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Regulus and Sirius talking to James’s parents
Sirius: …James likes Regulus
Effie:
Regulus:
Sirius: Regulus likes him back
Effie:
Regulus:
Sirius: He’s wearing a bracelet with an R on it right now
Effie: hmm. he can do better
James:
#james potter#sirius black#remus lupin#sirius#jegulus#sirius x lupin#wolfstar#sirius and regulus#remus and regulus#this happened to me#today.#i wanted to cry#die abby die#js joshin#(i’m not)
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Y/N, in a board meeting with the council of girls (i.e ems, pen, and jj): he called me bro. he said “haha i shall bro, indeed. See you soon, yes”
Y/N, glumly: why would Spencer call me bro if he likes me?
JJ: maybe that’s his way of flirting?
Emily: so a skill issue then?
Pen: don’t be rude, em. Here sweetie, get some chocolates
Y/N, googling what it means if your crush calls you bro: see look, even google is telling me im in the friendzone
Y/N, whining: why will he call me bro, I thought we were flirting…
The Council: *sighs*
Emily: idk who im gonna kill first.. spencer, y/n, or myself
Meanwhile at the other end of the office
Spencer: MORGAAANNN SHE REPLIED. She told me that i should rest too… with and she added please… is she flirting? Is Y/N flirting?? What will i tell her
Morgan: let me see!!!
Spencer: no this is private!!!
Morgan: fine! Call her bro or whatever—
Morgan, munbling: see if i ever help you flirt with her again
Spencer: okay
Spencer: *typing furiously* there i sent it
Morgan: wait you called her bro
Spencer: that’s what you told me?!!????
Morgan: fuuuuckk duuuddeee—-
Spencer: morgan im gonna fucking kill you i swear to god
#criminal minds#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid#spencer reid x you#spencer reid fluff#spencer x reader#incorrect quotes#criminal minds fanfic#this happened to me#he called me bro#now im overthinking#and overcompensating#lol my crush doesn’t like me he called me bro
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James: I am straight, I am an ally, and I am NOT gay.
James: *sees Regulus*
James: *wheezes and chokes*
#jegulus#everyone is gay#regulus x james#james x regulus#regulus arcturus black#regulus being regulus#incorrect marauders quotes#starchaser#This happened to me#I'm not gay#Or I am#I'm definitely gay#I just fell on love with a trans masc#From school#And AHGGGGG#but#I still like Paris.#Which is now incredibly confusing for me
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Tim, walking into his room: What the- JASON, NO! STOP EGGING MY THINGS!
Jason: *stopping to turn to look at him* Oh, hi, Timmy
Tim: Why are you doing this!?
Jason: This is bc I'm the only one in the family called just "Jason". Even Damian has a nickname and emojis! And who the fuck is "marmalade🍊"!?
Tim: That's Steph- Wait, is this about how I name my contacts??
Jason, more offended: She got inside jokes!?
Tim: Look, I'll change it right now but you have to- WAIT, NO! STOP WITH THE EGGS ALREADY!
*2 hours later*
Jason&Tim: *cleaning all the eggs off*
Tim: I named you "Eggelord", you happy now!?
Jason when Tim isn't looking: *makes a victory pose*
Jason: No
#this happened to me#well minus the eggs part lol#source: my family#dc#batfamily#incorrect quotes#batfam#batfam incorrect quotes#incorrect batfam quotes#batman#robin#red hood#spoiler#red robin#tim drake#jason todd#damian wayne#stephanie brown#batkids#batbros
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This is real, I can confirm.
#this happened to me#i'm definitely not straight#after this book#pansexual#lgbtq#asexual#aromantic#gay#bisexual#james potter#regulus black#remus lupin#sirius black#wolfstar#jegulus#marauders#lily evans#ao3
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you will get nigerian prince scams in your inbox
#THIS HAPPENED TO ME#I WOULD HAVE POSTED IT HERE AS A THREAT BUT IT WAS TO DUMBASS QUOTES#it was so funny#not even in dms my fucking INBOX#where if i was dumb enough to reply I'd have reblogs saying 'bestie this is a scam' coming out of my ears#also the scammer claimed to be from “Thailand Australian”#which is so funny to me#read the tags
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Trick or treat!
You receive: an area of space containing a kingfisher, which is the most you will ever get of a kingfisher when you have a camera on your person
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sees a picture of The Character and lies on on the floor moaning until the grocery store employees have me taken away to be locked up forever
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adhd tip: don’t lie down or it’s all over
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And it’s gonna be the sunny side up summer(winter) of our lives!
#this happened to me#this is how I’m coping#bobs burgers#bob belcher#bobs burgers movie#gy opens his mouth and screams
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“I don’t know what the piece of music is. It doesn’t matter. Because sometimes I hear a piece of music and I can’t do anything but sit there. Sometimes in the morning, the radio turns on and a song is playing and it’s so beautiful that I just have to lie there until it’s over.”
- Solitaire, Alice Oseman
#this happened to me#sunny day nostalgia plus music is a deadly combination#i just sat on the bathroom floor#staring at a wall#at the sunny day#tori spring#solitaire alice oseman#solitaire#cynic.txt
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Trans Remus in his late teens trying to paint a moustache on for the first time only to get caught by Hope and she’d show him to make it look more realistic because god it looked awful
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👩🏻: "Hey, what's your favorite ship of ×××?"
🐾: "Oh, well, actually I don't..."
A wild anti coming out of nowhere: "Censor-ship!" *Runs away.*
#this happened to me#100% real#not fake#/j#anti anti#proship#proshipping#pro ship#proshipper safe#profic
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