I just published ".request page." of my story ".dream smp one shots. ". https://www.wattpad.com/1142551754?utm_source=android&utm_medium=com.tumblr&utm_content=share_published&wp_page=create_on_publish&wp_uname=whenitrains7&wp_originator=RzD9pS0AP061i5RnfKt5m6nHHN50ZgrkXZIaD5XNxXYIfhT1AlmlFp7dtW2V%2BlDbS3gv4IDz07hLLNU5yZXWsJGA5GslTuj2msmSS7yfVsZvaTiDjkuPhslWa6BuenYC
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I just published "morning mystery" of my story ".unforgettable. (karlwastaken)". https://www.wattpad.com/1191207051?utm_source=android&utm_medium=com.tumblr&utm_content=share_published&wp_page=create_on_publish&wp_uname=whenitrains7&wp_originator=5IWeg8cD0rZam8g11NzUp8KifGszvdu5z41NVqm7wjLiSOIeFSoHawQbPLeCOxLSAzZqTvXhLSUk2RrKKg3pHFCnZ%2BArgHVfKNaDSpw9r5qlP8s5dxvGj5307peK3M4u
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I just published my first chapter!!! Please check it out <3 sorry it's kinda short...
I think you'd like this story: ".unforgettable. (karlwastaken)" by rainthetoaster7 on Wattpad https://www.wattpad.com/story/300352494?utm_source=android&utm_medium=com.tumblr&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create&wp_uname=rainthetoaster7&wp_originator=gO%2Brk2oMPUenMl0VG4WHm5rc5aayzSTDjyISkuPTdXc%2BXUMF%2FxheuIvMkTOiL07EkEMjADg8kWT%2Fvpj89GaLnvNSQk%2BxqIuVR%2B2NNl5p8R9Yj7n6Pp4yz9JLG7GqpGSe
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Tommy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Philza: Wasn't Ranboo with you?
Ranboo: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Dream: Dammit, Sapnap!
Sapnap: What?! It wasn't me!
Dream: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, George!
George: Not me, either.
Dream: Oh, then who set the house on fire?
Tommy: *whistles*
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Tubbo: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Wilbur will and will not eat.
Tommy: Grass? Yes!
Tubbo: Moss? Yes!!
Tommy: Leaves? Oh, yes!
Tubbo: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Tommy: Worms? Sometimes!
Tubbo: Rocks? Usually nah.
Tommy: Twigs? Usually!
Tubbo: Technoblade's cooking? Inconclusive!
Ranboo: How did you... Test this?
Tubbo: You just hand him stuff and say "eat this" and if he eats it, he eats it.
Niki: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Quackity: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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*Everyone standing around a broken coffee maker*
Dream: So? Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Everyone:
Bad: ... I did it. I broke it.
Dream: No. No you didn't. George?
George: Don't look at me. Look at Sapnap.
Sapnap: What?! I didn't break it.
George: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Sapnap: Cause it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
George: Suspicious.
Sapnap: No, it's not!
Tubbo: If it matters, probably not, but Tommy was the last one to use it.
Tommy: Liar! I don't even drink that shit!
Tubbo: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Tommy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticules. Everyone knows that, Tubbo!
Bad: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Dream.
Dream: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Techno: Dream... Puffy's been awfully quiet.
Puffy: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Dream, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Dream: I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Dream:
Dream: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Tommy: I've come to a point in my life where I think I need a stronger word than fuck.
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Bad: You often use humor to deflect trauma.
Quackity: Thank you.
Bad: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Quackity: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.
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Dream: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Quackity: *turning to Tommy* How tall are you?
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Philza: I think we're missing something.
Tubbo: Teamwork?
Ranboo: Cohesion?
Tommy: A general sense of what we're doing?
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Dream: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
George: Your what?
Dream: My friends.
Sapnap: Is he saying friends?
Karl: I think he's being sarcastic.
Big Q: No no no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey Dream! All your friends are in this room!
Dream: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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Philza: Time for plan G.
Ranboo: Don't you mean plan B?
Philza: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Wilbur: What about plan D?
Philza: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Tubbo: What about plan E?
Philza: I'm hoping not to use it. Quackity dies in plan E.
Tommy: I like plan E.
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Dream: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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Dream: *kicks down door, looking panicked*
George: What did you do?
Dream: Nobody died.
George: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Everyone's favorite, karlnapity;
Karl: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Big Q: The cow???
Karl: What?
Sapnap: Quackity, W H Y ?
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