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Signs as Cats
Aries: Jumps on you a lot, always ‘dancing’ to upbeat music, tried haedbanging and fails, you don’t know if they’re happy or declaring war, energetic
Taurus: Sleeps for 20 hours straight, steals and hides your food, always down for cuddling, rarely moves, never chases rats because they’re too lazy
Gemini: Prankster, unpredictable, often seen with other cats, jumps on you at night, chases animals for fun but never eats them, cheerful
Cancer: Brings you rats, eats a lot, often under a cozy blanket, watching you from afar, cares for their siblings a lot, pouty, usually at home, sleepy
Leo: Pretends they’re a lion, never gives up chasing animals, always surrounded by people, eye-catching, spends 15 hours licking their fur
Virgo: Wakes you up in the morning, rips off old pages on your calendar, knows your plans better than you do, always prepared, always worried
Libra: Often found near flowers, loves nature, loves the smell of tea, hates getting dirty, popular, always beside you when you buy clothes
Scorpio: Always outside on rainy days, gets jealous easily, becomes more affectionate when noone else is around, passionate, hates noise
Sagittarius: Always outside, gets home covered in dirt, chases their food, often playing with dogs, never asleep, has probably broken their legs twice
Capricorn: Reads the newspaper, often in front of the TV with food, sleeps for exactly 6 hours, 30 minutes and 5 seconds, always home early
Aquarius: Often found near MP3-Players and technology, actually gets along with rats, somewhat popular, somewhat awkward, wild at night
Pisces: Rarely leaves the house, runs away from rats, often napping, often found near art or TVs, often don’t know what’s going on, pretty lazy
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The Signs at the Oscars
Aries: Best original score
Taurus: Best costume design
Gemini: Best actor in supporting role
Cancer: Best original song
Leo: Best actor in leading role
Virgo: Best documentary feature
Libra: Best makeup and hairstyling
Scorpio: Best actress in supporting role
Sagittarius: Best film editing
Capricorn: Best director
Aquarius: Best visual effects
Pisces: Best art direction
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