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Ford about the memory gun: Do you really think that's a healthy coping mechanism?
Fiddleford: Oh not at all! Thanks for asking :)
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(greasy’s diner 1982)
Stan: (sitting next to Ford) I feel like you’re judging us.
Y/N: I’m not judging you… I am heavily judging your father.
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Stan: Where's my chair?
Wendy: Mabel broke it over Dipper's back while they were wrestling.
Dipper: Correction, Mabel was wrestling. I was eating soup.
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Ford: "Stan, what do you want to eat?"
remnant of Bill Cipher, in Stan's head: "The souls of the innocent!"
Stan: "A bagel."
Bill: "No!"
Stan: "Two bagels."
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- Mabel, did you know that Pacifica likes me?
- Uh, yeah?
- I didn’t!
- What? You two've been dating for months.
- I didn’t know we were dating!
- Wow. For someone so smart you really gotta work on your observational skills, bro-bro.
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Dipper: Is any of this legal?
Stan: I’m sure it’s legal somewhere.
Dipper: ...And here?
Stan: Not even remotely.
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Stan: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Dipper: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Mabel: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Dipper: Good thinking.
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Dipper: Wait a moment, how did Soos learn that trick with the vending machine?
Mabel: A couple of kids showed it to him when he was a boy.
Dipper: But those kids were us!
Mabel: I know.
Dipper: So where did we learn it?
Mabel: Duh, Soos showed it to us.
Dipper: But where did he learn it?
Mabel: From some kids he met as a boy.
Dipper: But those kids where us!
Mabel: I know.
Dipper: So where did we learn it?
Mabel: From Soos.
Dipper: Yes but where did Soos learn it?
Mabel: From a couple of kids he met as a boy.
Dipper: BUT THOSE TWO KIDS-
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Fiddleford: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Ford: We got spring water
Fiddleford: NO.
Stan: with EXTRA minerals
Ford: it's like licking a stalagmite
Fiddleford: DON'T COME HOME.
Stan: Mmmmm cave water
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Pacifica: if I saw you out with another girl I’d be pretty upset.
Dipper: thank you.
Dipper: not just for being upset but for believing that could happen.
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Dipper: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Dipper and Candy, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Mabel: Our turn, Pacifica! One, two, three- vanilla!
Pacifica, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Ford: Fiddleford, I need to ask you a very important question.
Fiddleford: Don'tcha wanna get down on one knee first?
Ford: Oh, right. *gets on one knee* Fiddleford, will you... do my taxes?
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Stan: What kind of a maniac wakes up an hour early to write erotic fanfiction?
Ford: Me.
Y/N: Are there any shows or movies left in the world that you haven’t perved up?
Ford: No. That’s why I’ve started writing erotic friend fiction, using people at school and cryptids.
Fiddleford: Oh, do the janitor and the vice principal! I think they’d have beautiful children.
Ford: I did, and they don’t.
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Dipper: How do I over think so much and then still make the wrong decision.
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Mabel: "Dipper! Truth or dare!"
Dipper: "Truth."
Mabel: "How many hours have you slept this week?"
Dipper: "You know what, nevermind. Dare."
Mabel: "I dare you to go to bed."
Dipper: "I don't like this game."
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Stan: You’re giving me a sticker?
Mabel: Not just a sticker. This is a sticker of a kitty saying ‘me-wow!’
Stan: I’m not a preschooler.
Mabel: Fine, I’ll take it back—
Stan: Hey, back off! I earned this!
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