ohhh yeah 7 hours of talk about animal senses lfg
finished my current (truly terrible dear lord) audiobook now i have to pick a new one??? how
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Liking my posts is basically the same as hitting me in the praise kink
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finished my current (truly terrible dear lord) audiobook now i have to pick a new one??? how
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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*
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Oh characters doomed from the start we’re really in it now
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WHO is gonna come suck me. This is an open invitation
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angery 👀 36k words btw. if you care.
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ough i'm bored <- guy who has to write a hard scene and is putting it off
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If you are watching a TV show, it can be live action or animated.
But not when you're reading a book. Much to think about.
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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affirmations for crossing the road:
- i know what i'm doing
- the road will always be clear when i want to cross it
- nobody will ever beep their horn at me because i'm special
- drivers will recognise my divine right of passage and stop for me
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i hope im not just a mutual to you but also someone you'd look for the northwest passage with
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Please please please let me hunt you down I promise I’ll only kill and eat you a little please please please
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mutuals you would sit on a power line like little birds with
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