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stretchmarkedmuscle · 2 months

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Ollie Clarke

#pecs #ollie clarke #strongman

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sitting-on-me-bum · 6 months

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The Swarm (Taken in the Ningaloo Reef, Australia)

Whale Shark

Photographer Ollie Clarke

Underwater Photographer of the Year 2023

#ollie clarke #photographer #underwater photographer of the year #whale shark #shark #marine #nature #ningaloo reef #australia

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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HAVe YOU thought about chubby baby Jason?? Like he's this sweet round cutie pie with curls? and slight freckles on his little button nose??

EVERYDAY.

You CANNOT convince me Bruce wouldn't dot on him 24/7. Pursuing him to actually leave his baby's side in order to do, you know... Anything else is a losing battle.

Additionally, Bruce's reputation as recluse is practically gone.

Baby Jason loves wobbling around the dog park, convenience stores, Gotham Academy halls when Bruce brings Dick his forgotten lunch.

It's not out of the ordinary for the billionaire to lightly jog after that screeching little cherub baby; It's the cutest sight.

Like a cat tracking down it's wild kitten. Or at least, that's how Clark Kent eloquently describes it in the newspaper.

Baby Jason is just as clingy to Bruce, thought.

He wouldn't hide in Batman’s duffel bag, in the Watchtower, otherwise.

It's the first time the league sees Batman actually, truly terrified.

"Turn this around."

"Batman, our mission cannot he annulled. I-- oh. Yes, Jason, I would love to see the bug. Yes. Pretty bug."

Jason coos, setting the little thing free, and makes grabby hands for his dad, who picks him up so fast Clark nearly misses it.

They just can't fathom how this sentient ray of sunshine is related to their Bat. But Bruce is a natural at it.

The only problem with Jason being here is that A) Jason is here.

B) Bruce cannot and will not stop kissing his chubby cheeks, which postpones a lot of their work. Not that they mind. Clark certainly doesn't.

Oliver, something furious and familiar smoking behind his mask, pulls Diana and Clark over.

" Okay. Which one of you did it?"

"Uh, what?"

" I'm not a toilet, so don't bullshit me, boyscout. Which one of you is responsible for THAT,"

He gestures to Hal projecting butterflies in the lunch room, so Jason can chase them. For once, Bruce doesn't look like he wants to burn him to dust. Clark tries not to let that bother him.

"WHAT."

"Amazonian, kryptonian, -- I'm not leaving options out. But my bet is on Diana."

#bruce wayne #batdad #battinson #dc comics #jason todd #baby jason todd #fluff #the justice league #clark kent #oliver queen #i love big brother ollie i really do. how dare you knock his little brother up?? do you know what that does to a person.#bruce:... think again.#ollie:youre fucking a kryptonian and THATS out of question?#text

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armed-with-a-waffle-iron · 8 months

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I adore Dick and Babs but imagine working with these two. The two smartest people in the room and they won't let you forget it. The two most shameless flirts who aren't afraid to clog your coms with fluff. The two with the longest history of working together, who are telepathically-linked and will not fill you in on what's going on. The two biggest workaholics who can be (almost) as hard on you as they are on themselves. The two who invented "we're not dating" behaviour that will make couples question if they are "dating". I'd be a bit scared to ask for their help tbh.

Also, just wanted to post these Young Justice cartoon screencaps because they're the only reason I watched season 3.

#“we're not dating” said babs and dick simultaneously #ollie looks at dinah/harley looks at ivy/wally looks at linda/clark looks at lois/odysseus looks at penelope/adam looks at eve #“so...are WE dating?” they asked simultaneously #dick grayson #barbara gordon #robin #batgirl #nightwing #oracle #batman #dickbabs #dc comics #comics #young justice #bat family

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neptunezo · 13 days

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I have never seen so much fanfic premise in one movie (this is a lie but let me make my point)

I was watching Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths — Part One. and OH MY GOSH

Further down is spoilers btw

BUT SERIOUSLY?!?!? YOU WANT TO TELL ME HOW BATMAN AND SUPERMAN WERE JUST CASUALLY LIVING OUT SO MANY FANFIC PLOTS?!?!

Superman gets hurt and the only thing he can think of before potentially DYING is giving Barry and Ollie, Bruce’s address. THEN JUST PASSING OUT?!?!?

And Bruce is super skeptical at first but then see’s Clark passed out and demands they bring him in.

and Barry is like “he asked see you, so thanks for not being mad about this.” to which Bruce responds “who say I’m not mad?” Oh you’re mad alright, but not because your identity was discovered but because your boyfriend is about to die and he wasn’t careful!!!

and then Alfred just KNOWS what tea Clark likes??? Why do you, as a butler, know what type of tea another man likes???? If not for the fact that the man you work for is dating the tea man????

There were so many other small scenes just between the two that were so superbat coded im not entirely convinced that it’s not real

#they are fruitier than a bag of fruit bowls #ive seen pineapples less fruity than them #they actually kissed on one of the other worlds #sorry but its true #batman #superman #superbat #clark kent #bruce wayne #man i love batman #dc comics #dc #dcu #crisis on infinite earths #barry allen #ollie queen #the flash #green arrow #tea man

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blorb-el · 1 year

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i feel like we should talk about how bruce's black turtleneck in wf14 is incredibly tight when he is talking to clark. showing off his pecs, sleeves rolled up, tight around his biceps, sculpted to his abs. like that thing is 3 sizes too small. and then. and then when he's in the video chat with ollie the very next page it's like. normal sweater fit. fascinated by this

#tuesday spoilers #i am forced to conclude one of two things from this.#either he changed turtlenecks (has designated separate turtlenecks for Video Chatting with Clark and Video Chatting With Ollie)#or he's simply flexing HARD the entire call with clark and relaxes talking with ollie.#either way. a little sus bro......#bruce wayne #superbat #(this is not a serious post)#(it IS giving me the mental energy to revisit a fic draft tho since in that bruce DOES have a designated Clark Turtleneck that IS smaller)

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niiwa-angel · 9 months

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I absolutely LOVE the fact that Bruce and Ollie HATE their best friends spouses. Oliver cannot stand Barry while Bruce Bat-Glares at Hal whenever they're in the same room. Leading up to the wedding, Ollie and Bruce who are both their buddies respective best man, are trying to convince their friend to leave.

Ollie throws Hal a bachelor party with exclusively blonde entertainment. Male and female. The bartenders are all blondes. He's hoping that Hal will find literally ANY other blonde to shack up with, as long as he doesnt have to deal with BARRY FUCKING ALLEN.

Bruce tries a different, slightly classier, slightly less legal means if breaking them up. Bribery. He approaches Hal after a League meeting and pulls him aside.

Bruce: fifty thousand right now, in your pocket, if you break up with Barry.

Hal, dumb as fuck bless his soul: Why would I break up with Barry for fifty thousand dollars?

Clark and Dinah are both annoyed at their partners for being so immature. Bruce is ready to break his no kill rule just to get Hal away from his mystery movie marathon buddy and Clark intercepts all of his plans.

Bruce: People die of food poisoning all the time, nobody would think twice.

Clark: If you kill Barry's soulmate with bad chicken, I will sic the entire Daily Planet investigative journalist team on you. No secret Bruce Wayne has ever had will be safe.

Bruce:😠

Ollie tries getting Hal to leave Barry.

Ollie: Are you sure you want to Marry BARRY of all people? He's bossy, he's a shut in, he's-

Dinah, fed the fuck up: He's smart, he's got a good career, he understands that being green lantern takes up a lot of your time, he's cute.

Hal: I know, he's so amazing 😍

Ollie, trying not to barf: 🤢

The day of the wedding they both dial it up to eleven. Bruce is in Barry's space helping him get ready but the whole time he's very supportive of the idea of leaving.

Bruce: I'm just saying, there is NOTHING wrong with not being sure, if you need more time to think, we can leave right now. I'll have Alfred drive us to the airport right now and we'll go eat our way through Europe, no questions asked.

Alfred, who is very much looking forward to this wedding: No I will not.

Jay, about to walk Barry down the aisle:😡

After they get through the wedding and have been together for a while, Bruce still kinda pushes for a break up.

Clark: Barry's birthday is coming up, what are you getting him?

Bruce, not looking up from his newspaper: a divorce attorney.

Alfred, reaching over and smacking him.

Bruce, after a long suffering sigh: and a new microscope for his lab. He's been wanting one.

Then Wally comes along and all attempts stop because Bruce and Ollie are not going to be the ones to break up a family.

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vodrae · 8 months

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*In The WatchTower. The first one able to get a reaction from Batman wins.*

Superman : I will do bad things ! *Red eyes*

Batman :

Wonder Woman : *Lifts him off the ground*

Batman : *Keyboard's following him*

Hal : Hands up ! *materializes a minigun*

Batman :

Green Arrow : I am...GETTING DIVORCED *Actor's studio*

Black Canary : Remember before I met Ollie and we kissed ? *That never happened*

Ollie : YOU TOO ?

Batman :

Zatanna : How's the kids ?

Batman :

Zatanna : We're screwed.

Barry : Did you know lemon juice is tasting acid but is actually alkaline ?

Batman : WHAT WOULD YOU SAY THAT ?

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tinky-dinky · 3 months

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Bruce Ships!

Hi all, I am writing the next chapter of my fanfic Mother Hen (read it here) and planning the future plotlines and need some help. Currently, Bruce is dead, but we all know he is not actually dead and will return from being lost in time.

I am debating adding a pairing for him, but I don't know which one. So I am asking you for your thoughts.

Pairings I'm considering:

Batcat (Bruce/Selina)

Superbat (Bruce/Clark)

Bruharvey (Bruce/Harvey)

Brollie (Bruce/Ollie)

Batflash (Bruce/Barry)

Batlantern (Bruce/Hal)

Pairings I Do Not Write:

Brutalia- no shipping Bruce with his rapist, please.

Batjokes- no shipping Bruce with a psychopathic murderer, please.

Bruce/Any Of His Children- no shipping Bruce with his own children, please.

If there's a Bruce pairing you like that isn't on either list, please feel free to suggest it to me!

Thanks!

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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 1 year

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Clark asking Barry for parenting advice 🥺

Clark: Barry you have a well adjusted son with a good heart and minimal trauma who loves you unconditionally...

Clark: How the fudge did you do it

#i mean honestly smart move clark #cause bruce diana arthur and ollie would not have good advice #Barry is the best mentor on the Justice League #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #wally west #barry allen #Superman #clark kent

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stretchmarkedmuscle · 1 year

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Ollie Clarke

#ollie clarke #strongman #pecs

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gretahayes · 11 months

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Happy Father's day to Oliver Queen

Roy Harper

And Wally West

The rest of y'all can choke ❤️

#my rambles #wally west #roy harper #ollie queen #“what about clark-” u people don't understand i have personal BEEF w him #“what about bruce” come on now.

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a-sour-nectarine · 2 years

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Thoughts of what Captain Marvel looks and sounds and smells like to Superman's senses are a source of endless comedy to me.

If Clark tries to look at Billy's skeleton for whatever reason, what will he see? Is it a boy-sized skeleton? Does it actually fit his frame? Can Clark see it at all?

He doesn't smell like a sentient being, he doesn't even smell alive. He smells vaguely of ozone and something Clark can only describe as "sparkly."

Can Clark hear his heartbeat? Does Cap have a heartbeat? No heartbeat means Billy can sneak up on him, making him the only being invisible to Superman. He would absolutely abuse that.

#ollie yells into the void #dc #dc captain marvel #shazam #billy batson #superman #clark kent

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fuscorooni · 1 year

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The first text Oliver sends to Clark after taking a punch from Doomsday, famous killer of Superman:

It was in my brain, and now it’s in yours too.

#dc comics #green arrow #oliver queen #ollie queen #clark kent #superman #doomsday #i lived bitch

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jasontoddenthusiastt · 5 months

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The New Titans #55 (1989)

Batman (2010-) #641

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Red Hood and the Outlaws (2016-) #6

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Batman and Red Hood (2011-) #20

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Batman (2016-) #138

They sure do bAT&Tman. They sure as hell do.

Yet Jason never thought this way about you.

#Don’t you dare kill them with a simple headshot Jason! I have to keep them alive so I can torment them until they wished they were dead #they’ll never use their hands again. this is the superior way #and you should follow in my footsteps as any self-respecting non-criminal vigilante would in order to keep your conscience squeaky clean #also how dare you not be more understanding of the fact that I completely betrayed your trust #and threw your unhealable trauma in your face and shamelessly admitted to it #after I slit your throat in front of the murderer responsible for that same trauma while he laughed in your face a few years back #god you are a terrible son u are so selfish everything I ever said about you while u were dead was true ur being such a burden rn #also I just love how in batman 640 Bruce was going around interrogating Ollie and Clark (ppl who died + came back)#to find a *~rational~* explanation for how Jason was even here #instead of yk. just being glad your child is alive #and when Damian died he does all this shit to Jason to figure *how to* bring Dami back #after he burned his artwork the same way he emptied out Jason’s room #god you flaming turd of a father never change #the fact that lobdell boiled down Jason’s reasoning to ‘he’s the bad guy and you’re the good guy Jason’#already shows we’re starting off on the wrong foot but #Jason coming back to Bruce in every new comic and saying the same ‘I tried it your way. or sucks’ thing is so silly because #it*#he already learned that decades ago #all the way back in batman 424 lol #you’re just. making him. look like an idiot. but yk what maybe that’s still better than the self-deprecating diversion bs #that’s actually convincing more people ‘yay Jason want redemption this is revolutionary & has definitely never been done a billion times b4 #and is a step in the *right* direction’#my post

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covertblizzard · 29 days

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Superman: uncertain and asking advice Wally: good and sound advice Superman: wow maybe you're right...

Kyle: hi

Wally: TIME TO BE STUPID COMPETITIVE

Superman: Kyle's presence is annoying. Not anything he's doing, no. Just that the second he appears Wally instantly turns from mature experienced superhero to childish brat again

#wally west #clark kent #kyle rayner #flash #superman #green lantern #justice league #a few heartwarming things: wally thinks quite highly of ollie #clark being lowkey placating and all interior design lost a genius wally lmaooo #kyle bringing out the child in wally (not always in a good way but you know probably not always a bad thing too)#do you think barry and iris watching over wally like kyle's influence on wally or not #anyway i thought of titling this something click-baity af like the real reason why superman does not like kyle #he makes wally dumb

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