* At 3:00 AM*
Azul: *Answer the phone* Mc is late. Do you have something to say to me?
Mc: Azul I can't sleep because I wonder how paper works under the sea. In general, paper disintegrates in water. But you still use paper when you make contracts. How does it work.
Azul: Is this why you called me? Mc the paper is enchanted so that it does not disintegrate in water.
Mc: Ooooooooooooh okayyyyyy...
Azul: was that all?
Mc: Yeah- Wait Where do you get the ink? Is someone selling to you or are you using yours? If you use yours is it called milking? Can octopuses be milked?
Azul:.... Mc I don't know if I feel threatened or hurt... Are you in drunk?
Mc: No! I just need answers...
Mc never didin't get these answers...
Pov: you came to PE class at the NRC
Yuu, holding a snake: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what should I name it?
Deuce: YOU WHAT??
Ace: William Snakespear.
Riddle in chapter 1: *Insults MC/Yuu's entire upbringing*
What happens next:
Mc: Malleus you are the most jealous man i know.
Malleus: you know other men?
Mc: ... Oh noh I don't. No, Malleus, I don't know any other men even though we are studying at a boy's school.
Malleus: This is reassuring information.
Mc: Malleus, I guess you understand that I was being sarcastic?
Malleus: What is sarcasm?