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dontgetcaught256 · 9 months
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Viggo, about Snotlout: What’s wrong with him?
Hiccup: Everyone has a different theory.
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rosiethedragongeek · 2 years
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Hiccup: Spit it out. Now.
Ruff and Tuff chewing on Snotlout’s arm and leg respectively: No.
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dragonnnfly · 2 months
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Hiccup: Snotlout? What are you doing here?
Snotlout, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best
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toothbrushfingers · 9 months
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Hiccup, to Astrid: If you see Snotlout, give him this message *makes a neutral face*
Hiccup: He'll know what it means.
*later*
Astrid: Oh, and Hiccup said to give you a message.
Astrid: *makes a neutral face*
Snotlout: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
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miae-bee · 1 year
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Astrid: What are the new neighbors's names again? The couple next door?
Hiccup: Bandit and Kelly
Astrid: Not the dragons, the people
Hiccup: Why would I know that?
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toulouseec · 1 month
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Hiccup: "Good work"
Snotlout: "Thanks Dad...why is everybody staring at me?"
Ruffnut: "You just called Hiccup 'Dad', you said 'thanks Dad'"
Snotlout: "What? No I didn't! I said thanks man!"
Hiccup: "Do you see me as a father figure Snotlout?"
Snotlout: "No, if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me!"
Tuffnut: "Hey! Show your father some respect!"
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We got Hiccup, the equivalent of Florida man. But, its justified because it's dragons.
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Viggo: Personally, that’s why I don’t agree with your opinion.
Dagur: Kay, I have a counterpoint.
Viggo: Valid argument?
Dagur: No. Pipe bomb.
Viggo: Oh shi-
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athena-theunicorn · 1 year
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I just started Race to the Edge for the first time and I'm on season 2 and I love the riders so damn much. Like they make fun of each other and crack jokes at each other's expense but when it comes down to it they'd fight god together and I love it so damn much.
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dontgetcaught256 · 9 months
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Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.
Snotlout: For what?
Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*
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rosiethedragongeek · 2 years
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Snotlout: anyone who's seen my dick and met my parents needs to die
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dragonnnfly · 7 months
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Astrid: Do you think your dad likes me?
Hiccup: My dad literally begged you to marry me
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toothbrushfingers · 1 year
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i think i’m funny
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Hiccup: Would Tuffnut approve?
Fishlegs: …Yes?
Hiccup: We must be doing something wrong then
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miae-bee · 11 months
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Snotlout: I will not even hesitate to strangle you
Hiccup: Can you even reach my neck
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Heather, to the riders: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as... people I met.
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