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bee-a-garbage-shipper · 11 months
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Jason: I'm not perfect. I say stupid things sometimes, I laugh when I'm not supposed to.
Jason: I have scars left by people who did me wrong. I'm crazy and probably won't change.
Jason: Love me or not, but I'll make one promise. I love you Danny— I'll do it with a full heart.
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zylev-blog · 2 months
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Danny and Jazz were forced to go to a gala with Vlad. During the gala, the Joker and Harley Quinn decided to prey on the rich.
Danny: Quick, Jazz, make a distraction.
Jazz: *immediately turning to the person beside her* I was just thinking how I would make the perfect American president based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.
Dick, who was trying to slip out of the room: *intrugued* how does your dance ability make you a good president?
Jazz: I am so glad you asked.
Ten minutes later, she manages to distract Dick, Damian, and Steph. Bruce is not happy about this.
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Another sibling quotes comic
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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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rinkunokoisuru · 8 days
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You guys remember this episode, right? Based on this post by @totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes
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the-b1ah · 11 days
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Part 4 of You can’t bench me!
God I wish I could punch people instead of studying for exams. So close to the end yet so far ;-; . If you see spelling errors no you didn’t
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Phantom has officially given up on his homework and joined the flock in fighting crime. How are you going to dad your way through this situation Red Hood? The rest of the batfamily is pulling out the popcorn for the inevitable meltdown and fight.
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Red Robin: spinnn 🪩✨ ✨ bonk!!
Phantom: I have a gun and imma to make it everyone’s problem !!!!
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Phantom: No. >:(
Red hood: …
RR&spoiler: OoOOOOooo someone’s in trouuuuubleeeeee!!!
Robin: what an idiot
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Origin | part 3 | part 5
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incorrectbatfam · 1 month
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Bruce: First impressions are very important.
Jason: Yet you adopted me anyway.
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flowerytale · 1 year
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Daphne du Maurier, from Rebecca
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mfdragon · 5 months
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Guess who watched The Grinch movie recently.
Amazing film. Please consider this like an in between filler comic. Thank you 👌🏻 Merry Christmas everyone 🎄 ✨
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meow-b1tch-blog · 23 days
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satoshy12 · 26 days
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Cass looked at her baby:" So why is our Baby flying Danny." Danny:" I am something like a Meta." Cass nodded her head." Okay, now bring the baby down." The Batfamily just looked, well that is Cass for you just accept it.
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hugsandchaos · 21 days
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Tucker: Dude, it’s 10 degrees outside! Aren’t you cold?!
Danny, standing in the middle of a blizzard with a hot cocoa: Nah.
Frostbite: Great One, it’s 60 degrees outside! Are you sure you’re alright in this weather?
Danny, laying on his stomach on a rock like a lizard: Yeah, I’m good.
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zylev-blog · 2 months
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*Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation*
Danny: How do you eat pickles?
Dick: What do you mean?
Danny: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes.
Dick: Yeah, that's why you use a fork.
Danny B: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean.
Dick: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work.
Dick: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl.
Danny: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing.
Dick: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug.
Danny: *Nods in agreement*
Jason: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS!
Danny: Jeez, okay.
Dick: Quit yelling at us already.
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I think they should all be weird and so outrageously 14 years old
Idea for the comic comes from an interaction between two of my siblings.
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Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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i-suc-at-art · 2 months
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Dp x Dc Prompt #1
Danny (holding someone who is passed out (maybe it’s dani idk)) knocking on Jason’s apartment door
Jason: “Who is it?”
Danny: “I have a dead body open the door!”
Jason looking concerned as he opens the door quickly
Danny: “They’re technically not actually dead, but there’s no way you’d open the door if i told you anything else…”
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