“you’re good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential” I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES
in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
Big fan of Cissie's constant "I don't want to be here, I don't know any of you people please leave me out of your problems" attitude. I was a little worried about how Williamson would characterize her and her relationship to the rest of the group but so far he's nailed it.
At some point, Clark's journalistic integrity means he's going to have to pull himself off all pieces relating to Bruce Wayne, even the fluffy ones. Yes, Chief, he knows it's just meant to be a puff piece, but Bruce came to his wedding, of course there will be accusations of bias!
But you can't just send anyone to interview Bruce Wayne, Clark wouldn't do that to his friend Bruce or to the people he works with. He thinks he's doing them both a favor when he suggests that Perry send Jimmy instead. The kid could use the practice with a higher profile piece like this that's still pretty low risk, Bruce won't eviscerate him or anything.
Except Jimmy is a junior reporter with Something to Prove and he firmly believes that all billionaires are bastards, even ones that befriend Lois and CK, and he's a junior reporter from Lex Luthor's hometown. So yeah, maybe he does a lot more prepwork than anyone expected him to do. Like a lot a lot. And maybe he didn't find anything incriminating but he did find things that didn't wholly make sense. And maybe it still bothers him that his two favorite coworkers, the uncorruptible Kent and Lane, do count this guy as friends and he can't explain why.
So maybe junior reporter Jimmy Olsen is on high alert in what's supposed to be a softball interview and maybe he has a lot swirling in his subconscious and maybe Clark Kent doesn't befriend idiots because he's halfway through asking Bruce Wayne, Gotham's beloved airhead son, a question about his charity work when what his handheld recorder catches it
Can you tell me more about your charitable donations to—OHMYGODYOUREBATMAN
Watching fucking golf with my father in law, and all these dudes are dressed in bright pastels and light clothing, and ONE dude in ALL BLACK with a five o’clock shadow and I hope he’s the final boss
why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?
I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail
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