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#tomorrow incorrect quotes
niinaro · 2 years
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Choi Jun-Woong: Do you guys hear something?
Koo Ryeon: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.
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peoplesprincessgeorge · 3 months
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txt posts + f1 = true 3.0
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Crowley: It just doesn’t make sense!
Child!Y/N: *clearly having spent too much time around him and starting to develop his sarcasm* It would if you were smarter
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firenaition · 7 months
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atla as random tweets i found in my camera roll
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batfamgalore · 6 months
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*The justice league asks the batfam for help on a case, but they are too busy in Gotham so the justice league takes matters into their own hands and does some crazy stuff*
Dick: This is a classic crossover move. We tell them we’re too busy, they commit a felony.
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starryeyeddreamer21 · 11 days
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Hazbin Hotel as my group therapy
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Charlie: It's so quiet in here I need to be yapping about animal crossing
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Angel: no gyatt but big badonkadonks
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All of hell during Stayed Gone: chat is this real? CHAT IS THIS REAL!!?!?
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Nifty: I'm just waiting for an emo boy for me to fix
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Alastor: I killed queen Elizabeth
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Angel: My sister was tooken by the state
Alastor: Taken
Husk: naww he just corrected his grammar
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Cherri: and all I WAAaannnTTTT FOR CHRISTMAS ISSSSS YooooU
Sir Pentious: That was beautiful
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Husk: honestly I'm pretty sure everything is my fault like global warming? That's my bad
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The hotel getting ready for battle:
Vaggie: WAIT... sports mode
*everyone changes their Crocs to sorts mode*
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Vaggie: I have discount PTSD
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Nifty during Hells Greatest Dad: Rizz???? Otp?????
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Angel explaining how he made his deal with Valentino: So he came up to me and was like "what's a little lady like you doing out in the streets all by yourself? You need a big strong man like me to protect you. And then we got married
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Lucifer: suicide am I right?
Alastor: *snorts*
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Angel: my name is jaquayveontavious, I'm six years old, I do drugs
Charlie: NO
Angel: steal, fight
Charlie: NOOO
Angel: gang bang, domestic violence
Charlie: NO STOP
Angel: and I like to slap squirrels that I find in trees
Charlie: STOOOOP
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Charlie trying to get Alastor to participate:
Alastor: listen bestie, I would rather die
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Cherri: weed
Angel: yeah
Husk: stop
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7 years ago
Alastor: welp time to skedaddle
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Bill: You know, there's something weird going on with your face.
12: What?
Bill: You're smiling. I didn't know you could do that.
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Noya: you ready for tomorrow's history test?
Tanaka: yea
Noya: what ended in 1896?
Tanaka: 1895
Noya: yea you ready
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tanked-up · 5 months
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Soap: You don’t scare me
Ghost who’s all over him: Then why’s your heart beating so fast
Soap: Cause you’re too close
Ghost: That’s no reason to make your heart go fast
Soap gulps: Who’s the one who got killed
Ghost: Who’s the one who got buried alive
Price in the room witnessing everything: Who’s the one about to punch the dead and buried alive idiots
Ghost and Soap: …
Ghost: Same time tomorrow?
Soap: You know it, LT
Price stopping Soap: You schedule your little “tension” sessions?
Soap grins: Oh that’s nothin’ Capt’n… Come same time tomorrow and you’ll be the one dying-
Price scoffs: Of shame?
Soap: You gonna want to stay for another session, capt’n
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zizzy-rie · 1 year
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niinaro · 2 years
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Koo Ryeon: There was a motor close to where I am right now
Choi Jun-Woong: A motor- a motorcycle?
Koo Ryeon: Oh sorry, murder
Liam Ryung-Gu: That escalates quickly
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puddlestheduck1 · 5 months
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ballister drunk flirting with ambrosius:
Ballister (very drunk): “You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, you're super hot, and we belong together.“
ambrosius (has heard four different nacho related pick up lines in the past hour): “bal, please. Enough with the nachos, this is the fourth time this evening.”
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Yeonjun: *visibly tired*
Soobin: Did you sleep at all last night?
Yeonjun: No, Beomgyu was talking in his sleep.
Huening Kai: Really? What did he say?
Yeonjun: He was moaning "Mama" and "Ooh" all night.
Taehyun: Oh god.
Yeonjun: I thought he was having a wet dream, turns out he was singing Bohemian Rhapsody on repeat.
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annoyingvoidzombie · 9 months
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Alex: Now, with this .. you have the key to my heart, but be careful with it.. cause there's only one.
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fan-dweeb · 2 months
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Hawks: Y’know, you should consider handing out candy, maybe then you’ll get more recruits
Dabi: Right, because candy is the way to enticing A rank criminals
Hawks: Well, I just mean, being eye candy worked well enough for you in the past, but it ain’t gonna be enough in the long run
Dabi: Yeah sure, and giving out candy is the- Wait what
Hawks: What
Random league member who overheard the convo: What
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 19 days
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PCG: THE IDEALIZED VERSION OF MY TOMORROW SELF WILL FIX THIS.
CCG: NOT AGAIN!
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