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incorrectcreepypastafam · 2 months

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Ben: an uninhabited island

Ben: full of volcanoes

Sally, aside: I think we should be careful about the volcano thing because what if some big disaster happens like the day you put the video up and people get hurt

Ben, turning to the camera: there’s no such thing as volcanoes

Ben, aside: I don’t know if that’s any better

Sally: I think maybe we should start over

#source: markiplier #creepypasta #creepypasta incorrect quotes #ben drowned #benjamin lawman #sally creepypasta #sally williams #incorrect quotes

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dcau-incorrect-quotes · 1 month

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Lex Luthor to Superman: I hate everything you stand for, and everything you are.

#source: markiplier #dc comics #dcau #justice league #justice league unlimited #jlu #stas #superman the animated series #dc #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect dc comics #superman #clark kent #kal el #lex luthor

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dead-dog-dont-eat · 1 year

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*Everyone in Bruce Wayne's Manor after Joker gets married to Bruce*

Scarecrow: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Joker: ... N-No...

Joker, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Scarecrow, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Two-Face: I see a-

Joker, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Scarecrow: Oh, well I-

Joker: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Joker, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Bane: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Riddler: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Joker: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Joker: I am a man who owns four ovens...

Joker, louder and way too happy: I am a man... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Joker: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Catwoman, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Joker:

Scarecrow: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Joker:

Joker, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!

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spiltinksky · 6 months

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Soonyoung: Wonwoo? Do you have anything nice to say about Jihoon?

Wonwoo: I've... seen shorter people.

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rose-coloured-prince · 7 months

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Patton: i agree! I think janus did really well

Patton: Virgil? Do you have anything nice to say about Janus?

Virgil: ... ive seen... shorter people

#sanders sides #patton sanders #virgil sanders #janus sanders #incorrect quotes #errirambles #source: markiplier

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welcomehomeincorrectquotes · 7 months

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Home is going through a major heat wave:

Frank: *overheating* Ugh, I need help...

Barnaby: *rushes over with a glass of cold water* Here you go!

Frank: *gulping it down* Phew, thank you... *smiling at Barnaby sincerely*

Barnaby: *mischievously* How does it feel to be in my debt?

Frank: *blue-screens* ...

Barnaby: *starts to laugh*

Frank: I said, "thank you."

#source: markiplier #Frank Frankly #Barnaby B Beagle #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

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resident-wof-expert · 1 month

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Winter: Queen Glory! Please, help me! I went in the direction that I thought would take me the farthest from these incompetents, and somehow we're all flying together!

Qibli: I don't know why you never want to work with us.

Winter: Work?

Winter: With?!

Winter: YOU?!

Winter: Each one of those words was more outrageous than the last!!

#source: markiplier #wof #wof incorrect quotes #wings of fire #wings of fire incorrect quotes #wof winter #wof qibli #wof moonwatcher #wof kinkajou #incorrect quotes

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adastra121 · 1 month

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Vere, after Mhin kills a Soulless before him: This is such bullshit— MC: I agree, Mhin did really well. Mhin: Thanks, MC. MC: Do you have anything nice to say about Mhin, Vere? Vere: ... Vere: I've seen shorter people. Mhin: -_- Vere: Was that good? MC, struggling not to laugh: Yeah, good job, buddy.

#in my mind they’re a group of friends XD #a group of idiot friends but friends nonetheless #projecting that hard onto mc — wrangling them all up in one big get along shirt #touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved vere #touchstarved mhin #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #source: markiplier

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smh0217 · 11 months

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*Jaune brings Adrian to visit Ren and Nora after he hit his growth spurt*

Ren, happily: You’ve grown taller!

Nora, not so happily: How fucking dare you!

#RWBY #Jaune Arc #Nora Valkyrie #Lie Ren #Adrian Cotta Arc #source: markiplier #incorrect rwby quotes #Nora isn’t happy her little budy is growing up

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ask-the-spooky-fellas · 5 months

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When Bob is the most sane person in a room its a little worrying