Diasomnia Headcanons
There are hardly any microwaves in Diasomnia. The last few microwaves are a secret amenity that Lilia and Malleus aren’t allowed to know about.
How they became a secret is a story involving Lilia and Malleus
Basically Lilia and Malleus were eating a late night snack and wanted to warm it up, but didn’t take out the silverware before putting it into the microwave.
*Cue microwave exploding and the Diasomnia students standing outside while Lilia and Sebek race to find the extinguisher*
Yuu had to explain to Malleus that metal does not go in the microwave.
He gets a whole entire kitchen safety book from Yuu
Lilia is banned from the kitchen. But not only because he’s a bad cook.
Lilia’s banned because he stuck a fork into the toaster to get his bagel out. He electrocuted 10 students standing near him, including Silver.
There’s also the time he was cooking bacon and it caught on fire. So he put water on it, causing the stove and most of the countertop to be covered in flames.
Fire extinguishers goes by fast in that dorm
But everyone has the fire drill procedures down to a T.
Speaking of fire drill procedures, it’s chaotic just like everything else at NRC
While practicing Stop, Drop, Roll, Silver fell asleep while he was dropping and rolled out of Diasomnia.
“Good Stop, Drop, and Rolling, honey!”
Silver stopped, dropped, and rolled himself out of Diasomnia and into the Hall of Mirrors where Yuu found him blocking Savanaclaw’s mirror.
“Where am I?”
“You’re in the Hall of Mirrors. I found you sleeping in front of Savanaclaw’s mirror. What happened?”
“I Stopped, Dropped, and Rolled.”
“Uh…ok.”
Sebek is the personal Diasomnia alarm clock. Everyone is up when Malleus or Sebek is up.
Malleus gets jealous when Yuu is around any member of Savanaclaw.
The jealousy is because Yuu spends time with Jack, who is like her third bff, which means she spends time with Leona as well.
The shit eating grin of “That girl you like, likes me and my friends better than you” Leona gives Malleus in the hallway makes the dragon fae get smoke pouring out of his ears.
As a result Malleus plays “stupid” and asks Yuu for help on basic things that he could ask anyone about.
This has led to very embarrassing encounters.
Said embarrassing encounter happened when Malleus randomly picked out a book with bees and birds on the cover from his bookshelf and asked Yuu to explain what it was.
Yuu thought it was a children’s based on the cartoonish birds and bees. She found out it was way more than that five pages in.
Yuu couldn’t even explain it to Malleus cause she doesn’t know if it would apply to Fae anatomy.
*Yuu cracks out her A Court of Thorns and Roses books to get an assumption about fae anatomy*
Every student in Diasomnia has a shift on the Lilia guard schedule to make sure Lilia doesn’t get into the kitchen 24/7. Even for a glass of water.
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