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silverstzrs · 6 months
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♛"Playing pretend"-Gojo Satoru x reader♛
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☆🌹Summary:Satoru comes up to you with an offer, an offer to act like his fake girlfriend infront of the public.
★🌹AU: Modern, no jujutsu, Satoru's rich.
☆🌹WARNINGS:None
★🌹Part I/?
☆🌹WC:2.6k
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You are working at your usual 9 to 5 as a casiher, from the sun rising to the moon chasing behind you didnt get much freetime. You werent blessed with a good family background, so it meant you had to work harder to achive a portion of what some own. You sometimes ponder if one day you would obtain the chance to be someone crossing their legs watching TV in a million dollar mansion.
"Uhm excuse me?" a woman asked you, knocking you out of your fanastys back to reality as a cashier, you check the time, 5:10 pm your shift ending ten minutes ago,"can you help me find everything i need on this list?" she waves the list front of your face, the list looked to be 100 items long
"I am sorry ma'am, but my shift is over," you explained, but you were wondering why your co-worker is taking their shift late. Not really wanting to deal with a customer right now as your shift has ended, you try to ask her to wait for the arrival of your co-worker "can you wait for a few? The person taking the shift after will be arriving soon."
You hoped to see a face of understanding on the woman's face, but an annoyed expression was plastered over her face instead, "You are so rude!" she argued, throwing the list infront of you in entilement and stomping her feet, "I want to report to your manager!" god, this was the 3rd time today, you couldnt deal with this now.
You pressed a button behind the counter to call your manager for the third time today, your manager talked the woman into leaving. She faced towards you afterwards, her face has annoyed has ever, "This is the 3rd time today," she hissed at you, you held the hem of your skirt out of nevousity, the last time your manager was in a fimillar stance, she fired your ex co worker.
"My shift ended," you stated, you were still nevously holding the hem of your skirt, your co worker who was supposed to take the shift was late, she got a scolding too but not as bad as you now.
"Oh yeah? Alright then, your shift is over, forever, dont ever come back here again your fired" she screamed at you, you knew this was gonna happen, you didnt want to argue anymore so you stormed off in tears.
You sat at the bus stop, trying to call an uber. Tears rolling down your cheek has you processed the outcome of you jobless, your parents barely had enough to get a roof above your head, what about living expenses? You put down your phone with the thoughts, giving up on the idea to get an uber and walking instead to save a buck or two.
You wiped your tears, before picking yourself up physically and mentally to walk home, before someone appeared behind you calling out your name "Y/N!", that voice is a voice saved at the back of your hand, you turned around to see that it was your highschool bestfriend, Satoru Gojo.
Satoru has a rich family background, having monopolyed the industry, the Gojo's own 90% of the biggest brands throughout Japan. Due to him being the only son of the mastermind of it all, Mr Gojo, Satoru will be the heir to the family throne quite oppisite of you.
You looked down almost immediately, you didnt want to him to see your red and teary eyes. "Long time no see.." you wanted to end things short, your apartment was 3 blocks away and it was getting late, the brightness of the sun eaten by the darkness of the moon which makes it a trouble for you to get home.
"You dont need to hide what happened I was in the store," your eyes look up to him, he was wearing a white button-up with black jeans and his singnature sunglasses covering his eyes, he always liked wearing them even now he is wearing them at night. He also had two bodyguards 3 meters behind him, since birth he had a bounty on his head for the money, so it was reasonable for him to get bodyguards.
"Oh, thats embrassing, haha." You said, he had never worked a job like a cashier before, his father immediately made Satoru the head of all decisions in their business, he has millions if not billions in his hands. He was a goofy student in high school, often skipping class with his your shared group of friends along with you, he looks to be a changed man, professional and all.
"So do you need a job to replace yours?" He asked, maybe this was fate? Maybe getting fired from that job enabled you to get a higher paying job? You had good, no the best grades during high school, maybe it paid off? you questioned yourself, the sadness washed away with excitement.
"What job are you offering?" you questioned back to him, you were clearly interested, who wouldnt be? To have a chance to be hired in a huge company which your best friend owns. In addition, you got fired and you have to pay for food and bills somehow.
The moment Satoru heard those words, he replied "Lets not talk here shall we?" grabbed your hand and signaled his two buff body guards to follow him with the other, walking towards the coffee shop nearby. The sudden move made you shook, what was happening? Is he telling you to do something illegal? Why you?
When he reached the coffee shop, the waiter looked at him and greeted him with the most respect ever, "Welcome Sir Satoru," she bowed, you guessed his family owned a percentage of this business too. Satoru just nodded, walking towards a table with a seat for two, loosing the grip on your hand, sitting down making you do the same. His bodyguards were outside the coffee shop, probably instructed by Satoru.
"You are probably wondering why I took you here so suddenly Y/N" he started off, taking his sunglasses off to reveal his mesmerising blue eyes, looking right into yours. You were definately wondering why he would rather pull you here to talk about the job offer, and why he would tell his bodyguards to stand outside when their job is to protect Satoru. "I dont knos how to say this, but I have nevet given such a job before, I dont know how to start,"
What?? you got even more confused, your hands on your laps, eyes looking at his sunglasses he had placed down on the table.
After a minute, he thought of a good way to ask, he looked around, no one present to hear his words "My parents want me to marry someone I dont want, she's smart like you and my parents think she is ideal for me," he said, wait what does this have to do with a job offer? What job is he asking you to do right now? "I want you to be my fake girlfriend, so I dont need to marry her."
"What kind of job is that?" You replied, loosing interest until the thought of your parents not eating to put food on the table for you, you lost your job, you have close to no savings so you sighed "I'm poor, and my social class is zero. Why would they accept me?"
"We went to the same highschool, we were good friends and you are smart, probably the smartest in the whole of Japan" thats true, you got an award for having the best grades in the best university of Japan, "we have all the money in the world, my partner being broke is probably the least of their worries, they want someone to acompany me with the industry alike my mother. Plus due to our previous relationship, its more trust worthy"
Reasonable answers, it all depends on the pay for you now, "And the pay? I need the money" its the truth you do need it after you lost your job.
"20k usd a month" he said with a smirk, "it will rise by 2k every month" he added, now thats unpassable, he held out his hand out looking for a shake to finalize the deal. You shook his hand, anyone would accept in a heartbeat.
"Great~Y/N! heres my number, meet me in the Gojo HQ tomorrow to sign the contract" he said with a grin, maybe he hasnt changed much from his goofy persona afterall. You took his number and chuckled, you missed the good old days, when Satoru and Suguru would pull you to the acrade with the group, you find it annoying in the past, you find it memeriable now. "We'll talk about the infomation and instructions you have to follow tomorrow."
He reached his hand to hold yours, you stood up, and held his hand gently. The waiters bow down respecting him has he walks out, signaling his bodyguards to follow.
He bought you to his car, a white ferrari while his bodyguards walk into a BMW, opening the door for you letting you in, "Get in" he requested, you got into his ferrari "Where do you live? I will drop you home"
"Theres no need-"
"Well if i let you walk home, my bodyguards will be suspicous,"
Thats true, so you shut up "My address is xxxx,xxxxx,xx". You sat looking at the interior of the sport car, it is beautiful, the leathered seats looked luxury to you.
"You'll have to act whenever we are in the public," he stated, its glad you took acting classes, so you know how to act."And prepare your bags, your going to have to move in with me. next week" what? You cant just leave your parents so suddenly,
"You never said anything about moving in," you stated, his eyes not leaving the road, not saying anything until he was stopped at a red light, he looked at you,
"Wasnt it obvious?" he spoke, to you it wasnt, but whatever, you needed the money, you can explain to your parents, right? At least you hope so.
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The very next day, you ate breakfast, just a hard boiled egg all you can afford right now. You got a text from Satoru to wear a formal dress, so you did, the only fancy dress you own, a navy blue dress paired with a black gucci belt given by Suguru on your birthday in highschool. You called an uber to get to the Gojo's HQ.
You stood outside the tall building, nervously, what waits ahead? its just faking but you cant help but be nervous. A young man with black messy hair in formal clothing opens the door to greet you, "Greetings Mrs Y/N, I am Megumi, Mr Satoru is awaiting your arrvial, please follow me." Megumi said.
You followed the young man, to a huge double door, double the height of you, Megumi opened the door, revealing a spacious room twice the size of your apartment, at the left side of the room, theres a desk which Satoru sat.
"You are dismissed Megumi," Satoru spoke, letting the young man leave, Megumi bowed and left closing the massive doors behind him. Satoru pointed a seat infront of the table, facing him, assuming he told you to sit, you sat on the seat.
He pulled out the contract and placed it facing you, "any questions regrading the job?" you read the paper breifly, there is some points that bother you:
Unable to tell anyone
In no cicrumstances can you break act in public
This contract is unbreakable unless both users sign the contract.
"Does anyone know about this?"
"No, and no one should."
"What if I accidentally break act?"
"No, you cant, it's stated in the contract." he said, you nodding has you grabbed a ball pen and signed the papers, "Great! On Monday you'll move in with me and appear in public with me like dinners" he said, giving you a key, to his house, "And we will go out once in a while, my parents will be suspious if we dont"
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Monday arrives quicker than you had thought, Satoru driving you to his mansion, your bags at the back of his bugatti chiron, his eyes on the road "We have a dinner to attend tonight, the Geto's are celebrating their 25th anniversary." he said, his eyes not leaving the sight of the road.
You havent seen Suguru in a while, you missed how caring he is to you, in the past, you often think about him and his whereabouts. You hoped you would see him tonight.
"Try to behave, ok?"
You nod in response, but you do hate how he used the word behave, like a dog.
You arrive at his mansion it had a modern design, three stories with a huge door, theres a garage full of cars and more, the inside is more luxurious than the outside, a spacious area with beautiful interior desigining.
"Your room is on the third floor to the left" Satoru said, hanging his coat on the coat hanger and entering a room asuming its his bedroom. You followed his directions, going into a room thats as spacious as his office, huge door, a bow window, the view of the pretty lake outside, a kingsized bed with navy blue silky sheets with 5 different types of pillows, beside the bed, theres lamps and a makeup vanity. A door leading to a walk in wardrobe with new, fancy clothing, with a big mirror at the end.
It is amazing, in the walk in wardorbe, theres a box, you assumed it was yours, opening it you see a black dress with a slit at the left side, a black burberry bag, a pair of heels and a fur coat from chanel with a note."Wear this for the dinner" so you did.
Has gen z would say, you "slayed" the dress, it complimenting your every curve. The two of you arrive at the resturant, it was classy, it probably costed four digits for each table. The Gojo family sat on a table together, where you and Satoru sat. Suguru approached the two of you with a smile, "Y/N! Long time no see! How are you now?" You found it odd he didnt speak to Satoru in the slightest.
"Great!" you responded to him, with a laugh, "What about you? I heard you were gonna take over?" you ask, making small talk with him but your "Boyfriend" just took his phone out, and started to look at it, not paying any attention to you or Suguru.
"Ahhh, its stressful~" he says with his signature smirk, "its not easy you know." He said sarcastickly joking around like the past. You chuckle, highschool was a great time until the few of you seperated, due to your low class, you stopped contacting and lost all contact with them.
"Well, we still have a long time until we eat, so why dont we take a stroll?" he requested, holding his hand out. You took his hand, and looked back at Satoru, he shot you a look before looking away.
Suguru took you outside to the garden, it was late so the lights were open, it was pretty has the two of you walked on the rocky pathways, he looked around to check for people, facing you right after.
"I know about the fake dating between you and Satoru"
Tysm for reading this shitpost! Lmk if you want more! Tag list is open for whoever wants it lmao
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weak4skz · 1 year
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Hope is For Suckers
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Han Jisung x Reader
Genre: friends to lovers, fluff, angst, idol au
Summary: Han and y/n have been friends since before they remember. But what happens if their friendship is severed by an unfortunate situation and Han goes off to be an idol while y/n is in college. When they connect through a mutual friend, what happens then?
Word Count: 1.3k (sorry it's short I'm just trying to get this chapter out)
CHAPTER WARNINGS: eating disorder, negative self talk/thoughts, body dysorphia, a lot of feelings, panic attack
NOT PROOF READ!!!
THIS IS NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESTATION OF THE PEOPLE MENTIONED IN THE FIC
A/N: Sorry for the really late update. I've been really busy and haven't been really motivated to write. I might but HIFS on hiatus until July but idk yet. Thank you for all the support though, I really appreciate it
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this is my current taglist. if your name is in read it means I can't tag you. also please comment if you would like to be added
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When we pull into Chan’s designated parking spot I’m so nervous I could puke. 
“Hey,” Chan says, gently putting a hand on my knee to stop its bouncing. “They’ll all love you just as much as I do. But if you still want to go home I’ll drive you ‘kay?”
“No, I want to meet them.” I force out of my mouth. He just nods and we both get out of the car and begin to walk towards the door. When he opens it, the first thing I notice is the smell of freshly baked brownies. Then, I hear yelling and laughing coming from the living room.
“YOU landed on MY property. PAY ME THE DANG FINE.” 
Then I fear another voice scream
“YOU’RE IN JAIL! I’M NOT GIVING MONEY TO A CRIMINAL.”
“THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PLAY!!!” the first screams.
All of this over a game of monopoly? 
“Boys” I mutter with a playful roll of my eyes. “I know right” Chan responds with a small smile.
Chan leads me to the living room. “Hey guys” he greets the six men casually.
“Hey Chan hyung.” one with mid length dark hair and glasses responds. “Who’s that?” he asks, pointing to me.
“This is Y/n. She’s a good friend of mine and older than half of you so show some manners and introduce yourselves.”
“I’m Jeongin” glasses says.
“Seungmin”
“I’m Felix”
“I’m sexy king Hyunjin”
“Man shut up.” the shortest says with a small laugh, “I’m Changbin”
“I’m Minho”
Then they go around again and tell me their ages. But I thought Chan told me they’re were eight members in his group? As I finish my thought, someone bursts in through the door.
“‘Sorry I’m late guys. Oh hi… what’s your name? I’m…”
“Han?”
There is a pause, a moment of silence, and for a second I regret saying anything.
“Uh yea, I’m Han Jisung. How did you know my name?”
“Chan talks about you gusy all the time. I just assumed it was you because you were the only one missing. I’m Y/n''
oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh there is no way HAN JISUNG the man who is (partially) responsible for my villain backstory is the eighth member of Chan’s band
“I’m gonna run to the bathroom real quick” I say, trying to excuse myself from the source of my impending panic attack. I speed walk to Chan’s bathroom and lock the door behind me. Once I get the feeling that I’m safe, I slide my back down the door and sit on the floor, bringing my knees to my chest and burying my head between them. Then I try to regulate my breathing before I start hyperventilating.
Breath in, one two three, breath out. Breath in, one two three, breath out
I repeat it over anad over again until my breathing is as regulated as it is going to get. Then, I get up and fix my mascara and blot away the bits that escaped with my tears.
I walk out of the bathroom and find Chan alone in the kitchen. “Hey Chan, I’m feeling kind of sick so I think I’m going to head home.” 
“Are you okay? You were fine when we were at lunch.” he looked concerned. Great, now I feel bad for lying
“I just got really bad cramps out of nowhere. And you know I get crabby wehen I don’t feel very well.” I try to end the conversation quickly so he doesn’t catch me lying. “Oh, I didn’t know you were on your period. I would have just brought lunch to your place. Let me go get my keys so I can get you home, kay?” 
My period? Ohhhh, he thinks I’m on my period. Thank God he thought I was on my dperiod because I hadn’t thought that far into my lie. While celebrating that little victory, Han walks into the kitchen. 
“Oh hey. I saw you were looking sick and I wanted to come check up on you” he said while grabbing a soda from the fridge. “Yea I just have really bad cramps.” I lied again.
“That sucks,” he started, taking a sip of his fanta. “Hey, I was just wondering if you went to Fairview High School. You kinda look like this girl I used to hang out with.”
“Uh yeah, I went there. I thought I knew you from somewhere but I couldn’t tell.” I responded. ‘A girl I used to hang out with’ huh. Was I really the only one that was thinking about our relationship for the past seven years. Not gonna lie, that kind of hurt. Because up to a couple moments ago I thought very highly of Han, I still considered him a friend. Because he had been my only friend for so long, I sort of held hope that he would be my friend forever. But I was too naive, I should have known he would forget me. I mean, I’m not that memorable; but I thought I would at least be more than a girl he ‘used to hang out with.’
Not a moment later, Chan comes back into the kitchen with my shoes. “Oh, hey Han. The kids are waiting for you so they can start a new game of uno.”
“Ok. Nice catching up with you Y/N.” I mustered the nicest smile I could at the moment and responded with a bitter ‘you too’ before moving to hop off the counter to put on my shoes. 
Chan holds me down by my knees and kneels down to lace up my converse himself. “What were you guys talking about?” he asked after tying the first shoe. “We used to go to the same highschool.”
“Cool, were you guys friends?” Chan asks, now finished with tying both shoes. “I thought so” I mumble, mostly to myself. 
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helniktrash · 6 months
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grishaverse characters playing monopoly
it's a little unnerving that out of seven posts, this is my second one about monopoly- i DONT EVEN PLAY THE GAME
• jesper tried to stack the deck before hand but he gravely miscalculated
• kaz always wins and makes immensely complicated deals and plans
• he would play very fair in monopoly
• ends up owning the whole board
• if inej lands on his property he wouldn't tax her as much as he would the others
• him and inej combine their empires
• jesper would buy out stuff all the stuff he could as quickly as he could
• jesper has the worst luck with dice
• if he couldn't buy something he would borrow money from kaz
• he would always throw a fit about going to jail
• and try to break out
• "i'm a criminal it's what i do"
• he'd try to make a deal with kaz, it would never work out in his favor
• wylan has to keep bailing jesper out of jail
• everyone wanted inej to be the banker
• but it's always kaz
• originally people thought it might be good to have matthias becuase he's really good-- morally--
• but he doesn't know how the game works by counting money
• so it's always been kaz
• which jesper thinks is so unfair
• wylans cards are always really good
• jesper reading wylans cards for him
• he gets really surprised and jealous when wylan gets a good card but not immediately saying what it is
• "what is it what is it???" leaving everyone in suspense
• nina convinces matthias to sell her a get out of jail free card for a ridiculously small price
• matthias, unsure of the exact rules of the game, just does it anyway
• when people say that's against the rules, matthias blames nina
• nina keeps saying that he's her boyfriend and to not turn him against her
• matthias would never turn against nina though, no matter what
• they're practically on a team at this point
• while everyone's arguing about the expensive properties, inej silently collects like 3 monopolies
• and then when people land on it they have to pay more
• they're all questioning what just happened because wasn't the price just normal a few turns ago?
• nina would try to flirt her way into getting better deals on properties
• it would work on inej, jesper, and matthias
• (matthias would get so flustered when this happened, turning bright red)
• with kaz this tactic fails all the time
• she's really upset that it won't work
• whenever jesper gets a monopoly he always yells monopoly like it's uno
• jesper would try to get a ton of properties, wouldn't really mind putting castles and cottages on them
• wylan would focus on his one or two monopolies, putting a bunch of castles and cottages on them
• kaz would do both
• don't ask me how- he just would
• jesper, nina, kuwei, and kaz would always get into a fight at the start
• it would be over who should be the favorite icon piece
• because they all love this one piece
• and it's almost always kaz who gets it
• once in a while he gives it to jesper though, because he likes seeing him happy
• matthias always needs nina to explain to him how to play
• he keeps getting confused and needs her to refresh him every time
• nina doesn't exactly explain it "to the rules",
• saying things like "oh and you can help me by doing whatever if i'm in trouble"
• matthias would only buy properties that he believes were ethical
• which means he would lose first
• kaz on the other hand, wins every time
• wylan is actually surprisingly a close second to kaz
• no one knows how that's happening
• "is jesper cheating for you?"
• but it's all because they keep underestimating wylan
• wylan stays a couple paces ahead of kuwei
• and deliberately buys up properties that he thinks kuwei will like
• just so that kuwei won't be able to buy them
• moving on to the others.....
• zoya is ridiculously competitive
• tolya is always the banker because he's "the most responsible out of them all"
• it was usually nikolai
• until he started playing around a little too much
• tamar will try to bribe tolya into giving her more money than is allowed
• tolya won't fly with it
• david is more focused on his own game
• not worried about anyone else's
• in fact, he didn't even really want to play this
• but genya and nikolai and pressured him into it, pleading with him
• genya has an incredible poker face and no one can see what she's up to
• zoyas pride is too extreme to play this game, she can't stand to lose to anyone
• therefore is really upset when it happens
• nikolai gets all excited when he wins
• he's like a golden retriever and it takes him a few hours to drop his excitement
WOW this was long. if you made it to the end then thank you and i apologize 💀
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2braincellslz · 1 year
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Hello you need request?? I got you! Steven harrington x Male y/n who act like a father to the kids And Steven And male y/n act like a married couple
Hope you have a amazing Day/night
-night anon
You Are Their Mom
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Ship: Steve Harrington x Male!reader
Desc: its pouring. Like really really pouring. The whole gang is locked in, including the kids. Steve takes on his natural role of Mom-dad
Notes: I feel pretty good about this one. Also I got a new haircut and I dont like it. Has nothing to do with the fic, just thought yall should know.
It was pouring. Nobody was getting in or out unless they wanted to get soaked. 
Nobody was complaining, getting to hang out with your friends and maybe having a sleepover was fantastic. The only person who was whining about it, was Will who left all his DnD stuff back at his place.
Right now, the gang was all huddled around Steve's TV, watching a tragic love story called Dr. Zhivago. It was Robin's choice, much to Steve's displeasure. 
¨Y/n.¨ Y/n glanced over at Lucas. ¨ Can we go play in the rain.¨
Y/n shrugged. ¨I don't make the decisions around here, go ask Steve.¨ Y/n whispered back, watching him and Dustin crawl their way over to Steve and ask him the same question.
¨what? No, are you kidding me?¨ Steve said, a lot louder than Y/n, causing everyone to look at the man who disturbed their movie.
¨aw, why not?¨ Dustined whined, flopping back against the chair Eddie was sitting in.
¨because you are going to get cold and then you are going to get sick.¨
¨but the movie is getting boreing.¨ El added.
¨let them play out in the rain, they can all take a shower after.¨ Y/n leaned closer to his boyfriend, pressing a kiss to his cheek.
Out of the corner of Y/n's eye, he saw Eddie lean closer to Robin and Nancy, causing them to giggle slightly. 
¨fine, but if i have to watch them then you have to watch them.¨ Steve huffed, standing up and stretching.
¨ Fine by me.¨ You also got up, causing the kids to cheer.
¨ Wait, you guys are just going to leave me to third wheel Nancy and Robin?Eddie asked.
¨excuse you.¨ Johnathan smiled, his statement generating a few chuckles but most of the kids were already running to the door to pull on their shoes.
¨wow, it really is coming down hard.¨ Y/n said as he pulled on his shoes.
¨thank you, captain obvious.¨ 
Y/n rolled his eyes, getting the door for Steve and the kids. 
¨first person to catch a raindrop in their mouth gets fifty bucks!¨ You called out and watched as the kids frantically tried to catch some rain.
¨are you really going to give them 50 bucks?¨ Steve asked, crossing his arms and shifting his weight onto one leg.
¨in monopoly money, yeah.¨ Y/n smiled, looking over at Steve with a sly look.
Steve couldn't help but chuckle, rubbing the bridge of his nose. ¨you are awful.¨
After about five minutes, Dustin came running over, claiming that he did it. To his disappointment, Y/n handed him the fake bill. He ran back to the group, yelling about how Y/n is a scam artist.
About an hour went by before the kids started to get bored again. Steve had run back inside to grab towles while you were stuck grading them. 
They each took turns using one of Steve's showers. After their showers, they would grab some of Steve's old clothes to wear while their clothes were being washed and dried.
Y/n and Steve found themselves back around the TV, watching the end of that sad sad movie. Steve was on the couch, sitting against the arm rest while Y/n was situated cuddling up against him.
¨ So, how are your kids, stevie?¨ Eddie asked, leaning over the armrest.
¨my kids? What is that supposed to mean?¨ Steve asked in a somewhat defensive manner.
¨well, you and Y/n act like their parents. So they are your kids.¨ Eddie explained.
¨I do not act like their dad. Steve gave a face like Eddie was crazy.
¨no, not their dad. Y/n acts like their dad.¨ Robin commented.
¨so i act like their mom?¨ Steve laughed slightly like it was the most absurd thing he had ever heard. But everyone else in the room just kinda nodded and agreed.
¨I swear, i dont act like their mom!¨ Steve threw his hands up into the air.
¨ Steve, I love you, but you do. You really truly do.¨ Y/n said, looking up at Steve from where he was sitting.
Steve rolled his eyes, huffing and relaxing back into the arm rest. 
¨five bucks says steve does something motherly when the kids get back.¨ eddie grind.
¨ten.¨ Johnath crossed his arms.
¨ten, free ten for me.¨ Eddie shrugged.
Sure enough, when Dustin came running back to watch more movies, Steve quickly set him off to sleep in one of the guest bedrooms. Jonathan, who 100% knew he was going to lose, gave Eddie the cash.
Thank god Steve's family was big into camping. Steve left to set up the sleeping bag and inflatable beds. Girls in one room, meaning Max and El got a room all to themselves, and boys in another room. Y/n was sure a fight would break out when the boys started arguing over who would sleep on the air mattress and who would sleep on the bed. Jonathan passed out in the arm chair and Eddie was just going to take the couch. Nancy and Robin shared Steves parents room. Y/n and Steve took… well steves room. 
Steve let out a grone as he layed down, pulling the blanket over his head.
¨steve, dont brude. We where just joking around.¨ Y/n said, laying down and pulling burrito steve closer. 
¨mmmf…¨ steve tried to shimmy away.
¨babyy…¨ Y/n whined, kissing steve, or i guess the blanket.
¨mmmmmmmf…¨ steve continued to wiggle. 
¨you are going to ruin your hair under there.¨
Steve sighed, pulling the blanket down.
¨i hate you.¨
¨you love me.¨ Y/n smiled, kissing steves cheek.
¨sometimes.¨
¨sometimes? Wow, im so hurt.¨ 
Steve rolled his eyes, throwing the blanket over his boyfriend. Steve pulled Y/n closer to his chest and y/n started to rub circles in to steves back. 
¨its not bad to be motherly, steve. It just means that youll be a good dad when you grow up.¨ Y/n mumbled in to steves chest.
¨would you want kids?¨ steve asked, yawning.
Y/n hummed, thinking on it for a second. ¨ask me when im older.¨
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Rise of the Pink Ladies incorrect quotes
Its long as hell so imma put a post break here
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Jane: I think we're missing something.
Olivia: Teamwork?
Cynthia: Cohesion?
Nancy: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Cynthia: Olivia isn’t answering her phone
Jane: I’ll call
Cynthia: Nancy and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Olivia: Hello?
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Jane: *Gently taps table*
Olivia: *Taps back*
Cynthia: What are they doing?
Nancy: Morse code.
Jane: *Aggressively taps table*
Olivia: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Jane: Dammit, Nancy!
Nancy: What?! It wasn’t me!
Jane: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Cynthia!
Cynthia: Not me either.
Jane: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Olivia: *whistles*
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Cynthia: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Nancy: Not if they consent to it.
Olivia: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Jane: YES?!?
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*Jane's helping Olivia out after she gets injured, while the others are watching*
Cynthia: How does Olivia look?
Nancy: A little better than you, actually
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Jane: I think Nancy was right.
Olivia: I'm surprised she hasn’t marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Cynthia: She wouldn't do that.
Nancy: You're right, Cynthia. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Nancy: *turns around, the shirt she’s wearing says 'Nancy Told You So' on the back*
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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Cynthia: Shit.
Olivia: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Jane: OH MY GOD NANCY FELL OFF!!!
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Olivia: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Cynthia: Are we stealing them?
Nancy: New or used?
Olivia: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Cynthia: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Olivia: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Cynthia: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING NANCY WITH ME
Jane, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Jane: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Olivia: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Cynthia: I personally was created in a lab.
Nancy: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Jane: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Olivia: I don’t know how to do that.
Cynthia: I don’t wear a watch.
Nancy: Time is a construct.
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Cynthia: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Nancy: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
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Olivia: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Jane: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
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Cynthia, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Olivia, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Cynthia: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Nancy: *chugs entire bottle*
Nancy: It’s perfume.
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Cynthia: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Jane: You're like 15 years old
Cynthia: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Cynthia: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Jane: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Nancy: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God
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Olivia: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Jane: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Olivia: Absolutely not.
(This could work with either sibling but I’m gay so you get gay people)
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Cynthia: Top 30 reasons why Cynthia is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Olivia: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
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Jane: So what’s for dinner?
Cynthia, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret
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Jane: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Olivia: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Jane, desperately, as Olivia bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Olivia: Oh! B positive.
Jane: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Olivia:
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Cynthia: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Nancy: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Cynthia: Jokes on you, I can't do math
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Jane: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Cynthia: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Olivia: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Cynthia: Thank you
Olivia: I didn't say that was a good thing
Cynthia: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Jane: Okay, truth or dare?
Nancy: Truth
Jane: How many hours have you three slept this week?
Nancy:
Cynthia: ...Dare
Jane: Go to bed.
Olivia: I don’t like this game.
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Olivia: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Jane: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Olivia: No! Four to five seconds!
Jane: Too late!!!
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Cynthia: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Jane: I think you mean cards.
Cynthia, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.
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Jane: This is such a bad idea.
Nancy: Then why are you coming along?
Jane: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Nancy: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Olivia: If?
Cynthia: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and she might not even die.
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Jane, to Nancy: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Nancy, motioning to herself and Cynthia: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Cynthia: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Nancy: The car takes a screenshot.
Olivia: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Cynthia: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Nancy: How am I supposed to know?
Olivia: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Nancy: *sighs*
Nancy: You wouldn't be trapped.
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Store Worker: Would a Ms. Jane please come to the front desk?
Jane, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Nancy and Jane
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Nancy and Cynthia, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Jane: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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Jane: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Nancy: Okay, but in my defense, Cynthia bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Jane: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Cynthia: I told Olivia her ears flush when they lie.
Jane: Why?
Cynthia: Look.
Cynthia: Hey Olivia! Do you love us?
Olivia, covering her ears: No.
Jane:
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*Cynthia and Nancy sitting in jail together*
Nancy: So who should we call?
Cynthia: I’d call Olivia, but I feel safer in jail
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Cynthia: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Nancy: The cow???
Cynthia: What?
Jane: Nancy, W H Y?
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Jane: We need a distraction.
Olivia: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Cynthia, whispering: My time has come
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Cynthia: Hey, Olivia? Can I get some dating advice?
Olivia: Just because I’m with Jane doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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luxthestrange · 2 years
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TWST Incorrect quotes#233 Monoply
When the first years came to visit Enma and Yuu one night to bring them some food...not knowing it was family night at the ramshackle
Epel*happily about to knock on the door*
Yuuken: I HATE YOUUUUU!?
Yuu: OH WELL NEXT TIME DONT STEAL MY MONOPOLY!?!
First years*Jump and gathered together heading to the window to peek at what was happening*
Yuuken, Yuu, Grim, Along with Crowley and the Ghost Trio playing a board game on the coffee table
Skinny: Yuuken, Give Yuu the $200 you landed on their property*Firm gentle tone as he looks at the Yuuken who glares back at you*
Yuuken: NO THEIR IN JAIL!?-I'M NOT GIVING MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!!!
Yuu:THATS.NOT.HOW.YOU....PLAAAAAAAAY!?*Shrieks smacking hands on the table*
Crowl*Abit scared but also trying to keep things civil*N-now now children, why are you screaming?~
Muscle: STFU CROW BRAIN YOU ARENT GONNA TALK UP AFTER STEALING MY LAST RAILROAD!?
Yuu*On their knees*I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!?!
Skinny & Crowley*About to snap*ME TOO!? YOU THINK I WANTED THIS!?!
Everyone*Flipping the coffee table*AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHRG!?!?!
First years*Watches as the family throws the board on the chimney while cheering as grim sets it on fire*...
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Jack & Sebek:...reminds me of home...*Both have experienced family board game night...how the closest siblings can turn your back *
...so no more monopoly in the house
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daydreamingmia · 12 days
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Walker Scobell X Reader | Series | You Belong With Me🔱 Part 21
HAUNTED?!
It was pure darkness you couldn't see anything
"What just happened?" You say a little scared
"The lights went out" Walker replies
"I can see that seaweed brain. I mean why did it happen" You roll your eyes
Dior grabs her phone and turns on her flashlight
Everyone stands up and Walker puts his arm around you because he can tell you're scared
"Why did the power go out?" You ask Dior as she was looking at the news on her phone
"There was a power outage for 10 miles. It could be out for...8 HOURS!" Dior says
"8 hours?? Why??" You say as Walker hugs you tighter
"The thunderstorm outside. With the lightning and everything the power went out." Aryan says now looking at his phone too
"Are we safe??" You say scared
"Of course we are!" Walker reassures you
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Suddenly your phone rang (which kind of freaked you out because it was so loud)
You all were getting frantic calls from your parents. When you hung up with your mom Taylor called
                                     Taylor 💖
                                                    OMG! ARE YOU OKAY?
                                                                ARE YOU SAFE?!
Haha don't worry! I'm fine!
It's a little scary because it's
dark but we are safe
                                                    Do you have flashlights? 
                                                    Candles? Food? Water?         
                                                     Blankets?
Umm I think we have like
two flashlights. I don't
know about candles.
We definitely have food. 
I think we have water.
And yes! Lots of blankets
                                    Okay. And you're with everyone? 
                                    You're not alone right? 
Yup! We were playing
monopoly when it happened
so we are all together
                           Alright. Well...keep me updated okay?
                      Don't leave me making up fake scenarios
                                 of why you're not texting me okay?
Haha of course I will Taylor!
                                                 Love you angel! Stay safe!
Love you too! And I will!
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"What are we gonna do?" You ask them as you hang up the phone
"I don't know but dont be scared you wimp" Walker shrugged
"Well how could I be with your reassuring words" you roll your eyes
"I'm hungry" You say as you walk over to the fridge
"DONT OPEN THAT!" everyone yells at you
"Why??" You pout
"Because you don't wanna let the cold air out or the food will go bad" Walker explains
"But! But if I don't eat it could be fatal!" You exclaim
"You're not gonna die" Walker rolls his eyes
"I meant fatal for you!" You yell at him
"Here eat this" Walker throws bag of chocolate that was behind the couch at you
"Ow!" You whine because it hit you in the head
"Eat that...and learn how to catch" Walker says sarcastically 
"How about you learn how to throw" You reply picking the bag up off the floor
"Where did this come from? The chocolate fairy?" You ask as your eyes light up 
"I know you always get hungry at like 2 am so i brought this with me to give to you then" He explained
"You brought this all the way from home?" You ask so happy he loves you that much
"Yeah" He blushes 
"I love you so much!" You kiss him
"I love you too! But i only got it because i didn't want you to make me get you Taco Bell" He lies
"Whatever" you roll your eyes
You sit down on the floor and open the bag
"How much longer do they think it will be until the storm clears up?" Walker asks trying to grab a chocolate from you
"Eat my chocolate and you won't live to see the storm end" you jokingly threaten
"Fine let me starve" Walker complains dramatically
"Whatever! But just one you big cry baby!" You hand him one
Charlie turned on the fire and everyone sat in front of it because it was the only light you had
Suddenly you scream
"What?!" Eveyone says in unison because you freaked them out
"My phone died!" You say horrified
"Are you serious?! That's why you screamed?" Walker asks annoyed
"Yes! What am I gonna do?!" You say still freaking out
"I don't know. Enjoy looking at your gorgeous boyfriend in real life" Walker jokes
"Who is that?" You say like you don't know
"Very funny. I guess someone doesn't wanna use my phone" Walker mocks holding his phone out of reach
"Ooo!! I'm sorry! Gimme" You say trying to take it but he moves it farther away from you
"And?" He says
"And you are my gorgeous boyfriend and I'm lucky to have you" You roll your eyes
"Hmmm doesn't seem very sincere. What do you think guys?" he jokes
"Shut up and give it to me!" You say as you snatch it from him
He just laughs and stands up. He comes back with a cozy blanket and lays it on top of you. You lay your head in his lap as he looks down at you sweetly. Moving the hair out of your face.
"I love you so much" He says lovingly
"I love you too seaweed brain" you reply as he kisses you
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It was about 30 minutes later
"Noooooooo!" You whine
"What happened?" Walker asks you
"Your phone died" You pout
"Yeah mine is only 5% now" Dior says putting her phone down
"Yeah same" Charlie adds
"I win! Mine is 15%!" Aryan gloats 
You just jokingly glare at him
"Well we will have to do something else I guess" Walker shrugs
"Like what?" You ask still pouting
"I don't know...Oooo!! How about we take turns telling scary stories" Walker suggests
"Noooo! Last time you gave me nightmares!" You complain
"Oh come on! It's perfect! Scary stories by the fire in a power outage! Doesn't it sounds fun?" He says trying to convince you
"It sounds like a horror movie" you reply
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee" Walker whines in a really annoying voice
"Ugh fine! I hate you!" You roll your eyes
"Yay! Now who wants to start?" Walker asks very happily
"I don't wanna freak y/n out" Dior says sweetly
"Whatever I'll go first" Walker rolls his eyes
He clears his throat and starts
"In the heart of a remote town, an ominous hotel loomed over the landscape, its windows like empty eyes watching the unsuspecting passersby. Five teenagers, seeking adventure on a dare, checked into the hotel for a night of thrills. But as darkness descended and a storm brewed outside, they soon realized they were not alone.
A power outage plunged the hotel into darkness, casting the corridors into an abyss of shadows. Panic gripped the teens as they groped their way through the blackness, their hearts pounding with fear. But amidst the chaos, they failed to notice the presence lurking in the shadows—a sinister figure stalking them with malevolent intent.
As they huddled together, seeking solace in each other's company, they heard the telltale sound of footsteps echoing down the hall—a chilling reminder that they were being hunted. With each passing moment, the sense of dread intensified, and they knew that they were trapped in a deadly game of cat and mouse. They were hearing noises, echos, screams. Suddenly..." Walker stopped telling the story out of nowhere
"Then what?!" You say really scared
"And then they die" Walker says smugly
"What?!" You say worried
"Don't be scared I just made the story up" Walker reassures you
"But you made it to freak me out! 5 teenagers get murdered in a hotel room that had a power outage!! Are trying to give me a heart attack?!" You yell at Walker
"Yes" He replies plainly
"Guys let's stop we are gonna give y/n nightmares" Dior says
"Yeah I agree" Aryan and Charlie say
"Fine" Walker rolls his eyes
____________________
It was about 20 minutes later and you were all lying down in front of the fire. Everyone had blankets and pillows and was asleep. Suddenly you jolted up at the sound of a loud door creaking
"What was that?" You say alarmed
"What was what?" Walker mumbles into his pillow
"That sound. You didn't hear that?" You ask
"No" He sat up and looks at you sleepily
"Awwww angel I'm so sorry i scared you! That's probably why you're hearing things" He said hugging you sweetly
"I promise I'll protect you" He reassured you
You closed you eyes feeling so safe in his arms when you heard a loud crack
"Okay I heard that" Walker said a little freaked out
"Be quiet! We're trying to sleep!" Aryan whined
"That wasn't me" You say scared 
"What?" Aryan says waking up a little
"Those creepy sounds aren't us" you explain
"What are we hAuNteD?" Aryan mocks in a fake creepy voice
"No but we could get murdered" You reply
"I'll go look around" Walker whispers
"I'll go with you" Aryan says as he grabs one of the two flashlights we had
"Wait! Don't leave me alone!" You whine
"You're not alone! Dior and Charlie are literally a foot away from you" Walker whisper yells at you
"But they are asleep" You pout
"Fine come with us" Walker rolls his eyes
"But then Dior and Charlie will be left alone!" You point out
"Omg just wake them up!" Walker says leaving the room with Aryan
"Dior! Dior!" You shake her awake
"Y/n? What's wrong?" She mumbles
"There are creepy noises and Walker and Aryan are checking the house to see if there is a murderer" You explain
"What?! Alone?" She says jolting up
"Yeah" you reply
"Well let's go join them and make sure they are okay. Charlie wake up" She says standing up
We grab the other flashlight and start to look for Walker and Aryan
"Walker!" You whisper yell but there was no reply
"Walker! Aryan! Where are you?" You say again
No answer
"Where do you think they are?" You ask worried
"Don't worry! I'm sure they are somewhere" Dior reassures you
The three of you continued to tiptoe around. Suddenly you walked into something and screamed as you started yo throw punches
"Ow! Ow! Hey! It's me! Y/n! It's me!" Walker says holding your shoulders
"Oh Walker! I thought you disappeared! I was so scared!" You jump into his arms and kiss him
"Don't worry I'm not gonna die! I'll be annoying you for many years to come" Walker jokes
"You're right! You are annoying! Wanna go venture in that dark room alone." You laugh
"Did you find anything?" Charlie interrupts
"Nope. But there were some more weird sounds" Walker replies
The five of you went back by the fire but it was out.
"Uh did you turn off the fire?" Aryan asks
"No" Dior says a little freaked out
Walker hugs you tighter and you could tell he was thinking. Probably of how to reassure you that everyone was gonna be okay
Suddenly the front door slammed open as you tried to shriek but you were scared silent
Suddenly it slammed shut
"Walker" you say scared as everyone just watched this happen
"What's happening?" Dior asks
"I don't know...maybe it's the electricity" Walker tries to calm everyone down
"A POWER OUTAGE DOESN'T SLAME THE DOOR OPEN AND SHUT WALKER!" You whisper yell at him
"Okay okay. But there must be a logical explanation for this!" Charlie says
"Yeah we are all about to die" You whine
"What should we do?" Aryan asks
"Well nothing came through the door so I guess we should just try not to think about it" Walker says not sure what to do
"WHAT?! YOU WANNA JUST TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT UNTIL WE ARE DEAD?!" You yell at Walker
"Well I don't know what to do!" Walker shrugs
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Everyone was sitting around the fire just kind of...horrified. Trying no to think about it. 
You it get up and go to the bathroom. You were washing your hands and looking in the mirror when you noticed it wasn't you looking back at you. It was a creepy girl who looked seriously ill.
You shrieked and ran out of the bathroom
"Y/n!" Walker yells concerned and you run into his arms
"Walker there was- and she- and I-" You stuttered
"Hey you're okay! What happened?" He asks worried
"I looked in the mirror and someone else was looking back!" You say trembling
"What?!" Dior yells
"We. Are. Gonna. Die" Aryan states
"We aren't gonna die" Charlie reassures everyone
"It's gonna be okay" Walker hugs you tightly
"I'm calling the police" Dior says pulling her phone from her pocket
"Uhhhh...guys?" Dior said nervously
"What?!" You say REALLY scared now
"I don't have service. I can't make any phone calls" she said looking worried
Suddenly you heard a man humming
You screamed and everyone ran to the middle of the room together
You looked at Walker and he actually looked scared now
"Im gonna go check this place again" Walker says
"No! You can't go alone!" Everyone says in unison and follows him
You were walking down the hallway of the suites that joins the rooms
The creaking of everyone's footsteps made it even scarier. The thunderstorm was so loud! The rain was pounding against the roof and the lightning was deafening.
You have walked through the living room and 2 out of the 3 bedrooms. 
As everyone walked in the last one suddenly the room was lit up by the lightning outside. But only for a moment. A sudden chill came through the room. It was cold the whole time but this was like negative 50 degrees kind of cold. Aryan turned around worridly and started looking at everyone with horror in his eyes
"Where is Charlie?!" Aryan asks worried
A/n: Hiiiiiii!!!! Sorry to leave you at that lol. Hopefully I didn't freak you out too much😭😭😭
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br1ghtestlight · 1 year
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zeke x jimmy junior x tina headcanons (romantic or platonic it doesn't really matter tbh) bcuz I LOVE THESE DORKY KIDS!!!!!
zeke and tina are both protective of each other obvs but they all know jimmy junior is the most sensitive and insecure out of their group so they are RIDE OR DIE for him constantly hyping him up whenever he dances and complimenting him. they will come up with these stupid hijinks and schemes to make jimmy junior feel loved on his birthday or valentines day its a whole thing. he really appreciates it and wants to be like that for them too but this boy is so stupid <3 its okay they understand and he shows them love in his own way thats more subtle
tina attends every single one of jimmy junior and zeke's wrestling matches she will ALWAYS be in the crowd cheering the loudest and hyping them up sometimes she brings her siblings along for extea support. doesn't matter if they win or lose she will always take them to get frozen yogurt afterwards as a reward
they have sleepovers regularly (usually at tina's house or jimmy junior's moms house bcuz his bedroom at his dads is a lot smaller and zeke's house/family is uhh not great for sleepovers) they usually consist of staying up late watching movies and eating snacks and cuddling together. they take turns deciding who picks the movie but jimmy junior always goes for a dance themed movie, tina LOVES her horse movies but will also enjoy romantic comedys and zeke likes cheesy movies from the 80s that they can all laugh at and make fun of, usually when jimmy junior or tina choose the movie they end up infodumping the entire time bcuz there are POP CULTURE REFERENCES!!!! HORSE FACTS TO TALK ABOUT!!!!! nobody minds this its what makes these movie nights fun :)
tina and jimmy junior are so competitive when they play games together its a NIGHTMARE and zeke really isn't competitive at all (despite being a wrestler) so he just spends the entire time keeping tina and jj from killing each other. DONT ask them to play monopoly or mario kart you will regret it
jimmy junior accuses tina of cheating whenever she starts winning a game they're playing (he's mostly joking) and she's just like LMAOO WHAT WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE??? and he's like I JUST DID IDIOT its so stupid and funny. louise and gene enjoy being spectators when they play games at the belcher household
zeke will always declare a tie despite the fact that they NEVER believe him and will keep playing
they all have each others favorite frozen yogurt orders memorized and whenever one of them has a bad day someone will bring them frozen yogurt to cheer them up :) sometimes both of them do
they also enjoy giving each other makeovers like doing makeup and brushing their hair and painting nails etc but they only do this at tina's house bcuz jimmy pesto gets pissy about the boys dressing up or wearing makeup. they dont mean anything by it they just think its fun and they like to put on fashion shows together!!!! gene and louise agree to be the judges in exchange for candy and/or pocket change
zeke is HUGE into physical affection and loves holding hands with tina and jimmy junior, cuddling while they hang out and just spending time with them. tina is pretty neutral on pda but she likes giving zeke and jimmy junior lil kisses when she says goodbye :) jj is WAYY to awkward and insecure to accept any affectionate from zeke publicly (other than wrestling which feels safe and masculine) but he does enjoy it when they're in a private place and won't get caught. he maybe has more internalized stuff to work through than the others bcuz of his shitty parents but they're stupid kids and dont really acknowledge it. just accept his boundries and move on
jimmy junior brings flowers to school one time for tina AND zeke and they know its a huge moment for him bcuz he usually isn't affectionate like that. he really loves them and wants them to know that always <3 he researched the flower meanings and everything
whenever tina or jj get bullied (zeke doesn't really get bullied bcuz he's pretty big and intimidating and fits in better than them) like for being autistic or having a lisp u know the other two will be on the playground DEFENDING them!!!!! tina has her siblings to stand up for her too but zeke has definitely thrown a few punches for jimmy junior before even though he says it isnt a big deal and he's used to it. zeke says he shouldn't HAVE to get used to it
they like going on dates to wonder wharf together bcuz its accessible and cheap and they'll try to win prizes for each other and go on rides :D zeke's favorite thing is the carnival food, tina likes the quieter rides (she's still not a huge fan of the loud and scary rides even though louise drags her onto them sometimes) and jimmy junior likes playing the carnival games bcuz he has the best coordination and can brag about how good he is at them and win prizes. zeke and tina don't have the heart to tell him that they are not impressed by him winning a dead goldfish for them for the fourth time in a row
they like doodling or writing notes on each other with sharpies between classes as like a cute lil message or reminder for when they aren't in classes together!!!! zeke will draw FULL tattoos full of text and drawings on their arms and he's pretty good but jimmy junior likes writing his fave song lyrics, tina isn't a great artist but she tries to draw horses even if they end up looking like a toddler scribbled on them. jimmy junior and zeke love them anyway <3
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ik you just did Chandler- but what about a giant Joey finding a tiny borrower?
Give me some headcannons cause I can’t decide if he’s the one who just apologizes for freighting them 24/7 or the curious one, or both 🥹🥹🥹
you got me MULLING over this okay
joey to me strikes me as the type of guy who just 100% does not care that a borrower is tiny. like he just often forgets that they are small
he's definitely really curious and he's not necessarily one to apologize a million times, but he definitely understands their fear
he pretty much just wants to be their friend because he thinks they're neat
he would, however, just leave the apartment, fully expecting them to follow him out the door like any other person. the tiny waits a few seconds and he walks right back in, laying his hand down going "i'm sorry, i'm sorry!"
he wants to take them everywhere and show them everything. he'd come back with knicks tickets for three and the tiny is like "joey you know i dont need a ticket right"
but he still knows he needs to cater to them most of the time, and he likes to think he's their favorite of the group because of how much he spoils them and how attentive he (thinks he) is
only person on the planet he’d ever share food with
“their portion is so small i barely even notice” nice try joey we all know you’re a big fuckin softie actually
literally never says no to them. he is physically unable. and the tiny fully takes advantage of this
wants to play board games and use them as the piece. monopoly is a favorite
excitedly explains TV and TV culture to the tiny who knows literally nothing about anything. like they just sit on the couch, watch trashy shows and talk to each other about it for hours while munching on popcorn and candy
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ash-l31gh · 2 years
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Cyno x Tighnari
HEADCANONS
• Whenever Tighnari visits the desert he usually comes in shorts and a crop-top to not over heat
• Cyno cleans Tighnaris ear once there inside because having sand in your ears definitely isn't a pleasant feeling
• Whenever Cyno visits Avidia Forest he takes care if some withering zones if he comes across one of
• Collei is there adopted child at this point
•Collei calls Tighnari 'Dad' and Cyno 'papa'
• Tighnari pretends to not understand his 'terrible' jokes when in reality hes just like "This is why Im with this idiot while Collei is the only one who doesn't get it
• They have played Uno and Monopoly and it ended in a disaster Traveler and Paimon had joined in before
• They often cuddle together with Tighnari in Cynos legs while Collei is at the side clinging on to them both
Short Oneshot no.1
As Tighnari made his way to the desert, Cyno was waiting at the entrance to the desert at Caravan Ribat. Upon seeing Cyno, Tighnari ran towards him waving hand to get his attention which he got a wave back. Once he holted on the spot, he asked like an exited child "Where are we going today" which earned a chuckle from Cyno and replied with "What about the pyramids?" Which was replied with "Yes! Uhh I mean yes" "Let's go right now then." As they were getting closer fighting enemies of the way, Cyno decided to make a joke....again and again......and you guessed it...again....."It looks like a sandstorms approaching let's find a cave to rest in for now" Cyno said quickly grabbing onto Tighnaris hand and running in a direction of a nearby cave..Panting, Tighnari made a Dendro vine wall to cover the enterance. Luckily, They're was a fire within the cavern to provide light and warmth. Tighnari made his way to Cyno who was by the fire sat down and decided to hold his waist and have his head burried within his chest earning a light chuckle and a small yet gentle and delicate smile holding onto Tighnari and both slepted through the sandstorm.
Short Oneshot no.2
As Cyno made his way to Avidia Forest clearing out some monster camps and withering zones while trying to keep the gifts intact, he was met with a worried Collei."Hey Collei,You alright? You seem worried."which was replied with "Dad has been gone since this morning to a withering zone near the city." Which caught Cyno by surprise."Take care if these will you??I'll go find him and dont peek at those alright?I want to see your reaction." Said Cyno and was replied with "Ok papa." As he made his way to the destination, he saw Tighnari in a weird dendro ball if you could call it that while seemingly pasted out while surrounded by a huge amount of dendro enemies with dendro shields. After he cleared the enemies and the withering zone, Tighnari was gently put on the ground and was soon picked up by Cyno bridal style. Once he made his way back to his second home, he want into their shared room with Collei sat on the bed with the bag of items near by. He was noticed by her and she stood up to get Tighnari between his legs in the middle of the bed and invited Collei to join them. Once they were both comfy, They drifted of to sleep and the gifts could wait till tomorrow.
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LETTERMAN
009; thanksgiving
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They all sat around in rehearsals as Nini and Ricky performed 'Start of Something New'
The bell went and EJ jumped up, cheering. Andy and Ashlyn, who were sitting next to each other, looked up at him confused.
"Sorry. I really love thanksgiving," he announced, everyone laughing.
"I know everyone is excited for the holiday break but I'm me and I have notes," Miss Jenn said with a laugh, "Your homework is to please go on vocal rest,"
"Dont mind me, I just came to return some missing items," Mr Mazzara said as he walked into the room to Andy and Ashlyn.
"Ashlyn, Andy, couldn't have our robotics team co-captians going home without their binders," he said, handing the girls their stuff.
There was a lot people don't know about them, the girls did so many extracurriculars.
Andy and Ashlyn were in the robotics club, drama club and they were part of the Salt Lake Renaissance Fair. Ashlyn was also in the baking club and debate team whilst Andy did AV club.
They were all talking about Thanksgiving, listening to Miss Jenn talk to Mr Mazzara about food.
There was definitely something going on between them that clearly they hadn't talked about to each other.
"That sounds nice, my family have three protein courses and then everybody's asleep by 6," Carlos explained, Andy walking over to him, Big Red and Ashlyn.
"My folks start eating at dawn and they barely make it past the Macys parade,' Big Red said.
"My family eat and then we watch the entirety of Sound of Music," Andy explained with a chuckle, "My dad was Austrian so,"
She loved her family traditions but after her dad's death, it didn't make much sense anymore and the traditions just felt useless. At the mention of her dad, her face fell. She missed him like crazy and on occasions like this, it was made even worse.
"Well at least your folks are sticking around. EJs parents are treating my parents to a spa in Park City after dinner tomorrow." Ashlyn explained to them with a fake smile.
"If I could ring Cash Caswells neck just once in my life I would die happy," Andy explained, Ashlyn laughing unshamelessly, she didn't like her uncle either.
"Wait, do you guys wanna come over after dinner tomorrow?" Ashlyn offered.
"I never don't want that." Carlos said before he started to yell out, "Party at Ashlyns after thanksgiving tomorrow! Everyone's invited!
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Everyone sat in Ashlyns house before Carlos walked in, "The party may begin!" he yelled out, holding something weird.
"You know this is a pot luck and not catering right?" Andy said as she helped him bring his box to the table. She'd only brought muffins.
"This is not food. This is something I've been waiting hears to share with the world. This is High School Musical, the Choosical!" He announced, opening the board game.
She looked at it in awe. It was so detailed, like monopoly on crack. There were hints to the original films everywhere and it was amazing.
"When I was a child, I wanted to go into the movie but the movie was on a screen so I made the next best thing," Carlos explained, a light blush on his face.
"So you've had this for ten years?" Big Red questioned, looking at it.
"And I've never actually played it,' Carlos admitted with a laugh.
"Okay, we'll totally play it," Ashlyn said, staring at all of the parts of the game.
"Okay, so there are two teams. The east high wildcats and the West High knights," he said, letting them sort each other out.
Andy watched as Ashlyn sat next to Big Red, the two getting cosy. When they heard the door go, the two girls raced to it.
They saw EJ who hugged both girls, "I brought some lobster dip. I double dibbed a few times and I feel bad about it but I feel great about telling you two," he explained.
"Hello, I'm Andy, this is your cousin Ashlyn, and you are?" Andy asked sarcastically, not knowing where this EJ came from or why he was being so honest.
"I'm trying out the whole honesty thing," he explained and she nodded, showing him where to put the food.
He placed it down, listening to her, "Honesty was never your strong suit EJ," she stated.
"I'm trying," he said, and she believed him
They walked back, everyone sitting down around the table. Andy explained everything about the game to EJ and he joined her team, East High Wildcats
"Okay, there are four basic categories. Trivia challenge, dance challenge, sync challenge and the glee challenge," he explained, "West High knights pick first,"
"Okay, we're gonna look for glee," Ashlyn said after the team confered.
Carlos picked up a card, clearing his throat, "As fast as you can, sing the lyrics to What I've been looking for to the rhythm of Getcha head in the game,"
They finally did it, everyone laughing at it. Andy thought it was amazing, the team bonding in this way.
She had never had this tight knit group of friends before, people that she could trust no matter what was happening.
"Congratulations, you move four spaces closer to center stage," Carlos said, the team cheering.
"Wildcats, take a spin," he said and EJ leaned over, spinning the thing before it landed on Bop to the top.
"Okay, pick one member from each team," Carlos said and they picked EJ and Ricky, "Your challenge is to stare at your partner and do the Sharpay and Ryan warm-up thing, without laughing or killing each other for sixty second,"
Carlos yelled go and they started doing it, very aggressively. It was shocking that they weren't laughing yet because everyone else was.
Andy though it was hilarious, a smile on her face as she watched them battle it out.
It was strange seeing her best friend and her old best friend fighting against each other for points. But she'd never been happy.
After what felt like hours of the most fun playing, there was a tie, "According to the rules, the only way to resolve a tie is with a lightning speed round of trivia questions," Carlos explained.
"Name both Jersey numbers Troy wears in the movies?" he said.
"Oh, uh, fourteen and ten,' Big Red said and everyone looked at him confused, "I watched it a lot,"
"How does Gabriella describe herself when she's complaining to her mum?" Carlos asked, reading out the next question.
"As the schools freaky genius girl!" Ashlyn replied everyone laughing at the joke she made afterwards.
"Wildcats, who's red tie does Miss Darbus compliment at auditions?" He asked, turning to them.
"Allen?" EJ called out and Andy laughed turning to him, not knowing how he got it right. But they were awkwardly close and he was surprised she hadn't caught him.
"I looked it up on my phone. I can't stop cheating and I'm sorry," he said and the West High knights won.
Carlos gave Gina the pin to signify her team won, everyone getting in for the picture before she got a call from her mum.
She put her mum on speaker, everyone yelling happy thanksgiving out, "Gina, honey, can you take me off speaker?" Her mum asked.
Gina walked out, obviously going to talk to her mum about something or other. The air became awkward and nobody quite knew what to say.
They all heard that Gina was moving, Ricky going out to talk to her. And on that note the party ended.
EJ gave Andy a lift home seeing as the party had ended earlier than assumed. But as they sat in the car, there was an awkward silence.
"Thanks for driving me home," Andy said, "EJ?"
She turned to see he was staring at her phone, and in his screen were hate comment about how being honest wasn't cute.
"Eej," she said after seeing that and he looked up, turning off his phone.
"Its nothing Andy," he said before opening the door to his car.
"Its obviously something, talk to me," she said, leaning over.
She knew him long enough to be able to tell when he was upset. There was something wrong, and it was more than his bruised reputation.
He sighed, "Its just, I want to be honest. And look where that got me, I've lost over 600 followers," he explained, running a hand through his hair in frustration.
"Those people don't matter, the people tonight who care about you matter," she said and he nodded his head, smiling at her.
The words were enough for him to realise that she was right, he didn't need any of these followers to like him. He just needed her.
"Thanks Andy," he said and the two laughed about the night, a comfortable silence between the two.
He laughed, smiling at her. He hadn't felt like this before, like someone completely understood him.
And as he watched her walk into her house, he wanted to run up and tell her how he felt. But he was confused, not knowing what he felt in the first place.
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scribeforchrist-blog · 2 months
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Walking In His Presence 
MEMORY VERSE OF THE WEEK
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+ 1 John 5:5 Who is it that overcomes the world? Only the one who believes that Jesus is the Son of God.
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VERSE OF THE DAY 
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+ Exodus 33:14-15  The Lord replied, “My Presence will go with you, and I will give you rest.”15 Then Moses said to him, “If your Presence does not go with us, do not send us up from here.
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** SAY THIS BEFORE YOU READ; HERE’S SOME CHRISTIAN TRUTHS **
I AM WALKING IN HIS PRESENCE 
I AM ABIDING IN HIS WORD 
I AM GREAT BECAUSE OF HIM 
I AM BLESSED BY GOD 
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    Moses wanted God to know this: if you dont go, if your presence dont go, I dont want to do it without you. Many of us make our plans and do what we want, never asking God, "Hey, what do you want from me? What do you think I should do? We dont think, for one second, how this could affect our relationship with God. 
   Having God's presence with us, or God with us, is the best feeling we could ever have. Some say if I dont have Siri, I can't spell anything; some say if I don't have my favorite chain, I can't go anywhere. Some say if I dont have my phone, I am lost, but Moses said if I dont have the presence of God, I will be lost! That's powerful. That shows Moses knew without his presence, he would be lost. He knew that without his love, he would be lost. Moses knew the importance of having God right there.
   Leviticus 19:4 Do not turn to idols or make for yourselves any gods of cast metal: I am the Lord your God.
      Sometimes, we allow people and things to take the place of God. I know someone is going to say no, I dont. When we spend hours playing Monopoly Go, or we are watching The Infinite Scroll, maybe binge-watching Love is Blind and any other shows we like, these are moments we allow things to take the place of God, and sure, we can play a game, we can go on TickTock or Instagram. Still, we can't allow things or items to take away the most significant chunks of our day by flipping and flipping through endless videos about something that won't grow or help our relationship with God.
      We have to start making choices like Moses. If this isn't going to grow me closer to God, I won't do it. Moses was evident in what he wanted to do and how he was going to handle his life, and the most crucial way he did that was by talking to God about how he felt. 
  Joshua 1:5 No man shall be able to stand before you all the days of your life. Just as I was with Moses, so I will be with you. I will not leave you or forsake you.
    God wanted Joshua to know that I would care for everything just like I did with Moses, and he even said, I won't ever leave you or forsake you. God took care of everything for Moses because he was pleased with Moses, and now he is pleased with Joshua; when we are pleasing to the sight of God, we can trust he'll take care of everything, and that is another reason why Moses wanted the lord presence to go because when we have God with us taking care of everything, nothing won't happen that he has willed over our life. 
     Some of us wonder if God is there; we are wondering what's happening next, but God is saying, my presence is with you. Walk with me. God is saying; dont look at what it looks like; I'm going before you to take care of it, God is saying, whatever is happening, my presence is with you, and you will be fine; we have to remember that when we are going through when something is said that unkind to us know that God is with us and he will protect us, he’ll never leave us we have nothing to do but trust in the hand of God!
  Exodus 13:21 And the Lord went before them by day in a pillar of cloud to lead them along the way, and by night in a pillar of fire to give them light, that they might travel by day and night.
   Even in the darkness, the lord carried the Israelites; even during the day, God covered them. See, we don’t have to second guess what God is doing because when the power of God moves in and through our life, there's nothing we have to do but wait and listen, to do what’s next, but a lot of us want to go and do our own thing we want to say and do what we want to do. 
   Psalm 16:11 You make known to me the path of life; in your presence, there is fullness of joy; at your right hand are pleasures always.
    If you read over the life of Moses, he didn't let what he wanted to do cloud his judgment but two times, one with the murder of a man and the other time hitting the rock instead of speaking to it. Besides that, Moses knew what he had to do to grow with God. He knew he wasn't great, and he knew the only reason people knew he was great was because he walked with God. Noah walked with God, Daniel walked with God, and these men knew and understood why they needed the presence of God. They also knew they weren’t great at all, but they knew with God they were above and beyond everything because they walked with God. Are you walking with God? Are you allowing his ways to shine through you? Are you aligning your life according to his word and will? 
   ***Today, we talked about the presence of God, and when you have felt it and walked in it, you realize this is something you don’t want ever to leave you. You realize that anything outside his presence didn’t feel right. As we walk with God, we learn humility, and each person who has walked with God had humility and knew that what they had and the power he gave them came from him. We must start looking at what we are doing and seeing if God's will is part of life.
We can add things to our lives we need, like taking vitamins, going to the gym, therapy, and vacations. All these things are great additions to our lives, but what will make it even better is walking in the presence of God and not moving unless he says so. Many of us move and do things outside the will of God, and we expect Him to follow, but it doesn’t work like this. We follow God to walk in his presence. If you don’t have his presence and know this is something you need, talk to and yield to him, and he will give you EXACTLY what you need.   ©Seer~ Prophetess Lee
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Heavenly Father, thank you for everything; forgive us for the sins we have done. Lord, walk with us today: we want to yield to you every day and ask that you help us. Lord, help us to be better, loving, and more compassionate. Lord, we are yielding ourselves to you; we desire to walk in your presence. We thank you for another week and for caring for us through this week. If it weren’t for you, we would’ve made it. Lord, give us strength to ignore the enemy's temptations but stay focused on you daily. Lord, we love you, and we are so grateful for you. In Jesus' Name Amen 
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Psalm 139:7 Where shall I go from your Spirit? Or could you tell me where I should go from your presence?
Matthew 28:20 Teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.”
Psalm 73:28 But for me it is good to be near God; I have made the Lord God my refuge, that I may tell of all your works.
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FURTHER READINGS 
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PROVERBS 23
JOHN 1
1 CORINTHIANS 3
JOSHUA 8
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gikairan · 11 months
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With Alan Wake 2 not getting a physical release to "save money", and a potential lack of physical release for Starfield (we're not sure at this point in time after a deleted support tweet said it wouldnt have one)
I am literally on my hands and knees begging people to care about physical game releases
Physical game releases save you money!! Digital store fronts do not reduce the price of games over time. They never have. They never will. Hate the $70 price point for new generation games? If gaming goes full digital, nothing will ever get cheaper outside of store sales.
Physical game prices drop because they take up actual physical space. And stores that sell them reduce the price to get rid of inventory, to make room for new inventory.
Physical space is not a barrier to digital store fronts, so they do not need to reduce prices. EVER.
Dont believe me? Heres the current price for NBA 2k23 on PS4 on the UK Playstation Store (Ignoring the game is currently free on Playstation Plus as of typing this):
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And heres how much it costs to buy NBA 2k22 AND NBA 2k21 on the UK Playstation store:
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Theyre the same price. Despite the fact that 22 and 21 are "old" sports titles that are no longer getting updates (because 23 was released)
Right now, a physical copy of NBA 2k23 costs less than £20:
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(I cant find physical listings for Brand New copies of the older games. But trust me... its not £59.99)
And sure, this is a game you probably dont care about. But this is also a game where a new version gets released every year, where the physical price crashes every year. And yet the digital store front is still charging Full Price for a version 2 years out of date.
Its not just crappy sports games that fall into this Bad Digital Pricing. Heres a game that came out 6 months ago:
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Youre paying almost half to buy a physical version.
How about something critically well received?
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And one not on sale:
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The list goes on and on and on. And this is me comparing to Game.co.uk. .... Generally considered one of the most expensive places to buy physical video games. If i were to go onto Amazon, TheGameCollection, Hit.co.uk.... i'd probably find all of those games even cheaper.
This isn't even getting into the fact that when you buy a digital game, only you can play it. You cannot give it to a friend. You cannot sell it to a company to get a bit of cash for the next big game. You're stuck with it. Forever.
But what about sales? Steam is 100% digital, and they have Good Sales, right?? Wrong. If you were following Steam sales over a decade ago, you'd see they were a totally different beast to what they are now. Steam Sales a decade ago used to be a 75% discount on AAA games 2-3 years old. Youre lucky to get 50% on something 5+ years old these days. Most things are really only 25-50% discounts. Once Steam had gained a virtual monopoly over the PC game market, they dramatically scaled back the savings on their sales. Sales on the Epic Games Store tend to be more dramatic than Steam sales these days.... because they're doing the same thing Steam did. Offer ridiculous discounts in order to gain market share. Once they have the market share, they will stop offering such good discounts.
Refund rights with digital storefronts are also pretty poor. Here in the UK, if you buy something online... you have 14 days to send it back to where you brought it from if you dont like it. Brought that shiny new game but realised after 5 hours of play during the weekend that you didn't like it? You can just send it back and get a refund. It might be store credit instead of cash, but at least you can do it. Physical stores vary, but you usually get 48 hours to return something. Again, might be to store credit - but you still get your money back in some form. .... With a digital storefront, you only get 2 hours to play the game and decide if you want to keep it. Once you have played more than 2 hours, youre no longer eligible to refund the game.
.... 2 hours isnt a lot of time when you think about it. The FF16 demo is about 2 hours long, and most of it is watching cutscenes with very little gameplay! :D
And none of this is talking about how peoples literal jobs and livelihoods depend on the physical stores they work in. If physical games no longer exist, people will lose their jobs. Or how physical copies preserve games for the future, as digital store fronts on older consoles get sunsetted. And you cant expect a 20+ year old console to occasionally receive security patches so your card data is safe on their digital store fronts. You can always stick a physical version of a game into a console, but there wont always be a storefront to download it from. ...... Or the game could just be pulled. For good. Usually, this is due to licensed music expiring. Or it could be like PT.... where it was pulled, and literally removed from your library so it could never be downloaded again. If you own the physical copy, none of that matters. You can play the game for as long as the copy works.
A digital-only future for AAA gaming is something we need to be actively condemning
Dont buy digital-only consoles. Don't buy a digital game when a physical copy exists. Buy from your local video game store instead of Amazon.
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mingzisdrgongxuo · 2 years
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fuck this place, i hate it more than anyplace ive been so far.
fuckin tourettes syndrome every time, just trying to go shopping. escondido never has that effect on me.
i dont trust the assholes running traffic.
how many collisions does this villiage of wine snob millenials get per week? what about idiot kids on bikes? so very sure of themselves and their faith that they won't get smashed by cars, they don't have to look. all they need is some dickhead with a beard on a stick to hold their hand and play law-breaking, privacy raping copilot.
5 freeway between tamarack and carlsbad villiage dr. - one exit ramp. less than 1 mile. guess how many damn churches. five or six. maybe more. holiday park has three. one on the north end, two on the east boundary. between vons and the place im staying... one drive, straight shot, not even 1/2 mile. three more. go one block west, there's three more.
what the fuck is wrong with you?
and your air traffic control traintrack operator, are you sure you're the law? every cop is taught to prioritize public safety. not pick a car and interact with them. have you ever got the fuck down here and gone for a ride on a saturday with your elderly mom behind the wheel?
jack in the box and carls jr. the end.
no chicken, no taco bell, no del taco, no mcdonalds.
plenty of wine snob bistros and local eaterys that noone wants to explore. no chinese, no japanese.
dead cow monopoly.
blind intersections with no visibility, no street lights and no reflective paint on windy roads where these same children ride around on their electric bikes, careless of all traffic.
if i caught you distracting the driver, for any stupid ass reason. id fire you. are you so stupid that you think they want their bearded murder patsy to keep them company or that they don't like feelings of being alone?
why the fuck are you attracted to me? are you jealous? envy is a mortal no-no. are you trying to make people crash or get run over? what if i refuse to use that word and say collide instead? does that mess up your little secret gambling casino pit-boss secret message? do you need me to climb up there and drag you down with a grappling hook? fucking corrupt ass rodent.
when are you going to be punished for asking for negativity or provoking it. you're an even bigger piece of shit asshole if i don't type, write, or say one fucking word to you when you are trying to get my attention. as if you get mad if you aren't on the recieving end of my hate. are you darth sidious from star wars? do you need your fix asshole? what if i dont want to waste my life in a bad mood necause your faggot ass wants to get high on the anger you provoke? next time you try to provoke evil or negativity from me or any other person... what are you gonna get? what are you asking for? i dont need my will to align with yours fag. like you think your asshole attitude overrides everybody if they dont declare their plans or intentions or goals first? like you're gonna get in the fucking way until you know what im doing or where im going before you can claim that your will becomes somebody else's? or that it only happens if i run it by you first, because you "allowed" me to do so? how about i don't tell you a fucking thing and i get it done anyway. my free will doing my will, without your knowledge or approval. that's called posession, demonoid faggot.who's bullshit prayer is that?
does it match your mouth? are you asking for it?
are you gonna get what you asked for?
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lesferatu · 2 years
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Mario Kart ends friendships, Monopoly ends families
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