Day 1 Title: With Seed As Strong As Blood Prompt #: 3 Ships: Orion Black/Regulus Black, Regulus Black/Sirius Black, Orion Black/Regulus Black/Sirius Black Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage, Rape/Non-con Wordcount: 2,200 Summary:

"You want him," Orion states unquestioningly, his fingers trailing along Regulus' side to the dip of his waist and those widening hips. His son's tiny, hairless cocklet is erect and leaking beneath the cascading fabric—a mouth-watering sight.  Sirius' own Alpha male pheromones surge, and Regulus becomes unsteady on his feet, all but collapsing against his father, panting heavily. Orion scoops the slight form into his arms, like the dainty princess that he is. The dressing gown falls open to reveal a swollen, pink nipple, almost bruised. Regulus has clearly been playing with himself in desperate preparation. He can imagine those soft, sweet moans as he tries to relieve his carnal need, but it is all for naught. Only an Alpha can bring his son the relief and pleasure he needs. Even so, he's an insatiable little thing who has been blessed with two Alphas at his disposal. "Do your duty," Orion commands Sirius, "and you shall have your fill of our sweet Omega."

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HP Cest Fest 2023: Fic ☕️📖

come softly to me

Author: ??? Prompt #: 125 Ship(s): Orion Black/Regulus Black Rating: Explicit Wordcount: 2,100

Warnings/Tags: Incest, Parent/Child Incest, Alcohol, Mildly Dubious Consent, due to alcohol, Blow Jobs, Semi-Public Sex, Frottage, Rough Oral Sex, Come Swallowing

Summary: Regulus is finally old enough to experience one of the famous Black family parties. The guests are wild, and the firewhisky is stronger than Regulus anticipated. Dazed and greedily aroused, he finds himself in a hallway in his father's company.

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remus: men have prostates in their ass for a reason.

sirius: you used to be shy, now you’re a whore.

remus: character development.

The Marauders on a road trip:

Sirius driving at 90

James: slow down, mate

Sirius speeds up

Reg: slow down.

Sirius ignores him

Remus: Slow. Down.

Sirius immediately slows down to 50

James: *writes in Hindi "Will you let me marry your brother?" on piece of paper and gives the note to Reggie* Reg: What's that? James: It means "Did you like your dinner?". You know, we had Indian dinner and I'm teaching you Hind... You can take it and show off to Padfoot. Reg:Ooo, right * goes * Look, look. New sentence. Sirius: What does it mean? Reg: "Did you like your dinner?" Sirius: Yeah, I did. James: Write it down, Padfoot. Sirius, laughing: *writes "Yes" and signs* James: I HAVE THE CONTRACT SIGNED!

James: When Regulus was born, the gods said, "He's too perfect for this world."

Sirius: Please. When he was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

*★,°*:.☆\(￣▽￣)/:*.°★*

Regulus: You remind me of someone who ate bugs as a child.

James: What an oddly specific—

Regulus: I’m right, aren’t I?

James:

James: Maybe…

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c: @akwardsilince

Death eater: we have your dad Harry: Which one? Death eater: What? Harry: Which dad? Death eater: Dark curly hair, looks tired... likes cats Harry: Oh that's regulus Harry: Yeah you don't have him, he has you Sirius: Lmao good luck

sirius black who tries not to smoke around you. sirius black who introduces you to underground rock bands. sirius black who loves concert dates. sirius black who secretly loves the arctic monkeys more than you do. sirius black who learns your favorite songs on the guitar so he can serenade you. sirius black who pretends to be mad when you get cold (bc you conveniently forgot your coat), but who secretly loves to see you in his oversized leather jacket. sirius black who cries because you care more about him than his family ever did. sirius black who borderline begs you to sneak up to the astronomy tower with him at 3am because he can't sleep and you're the only one who would understand. sirius black who takes so much sugar in his coffee it could kill a diabetic. sirius black who does your eyeliner for you.

remus lupin. james potter.

sirius: bad news - reggie locked himself outside of his and james’ house.

sirius: good news - we didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.

sirius: bad news - james finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. i was too embarrassed to admit that the reason i learned it was because, at thirteen, i figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.

sirius: good news- a cute guy saw me do it.

sirius: bad news - it was remus, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because i saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows i can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think i’m cool no matter what i do. it's too late. he knows.

marlene: you’re a fool.

HP Cest Fest: Fic ☕️ 📖

Title: loveliest lies of all Author: ??? Prompt #: 58 Ship: Orion Black/Regulus Black Rating: Explicit Wordcount: 4.7k Warnings/Tags: Underage, Obsession, Incest, Underage Sex, Anal Sex, Unhealthy Relationships, Fantasizing, Ambiguous Age, Daddy Kink, Dirty Talk, Dirty Thoughts, Father/Son Incest, Implied Sirius Black/Other(s), Slapping, Humiliation, Painful Sex, Lactation Kink, Feminization, Lap Sex, Loss of Virginity, First Time, Finger Sucking

Summary: The first person Regulus ever felt jealous of was his loud, troublemaker brother, who attracted all the attention of their parents to himself. The second person was his mother, for reasons he'd rather not think of.

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james: why can’t dinosaurs clap ?

sirius: because their arms are too shor-

regulus: because they’re dead.

i just know that reg and sirius steal each other clothes to the point they don't know whose was it originally 😫😫 wish i could

Reg, being himself, a little scary and weird:

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: I'm stuck with him... you chose him

James: I don't know!!!

Reg smiles at him

James, lovesick: ...yeah, I do. I know