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paulkins really is perfect bisexual representation because from the outside they seem like the most normal couple on earth but separate them and one evolves into a crotchety lesbian pot farmer and the other becomes a full time submissive catboy. also the world usually ends before they ever get the chance to truly understand their love for each other. also in the one timeline where they make it past the awkward flirting stage and get married, their love is only able to flourish when they themselves are the earth-shattering twist, revealing to each other just how abnormal they are, and how perfect they fit in each other’s arms. did i mention the catboy thing
#loony rambles#paulkins#paul matthews#emma perkins#starkid productions#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#black friday#perky’s buds#hey melissa#nightmare time#bisexuality
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Paul finally got Ted that chai iced tea. <3
click for quality!
drawing request for @midnight-shipping
#jack jabbers#drawing request#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetfield fanart#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#paul matthews#ted spankoffski#paulted#paul x ted#chai coffee#digital art#artists on tumblr#clip studio paint#csp
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favorite hatchetfield scenes 2 / ??
#starkid#hatchetfield#the guy who didn’t like musicals#emma perkins#paul matthews#bill woodward#charlotte sweetly#lauren lopez#jon matteson#corey dorris#jaime lyn beatty
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paul stimboard :3
⛧ with petre (cat) stims !
☾ self-indulgent !
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#cat regression#kitten regression#petre#pet regression#paul matthews#starkid#stimboard#team starkid#stim#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#agere#age regression#cats
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Coffee Order head canons:
• Ted - iced chai with 2 shots of espresso
• Paul - black coffee if it’s Emma working (makes her job easier), iced caramel frappe with whip cream if she’s not
• Charlotte - london fog (earl grey latte with vanilla)
• Bill - whatever someone else feels like giving him, but black coffee is his default
• Emma - iced toffee latte (she secretly mixes in CBD)
• Peter - hot chocolate, maybe a peppermint hot chocolate if it’s winter
• Steph - iced quad shot lavender & vanilla oatmilk latte
• Ruth - can of monster or an Italian soda, no in between
• Richie - matcha latte (maybe some honey added)
• Grace - hot water (eventually discovers herbal tea and does that with no sweetener)
ohhh these are great i love this
#ted spankoffski#paul matthews#charlotte sweetly#bill woodward#emma perkins#peter spankoffski#stephanie lauter#ruth fleming#richie lipschitz#grace chasity#team starkid
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This btw. Been too long since I've drawn slutty paul
#ken talks#artwork#art#doodle#fanart#starkid#paul tgwdlm#paul matthews#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#babygirl#jon matteson
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Pokotho and Infected Paul stimboard...
with blue glowing stims!
requested by myself!
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#infected paul matthews#paul matthews#pokotho#pokey#the lords in black#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#stimboard#not paulkotho#but i am down to doing a paulkotho one at some point
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Catboyification beam, go!
#paul matthews#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#starkid#no this isnt hey melissa related#i just like catboys
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Dropout Does The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
So my theory about overlap of Dropout and Team Starkid seems to be accurate, and people seemed to like my Dropout does Nerdy Prudes Must Die post, so I'm back for another. Same method and criteria as my previous post, you can go see that if you want to know what they are. Also, I have previously done a similar list with Internet Personalities that included a handful of Dropout people, but I'm gonna try to make this one different.
Also spoilers for potentially anything in the Hatchetfield verse
Paul: Ross Bryant
Ross is a great straight man (in the comedy sense, I don't know his sexuality) while being very funny in his own right, and I think, while Paul has a lot of his own funny moments, it's very important that his character is also the more normal guy reacting to the madness around him. Also, he would slay the Jekyll and Hyde homage that is Let it Out.
Emma : Siobhan Thompson
I think one of the essential parts of Emma's character is an underlying exhaustion with the world, and that is very Adaine Abernant and Ruby Rocks, so I think Siobhan would embody that very well.
Charlotte: Vic Michaelis
I don't think I've ever heard them do a transatlantic accent before, but I just have this gut feeling they'd be so good at it.
Ted: Ify Nwadiwe
While I do genuinely think Ify would be great in the part, if I'm being fully honest, this casting is because I (despite my better judgment) find Ted Spankoffski hot, so casting arguably the hottest man in Dropout in this part makes me seem less damaged for being attracted to the self-proclaimed sleazeball. Also him and Vic seem like they would be great playing off each other.
Bill: Brian "Murph" Murphy
He just has "refuses to drink during the apocalypse so he can be the DD" energy.
Mr Davidson: Brian David Gilbert
Since I'm splitting up all the parts, this basically turns Mr Davidson into a Princess Track where the actor just shows up, sings about desire and being choked while he jerks off, but laments how he can never achieve his dreams, and then pretty much leaves, and I don't know why, but that seems right up BDG's alley.
Melissa: Lisa Gilroy
Lisa Gilroy seems nice, but also kinda scares me, and those are the correct vibes for Melissa (#heymelissacore)
Sam: Jacob Wysoki
My only concern about this casting is that he'd go SO HARD in You Tied Up My Heart that he would keep breaking the handcuffs and/or chair, but that's fine, it would be worth it.
Nora: Katie Marovitch
The "Decaf?" parts of Cup of Roasted Coffee already sounds a bit like her TBH.
Zoey: Rehka Shankar
I feel like Zoey is such an underrated, funny side character in the show (I know she's a very small part, but like every line she has is a banger) and I feel like Rehka is a very underrated performer, so this is a good match.
Greenpeace Girl: Persephone Valentine
Making up the Save the Sea Turtles campaign is such a Sam Nightengale move, and also she would eat up Lah Dee Dah Dah Day.
Alice: Surena Marie
She's got a bit of a baby face (I thought she was like 25) and I think she would handle the change from Alice to Hivemind Alice really well.
Deb: Emily Axford
I'm definitely not just casting this because I want Emily to be my protective and caring girlfriend...
Professor Hidgens: Josh Ruben
I don't have an explanation for this one, this is vibes alone.
General MacNamara: Brennan Lee Mulligan
"Wear a Watch" and a song highlighting how the hivemind is essentially fascist and using the military to destroy any resistance to their regime is so Brennan core.
Homeless Man: Ally Beardlsey
I just feel like this is the part they'd want.
Dan Reynolds: Lou Wilson
Icons play Icons.
Donna: Aabria Iyengar
Icons play Icons
Hard Cuts:
Jacob Wysoki as Ted
Mike Trapp as Paul
Emily Axford as Emma
Jess Ross as Charlotte
Lily Du as Zoey
Grant O'Brien as Professor Hidgens
Grant O'Brien as Ted
Ally Beardlsey as Ted
#fancast#musicals#broadway#please don't hate me#team starkid#dimension 20#brennan lee mulligan#dreamcast#drop#dropout#the#the guy who didn't like musicals#tg#tgwdlm#paul matthews#ross#ross bryant#emma perkins#siobh#siobhan thompson#vic michaelis#ify nwadiwe#jacob wy#jacob wysocki#brian#brian murphy#brian david gilbert#lisa gilroy#rehka shankar#katie marovitch
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i love having the power of creation
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"The most guy ever. He hates musicals, he likes coffee, he has no concrete goal that motivates all his actions, and he ALMOST saves the world singlehandedly."
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crackship: wiggly x paul
okay bye
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Paul: Well, look who's up! Good morning Sleepyhead. You've missed the best part of the day. I've been up since 6:30 getting many things accomplished.
Richie: At least when I have a day off, I can tell the difference.
Paul: I just know some nurse switched the bassinets.
#submission#source: calvin and hobbes#incorrect quotes#starkid#incorrect starkid#hatchetfield#incorrect hatchetfield#hatchetverse#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#incorrect tgwdlm#nerdy prudes must die#incorrect nerdy prudes must die#paul matthews#richie lipschitz
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starkid fans when they see Normal Man and his Barista Crush onscreen for 0.5 seconds:
#im starkid fans btw#like i screamed out loud when i saw them in npmd#i'll never get sick of them#starkid#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday#npmd#starkid npmd#nerdy prudes must die#emma perkins#paul matthews#lauren lopez#jon matteson#theatreposting#elle's original content
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paulkins stimboard :D
⛧ with bi & trans stims !
☾ rq'd by @h3xt0r !
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#paul matthews#emma perkins#paulkins#trans#transgender#bi#bisexual#bi4bi#t4t#starkid#stimboard#team starkid#stim#hatchetfield#hatchetverse
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richie is a trans guy and paul chose his name (richard) to stop him from picking the name of an anime character. his middle name is definitely still some anime character though, and he changes it weekly based on vibes and vibes alone
canon
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