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mossycobblestonewrites · 1 day

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DC X DP PROMPT #23

"Stop bleeding on the antique rugs, they are irreplaceable."

Danny was NOT above punting a child. Danny didn't want to be bleeding out on antique rugs. But Danny is also conscious enough to know that this is in no way his fault. It's not his fault he ended up in a cult after getting chased by GiW agents across international borders. Which was bullshit by the way - their justification was already tentative at best, and they had no business operating out of the states (they had no business operating in the states, but I digress.)

In reality, Danny only groaned at the kid.

#dc x dp #dpxdc #danny in the loa #sort of #damian is a little shit #but we love him #he just cares about things #not this random boy getting his blood everywhere #thats rude #idk why danny is in a loa base #he just is

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goldenminutes · 7 months

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one day harry came home on a holiday and complained to his parents that oliver was constantly waking them up early. james jumped up saying that waking up his son so early is absurd and he’s a growing child who needs his sleep.

to which sirius and marlene snapped their heads around to glare at him

#marauders #they’re all alive #no one died #james is a hypocrite #remus also glared #james would accidentally wake up the whole dorm #he’s an idiot #but we love him #james potter #sirius black #lily evans #remus lupin

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violettehoneybee · 1 year

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CW: Fire

Me when I'm just sitting randomly and the idea of Neil just, burning himself alive to 'go home' crosses my mind. Sorry god. He's just a silly little goosey goose. I literally had to fight FOR MY LIFE to paint fire

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bri-cheeses · 3 months

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Currently think about: Barty breaking the heater during the winter as an excuse to cuddle Evan

(he actually just accidentally broke the heater but he is nothing if not an opportunist)

#he’s a train wreck #but we love him #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch jr

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dontgetcaught256 · 10 months

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Hiccup: Astrid, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Snotlout, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

#source: unsure #source: idk #httyd #hiccup haddock #book!hiccup is such a mood #like seriously boy is a savage #but we love him #sorry snotlout #incorrect httyd #rtte #astrid #hiccup #snotlout jorgenson #snotlout #incorrect rtte #astrid hofferson

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violetbumblebea · 2 years

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Damian, preparing to stab one of his siblings: >:)

Bruce, not even looking up from his newspaper: *Grabs a near by water spritzer and sprays* No, Damian

Damian: *angry and betrayed cat noises*

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corpusdiem-seizethedead · 7 months

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Race: My biggest talent is being stress!

Mush: Don’t you mean stressed?

Race: No

Davey, Jack, and Spot: *tired* No.

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little-pup-pip · 2 months

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Could you make a Regressor Beetlejuice from Beetlejuice the musical board? He's in his Terrible 2s and so so so yucky (positive)

Sure!!

#beetlejuice #!!!#He definitely is in his terrible 2s #but we love him #anyway i hope you enjoy!#sfw interaction only #moodboard #sfw agere #age regression #agere #sfw littlespace #agere moodboard #babyre #age dreaming #baby regression #tw bugs #beetlejuice musical #tw spiders

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elancie · 1 month

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Viper’s Mitchell bets

Jester: Mike there is no way little Mitchell will win the Trophy, not with Iceman being here.

Viper: He’s Duke’s boy Rick, don’t underestimate him.

Jester: …It’s because of that stunt he pulled with the MiGs, isn’t it?

Viper: Little shit lost me a bet to his dead father, no way I’m going to watch him lose.

Jester: Duke seriously bettet on his son’s style of flying?

Viper: Motherfucker knew his son was just as insane as he was. Christ, makes you wonder where his mother’s education went.

#pete maverick mitchell #top gun #top gun maverick #top gun 1986 #incorrect top gun quotes #viper #duke mitchell #duke Mitchell was just as crazy as his son #maybe even worse #Maverick is a pain in the ass #but we love him #we love them all #tgm

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severussnapemylove · 6 months

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Y/N; "Severus, love of my life, pain in my ass.”

#incorrect quotes #He's a lot of work somethimes #But we love him #severus snape #severus snape x reader #reader insert

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vickenstain · 1 year

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regulus making a terrible decision and no one convincing him otherwise

sirius: sooo

regulus: nobody did it, do you really think you're going to change my mind?

sirius: oh no no no no my dear little brother i just came here to say i would do the exact same thing

regulus:

sirius:

regulus: yeah i won't do it

#jegulus #regulus black #james potter #james x regulus #starchaser #black brothers #sirius black #wolfstar #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect marauders era #incorrect quotes #sirius makes terrible decisions #but we love him #marauders #marauders era

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petit-papillion · 2 months

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Just Quali King things...

This also illustrates the lengths Charles has to go to just to be able to get close to Max and his rocket ship car...

#he is a little insane #but we love him #charles leclerc #quali king #saudi arabian gp 2024 #sau24 quali day #cl data #formula 1 #f1

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little-bumblebeeee · 8 months

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Moonlight - part 1

werewolf!Steve x vampire!Eddie

There are werewolves in Hawkins. Yeah right, and there are monsters under the bed. That's Eddie's reasoning. Vampires don't exist, neither do werewolves or monsters or the boogeyman or mermaids or any similar creature. The howling at full moon nights are probably some weirdo trying to scare kids - hell, he'd do it too - and the reason Dustin Henderson keeps buying an insane amount of raw meat on those nights is because...the Hendersons like beef? Look, Eddie doesn't know, he just knows he's not falling for some myth.

"Well, if you're so brave go stay the night in the woods tomorrow night during the full moon." Gareth tells him with arms crossed in front of him and poking Eddie pretty damn hard in the arm. "I just might." Eddie retorts, though he knows he'll probably book it out of there the second he hears a twig snap, but there are people around. He can't act like a scared little kid. So that's why he's lugging a tent and a bag of snacks into the woods because he's not gonna let his stomach rumbling give away where he is to any crazy murderers hiding in the woods or werewolves - not like they exist or anything.

He had to get Wayne to teach him how to set up a tent at least 5 times before he even stepped near the woods. His flashlight sweeps the ground, the fresh batteries making it brighter than ever. Is he paranoid? Pfft, no, he's just not dumb, he's seen horror movies. It's quiet for a few hours, and Eddie totally doesn't almost squeal like a scared middle schooler who hasnt hit puberty yet when he sees a silhouette stumbling next to his tent. He can hear their heavy breathing, they must've ran here. They say a choked sounding string of curse words and - wait, Harrington? That's clearly his voice, what is he doing here? And why is he running? Is he running from something!?

Eddie peeks his head just a little bit out of the tent to see Steve there, keeled over and breathing like he'd just run a marathon. He looks like he's in pain as he falls to his knees, digging his nails - no, claws into the ground. He didn't have claws yesterday, what the actual hell!?

So, Eddie does what Eddie does best, he runs. He runs and runs and runs until he falls over because even though he's good at running away from things he hasn't gotten proper exercise in at least a couple years. Luckily there's no beast chasing him, only a howling far in the woods. He sounds like he's in pain, and part of Eddie wants to go back - but the sensible part of him is telling him to keep running. How deep was he in the woods? He's pretty sure he wasn't even that far yet they seem never ending. He's starting to panic, he feels like he's in a horror movie with the thuds and snarls behind him and never ending forest. He knows you're not supposed to look back but he does and... he isn't getting chased? Harrington, now fully transformed, has just slowly walked away and curled up. Whimpering.

It's so surprising Eddie slows to a jog, Steve reminding him less of a ferocious beast and more of a big dog that's all bark and no bite. The sensible part of him is screaming for him to keep running, but he's tired of running, his ribs hurt, and he wants to pet the big scary wolf. So he goes to pet the big scary wolf, almost immediately regretting when Steve snarls at him, opening one eye that's surprisingly the same honey brown.

But even more surprisingly, Steve stops snarling, nudging his head under Eddie's hand and closing his eyes once more like a dog. He's calm, just lying there. "Uh...good boy?" Eddie says, not sure if he should call Steve that in case he's still kind of human. He's never going to let Steve live this down. Steve "Good Boy" Harrington.

Okay maybe he shouldn't use that one in front of his friends. Bad idea. Very bad. Yup. Icky. He leans his back against the tree, Steve's head on his lap. It's kind of nice, Eddie struggling to stay awake as he literally cuddles a big ferocious beast. He's pretty sure Steve falls asleep at some point too, so he doesn't mind leaning back against the tree trunk and closing his eyes.

He knows he has Steve to protect him if anything happens. And he does, even if a bunny gets too close to Eddie as he sleeps Steve will snarl until it runs away, making sure not to wake the sleeping beauty he's laying his head on.

This won't go anywhere, Steve will make sure of it, but it's nice. And it'll be nice until morning comes, until Steve has to run away to find that little log he stuffed his bag of clothes in because he doesn't want to explain how his clothes ripped when he transformed. So, Eddie wakes up to nothing except a weird looking bug on his hand and a memory of soft fur that he really hopes was a weird ass dream.

Let me know if you want a part 2 and if so if you want to be tagged as well!! Also cut me some slack, this is my first serious fic ._. (little picture up top by me, pictures taken from pinterest)

PART 2!!! :D

#stranger things #eddie munson #joseph quinn #steve harrington #joe keery #joe quinn #steddie #werewolf steve harrington #vampire eddie munson #eventual steddie #come get yall juice #Yes Eddie ran in the wrong direction #Stupid stupid boy #but we love him #steve x eddie #werewolf steve x vampire eddie #Moonlight steddie fic

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faerieriddle · 1 year

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Steve: “Is it homosexual to gaze into your homie’s eyes and see everything you could ever want?”

Robin: “Steve, my dude, what the fuck”

Eddie *lying in their shared bed*: “No, yeah, totally normal big boy, now get back in bed”

#steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #hes a silly little guy #he means well #steve is an idiot #but we love him #steve x eddie #steddie #stranger things

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thegaynessarchives · 10 months

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Jonathan Sims stop being a dumbass challenge (impossible)

#tma #magnus archives #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #tma fandom #tma memes #jon magnus archives #jonathan sims #the archivist #tma jon #the magnus archives memes #the magnus pod #jon archivist #jon sims #jon sims is a dumbass #but we love him

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chirpsythismorning · 2 years

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I'm sorry but, I really don't know how anyone can still believe with full confidence that Mike is straight after the airport scene.

It's arguably the most blatant, yet overlooked scene between these three characters, specifically Mike's dynamic with El vs. Mike's dynamic with Will.

Although Mike shows up in sunglasses, I highly doubt he wore them the entire flight. This means Mike probably put on the sunglasses to go from the plane, through the Passenger Boarding Bridge, and directly to the gate entrance where they were waiting for him, all of which are indoors.

Yes, it's sunny in California, and that's what makes this such a good excuse (alibi) for Mike.

Now could this just be a coincidence? Yes, it definitely could!

Now, does Mike ever wear his sunglasses again? No..

Not even for sun purposes in sunny California? No.

(At least not technically until the end of s4... but that's a whole other blatant metaphor about 'eyes being windows into the souls' for another time.)

It's only after him and El have kissed and hugged that Mike finally takes off the sunglasses... How convenient.

But you want to know what Mike did in this scene right before this, that's just... there's really no excuse for it.?

If I was a hardcore milkvan fan at this point, THIS is what would've ended that era for me. Like, I just can't think of anything other than one obvious reason for why Mike did this...

Picture it.

You're Mike, reuniting with your girlfriend with whom you haven't seen in about six months. You were even kind enough to get her a gift, flowers, which you, *reads notes*, quickly put in between you and your girlfriend moments before she embraced you, with you almost instantly shouting CAREFUL, CAREFUL YOUR SQUISHING YOUR PRESENT, so that she had no choice but to separate...

How... sweet?

Nope. I'm sorry, but no. Nothing excuses this at all.

Dude literally risked ruining the present he got for her, by using it as a shield. He literally used the present he got for her as an excuse for why they had to separate sooner than later...

Like, this is repressed gay behavior of epic proportions, especially considering what follows.

Notice how when Mike approached El, he's decked out with hat/sunglasses, his hands full with the flowers and his duffel bag?

Well, notice how in contrast, when Mike approaches Will right afterwards, as he's going in for a hug, Mike switches his duffel bag from his right to his left hand (now empty after giving el the flowers) so that he can go in for a better hug with Will, with his dominant arm, only to immediately backtrack and settle for a shoulder bump...

We also get a shot of Mike looking Will up and down, no sunglasses to hide his reaction this time.

So.. basically, Mike's instinct here with El was to not make it so obvious he's not in love with her, while his instinct with Will was to not make it so obvious that he's in love with him (and boy did he fail)...

Mike addressing Will's painting, assuming it's indeed for some girl, only to never attempt to find out anything else whatsoever, for the rest of the season, about said girl his best friend is in love with?

Argyle calling Mike's shirt a knock-off, essentially calling Mike a knock-off?

Mike looking offended at Will's mention of Angela???

Like, this scene is just all around Mike being an absolute gay disaster, and the fact that 99% of audience doesn't realize this, is downright hilarious.

#stranger things #byler #airport scene #4x02 venca's curse #gay mike wheeler #bi mike wheeler #bisexual mike wheeler #this scene does have bi mike wheeler proofs so i should say bi disaster #he's a disaster all around #gay disaster #bisexual disaster #disaster all around #but we love him #but someone should also check in with him besides #unreliable narrator will byers

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