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Anyone: call off your attack dog.
Hiccup:???? Toothless?? But he’s a dragon?
Toothless:*sitting peacefully*
Hiccup: and he’s not doing anything?
Eret: *beating the absolute shit out of someone in the background*
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Hiccup, to Astrid: If you see Snotlout, give him this message *makes a neutral face*
Hiccup: He'll know what it means.
*later*
Astrid: Oh, and Hiccup said to give you a message.
Astrid: *makes a neutral face*
Snotlout: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
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Astrid: So what was it you needed help with?
Hiccup: *Gestures vaguely with a miserable expression*
Astrid: ...Fair enough.
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We got Hiccup, the equivalent of Florida man. But, its justified because it's dragons.
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Viggo: Personally, that’s why I don’t agree with your opinion.
Dagur: Kay, I have a counterpoint.
Viggo: Valid argument?
Dagur: No. Pipe bomb.
Viggo: Oh shi-
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Hiccup: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Astrid: How so?
Hiccup: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
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Hiccup: All of your existences are confusing.
The Squad: How so?
Hiccup: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
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Hiccup: Would Tuffnut approve?
Fishlegs: …Yes?
Hiccup: We must be doing something wrong then
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Things You Learn While Reading HTTYD Fanfics
Viggo ruins everything
trust no one to write Astrid properly
forget about the complexity of Stoick and Hiccup's relationship, no one gives af and will default him to an abusive piece of dragon dung
Dragonese
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Eret: Where I’m from locking someone in an arena with nothing but a knife, a wooden shield, and an angry monstrous nightmare would be considered a public execution.
Hiccup: skill issues.
Eret: didn’t you almost die?
Hiccup: well I was pretty weak for a 15 year old, someone else could have done it. Probably.
Eret: YOU WERE FIFTEEN!?
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Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.
Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?
Hiccup: Gods no.
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Dagur: *hugging Hiccup way too hard* Aww you're so cute and cuddly
Hiccup: Dag—can't—can't breathe
Dagur: *loosens grip a bit* Whoops, sorry, forgot how small and delicate you are
Hiccup: Wh—okay, I'm not delicate, I just need to breathe—
Dagur: *petting him on the head* My small little Hiccup
Hiccup: Oh gods. Dagur, I'm not—
Dagur: You're so small, you're the smallest
Hiccup: Dagur, I'm literally taller than you
Dagur: My teeny tiny little Hiccup
Hiccup: *sighs and stares into the camera*
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Heather, to the riders: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as... people I met.
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Viggo (interrogating Tuffnut): Can you tell me what your relationship with Hiccup Haddock is?
Tuffnut: I’m Hiccup’s right-hand arm. Man. I’m Hiccup's everything. I'm his confidant, his best friend. His silly rabbit.
Viggo: His what?
Tuffnut: His silly rabbit.
Viggo: His silly rabbit?
Tuffnut: Yes.
Viggo: Is that what he calls you?
Tuffnut: No.
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Dagur: *Screams*
Heather: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Hiccup: Should we do something?
Astrid: No, I want to see who wins.
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