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Random incorrect quotes
A blog for random incorrect quotes. Will be mostly kpop but there will be some other fandoms I like mixed in.
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Jisung: LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
Seungmin: What the fuck is that?
Jisung: New dog!
Chan: ... That's just Changbin.
Jisung: Fuck, it has an owner then?
Hyunjin: Yeah, where the hell is Felix? Someone tell him his dog got out.
Chan: ITS NOT A DOG???
Jisung: How do you know?
Chan: He fucking speaks words, dumbass.
Changbin: Hey.
Jisung and Hyunjin: Holy fuck it's bilingual!
#stray kids#stray kids incorrect quotes#incorrect stray kids quotes#incorrect kpop quotes#bang chan#chan#changbin#hyunjin#han#jisung#felix#seungmin#kpop
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*In Hongjoong's studio*
Hongjoong: I'm going to the toilet. Stay here and don't touch anything.
*As soon as Hongjoong's out of sight*
Wooyoung: I'm gonna touch everything.
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Dipper: You need to light a black salt candle at exactly three am, and the spirit might leave after that.
Stan, banging two pans together: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU WISPY MOTHERFUCKER!
#gravity falls#gravity falls incorrect quotes#incorrect gravity falls quotes#dipper pines#grunkle stan
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Soul: If I killed someone, would you tell on me?
Jiung: No, but I'd use it against you all the time.
Jiung: Like "Are you washing the dishes today or do I have to make a phone call?"
#p1harmony#p1harmony incorrect quotes#incorrect p1harmony quotes#incorrect kpop quotes#jiung#soul#kpop
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Felix: Could Doofenshmirtz kill Macbeth?
Jisung: "No man of woman born can kill macbeth".
Felix: "Neither of my parents showed up for my birth". Implying that his mom did not birth him.
Jisung: Also legally he's an ocelot.
#stray kids#stray kids incorrect quotes#incorrect stray kids quotes#incorrect kpop quotes#han#jisung#felix#kpop
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Mark: I don't think I'Il ever be ready to be a parent. I can't even kill a child, how do you expect me to raise a spider?
Doyoung: Are you sure you worded that right?
Mark: Oh my god, I fucked up.
#nct#nct 127#nct incorrect quotes#incorrect nct quotes#nct 127 incorrect quotes#incorrect nct 127 quotes#incorrect kpop quotes#doyoung#mark#kpop
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Good Billions: Next up we have our home: planet earth!
Dave: *starts booing*
#kipo and the age of wonderbeasts#kataow#kataow incorrect quotes#incorrect kataow quotes#good billions#dave
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Snotlout: I feel uncomfortable around tall people. What if they lick my head?
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Seungmin: Did you take something? What are you on?
Jisung: The spectrum, mostly.
#stray kids#stray kids incorrect quotes#incorrect stray kids quotes#incorrect kpop quotes#han#jisung#seungmin#kpop
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Wooyoung: I don't need gasoline to start a fire. All I need are these two hands and a lack of supervision.
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Jungkook: Due to the lack of cicadas so far this summer, I will be climbing up the trees and scream in their absence.
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Minho: Highway to hell.
Hyunjin: Stairway to heaven.
Jisung: Elevator to eeby deeby.
#stray kids#stray kids incorrect quotes#incorrect stray kids quotes#incorrect kpop quotes#lee know#minho#hyunjin#han#jisung#kpop
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Byeomgyu: Sometimes l'm a boy or a guy but l'm never a man. "Man" as a term is too serious for me. Men do taxes. Guys commit tax fraud.
Taehyun: You know who else commits tax fraud?
Beomgyu: Well don't be a fucking snitch, Taehyun.
#txt#tomorrow x together#txt incorrect quotes#incorrect txt quotes#incorrect kpop quotes#beomgyu#taehyun#kpop
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Jisung: Help, doctor. Whenever I sneeze, I turn into a plumber wearing green.
Chenle: Dear god, you have the fluigi.
#nct#nct dream#nct incorrect quotes#incorrect nct quotes#nct dream incorrect quotes#incorrect nct dream quotes#incorrect kpop quotes#chenle#jisung#kpop
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Minho, driving: What is he doing!
Seungmin, in the passengers seat: He's driving like a maniac!
Jeongin, in the seat behind Seungmin: Everyone, give them the finger when we pass.
Felix, in the seat behind Minho: Which finger?
Jeongin: The bad one.
Minho, passing the car:
Jeongin, Minho and Seungmin: *holding up their middle fingers*
Felix, doing thumbs down: Boooo!
#stray kids#stray kids incorrect quotes#incorrect stray kids quotes#incorrect kpop quotes#lee know#minho#felix#seungmin#i.n#jeongin#kpop
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Byeongkwan: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Yuchan: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Sehyoon: A realist sees a freight train.
Junhee: The train driver sees 3 fucking idiots standing on the train tracks.
#a.c.e#a.c.e incorrect quotes#incorrect a.c.e quotes#incorrect kpop quotes#junhee#sehyoon#byeongkwan#yuchan#kpop
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Hoseok: So does anyone in this group have any healthy stress outlets?
Taehyung: Eating rocks.
Seokjin: Screaming.
Yoongi: Murder.
Jungkook: Vigilante cosplay.
Namjoon: Running away from my problems.
Jimin: Annoying my friends.
Hoseok: Okay, so we've got screaming.
#bts#bts incorrect quotes#incorrect bts quotes#incorrect kpop quotes#rm#namjoon#jin#seokjin#suga#yoongi#jhope#hoseok#jimin#v#taehyung#jungkook#kpop
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