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Crowley: It just doesn’t make sense!
Child!Y/N: *clearly having spent too much time around him and starting to develop his sarcasm* It would if you were smarter
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[When Harry wakes up after passing out at the end of Philosopher's Stone]
Hermione: We thought you were dead!
Harry: If only.
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Tim: *rummaging through the kitchen cabinets* An entire square block. Forty-two bedrooms, nineteen bathrooms, but no, not a single drop of coffee.
Dick: Dad hates caffeine.
Jason: Well, he hates children too and he had plenty of us.
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Talia: hello lover
Bruce: you’re back
Talia: miss me already? Shame.
Talia: I’m just here to drop something off.
Bruce: what?
Talia: *steps aside* this is Damian. Your son.
Damian, with his sword: …
Talia: say hello, Damian
Damian: hello Damian
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*Cops pull up to Dick and Donna outside of Titans tower*
Dick: They’re here for me. They think I did something.
Donna: What do they think you did?
Dick: Murder.
Donna: Did you?
Dick: No, no, no, of course not, okay? Why would you ask that about me, anyway?
Donna: I mean, you do carry knives with you everywhere.
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Peeta: How more rock bottoms are you going to hit before you start taking care of yourself?
Katniss: I’m thinking of a number between 11 and… 25
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Belle: This may shock you, but not everyone here likes you.
Zelena: Sounds ridiculous, but go on.
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Daring: You don’t know anything about me!
Lizzie: Yes I do. You are an open book written for very dumb children.
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Hamilton: [slurping]
Hamilton: When you said you’d take me for a drink, this isn't what I expected.
Laurens: Do not disrespect the slushie.
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When Elijah used golden dagger on Klaus
Klaus: He daggered me!
Kol: I'm surprised he waited this long, Nik. We've all had the urge.
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Sirius: Peace is overrated
Remus: And chaos is exhausting
Sirius: Only for amateurs. I’m a professional
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Chuuya: What happened to Mr. Lone Wolf doesn’t need anybody?
Dazai: He met a crazy gravity manipulator. Changed his mind.
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Wukong: You don’t know anything about me.
Macaque: I know everything about you. You are an open book written for very dumb children.
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Jason: *running away from an angry mob* START THE CAR! HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!
Batsis: Why can't you just get along with people, huh?
Jason: *out of breath* I TRIED!
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Isobel: Dad, you started a cult.
Ketheric Thorm: "Cult" is a very negative word, Isobel. We prefer to call it an "alternative spiritual community."
Isobel: Nope. You definitely started a cult.
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Sirius, when forced to apologize to Snape: I’d like to apologize… that you are depriving some village of their idiot!
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