Watched trollhunters draal is still my favorite

He has such a derpy face sometimes though

Lick

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Looking through things I’ve written and my favorite quote I found is

“Your death will be a mercy not granted by my hands.”

Hookfang being mean to Snotlout is just cuteness aggression. He does a very good job of not actually hurting him.

Hiccup (sparing with one of the riders mocking so they actually take the spar seriously): What, you want me to kick you in the face?

Dagur: !

Hiccup: Not you, I know what you want.

Having an auto immune disease and taking immunosuppressants is a ride because one day I can just be going along then suddenly I’m in the hospital because I had a 104.3 F fever for too long. And you cry because you’re mom can’t cuddle with you over the phone and you can’t comprehend why.

Anyway how is everyone else’s day going

Snotty is in charge of Gustav (is that spelled correctly???) for the day. He’s not happy to be babysitting

I’m not going to lie I know Gustav is annoying but he reminds me of my little cousins who I absolutely adore.

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

are certain lubes better suited for vaginal or anal sex? or are they all the same?

hi anon,

water-based, oil-based, and silicone-based lube are all suitable for either vaginal or anal sex. many people prefer silicone-based lubricants for anal sex because it's so long-lasting and durable, which is helpful when you're working with an orifice that won't naturally lubricate itself. oil-based lubricants are also a no-go with latex condoms, which is relevant for both vaginal and anal sex. beyond that it's all a matter of personal preference!

Someone: There’s a Chair right there use it, pretty thing.

Heather: . . . If you insist.

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Hiccup: So why did you beat him with a chair? I mean I’ve met the guy and he probably deserved it but why a chair?

Heather: told me to use the chair, I was being polite.

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

Heather: You named a nightfury toothless, you call the king of dragons snowflake, and now you name a skrill lavender? Who keeps letting you name things?

Hiccup: No one has ever stuck around long enough to tell me no.

Eret: are you bringing up your sad childhood so we keep letting you name things?

Hiccup: is it working?

Heather: a little.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Rewatching rtte and these young adults really out here fucking around and finding out to the fullest huh.

This is heather and Astrid after getting married

Heathers arm is a little wonky but I like it

My bitch ass got a chest infection because I tried to have a fun day out. This is stupid