, squeeze, smell. Five are chosen for a pie (Sam pleaded shamelessly until you agreed to make him one), and in the cart they go. Heading toward the wall of herbs, you’re reaching for the basil when a metallic bang makes you jump. Spinning around, you find Bucky lobbing coconuts into the cart.
“We need these.”
“We really don’t, Buck. I hate coconut, it tastes like suntan lotion.”
“They’re not for eating,” he grabs an apple, wipes it on his shirt, and takes a juicy bite. “They’re for security.”
Sticky juice drips from his lip, catching in his beard. When you reach over to swipe it away, he nips your finger with a grin.
“Explain please.���
“See it’s like this. We’re just here shopping, doin’ our thang -”
“Don’t say thang.”
“- when someone attacks. What happens? BAM. One of these furry beauties breaks their face. Problem solved.”
Giving him a slow perusal, you raise an eyebrow.
“Were the 47 knives you’re carrying not enough to deflect this attack?”
Finishing off the apple in three sloppy bites, he carefully tucks the price sticker in his pocket so he can scan it before leaving and sets the mangled core beside your purse.
“Babe, these are my back-up plan. A good soldier always has a back-up plan.”
While you grab a bottle of extra-pulpy orange juice, Bucky picks two jugs of chocolate milk, snaps one open and takes a swing. Ever the thrifty shopper, he pulls a familiar bag from his back pocket, fishes out a crumpled piece of newspaper, and dangles it before you.
“Found a coupon for this,” he says gleefully. “Buy one, get one free. It’s called a BOGO. A BOGO. Hilarious, right? Fuck me, I love the future.”
Still laughing, he takes another long drink of chocolate milk and smacks his lips.
It was a lazy Sunday morning when you discovered this particular habit. Walking into the living room, you found Bucky buried in a sea of Sunday newspaper, tongue between his teeth and scissors in hand while he clipped coupons. He wasn’t picky, if it was remotely interesting, it went into the YES pile. It was one of those random things that brought him inordinate levels of joy, so of course you encouraged it. On his last birthday, you gifted him with a green zippered bag decorated with angry looking owls and official looking letters stitched across the front:
Bucky’s Coupon Bag
Thriftn’ Machine Since 1917
He laughed for five straight minutes and then stuffed it full. The bag accompanies you on every trip and the sight of Bucky excitedly rifling through his wad of coupons still makes your heart swell.
Setting aside his BOGO, Bucky continues down the aisle, leaving you to pause in front of the yogurt. While you contemplate the merits of blackberry vs strawberry, Bucky slides over holding three cans of Reddi-Whip.
“Are you actually planning to eat that? I thought you said whipped air is for, and I quote, ‘spineless, tasteless trash heathens’?”
Bucky shakes the can of spray whipped cream and wiggles his eyebrows, leveling you with a sultry stare.
“Hell no I’m not eating it. This is for the bedroom. Last week I watched this god-awful movie where some blond guy - who looked exactly like Steve, by the way - made himself a whipped cream bikini for his girl. Decided I’m gonna do that for you. You’re welcome.”
“That sounds gross and unsanitary.”
“If by gross and unsanitary you mean spicy and sexy, then yes. Yes it does.”
Whistling what sounds like the theme music from a bad porn, he adds two tubs of honey swirled Greek yogurt, pats your butt, and strolls ahead, throwing a roughish wink over his shoulder. Imagining the melted whipped cream soaking into your bedsheets, you mentally add more laundry detergent to the list.
“Hang on, turn here.”
Tugging the cart behind him, Bucky stalks toward the feminine hygiene display. It takes him a minute to scan the products before squatting down to the bottom shelf. Grabbing two jumbo boxes of tampons, oddly enough the brand you prefer, he pops back to his feet.
“Dare I ask why you need these?”
A faint pink flush crawls up his neck.
“Well, you know, two reasons. They’re really great for stopping bloody noses, you know? Just poke ‘em up there and they soak it all up.”
He mimes the execution and adds a thumbs up.
“And the second reason?”
Squinting at his boots, he shuffles his feet a bit. The pink flush deepens.
“Um, you know - I know you’re out, since I stuck the last one up Steve’s nose last week, and yeah. Anyway. It’s about that time. Of the month. For you.”
Clearing his throat, he reaches for his chocolate milk, but you grab his wrist.
“You know when my period’s going to start?”
He shrugs self-consciously and fiddles with a loose thread on his shirt.
“Well yeah. You think it’s just a coincidence when all your favorite candy shows up every month?” Looking up, he shoots you a crooked smile and leans over the cart to kiss your forehead. Grabbing a fistful of his shirt, you haul him in for a real kiss instead and his startled laughter tickles your lips. When you break away, those bright blue eyes are shining.
“Thank you, Bucky,” you murmur.
“Anytime, sweetheart,” he whispers.
This is the aisle where the cart officially explodes.
Lasagna noodles.
Egg noodles.
Spaghetti noodles.
Penne.
Linguine.
Fettuccine.
Literally one of every noodle is selected, because Bucky Barnes is a self-proclaimed noodle slut.
As you organize the boxes and search for orzo, you see him furtively add an extra bag of elbow macaroni. A quiet cough hides your laughter.
The last time Sam’s four-year-old niece came to the tower, she and Bucky spent hours making glittery elbow macaroni necklaces, which they ceremoniously gifted to everyone. When Sam casually mentioned her enthusiastically telling everyone at pre-school about her friend Bucky and how much fun she had visiting him, Bucky ran to a craft store and bulk bought supplies of glue, string, paint, and glitter, just in case she comes over again.
Months later and the entire team are still finding puddles of glitter all over the tower, but the delight on Bucky’s face anytime someone mentions that arts and crafts afternoon?
It’s worth the mess.
Gathering up brown sugar, instant oats, and chocolate chips, you turn to drop them in the cart when Bucky makes a strangled noise. Glancing over, you find him bouncing on his toes, vibrating with excitement.
“Babe. Babe. Are you making monster cookies?”
Adding a can of raisins, you search for the good vanilla. The kind that actually tastes like vanilla, not a cheap car wash air freshener.
“I promised I would,” you remind him. Bucky plasters himself against your back, wrapping you in an enthusiastic hug and nuzzling his face against your neck.
“I love those fucking cookies,” he declares. “They’re my favorite thing ever. Next to you I mean.”
Finding the vanilla, you spin in his arms and return the squeeze.
“I know you do. But you have to share them this time, okay? You can’t just eat them all yourself like the last two times. Agree?”
“Agree…to disagree. They’re wasted on other people, no one else loves as much. It’s for the best when I eat them all, it’s proof how much I love you. I’m doing it for you. I’m supporting you. Because I love you.”
“You’re completely full of shit,” you reply.
“I swear I’m not! Just listen!”
The excuses grow longer and wilder as Bucky outlines his rationale against sharing, walking backward and dragging the cart with him as he pleads his case. He’s diving into the science of super soldier metabolism levels and caloric requirements and the fact that his sister never shared anything with him, when he bumps into a tall display.
He pulls up short, eyes narrowing. Plunking his fists on his hips, he growls a disgruntled sigh and glares at the rows of packaging.
“You’ve gotta be shitting me.”
Lined up in neat rows, you see boxes of Jell-O organized by color and flavor. On the cover of each are an assortment of familiar images.
“Are these Avengers themed Jell-O?” you ask, picking up a box with Sam’s image and the words Wild Berry Wilson. The rows extend further, filled with Lime Green Hulk and Blue Raspberry Rogers and Black Cherry Widow and Strawberry Lemon Stark. Exasperated, Bucky grabs the Sparkling Orange Spider flavor.
“Is this for real? The kid gets one and I didn’t? Someone in PR is getting fired.”
“Well there’re only so many flavors, Buck,” you point out practically, but Bucky’s not in the mood for logic. Instead, he swipes an entire shelf of Jell-O flavors into the cart.
“I swear to god, I have to do everything around here. Fine then. I’ll make my own flavor, Blackberry Kiwi Soldier or Winter Watermelon Rainbow, or something.” He pauses thoughtfully. “Anyway, I’ll work on the name. But I’m bringing it to dinner tomorrow night and everyone is gonna eat it.”
He dumps in a bag of mini-marshmallows and grabs sprinkles for topping, before marching down the aisle. Cringing at the volume of sugar in the cart, you make another mental note to schedule a dentist appointment.
“Go do your manly duty and find the meat. We need two 5lb rump roasts.”
“I like your rump roast,” he instantly responds and reaches over to smack your butt again. Anticipating the move, you catch his arm and twist it behind his back. He barks out a breathless laugh and you slap his ass in return.
“Your innuendos are tragic.”
Releasing him with a gentle shove, Bucky snatches up his three coconuts and ambles away, laughing while he juggles them. When he returns, he has the requested rump roasts, several packages of bacon, and a bundle of cocktail shrimp.
“If my innuendos get better, then can I touch your butt?”
“Maybe. But they better be real good.”
An added benefit to shopping at midnight? Not a soul in line.
Loading everything onto the conveyer belt, you automatically organize for bagging. Boxes together, produce together, meat together. Bucky adds a pack of batteries, a tin of mints, and some trashy magazines.
The last three items in the cart are his coconuts. They rattle around until you toss them at him, motioning back to the produce department.
“We made it out alive. Go put them back.”
Still chomping his tasteless green gum-ball, he shakes his head and plops them down.
“Nah, I have another idea for them. Got all those craft supplies at home, I’m gonna make you something.”
“Should I even ask?”
Bucky blows a huge, wet bubble and looks you up and down.
“Have you every worn one of those coconut bras? Like on TV, with the ladies in grass skirts? I’m gonna make you one. I already have string and glue. And glitter.”
“I think you may be overestimating your crafting abilities.” Digging out your credit card, you wait for the final tally.
“Well, if it’s terrible then you’ll just be naked. Either way, I win.”
Shaking out your grocery sacks, he packs everything with Tetris-like efficiency and slides all of them up the vibranium arm.
“How about I make you a deal. I’ll wear a coconut bra, if you’ll make yourself something to wear as well.”
Bucky blows another sugary bubble, pondering the idea.
“Like a coconut man thong?”
“Exactly like a coconut man thong.”
“Deal. Add it to that special dirty list you’re making me honey. We got loads to do.”
Outside, the night air smells sweet and cool, the barest hint of a spring rain and fresh grass lingering on the breeze. Already, your eyes are feeling heavy, tonight’s quiet adventure ushering in that sought after peace.
In your right hand, the three coconuts swing gently in their plastic sack. Humming under his breath, Bucky yawns, reaching for your other hand. His warm, calloused palm squeezes tight, his thumb stroking lightly over your skin.
He turns to you with a sleepy, lopsided smile.
Midnight and coconuts.
It always does the trick.
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A Year Free (Deadpool X Teen!Reader) *PLATONIC
Characters: Deadpool X Teen!Reader, Avengers X Teen!Reader
Universe: Marvel, Xmen/Avengers
Warnings: Mention of threats and violence
Request: Deadpool (kinda) x Teen reader part 1 Reader is in a teen version of the icebox because they got caught stealing with their powers (orphaned). The reader is a magician because of the bracelet that is embedded deep in the r (skin) wrists. The reader decides to finally escape the center by starting a prison riot/escape. The reader then escapes they change their clothes and then hop a train going to Tennessee. The reader gets a job on a farm Thank you Part 2 teen orphaned reader Years later the reader is living a normal life in Tennessee not trying to use their powers. However, the Avengers is trying to take the r powers away because the r is wanted by shield and is considered dangerous. So all the Avengers decide to come on the farm the r is working on, undercover (disguise) to each "buy a horse." However, their plan fails and all of them gets into a fight with the r. The r loses but they join the Avengers with their powers
You’d been in the Icebox for a while when Wade and Russel ended up in there. Wade had spotted you pretty quickly, isolated and shut off from the others, and surprisingly the others seemed to leave you alone. Wade had jokingly told Russel to go make friends, and an hour later the kid was dragging you along to sit with both of them.
Wade managed to get you to open up a bit to him. He learnt your name, and that you’d been put in here because you stole. Why did you steal? Because you were homeless since your parents had died and no other family would take you in because you were a mutant. He’d asked what your mutation was, and you simply replied with “Magic.” He also learnt through over hearing other inmates that you were supposed to be in the ‘teen ward’, but you were deemed too dangerous to be around the younger inmates, even without your powers. However, Wade could tell you didn’t want to hurt anyone, and you wanted to just leave and live a quiet life, and while he was thinking about how he was going to get out, he kept it in mind that he’d find a way to get you out as well. Turns out though, that wasn’t needed; just a week later, you seemed to have vanished, and it wasn’t long till the alarm sounded to say you’d escaped, and other inmates claimed they didn’t talk to you so didn’t know your plan or anything to escape, only for them to threaten Wade and Russel to not utter a word, which they didn’t have to be told twice. Wade just hoped you wouldn’t be found.
And you weren’t.
It had been a year since your escape, and while you still looked over your shoulder at every sound, you had started to let your guard down. After you escaped you managed to steal some clothes and some money and took a train out of state- to Tennessee. When you got there you started looking for a way to support yourself, knowing that crime would just get you in more trouble. Luckily you found a sign when walking around a small town saying a local farm was looking for work, and you pursued it and got lucky. You played the story about you being an orphan, and yes, you had stolen in the past but you did it to survive and you wanted to have a normal life, and they took sympathy and put you to work, and even offered to let you sleep in the barn until you could get on your feet and find your own place nearby. You hadn’t reached that yet, but you didn’t mind. You were grateful to be around people who didn’t treat you as lesser than and the fact that you could go wherever, and do whatever. You were free, and you refused to risk it. Since your arrival to the state, you hadn’t used your powers at all. You refused to risk it, and because of your caution, and after a year had passed, you were sure that everything had calmed down and that you were good.
The owner of the farm had told you that some potential buyers were coming over to look at the horses, and had asked you to tend to the horses and bring them out for them. You agreed without a second thought, and got to work to make sure they were all presentable.
Soon you were called over to bring out one of the horses, and you grabbed the horses reigns and started pulling her alone to meet with the buyers. You focussed on the horses to make sure they were comfortable, only looking forward when you heard one of them clear their throat, and upon looking up, you immediately froze. The walls rose, and you went into survival mode.
The Avengers stood in front of you. You weren’t sure if all of them were there, but a lot of them were there- notably Black Widow, Captain America, Hawkeye and Iron Man. You only recognized them because they were in front. “Don’t do something drastic, Y/N.” Steve told you. Your hands remained firmly beside your side as you let go of the reigns of the horse. You could see their eyes were glancing down at your fists, seeing the magic dance around them. “Can we take this outside?”
You stiffly turned, walking through the barn to the exit, hearing them behind you. When you got outside, you kept walking. You heard one of them call after you, but you kept walking, almost marching in a trance. They’d ruined everything. You were normal. For a full year you were free, you’d been good, you hadn’t hurt anyone, and they came and ruined it for you. You were furious. “Y/N, stop!” You heard the power up of a weapon, presumably one of Tony’s, and you finally halted, though part of you considered just continuing to walk.
“I’m not going back.” You announced, before turning back to them. “Do you have any idea how mutants get treated in the Ice box? The paranoia? Not knowing if you’re gonna get attacked by other mutants or by the guards for merely existing? I’ve spent an entire year trying to let my guard down, to not look over my shoulder, to try and move on. I was this close, and you’ve ruined it!” You yelled at them.
“Y/N, you need to calm down.” Steve tried to calm you.
“Shut up! Leave me alone! You’ve ruined everything! I had a job! I was saving up to buy my own home! I haven’t committed any crime or even used my powers since I escaped! Why did you have to ruin my life! I just want to be normal!” You screamed at them, not even noticing your powers were taking over. The sky around the farm darkened, thunder being heard, the wind picking up violently. In that moment, the team immediately felt underprepared. They only had a rough idea of what your powers were, and that was magic. They had no idea how powerful you were, and what you were capable of, especially in a moment where you clearly weren’t in control.
“Y/N, you have to listen to us!” Natasha yelled over the rushing wind at you, but you merely covered your eyes and shut your eyes, blocking them out as the ground began to rumble, and they could faintly hear the sound of the animals on the farm start to cry and kick up a fuss. Clint decided then that this was enough and action needed to be taken and he lifted his bow and aimed as best as he could. The arrow’s end was a shocker, having no intention of killing you, but this needed to end. However, before he could attempt the shot in the chaotic weather, someone ran past him, bashing into him.
You felt the impact of someone colliding with you, but then wrapping their arms around you and swinging you around to stop you from toppling over. Your eyes shot open, terrified to see who it was, and you unclasped your ears. “It’s okay. It’s me. Remember me?” A familiar voice asked you, and you looked up to be greeted by a mask. A red and black one. He pulled back the mask to present a heavily scarred face, but a face you knew and trusted somewhat. “Yeah it’s me. It’s okay.” He smiled down at you, though he was still trying to catch his breath. You relaxed, and hugged him back tightly. Wade sighed with relief as he felt the wind begin to calm, and the rumbling of the ground ceased.
“I don’t wanna go back. Please don’t let them take me back.” You begged to him, holding onto him with a death grip.
“They’re not going to, I promise. They’re here to help.” He promised, looking over at the team, who were waiting patiently. “They’ve dismantled the Ice box. They’re here to hire you. I would have hired you first but they placed dibs.” Wade assured. “I told you that just showing up and not immediately telling them why you’re here would end badly. I swear…” He called at the others, though you could sense a bit of humour in his voice, like he was mockingly telling them off.
“Hire me? They want me to be an Avenger?” You asked him, looking up.
“Yeah, they’ve made it a habit to collect you magicians like you’re pokemon cards. I think it’s a bit greedy, all we have is Gambit and all he does is throw playing cards…” He rambled for a moment, distracting you as he pulled away, putting a hand behind your back and starting to walk you towards the team. “But they’re nice and they’ve already promised you’ll get a big check and a place to stay… how does that sound? And if you ever fall out with them then at least you know you’ve got a spot on my team whenever you want.” He assured.
“Okay, stop trying to bribe them… But really, we’ve cleared you of all charges, you’re no longer wanted and you don’t have to run, and we want you to be an avenger.” Tony told you.
“And I’ll get my own place?”
“Rent’s been paid in advance for several months, and by then you should be making enough with us to pay the bills yourself. Furniture’s been put in as well. If you accept, you’ll start tomorrow.”
“...Okay.”
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Platonic & Romantic Headcanons:
Abe (Oddworld).
Aku (Samurai Jack).
Alameda Slim (Home on the Range).
Andrew Neiman (Whiplash).
Astrid (HTTYD).
Baloo and Bagheera (The Jungle Book 1967).
Barbie and Ken (2023) share the reader who's a human that never played with Barbies but got wrapped up by the two doll's business and is just stuck with them.
Bart Simpson.
Beagle Boys (DuckTales 1987).
Belloc (Firebreather).
Benson (Regular Show) with a reader who's a SUPER hard worker and works themselves to the bone without any regard for their well-being.
Berkeley Beetle (Thumbelina).
Blue, Charlie, Delta and Echo (Jurassic World).
Bo Peep (Toy Story).
Brooklyn (Gargoyles).
Bunnymund (Rise of the Guardians).
Buzz Lightyear, Sheriff Woody and Jessie share a reader.
Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus).
Candy Caramella, Etno Polino, Bud Budiovitch and Gorgious Klatoo (Space Goofs).
Casey Jones (TMNT 2012).
Charlie (Hazbin Hotel).
Chickenhare (Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness).
Chiro (Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!).
Chris McLean with a darling who is either one of his interns or a contestant on the show (Total Drama).
Claudia Wolf (Silent Hill 3).
Crane (Kung Fu Panda).
Damien LaVey and Vera Oberlin share a reader (Monster Prom).
Danger Mouse.
Danny Phantom.
Darcy (Pride and Prejudice).
David Kawena (Lilo & Stitch).
Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs).
Deadpool | Wade Wilson.
Death (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish).
Demencia (Villainous).
Douxie (Trollhunters).
Dr Flug (Villainous).
Duncan (Total Drama Island).
E-123 Omega (Sonic the Hedgehog).
Edge (Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope).
Edward Nygma (Gotham).
Eli Shane (SlugTerra).
Eltingville Club.
Finn (Adventure Time).
Five Hargreeves.
Flintheart Glomgold.
Frank Grimes (The Simpsons).
Fred Jones, Velma Dinkley, Daphne Blake, Shaggy Rogers and Scooby-Doo share a reader (Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated).
Frieza (Dragon Ball Z/Super).
Fritz the Cat.
Gabe Lewis (The Office).
Garbage (Dogs In Space).
Gary Goodspeed (Final Space).
Gengar (Pokémon).
Ghidorah.
Godzilla and Ghidorah share a reader.
Godzilla.
Good Cop | Bad Cop (The LEGO Movie).
Gordon, Waffle and Mr Blik (Catscratch).
Griffith (Berserk).
Gru (Despicable Me).
Gumball Watterson.
Hades (Hercules 1997).
Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2).
Hefty Smurf.
Hiccup Haddock III (How to Train Your Dragon).
Hitchhiking Ghosts (The Haunted Mansion).
Hooty (The Owl House).
Hopper (A Bug's Life).
Horned King (The Black Cauldron).
Ice Bear (We Bare Bears).
Indominus Rex (Jurassic World).
Indoraptor and Indominus Rex share a reader.
Indoraptor.
Invader Zim.
Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians).
Jack Horner (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish).
Jack Sparrow.
Jason Grace, Frank Zhang, Piper McLean, Leo Valdez, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase and Hazel Levesque as a group whilst on the Argo II.
Jeff the Killer x crime reporter (Creepypasta).
Jenner (The Secret of NIMH).
Jessica Rabbit.
Jimmy Crystal and Porsha Crystal (Sing 2).
Jinx (Teen Titans 2003).
Julia or Slappy Squirrel (Animaniacs).
Kai (Kung Fu Panda 3).
Kai, Lloyd, Zane, Jay, Cole, Nya (Ninjago).
Karai (TMNT 2012).
Katz (Courage the Cowardly Dog).
Killian or Lance Sterling (Spies in Disguise).
King Sombra.
Kovu and Kiara (The Lion King II: Simba's Pride).
Krusty the Clown.
LEGO Batman.
Legoshi (Beastars).
Leonardo (TMNT 2012).
Lightning McQueen.
Lin Chung (Hero: 108).
Lord Garmadon.
Lucifer Morningstar with a human reader who hunts demons from hell (DC).
Luz Noceda (The Owl House).
MUTOs (Godzilla 2014).
Manny, Sid and Diego share a reader (Ice Age).
Marco Pagot | Porco Rosso.
Marinette Dupain-Cheng (Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir).
Megavolt (Darkwing Duck 1991).
Mickey and Minnie Mouse.
Miles Prower.
Mordecai (Regular Show).
Mosasaurus.
Mr Crocker (The Fairly OddParents).
Mr Wolf (The Bad Guys).
NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear of Star Command).
Naughty Bear.
Neo Cortex.
OMGKawaiiAngel aka Ame-Chan (Needy Streamer Overload).
Once-ler (The Lorax 2012).
Papa Smurf.
Patrick Hockstetter (Stephen King's It).
Peppermint Larry (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack).
Perry the Platypus.
Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher.
Po (Kung Fu Panda).
Poly! Kion & Rani. For platonic, the reader is a young cub (The Lion Guard).
Popee the Performer.
Psychic Seven team-up with a reader whose love language is acts of service (Psychonauts).
Ratchet (Ratchet & Clank).
Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective).
Raven (Teen Titans 2003).
Raymond with a masculine reader (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes).
Reagan Ridley and Brett Hand share a reader (Inside Job).
Regina George (Mean Girls).
Ren and Stimpy share a reader.
Ren Höek.
Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty).
Robin (Teen Titans 2003).
Robin and Starfire share a reader (Teen Titans 2003).
Robot Jones (Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?).
Rodney Copperbottom.
Rorschach (Watchmen).
Rose DeWitt Bukater (Titanic 1997).
Salad Fingers.
Sans (Undertale).
Scorpios Rex (Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous).
Scrooge McDuck.
Scroop (Treasure Planet).
Sebastian J. Cricket (Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio).
Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog, Silver the Hedgehog and Amy Rose share a reader.
Sharko (Zig & Sharko).
Sherlock Gnomes.
Simon Petrikov and Winter King (Adventure Time).
Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel).
Skipper, Rico, Private, Kowalski.
Snotlout (HTTYD).
Spider Queen and Lady Bone Demon (LEGO Monkie Kid).
Spinosaurus.
Squidward Tentacles.
Stan Smith (American Dad!).
Steven Universe.
Stranger (Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath).
Surge and Kitsunami (Sonic the Hedgehog: Imposter Syndrome).
T.W. Barker (Sonic Boom).
The Joker (Merry Little Batman).
Thorin II Oakenshield.
Tirek in his Minotaur form (My Little Pony: Rescue from Midnight Castle).
Todd Tolansky | Toad with a mutant reader (X-Men: Evolution).
Toothless (HTTYD).
Totoro (My Neighbor Totoro).
Turanga Leela.
Tyrannosaurus Rex.
V.IV Rusty (Armored Core VI).
Vance Hopper (The Black Phone).
Velociraptors (Jurassic Park).
Verosika (Helluva Boss).
Vigo (The After Dark).
Vinny Luco, Jimmy Falcone, Louie Luco (Azerrz's The Mob Boss | The Wise Guys).
Vito Scaletta and Joe Barbaro (Mafia II).
Wallace Wells (Scott Pilgrim).
Wally Darling (Welcome Home).
Walter White (Breaking Bad).
Warner Siblings react to a storyboarder reader working for other studios or projects. As in, the reader moves on from Warner Brothers and goes to work for a different company like Disney (Animaniacs).
Zoe (Monster Prom).
Platonic-Only Headcanons:
Angel Dust and Husk (Hazbin Hotel).
Anyone in The Amazing Digital Circus, with a trans reader who realizes they feel more comfortable in their new body than they did in their real one.
Apollo Cabin with a sunshine reader who is a child of Apollo, sometimes naive, and sweet to everyone (Percy Jackson).
Austin Powers.
Beetlejuice with an emo and/or goth reader.
Captain Qwark and his team (Ratchet & Clank 2016).
Cerebella (Skullgirls).
Cesare (Bigtop Burger).
Cul-de-Sac kids (Ed, Edd n Eddy).
Dib and Gaz Membrane with a sibling who is almost the opposite of them and is extremely kind to people.
Dr Drakken and Shego as a team (Kim Possible).
Eddie Brock (The Spectacular Spider-Man).
Entrapta (She-Ra).
Fang (Primal).
Glamrocks with an Animatronic! Reader, and they just found out that their friend has been scrapped (FNaF: Security Breach).
Grim, Billy and Mandy share a reader (The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy).
Hargreeves family with a powered!reader.
Ink Sans (Underverse).
Jessica Rabbit.
Mane Six shares a reader (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic).
Marvin the Martian is a father figure.
Mei-Mei and her friend group, Priya, Abby and Miriam, share a reader (Turning Red).
Mime Bomb, where the reader is just a civilian.
President Snow (The Hunger Games).
Reagan Ridley takes care of a kid reader.
Senator Armstrong (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance).
Steve with a reader who is a frequent customer (Bigtop Burger).
Tim and Moby (BrainPOP).
Twitch and Thrash (Transformers: EarthSpark).
Romantic-Only Headcanons:
Applejack (MLP: FIM).
Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin').
Doctor Ivo Robotnik (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog).
Doctor Eggman (Sonic X).
Foghorn Leghorn.
Frank (Spooky Month).
Frank Fontaine (Bioshock).
Gideon Graves.
Goofball (Brain Dump).
Gregory Mama with a new guest to Gregory House (Gregory Horror Show).
Henchman 21 with a female reader (The Venture Bros).
Hydros (Hercules 1997).
Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown).
Jailbot (Superjail!).
Jenny Wakeman | XJ-9.
John Constantine (DC).
John Silver (Treasure Planet).
Jonathan Crane | Scarecrow (Batman Begins).
Kyubey (Puella Magi Madoka Magica).
Lalo Salamanca (Better Call Saul).
Lila with a neighbour reader (Spooky Month).
Man Ray (SpongeBob SquarePants).
Metal Sonic.
Mojo Jojo.
N and Thad (Murder Drones).
Nome King (Return to Oz).
Polytheus (Mia and Me).
Princess Luna (MLP: FIM).
Raggedy Andy (The Adventures of Raggedy Ann and Andy).
Ron Staedtler (Inside Job).
Sheldon Lee (My Life as a Teenage Robot).
Turbo from Wreck-It Ralph, where the reader is either a player or a character living in the arcade.
Victoria Everglot (Corpse Bride).
Scenarios:
Adam x Reader x Jonah (The Mandela Catalogue).
Addams Family adopts the reader. The reader isn't necessarily as peculiar as them, but they do feel different from others so the Addams Family is convinced they're meant to be with them!
Aegon II Targaryen with a Stark reader who is similar to Bran Stark (House of the Dragon).
Angel Dust with MC who is the most gullible and innocent person ever, talking to people like Alastor and Husk (Hazbin Hotel).
Arktos (Tabaluga).
Bad Guys where the reader is trying to avoid both the titular Bad Guys and the cops after being framed as an accomplice.
Barbie and Ken (Barbie 2023).
Benson from Regular Show, where the reader is a worker at the park who tells him they're quitting because of his anger issues.
Bill (Beastars) struggles and blames the herbivore reader because he is obsessed with them.
Chelsea x GN human reader who’s studying marine biology. The reader is not affected by Chelsea’s charm like everyone else is, and they much prefer to be around Ruby Gillman instead (Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken).
“Commoner” Reader eventually gains the attention of Pacifica and her parents because they manage to win all the competitions they enter into. Using less than legal methods, both Pacifica and her parents plan to make sure the reader keeps winning. Under the Northwest last name. Each and every time the reader is invited over, it gets strangely more difficult to leave the mansion (Gravity Falls).
Count D (Pet Shop of Horrors).
Dethklok finds out that the reader already has a partner (Metalocalypse).
Dr Cockroach where the reader was his old lab mate before his experiment, and they left him alone on the night he became a human with a cockroach head. Years later, the monsters save the world and he recognises them in the crowd.
Drift (MTMTE) becomes attached to the reader in short order when they refuse to judge him for his past and generally treat him kindly. As his feelings darken, he tries to respect their choice to spend time with others, but his possessiveness inevitably spirals out of control, and people with whom the reader is close begin to disappear.
Eldritch! Reader with Villainous characters.
Emperor of Mankind (Warhammer 40k).
Emperor Zurg where Reader, who works for Zurg (2000’s cartoon version) as Darkmatter does, is trying to avoid Zurg the whole time they are doing their job.
Flippy is with his crush, but when he takes his eyes off them, they wander away and get mugged by Lifty and Shifty. When Flippy discovers this, Fliqpy comes out and destroys the thieves.
Goofball with a reader who is affectionate and doting towards him (Brain Dump).
HIM (The Powerpuff Girls).
Hoopa with a middle-aged, no-nonsense reader who owns a popular bakery and runs it with their Pokémon.
Hypno-Potamus (Rise! TMNT).
Invader Zim grapples with his feelings for a kind and doting reader.
Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad).
Jimmy's obsession happens upon the information that Jimmy fabricated evidence to get rid of someone who, in his eyes, "was in the way" of his and your love. The reader confronts Jimmy about this (Better Call Saul).
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.
Kai and Cole (separate) become more obsessive toward the reader and realise their romantic feelings for them after almost losing them during a mission (Ninjago).
Kinito (KinitoPET).
Kratos (God of War).
Lightning McQueen and the reader race for the Piston Cup. In the last lap, the reader rides among the champions for the first time. While McQueen is in 1st place, the reader rides behind. Someone injures them or they lose control, but he finds out about it after the victory.
Lion King hyenas where the reader is sweet and kind to everybody, which causes adoration of them from the hyenas.
Mebh Óg MacTíre with an introverted Wolfwalker reader. The reader lives in a small cottage where they grow their food near town and much prefer living away from others and hunting alone, but they sometimes go into town to buy supplies. Robyn was the one who introduced them to Mebh, but Mebh, not liking the idea of that, keeps trying to get the reader to join her pack due to wolves being strong pack animals.
Megatron is infatuated with the reader, a friend of Isaac Sumdac’s who works as his assistant at Sumdac Systems, and unlike the professor, they are intensely wary of him (Transformers: Animated).
Mortimer Handee with a puppet reader where he confesses his feelings for them over tea, and they have no choice but to accept for fear of dying if they refuse.
Panchito and José lie to the reader as they did to Donald in "The Town Where Everyone Was Nice!" When the reader finds out about the lies, the two drop the kindness and just work together to keep the reader with them (DuckTales 2017).
PaRappa.
Professor Pericles with the mystery gang's peer who is always hanging out with them.
Raz is super protective of an older sibling reader. He and the reader were close before he left the circus, but once his family comes to visit him, he notices that the reader is occupied elsewhere.
Reader can’t get a damn free day out of their schedule to see their friends because all of their time is monopolized (pun absolutely intended) by their overbearing business partner, Pennybags. Strangely enough, a surprise amount of readers’ friends are being sentenced for crimes reader is sure their pals didn’t commit… (Monopoly).
Reader (kinda picture them as The Narrator from Fight Club; the whole vibe/personality) who works at Waystar (Season 3-ish; maybe in the media branch as an editor or in PR as an assistant) who catches the (not asked for) attention of Roman, Greg and Kendall (in that order); Reader is a dead-inside, overworked employee who's surrounded by stinking rich people (and Greg) who they despise with every bone in their body, but they HAVE to work there because their dad got them the job and have to somehow navigate being courted by Roman, Greg AND Kendall (who tries to lure them away) next to all the drama (Succession).
Reagan Ridley (Inside Job).
Ren Höek goes on a never-ending spree of manipulating the reader.
Ripto from Spyro 2: Ripto’s Rage. Specifically the re-ignited Ripto. He successfully takes over Avalar and tries to convince the reader that they’ll fall madly in love with him since he’s already madly in love with them and to rule by his side. The reader rejects him at first, but then he kidnaps them and forces them to marry him.
Rivalry between Samaritan and the Machine (Person of Interest).
Robinson Family with a new kid reader in town (Meet the Robinsons).
Rottmnt brothers with 2012 TMNT Reader who gets badly hurt from entering their world, and the turtles find them, take care of them, and want them to be their older sister because the reader is amazing towards them and completes their family.
Sammy Lawrence with an intern reader at the studio before he gets turned into an ink creature.
Scrooge McDuck and Flintheart Glomgold track down an orphan teenage reader who ran away after hearing about how these billionaires wanted to adopt them. The reader managed to escape them initially because those two were too busy fighting each other.
Spear (Primal).
Spinel struggles to remain calm after becoming convinced that the reader is going to leave her (Steven Universe).
Steve Raglan | William Afton with an accomplice of sorts (Five Nights at Freddy's 2023).
Sulley uses the scare doors to stalk a human and later kidnaps them (Monsters, Inc.).
Sun Wukong (Monkie Kid) with a reader around or a bit younger than MK's age. They're Macaque's successor, and Wukong has grown quite attached to them.
Sun Wukong is defensive over the reader against people that he suspects of having malicious intent, who may or may not be demons.
The Big Bad Wolf finds the reader, who struggles with suicidal ideation, walking alone in the forest during the night and takes them in and cares for them. The Three Little Wolves immediately get attached to the reader, seeing them as a second mom/pop/parent. The reader is convinced to stay, that they'll be happier with the wolves and be a family together (Disney's Silly Symphony).
The hundred-acre wood residents (Winnie, Piglet, Rabbit, Eeyore) welcome a new resident to the woods, and they begin to develop feelings.
The reader is a new scarer at Monsters University and catches the attention of both Oozma Kappa and Roar Omega Roar.
Tom Lucitor takes the reader to the Blood Moon Ball.
Watterson family where the reader is Gumball and Darwin's younger best friend.
Younger Toffee, the Toffee you see in "Meteora's Lesson", discovers Earth for the first time and becomes obsessed with a human because they come from a magicless world (SvtFoE).
Zach and Chris force themselves into the reader's home, inviting themselves over and making themselves welcome, wildly overstepping boundaries (Hellbenders).
Love Letters:
Jack Sparrow.
Magnus Hammersmith (Metalocalypse). Context: maybe the two initially meet at a concert with them part of the stage crew setting up equipment and then kept bumping into each other at other venues; set after he got kicked out, with mentions of his obsession having an unspecified illness (chronic pain & fatigue).
Marvin the Martian or Bugs Bunny.
No Specified Format:
6 (Shane Acker's 9).
Abijah Fowler (Blue Eye Samurai).
Alastor with a teenage reader (Hazbin Hotel).
All the Barbies and Kens unite in a town-wide alliance to stop the reader from leaving Barbie Land (Barbie 2023).
Amon (The Legend of Korra).
Amy Dunne and Nick Dunne with a kid (Gone Girl).
Animaniacs randomly adopt the reader, who is okay with it.
Ash Williams, Brock Samson, Sam and Max, GLaDOS and Claptrap as a group obsessing over one person (Poker Night 2).
Aziraphale and Crowley adopt a Nephilim reader.
Aziraphale and Crowley found family dynamic towards a teen reader with very neglectful parents, so the reader spends their time a lot in Aziraphale's bookstore (Good Omens).
Bad Ronald.
Batman (The Batman 2004).
Beep the Meep.
Benny the 1980-Something Space Guy with a space nerd s/o.
Bill Cipher with a reader who likes to collect bones and teeth.
Billy Lenz (Black Christmas 1974).
BoJack Horseman is a father figure.
Bowser (Mario).
Breakfast Princess invites the other princesses from the Princess Kingdoms, and the reader is there with Breakfast Princess. While Breakfast Princess is praising the reader, the other princesses start to fall for the reader and get jealous (Adventure Time).
Bugs Bunny and/or Daffy Duck react to the reader declining their offer to hang out or go on a date.
Captain Rex (Star Wars: The Clone Wars).
Commander Peepers falls for a citizen on a planet he invades (Wander Over Yonder).
Count Vronsky (Anna Karenina 2012).
Crawler Splicer (Bioshock 2).
Crypt-Keeper (Tales from the Crypt-Keeper).
Cyborg (Teen Titans 2003).
Darkwing Duck dates the reader, who is also pursued by Gizmoduck and Negaduck (Darkwing Duck 1990).
Daryl Dixon x gn! priest! reader around season 2/3. The priest might exhibit a very tranquil outlook on life and overall a peaceful and welcoming demeanour. They could not bear even the thought of hurting another living being, not even the living dead. To some, they would come across as soft, pliant, fearful and overall a burden (The Walking Dead).
Daryl Dixon, Rick Grimes and Michonne Hawthorne team-up.
Davros and the Daleks (Doctor Who).
Demon kings (Mephisto, Lucifer, Amaimon, Azazel, Iblis, Egyn, Astaroth and Beelzebub) older sibling dynamic together with a human reader, perhaps an exwire (Blue Exorcist). The demon kings accepted the human reader as a younger sibling and fully believe that they are despite no connection. The reader loathes demons with a passion.
Donatello (TMNT 2012).
Drawn Together.
Dr Strangeglove (Moshi Monsters).
Ed, Edd n Eddy.
Ed with the reader trying to escape, or platonic hcs of the whole crew (Dogs in Space).
Edward Platypus with a Camp Kidney scout who rooms with them (Camp Lazlo).
Emerald with a reader who is Blue Diamond's Emerald (Steven Universe).
Fat Tony x reader who's one of his gang members/employees (The Simpsons).
Fleegle, Drooper and Bingo with a child reader (The Banana Splits Movie).
Flintheart Glomgold, Scrooge McDuck and John D. Rockerduck fight over the reader.
Flippy with a veteran reader who served in a different war. The reader meets Fliqpy, but he sees them as a comrade and thus starts to grow attached to them (Happy Tree Friends).
Fred Jones, Velma Dinkley, Daphne Blake, Shaggy Rogers and Scooby-Doo with an early teen reader who is around 13 years old (Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated).
Garfield the Cat.
Genie (Aladdin).
Greg Heffley.
Hatzgang (Spooky Month).
Herobrine.
Intruder (The Mandela Catalogue).
Jackson Storm (Cars 3).
Jay (Ninjago).
Kevin (Spooky Month).
Killer Sans.
King Spade with a Darkner reader who is Lancer's parental figure (Deltarune).
Kira (Dogs in Space).
Kovu and Kiara with a lion reader who is Kiara's guard ever since the reader and Kiara hit adulthood (The Lion King II: Simba's Pride).
Kurt Kunkle (Spree).
Lapis Lazuli x fem reader, who has a mental breakdown and panic attack in front of Lapis (Steven Universe).
Lightning McQueen is separated from his S/O due to the events of the first movie, so his S/O takes the opportunity to escape.
Lil Bulb (DuckTales 2017).
Lin Chung with a s/o who is extremely shy and mainly sticks to Mystique Sonia (Hero: 108).
Lloyd, Nya, Cole, Jay, Kai, Zane and Morro with a kid reader (Ninjago).
Lou (UglyDolls).
Luffy's Crew (Live-Action One Piece).
Luke Castellan with a reader who is a child of Aphrodite (Percy Jackson).
Lutador (Vivo).
Maka Albarn and Soul Evans with a weapon reader (Soul Eater).
Marvin the Martian believes that the reader is the protector of Earth (because they served in the military or something along those lines) and of course, wanting to take over Earth, would want to defeat them. He doesn't know that this turned out to be an obsession. He never stops thinking about the reader and spies and seems to be in the reader's everyday life because of it. Marvin convinced himself long ago that he is doing that just to defeat the reader. Yet, whenever he sees someone pose a threat to or anger the reader, he becomes protective because he is the one who will rule Earth and the one who will defeat them, not some puny earthling!
Master Jack (The Toy Shop 1996).
Megatron with a S/O with ADHD, Autism and DID.
Member of Steve Smith's friend group during the witches of Langley episode (American Dad).
Michelangelo (TMNT 2007).
Minions with a reader who is so reckless they are the No. 1 villain on accident, but in truth, they are a genuine person that is just way too sweet.
Morro (Ninjago).
Mr and Mrs Fox with a houseguest (Fantastic Mr Fox).
Mr Krabs and Sheldon J. Plankton rivalry.
Ned Flanders (The Simpsons).
Nightmare Sans.
Otto Mann (The Simpsons).
Papi Boulevardez (The Proud Family).
Pitch Black (Rise of the Guardians).
Prismo (Adventure Time).
Professor Venomous with a reader who’s a civilian that acts as a parental figure to Fink (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes).
Puss in Boots.
Ratchet (Ratchet & Clank) who gets possessive over the reader after he gets jealous of other people trying to get near them (he/him pronouns for the reader).
Rattlesnake Jake (Rango).
Rhys Strongfork (Tales From the Borderlands | Borderlands 3).
Rin Okumura (Blue Exorcist).
Rottmnt boys were on patrol, and they decided to check on Y/N. They look through the window to see Y/N hugging a plush version of the brothers and kissing the plush. "I love you... ugh why can't I just say it straight to his face?!" said Y/N.
Seymour Skinner (The Simpsons).
Spear and Fang with a feisty neanderthal who doesn't seem to notice how small they are and tries to fight the two (Primal).
Spider-Man 2099 | Miguel O'Hara with a reader who's an accidental spidey (like they were not supposed to be a Spider-Man, to begin with) and has a living MJ who they love back home.
Splatter Phoenix, where the reader is a rival artist.
Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls).
Sun Wukong, where a shy and kind reader joins the group as a healer (Monkey King Reborn).
Team Avatar (Avatar: The Last Airbender).
Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who).
The Spot (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse).
The kids in New Holland and a new kid, preferably with quite a bit of Nassor and Victor (Frankenweenie).
Tributes of the first or second movie fight to prove they can take care of the tribute reader best, and whoever wins gets the reader (The Hunger Games).
Turbo (Wreck-It Ralph).
Victor Van Dort (Corpse Bride).
Viktor Humphries (Slime Rancher).
Wes with an extremely paranoid reader who loves and gets extremely calmer with his balloons. They just feel at peace seeing all of those colorful little shapes around them (Don't Starve).
Wilson and the reader come into The Constant at the same time, work together to get out, and the reader ends up making it to Maxwell first. After working together so much, Wilson is willing to try anything so they'll be freed (Don't Starve).
Wolf! Reader is best friends with the Penguins of Madagascar and follows them everywhere in the events of the movie, but now they caught Dave’s eye so they have to stop him from kidnapping and following her and destroying all penguins.
Wood Scouts minus Jermy with a reader who's not supposed to be a scout and is the opposite of what the tough, outdoorsy boys should be (Camp Camp).
Zane (Ninjago).
Zohakuten (Kimetsu no Yaiba).
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Welcome to the 2020 AO3 Ship Stats Top 100!
This list shows the 100 pairing tags with the most fanfics posted on Archive Of Our Own as of August 2 2020. There are 68 M/M pairings, 19 F/M, 3 F/F, 7 Gen and 3 Other. (Please note that on AO3, ‘Name & Name’ indicates platonic or familial ‘Gen’ relationships, while ‘Name/Name’ is used for romantic and sexual pairings.)
Of the 200 names on the list, 26 belong to women and 3 to characters of indeterminate gender, compared to 25 and 4 respectively in the 2019 list. There are 52 POC and 7 racially ambiguous characters, compared with 46 and 8 last year.
For more information on this project, please see the FAQ post. You might also want to check out the Top 100 pairings of 2020 or the Top 100 Femslash Pairings. This stats series is also available on AO3.
A text-only version of the list is below the cut.
Rank Change Pairing Fandom Works Type Race
1 0 Castiel/Dean Winchester Supernatural 84563 M/M White
2 0 Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Sherlock (TV) 61544 M/M White
3 0 Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Teen Wolf (TV) 59286 M/M White
4 0 James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers Captain America (Movies) 49659 M/M White
5 0 Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 40312 M/M White
6 1 Steve Rogers/Tony Stark The Avengers (Marvel Movies) 36264 M/M White
7 -1 Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson One Direction (Band) 33126 M/M White
8 0 Keith/Lance (Voltron) Voltron: Legendary Defender 30317 M/M Amb/POC
9 50 Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Good Omens (TV) 28208 M/M White
10 -1 Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester Supernatural 27696 M/M White
11 0 Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood Shadowhunters (TV) 24787 M/M Whi/POC
12 -2 Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) 24333 M/M Whi/POC
13 0 Jeon Jungkook/Kim Taehyung | V Bangtan Boys | BTS 23339 M/M POC
14 15 Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren Star Wars Sequel Trilogy 21306 F/M White
15 -1 Min Yoongi | Suga/Park Jimin Bangtan Boys | BTS 19851 M/M POC
16 4 Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug Miraculous Ladybug 19631 F/M Whi/POC
17 -5 Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin) Merlin (TV) 18688 M/M White
18 7 Jeon Jungkook/Park Jimin Bangtan Boys | BTS 17867 M/M POC
19 0 Sirius Black/Remus Lupin Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 17686 M/M White
20 -5 Sherlock Holmes & John Watson Sherlock (TV) 17417 Gen White
21 0 Pepper Potts/Tony Stark Marvel Cinematic Universe 17384 F/M White
22 18 Peter Parker & Tony Stark Marvel Cinematic Universe 17366 Gen White
23 -7 Dan Howell/Phil Lester Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF) 17316 M/M White
24 -6 Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter Hannibal (TV) 17257 M/M White
25 21 Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia 16824 M/M POC
26 -3 Kim Namjoon | RM/Kim Seokjin | Jin Bangtan Boys | BTS 16682 M/M POC
27 -10 Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel Glee 16175 M/M Whi/POC
28 24 Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia 15375 M/M POC
29 -5 Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies) 14736 M/M White
30 -8 Levi/Eren Yeager Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan 14304 M/M White
31 22 Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia 14073 M/M POC
32 -2 Keith/Shiro (Voltron) Voltron: Legendary Defender 13925 M/M Amb/POC
33 -5 Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren Star Wars Sequel Trilogy 13475 M/M White
34 -8 Gabriel/Sam Winchester Supernatural 13166 M/M White
35 N Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù 13132 M/M POC
36 14 Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor Supergirl (TV 2015) 13048 F/F White
37 -10 Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki Supernatural RPF 13046 M/M White
38 -7 Loki/Thor (Marvel) Thor (Movies) 12863 M/M White
39 -6 Bellamy Blake/Clarke Griffin The 100 (TV) 12750 F/M Whi/POC
40 2 Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Min Yoongi | Suga Bangtan Boys | BTS 12668 M/M POC
41 -6 Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Once Upon a Time (TV) 12286 F/F Whi/POC
42 N Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier IT (Movies – Muschietti) 12227 M/M White
43 -6 James T. Kirk/Spock Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) 12015 M/M White
44 -10 Rodney McKay/John Sheppard Stargate Atlantis 11951 M/M White
45 -9 Steve McGarrett/Danny "Danno" Williams Hawaii Five-0 (2010) 11750 M/M White
46 2 Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 11700 F/M Whi/Amb
47 -9 Clarke Griffin/Lexa The 100 (TV) 11651 F/F White
48 -7 Harry Potter/Severus Snape Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 11582 M/M White
49 -5 Ian Gallagher/Mickey Milkovich Shameless (US) 11436 M/M White
50 -11 Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov The Avengers (Marvel Movies) 11340 F/M White
51 6 Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru Haikyuu!! 11155 M/M POC
52 -20 Oliver Queen/Felicity Smoak Arrow (TV 2012) 11147 F/M White
53 -10 Clint Barton/Phil Coulson The Avengers (Marvel Movies) 10642 M/M White
54 -9 Enjolras/Grantaire (Les Misérables) Les Misérables - All Media Types 10604 M/M White
55 11 Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio Haikyuu!! 10486 M/M POC
56 -7 Mycroft Holmes/Lestrade Sherlock (TV) 10450 M/M White
57 -10 Captain Hook | Killian Jones/Emma Swan Once Upon a Time (TV) 10301 F/M White
58 11 Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 10190 F/M Whi/Amb
59 6 James Potter/Lily Evans Potter Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 10125 F/M White
60 13 Kim Taehyung | V/Park Jimin Bangtan Boys | BTS 9891 M/M POC
61 -10 Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield The Hobbit - All Media Types 9875 M/M White
62 -2 Loki/Tony Stark The Avengers (Marvel Movies) 9781 M/M White
63 -5 Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones Torchwood 9666 M/M White
64 -9 Frank Iero/Gerard Way My Chemical Romance 9574 M/M White
65 -11 Tenth Doctor/Rose Tyler Doctor Who (2005) 9568 F/M White
66 5 Jeon Jungkook/Min Yoongi | Suga Bangtan Boys | BTS 9498 M/M POC
67 -3 James "Bucky" Barnes & Steve Rogers Captain America (Movies) 9347 Gen White
68 4 Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 9269 F/M White
69 -8 Castiel & Dean Winchester Supernatural 9122 Gen White
70 -14 Zayn Malik/Liam Payne One Direction (Band) 8967 M/M Whi/POC
71 -3 Fox Mulder/Dana Scully The X-Files 8825 F/M White
72 4 Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester Supernatural 8791 Gen White
73 N Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs) 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs 8768 M/M POC
74 -12 Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper Sherlock (TV) 8560 F/M White
75 -8 Inquisitor/Cullen Rutherford Dragon Age: Inquisition 8175 Other Whi/Amb
76 N Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens) Good Omens (TV) 7928 Gen White
77 -14 Belle/Rumplestiltskin | Mr. Gold Once Upon a Time (TV) 7927 F/M White
78 -3 James T. Kirk/Leonard "Bones" McCoy Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) 7855 M/M White
79 4 James "Bucky" Barnes/Reader Marvel Cinematic Universe 7724 Other Whi/Amb
80 6 Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto Naruto 7705 M/M POC
81 N Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou Haikyuu!! 7629 M/M POC
82 -8 Allison Argent/Scott McCall Teen Wolf (TV) 7592 F/M Whi/POC
83 N Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion The Witcher (TV) 7573 M/M White
84 -14 Dean Winchester/You Supernatural 7555 Other Whi/Amb
85 4 James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark Marvel Cinematic Universe 7456 M/M White
86 -7 Arthur/Eames (Inception) Inception (2010) 7397 M/M White
87 -10 Jim Ellison/Blair Sandburg The Sentinel (TV) 7366 M/M White
88 N Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia 7325 M/M POC
89 9 Poe Dameron/Finn Star Wars Sequel Trilogy 7239 M/M POC
90 -6 Peter Parker/Wade Wilson Spider-Man - All Media Types 7206 M/M White
91 4 Kim Taehyung | V/Min Yoongi | Suga Bangtan Boys | BTS 7176 M/M POC
92 -14 Josh Dun/Tyler Joseph Twenty One Pilots 7082 M/M Whi/POC
93 N Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth Game of Thrones (TV) 7063 F/M White
94 -9 Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski Teen Wolf (TV) 7047 M/M White
95 -2 Jon Snow/Sansa Stark Game of Thrones (TV) 6939 F/M White
96 -15 James Bond/Q James Bond (Craig movies) 6897 M/M White
97 -17 Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) 6876 M/M Whi/POC
98 -16 Leo Fitz/Jemma Simmons Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV) 6824 F/M White
99 N Byun Baekhyun/Park Chanyeol EXO (Band) 6630 M/M POC
100 N Rey & Ben Solo | Kylo Ren Star Wars Sequel Trilogy 6506 Gen White
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