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teaformoony · 2 months

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regulus: do NOT tell james about this

remus: you want me to LIE to james???

regulus: is that a problem?

remus: lol no

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moonyspride · 7 months

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sirius: bad news - reggie locked himself outside of his and james’ house.

sirius: good news - we didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.

sirius: bad news - james finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. i was too embarrassed to admit that the reason i learned it was because, at thirteen, i figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.

sirius: good news- a cute guy saw me do it.

sirius: bad news - it was remus, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because i saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows i can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think i’m cool no matter what i do. it's too late. he knows.

marlene: you’re a fool.

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oxydiane · 2 years

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remus, commenting quidditch: if anyone’s keeping track of how many times potter has been distracted by the slytherin seeker and missed the quaffle so far in the match my count’s eleven

remus: in other news sirius black wants me to publicly state that if gryffindor chaser potter doesn’t take his eyes off his brother and start scoring he will piss in potter’s cornflakes for the rest of the year

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narcissa97 · 1 year

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*Sirius and James sitting in jail together* James: So who should we call? Sirius: I'd call Remus but I feel safer in jail James: Yeah, I'd call regulus but I don't think I'll make it through the day alive if I do that

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moonyscardigan13 · 1 year

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James: Ask me why I love you.

Regulus: Ok. Why do you love me?

James: *pulls out a 200-slide presentation*

James: I'm glad you asked.

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sebbianas · 11 months

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regulus: i’m going to take you out

james: great! its a date!

regulus: i meant that as a threat

james: see you at five!

#jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #incorrect jegulus #james potter #regulus black #marauders #hp marauders

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suzus-bunkbed · 2 years

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regulus: i have something to confess

evan: is this you finally coming out?

barty: is it potter? must be. i bet 10 galleons

pandora: i would be very surprised if it wasn't james

dorcas: truly, all those eye-fucking that happened

regulus, dumbfounded: i was...going to say me and sirius are...okay now

all of them: oh...

barty, after a while: yes very charming but is it potter? im not letting my money be wasted on nothing

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doorlene · 1 year

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regulus who replies 5 to 10 hours later or not at all x james who replies the moment u send ur message

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crowsmischief · 1 year

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James: hey Reg, wanna hear a joke?

Regulus: i'm more into dark humor

James: *turns off the lights* so the joke-

#marauders #marauders era #james potter #regulus black #prongs #incorrect marauders #starchaser #jegulus #sunseeker #incorrect jegulus

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wild-flowerhoney · 9 months

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regulus: due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

evan: potter said 'i love you' and you said 'thanks', didn't you?

regulus: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

#hp #marauders era #regulus black #evan rosier #jegulus #starchaser #incorrect slytherin skittles #incorrect jegulus

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aficionadoenthusiast · 1 year

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regulus shifts to his cat form and brings james dead animals when they argue because the first time he did it, he was being a little shit and wanted to make james uncomfortable but instead james was so happy that regulus got him a gift they stopped arguing

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teaformoony · 11 months

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james: i’m pretty sure that’s illegal, reg

regulus: i’m pretty sure i’m a criminal, potter

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moonyspride · 6 months

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james: DATE NIGHTTTTT

james: WHAT DO I WEAR

remus: clothes would be a good start mate

peter: oh and definitely some boxers

peter: unless you wanna go commando

sirius: jamie… please don’t turn up in your birthday suit to take my brother on a date

remus: reggie might like that though

sirius: don’t speak so daft remus

sirius: reggie doesn’t like naked bodies. he’s too young.

peter: he’s a year younger?

remus: sirius. question.

sirius: yes my moonage daydream?

remus: did you like the look of naked bodies last year when you were 17?

sirius, winking: i liked the sight of a naked you

peter: *walks out*

remus: padfoot.

sirius: oh come on. you practically gave me that one.

james: i mean you kinda did.

james: anyways. you’ve been no help at all.

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oxydiane · 2 years

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james: did you ever think about how we never stop tasting our own tongues?

regulus: how about i taste yours for a change

sirius: i hate this so much. i hate this so much. get out of my house

#sirius hates his life #also ‘his house’ is the potters’ really #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #regulus black #marauders #marauders era #wolfstar #peter pettigrew #incorrect marauders #jegulus #incorrect marauders era #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter #starchaser #incorrect jegulus

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narcissa97 · 1 year

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James: ... Regulus: ... James: when and where did you get the cat Regulus: when i went out... James: you went to target Regulus: yes James: ... James: you went there for CHIPS Regulus: ... Regulus: yes

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dear-evanrosier · 2 years

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james: morning sunshine

reg: morning James

james: CALL ME SOMETHING CUTE DAMNIT

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