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incredible translation of sheeesh thank you google
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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wandering-aloneo-o · 12 hours
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It makes me happy when they listen
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someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!
me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???
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wandering-aloneo-o · 12 hours
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
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Parents should not be reading your journals
Parents should not be searching through your trash 
Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages 
Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off 
Parents should not be invading your privacy 
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wandering-aloneo-o · 15 hours
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not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.
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spread him
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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend
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So can you vote if youre in Switzerland? And if you did, who did you vote for?
very happy to inform you that i am still neither an US citizen nor have i ever visited the US before
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anon i think im in love with you
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why did she mitosis 😭
i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs
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we just keep naming bugs like this
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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL
No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕
*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.
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