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skyexrose · 11 days

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One deep talk and apology can fix a lot of things but people ain't mature enough for that.

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strayheartless · 3 months

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The conversation I have just had with the Chocobro:

Me: do you think Sephiroth would be an iron maiden fan?

Him: na he’s more of a nihilist death metal kind of guy.

Me: what about pre Nibelhiem?

Him: hmmm maybe, I mean you can’t really live with Genesis “infinite in mystery” Rhapsodus and NOT know rime of the ancient Mariner.

Me: soooo, what I’m hearing is Sephiroth was maiden fan but JENOVA is a death metal fan?

Him: yeah basically.

I love having a nerdy big brother!

#ffvii #sephiroth #sephiroth headcanons #sephicanons with the chocobro #text conversation #final fantasy seven #ffviiremake #genesis rhapsodos

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fully-caulked-wagon · 1 year

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Incomprehensible text 'conversation'

9:00 Sanji: I have to go out of town for one weekend this month. Do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or next weekend? 9:30 in the morning. Zoro: mOtherfucKIng jesse EisenBerg jesusChrIst fuckduDe mOtherFucking Facebook moVie Bullshit Jesus can you fucKing bElieve This Shit 9:33 Sanji: I have no idea what we're talking about. 45 minutes pass. 10:18 Zoro: GodDamn creator oF Facebook and fUcking lawYers and Shit right fucking Winkle Boss tWins God damn roWing the Boat FUCK yo shit i can't even fUcking bElieve this SHit have You Seen this Shit fUck I just wAtched this Shit Fuck Jesse Eisenberg mAn 10:20 Sanji: Zoro, you're scaring me. An hour passes. 11:20 Zoro: motherFucking Spiderman spIder-Man yOu put in the TIme FUCK put in the Time Mother Fucking build shit with His bare Hands fUcking BesT frIend shiT JesseEisenberg Zoro: i'm Very tIred 11:21 Sanji: ... 11:22 Sanji: No problem, man. I'll do most of the talking today. 5 seconds later. 11:22 Zoro: nO man I'll just talk aboUT the FaceBook moVie all day Shit Man You have to be so InTeresteD In the Shit i Have to say abOut the face Book movie fUCK Dude I just watched it a Year and a half ago FUCK jesse Eisenberg mAn he Fucked Over Spider-man CRAZY Winkleboss twins Rowing Zoro: Trent Reznor did the SoundTrack FUCK tHis Guy who iNvenTED FaceBook idon't LikE dYing I Can'T thinK of Who The Fuck Invented Facebook all I can think Is the Guy who pLayEd the Guy who inVentED fAceBook wHo the FuCK iNVented FaceBooK 2 hours later. 13:23 Zoro: MARK ZUCKERBERG!!

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wandering-aloneo-o · 1 year

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once again, from the groupchat

me, who left my dirt outside for a few days and then it snowed: GUYS. MY DIRT. IT FROZE.

proceeds to send a video that basically is me saying "guys my uh-uh-uh-uh dirt it uh SLAP SLAP SLAP my my my dirt my dirt is frozen giggle HURL" according to one of my friends

friend 1: microwave it

me: I CANT. MICROWAVE THE DIRT. ITS IN. A PALSITC BAG.

friend 2: MICROWAVE THE DIRT

me: NO

friend 2: YOU AREN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH TO MICROWAVE IT

me: WE HAVE A RELATIVELY NEW MICROWAVE. IM NOT GOING TO PULL THAT MUCH OF A STUPID

friend 2: PUT DIRT IN IT

friend 1: MICROWAVE THE DIRT. MICROWAVE THE DIRT IN A BOWL.

me: I CANT. TAKE IT OUT FO THE BAG

friend 2: CUP

me: IT IS FOR OZEN INTO THE BAG

friend 1: BREAK A PIECE OFF. AND PUT IT IN A BOWL.

me: NO IM NOT TAKING IT AWAY FROM ITS FRIENDS IT WOULD GET SAD

friend 3: light the bag on fire

me: NO

friend 1: youre being very difficult [me] you need to microwave the dirt

me: i will not. microwave. the dirt.

friend 1: microwave the dirt

me: no

friend 2: Microwave the dirt

friend 1: microwave the dirt

me: no

friend 1: yes

me: no

friend 1: you need to microwave your dirt

me: no

friend 1: youre being very difficult and abrasive i think your dirt would agree that you must microwave your dirt

me: no

friend 2, sends a video of a man screaming "do it": Now, microwave the dirt

me: there will be no microwaving of the dirt now, or any time in the foreseeable future

#sometimes i wonder how my friends haven't burned down all of their houses #sometimes i wonder the same for me as well honestly #The Groupchat #text conversation

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polysdoitforscience · 2 years

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A Text Conversation

Dungeon Master: hey, we gonna be able to fit in some DnD before school starts?

Me: Idk but I hope so, maybe next weekend? We don’t have anything scheduled for next Saturday.

DM: are you three literally one diary now?

Me: 🙄🙄🙄 dude, I meant like we as in returning staff, cause that’s during induction and they scheduled the newbies for stuff that day.

DM: oh

*LATER THAT DAY!!* Another Text Conversation

Me: so DM asked me if we were playing before school started, I responded that we don’t have plans for Saturday and apparently the way I phrased it meant he read it as the three of us instead of like the whole staff and he asked if we have a synced diary

Male half of the couple I am crushing on: idk what that means if he implying that you, me, and female significant other are married? Cause we’re a little married 😂😂😂

Me: pretty sure that’s what he’s implying, yes

Male crush: I have no problem with that

Me: *internally* Play it cool, Poly, play it cool *types* me either 🥰🥰🥰

Male crush: *goes back to talking about the book he is reading*

Me: the gods are testing me

#personal #poly adventures #also adventures in ‘I’m an idiot’#*hides face in hands*#text conversation #pdifs personal

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castielsprostate · 7 months

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i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media

#sjonnie.text #i just saw someone make a 50 SECONDS reel about combining movie genres and movies and it was scream and romance and it was 50 SECONDS and #they said “i'm sorry i unalived all those people” go actually fuck yourself.#IF YOU CAN'T SAY THE WORD MURDER KILL DRUGS SEX ETC YOU ARE NOT READY TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THOSE TOPICS #AND SHOULD NOT PRODUCE CONTENT OF IT #i hate this “family friendly” aesthetic jesus fucking christ #text post #anti instagram #anti tiktok #anti influencers #anti capitalism #20k

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muertarte · 10 months

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Metzli -> Chuy [in Spanish]

Metzli: You will find who you are looking for here: [user inputs coordinates]

Chuy: Who is this?

Metzli: Message Error 103: The number you have reached is not in service.

#text conversation #c: chuy

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monttagues · 3 months

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they're SISTERS

#im obsessed with them your honor.#this entire conversation? YES.#fantasy high #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 #kat watches d20 #text post tag

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wellship · 10 months

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He just can't stand by and watch...

Bonus:

#one piece #sanuso #usosan #descriptions in alt text #'very sweet sanji but wdym i can take care of my self NO I CAIN'T. CATCH YOU ON THE SUNNY'#they're not even dating at this point sanji is just that obvious. i do think this would lead to a Conversation tho

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yeesiine · 1 month

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The intimacy of deep conversation.

#blue #night #texting #love #care #moon #mood #intimacy #deep #conversation #talk #talkative

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redysetdare · 2 months

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Make more Sex repulsed characters. Make more Romance repulsed characters. Make more loveless aro characters. Make more Non-Partnering characters.

and most of all: don't make these identities flaws. Don't "fix" them by the end of the story. Don't make them obstacles for the characters to overcome. let them be fully complex people without treating their repulsion, lovelessness, or non-partnering identities as a flaw that needs to be fixed. Let these characters exist in a genuine and positive way that is not looked down upon or shamed.

#text #aro #ace #aroace #aromantic #asexual #romance repulsed #sex repulsed #loveless aro #loveless #nonpartnering #non partnering #non-partnering #nonamorous #i want to see characters like me please and thank you #im tired of being left out of the aspec character conversation

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skyexrose · 12 days

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I wanna know your past not to judge you, but for me to be able to know how you needed to be loved.