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mire1li · 3 months

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Reader as Alastor's Mother part 2

Part 1!, Part 3!

𓋼 You would absolutely decorate his microphone with a bunch of ribbons you found!

And he would absolutely allow it in fear of upsetting you, although he began to take them off later on when he had to leave, but seeing you get sad at his actions changed his mind… It did not help that the ribbons were glittery.

“Oh look, Sparkles got sparklier!” Angel had said when Alastor was passing by.

𓋼 He wants you to be happy but don't even try having feelings for anyone in hell, they'll most likely 'disappear under mysterious circumstances' and then you'll just so happen to hear their screams on Alastor's radio broadcast <3

Lucifer tries to flirt everytime he sees you outside (or once he comes back to see the hotel which… would be 'some' time later…) But it's not long before Alastor shows up bcs he has a shadow follow you everywhere

“My mother certainly would not want someone so… ancient…”

“are you trying to make me sound like a fossil?”

“Maybe~ I can’t say for sure though!”

"Y'know, I've stolen wives before… maybe it's time to steal a mother instead!"

"I'm going to fucking kill you"

𓋼 Lucifer would play silly games with you and bring you gifts by leaving them at the hotel’s doorstep, although you never received any (like he thought you did) because Alastor would always take them before you saw them. Or he would make them his own to give to you if you were having a worse day than usual!

“Mother, I had noticed that you weren’t feeling all too great so I brought you a wonderful gift!”

“Oh, thank you, darling!”

Your mood always brightened when he gave you these gifts. 𓋼 One time when Lucifer visited the hotel, he went straight to you to ask you about how you liked the gifts.

"[Name]! Hello, deer, how are you? Did you like the gifts that I left you?"

"Hello Luci, I'm fine, thank you! … Gifts? what gifts?"

"The ones… that I left on the doorstep of the hotel!"

"I dont recall seeing any gifts there… but Alastor recently started leaving the hotel more often! Not for very long though…"

And then Lucifer realised. You never received his gifts because Alastor got to them first! After that, he made sure to put a note with his signature on them. Though, that still didn't deter Alastor, to Lucifer's dismay.

𓋼 One time, Angel returned to the hotel at an unreasonably late hour, so you went to make sure everything was alright.

"Are you alright, Angel?"

"Huh? No, I'm totally fucked!"

"Why? What happened?"

"You know Valentino right? My boss?"

"Of course I do, everyone hates him quite a bit here and you always talk about him"

"Right, well, fuckin' Val made me work an extra 10 hours!"

"He what?!"

"Yeah! Absolute bitch move."

Naturally, Alastor was watching and listening to you two so you turned to him, with quite the menacing look in your eyes.

"Oh Alastor, prepare your radio broadcast!~"

𓋼 You noticed that most of the residents of the hotel all came to you for advice quite often (except Niffty, she's just an entirely different entity)

"It seems they have become quite fond of you, Mother"

"They have, haven't they?"

Alastor's expression was always one of annoyance whenever someone came to you for help. He wouldn't dare admit it, but he was most certainly jealous of anyone who even stood too close to you, let alone talked to you.

𓋼 Because of that one time that Alastor stood right next to Charlie to spite Lucifer, Lucifer decided to stand just that close to you to get back at him.

"An eye for an eye, Mr Radio!"

"I recommend you watch yourself."

𓋼 One time, when you were out of the hotel and walking around Hell with Alastor, Vox just so happened to see you on one of his tv screens, Valentino sitting by him, messaging someone.

"Hey Val, who the fuck is that with that old-timey prick?"

"Hm? No clue."

"You didn't even look, fuckhead"

"How would you know? You're too busy eyefucking Alastor."

"I am not"

"She's probably just another one of those redemption hotel idiots. It doesn't matter"

But Vox still just glared at the screen.

𓋼 Vox continued to keep an eye on you, seeing just how wonderful you are and so when you were outside the hotel alone (or so he thought) he went up to you. Somehow he didn't catch onto the fact that you're Alastor's mother.

"Hello-"

"What do you think you're doing?" Alastor, of course, suddenly appeared out of thin air, standing in between you and Vox, with an even more annoyed smile than usual.

"Alastor, is this another one of your friends?"

"No-"

"Yes, absolutely, ma'am. Great friends, in fact!"

"Ha! Well, you see, this is my Mother."

"Your what?"

Yeah, Alastor simply walked away with you whilst Vox was buffering.

𓋼 Vox constantly tried to talk to you alone but Alastor was always there to stop him, so unfortunate.

"Would you stay away from my Mother, you-! Ahem, my apologies, Mother."

"Hah! Your mother? I think you meant our mother!"

𓋼 Alastor would absolutely cover your ears when swearing at, or insulting, anyone.

𓋼 When you first met Valentino, you were so mad at him on Angel's behalf that you knocked him out and brought him back to the hotel with you. Of course, Vox was there with Val but he was like a lost duckling, just slowly trailing behind you, unsure what to do.

"I'm back!"

"What the fuck did you do??" Angel was lying down on the couch when you entered, dragging the unconcious Valentino behind you.

"A favour to you and hell!"

"No, but how?!"

"That's a secret~"

"Ok… so why'd ya bring him here?"

"Redemption"

𓋼 Back to Lucifer! He would tell you random animal facts to try and impress you! He would also unironically ask around, and search up (if necessary), how to impress a woman.

𓋼 Lucifer would suddenly start playing the violin for everyone in the hotel 'for everyones' entertainment' as he called it. (It was meant for you though). Each time Lucifer did this, Alastor told you that something important happened that required your attention. You always stayed for the beginning though.

𓋼 One day, you were baking cookies and you and Alastor left the kitchen for a while whilst they were in the oven, however, you both somehow managed to forget about them… so when the smoke alarm suddenly rang, you ran into the kitchen, everyone wondering what happened.

"Fuck!"

"Language, Mother."

"Don't you 'language' me, young man!"

𓋼 You redecorated his room. He wasn't a fan of all the new colours, but he still appreciated the gesture. (There was a lot of glitter involved)

𓋼 After a while of you staying there, everyone definitely sees you as a mother figure (Alastor didn't appreciate this much either but he's willing to look past it for his friends)

𓋼 As small gifts, you made everyone items that resemble them and filled them with different colours of glitter and paper that remind you of them. Bonus: Behind the scenes! 1. Yuri's bad timing:

2. Vox and Val:

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2dollargoodwillfrogplush · 4 months

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runs up to these two like a dog owner “WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH?”

#nemona gets a pass because at least thinking its a free sample sounds reasonable #these two just have no excuse #theyre all so silly #pokemon #pokémon #pokemon sv #pkmn arven #pkmn penny #mochi mayhem

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max-the-silly-guy · 4 months

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@cherryfennec the gangs all here!!! I just love this concept and your designs for them I just had to make possessed/evil mario and super dimentio into actual pngs

#spm #super paper mario #paper mario ttyd #super dimentio #smb #super mario #I spent almost 3 hours on this #theyre all so silly #especially super dimentio I love how I did the tail #idk how else to tag this #dimentio has me locked up in their basement send help

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killjoy-prince · 8 months

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divorce selfie

#project sekai #prsk_fa #prsk #project sekai fanart #vocaloid #kaimeiluka #luka megurine #megurine luka #kaito vocaloid #kaito shion #meiko vocaloid #hatsune miku #miku hatsune #niigo #prince's art tag #i really love the niigo versions of these characters #theyre all so silly #i actually made this bc a mutual said a while back that she wanted to see them in this meme and so i wanted to draw it

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dhrubajjj · 4 months

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some lil doodles

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst art #dhrubajj art #twst fanart #disney twst #floyd #floyd leech #twst floyd #lilia #lilia vanrouge #twst lilia #deuce #deuce spade #twst deuce #theyre all so silly #i missed drawing floyd

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raayuie · 4 months

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mob psycho doodles B)

#theyre all so silly #new obsession?!!#my sister wanted me to upload these #gotta listen to the fans right?#mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #mp100 #mp100 fanart #shigeo kageyama #mob shigeo #mob #art #reigen is literally a wet dog #raayuieart

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possessedbydevils · 7 months

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Every male literature character core

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ribbonzregretz · 8 months

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who up buggin they bo today

#art #artists on tumblr #bugbo #bugbo fanart #bugbo gerbo #bugbo gradient joe #bugbo hoppo #theyre all so silly #joe is takin pictures for the photo album btw #the friend group photo album they totally have yep yeppers

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copdog1234 · 8 months

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I get so hyperfocused on the Forger family drama that it's easy to forget how fucking dramatic and silly the Eden kids are.

I love them.

#again rewatching sxf s1 and alflslaljf #theyre all so silly #sxf #spy x family #anya forger #becky blackbell #damian desmond #emile elman #ewen egeburg #george glooman #bill watkins

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szatan-to-gej · 5 months

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the lightning is shit but so is my art so guess its alright

also bonus kingerrrrrr :000

#the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #tadc ragatha #buttonblossom #tadc kinger #my art <3 #theyre all so silly #love em

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small-spark-of-light · 8 months

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i take the evadare series Very seriously XD

#incredibox #incredibox fanart #evadare #xrun #rafe #capitan #rayan #theyre all so silly #these are requests by people on discord #i’m open for ask requests too #sparks creations

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paperstrawberri · 6 months

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I am Loving secret life right now. It is so extemely funny and people seem to be having the most hilarious interactions.

Some of my favourite bits yet:

-DiD yOu JumP??

-the trapdoor incident??? they were just a pile?? in a shack??

-bigb's insistence on being extremely obtuse for absolutely no reason?? like the guy is just being purposefully suspicious

-everyones rhyming for some reason ig?? (fairground round mound bound hound)

-lizzie and timmy failing simply because the others are too nice? it is hilarious that the hardest task are the ones trying to get the other to be mean to them

ill add to this if i get more, feel free to add your favourite bits

#trafficblr #secret life #theyre all so silly

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max-the-silly-guy · 3 months

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