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niiwa-angel · 3 months

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Situation: Hal, Oliver, Dinah, Roy, and Wally are on a mission when Wally runs off and they can't find him.

Hal: shit shit shit shit SHIT! Barry is gonna kill me. I'm dead.

Ollie: well, Flash seems to like you! Maybe if you just call him.and explain...

Hal: my dick is good but it is not THAT good Ollie.

#Halbarry #halbarry #barry allen #hal jordan #green lantern #the flash #Oliver Queen #Green Arrow #Roy Harper #Speedy #Wally West #Kid Flash #Dinah Lance #Black Canary #Halbarry Family #halbarry fam #source: Helluva Boss

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incorrectbatfam · 1 year

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Hal: I think we should get a divorce.

Barry: What are you doing?

Hal: Just practicing.

Barry: Why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?

Hal: I don't know. I'm 42, I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Barry: You don't even have a partner.

Hal: Hypothetically divorce me.

Barry: Okay, then I'm hypothetically taking half your assets.

Hal: Well you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup.

Hal, to Bruce: It's called a prenup, right?

Bruce: Yeah, it's a prenup and you DID hypothetically sign one.

Barry: Who the fuck is this guy?

Bruce: I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.

Barry: Well then, I'm taking the hypothetical kids.

Barry, to Clark: Right? We can get those, right?

Clark: Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it.

Hal: Who the fuck is this hypothetical nerd? Fucking idiot glasses-wearing nerd.

Clark: Wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. I need to keep these on for continuity because I look like the other lawyer.

Barry: This is MY hypothetical lawyer and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other.

Hal: How could you hypothetically do this to me?!

Barry: Because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!

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jhonnyhotbody · 1 year

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He's a little dumb but that's okay

#hal jordon #green lantern #flash family #the flesh #barry allen #halbarry

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theflashzoom · 1 month

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"Music Store" by LukeWarmT3a_art

#the flash #green lantern #dc comics #barry allen #hal jordan #halbarry #dc fanart #blond hair #brown hair #justice league #the flash family #green lantern corps

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danothan · 6 months

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i don't know why but i like the idea that bart allen is hal and barry's biological kid 😭😭

you rly said FUCK dawn and don, those kids are OUT

#danswers #bart and barry are so grandkid and grampy-core that i can’t imagine it #i also personally dislike the idea of barry ever having kids biologically bc i feel like it’s antithetical to his themes and growth #bart shouldve been like an alternate universe family member or smth. grandkid-coded without being so literal #but it’s the canon we got so it’s the canon i’ll work with ^__^ 👍#can’t say it hasn’t brought a lot of interesting storylines and dynamics to the table!#barry allen #bart allen #the flash #dc #halbarry

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volkbeetle · 1 year

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sorry for lying heres some art

(do not use or repost, likes and reblogs are fine!)

#dc #barry allen #hal jordan #dc fanart #barry allen fanart #flashfam #flash family #the flash #dc flash #halbarry #?#my art #not bart #personal #system art #smiles so so wide #ive been drawing so much weeeee #do i even tag this as the riddler #I DONT KNOW!!

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hannieue · 2 years

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i present to you: halbarry being those best friends and bickering like an old married couple in BWFA as they should

#i love their dynamic so much #kudos to the writers #they understood the assignment #barry allen #hal jordan #halbarry #green lantern #flash #batman wayne family adventures #bwfa #i’m a simp for halbarry’s interactions #halbarry fills the void

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flashdoesahundredyarddash · 5 months

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some people keep saying that bart being hal and barry's child is a bad idea (I mean I really get the idea cuz hal's always away for space missions and barry would end raising him alone for most of the time + hal's commitment issues)

but idk I still can't help myself like It's really cute I like giving my otp a child

😭😭

I LIKE THIS IDEA. Honestly, I feel that as they first start to date, and a good point with Hal's commitment, Hal doesn't exactly see himself as a father? (<- Also I feel this is exactly him though. And not to mention how much I HATEEEEE that they gave HalCarol a kid because none of them would ever actually want a baby because they're so cooped with work and wanting to make it out for each other rather than always forcing themselves to marry, even with Carol wanting to move progressively with a relationship.)

Back to HAL, I mean he's great with taking care of kids and getting along with them, but I don't think he could want kids. This goes with Barry as well (<- They both are deadly afraid of committing to something that means they could lose someone), he's great with goods but he feels he couldn't be a good dad because of Dawn and Don scolding him from the future. Then again if they both had to take care of a kid (such as Bart, which I think is cute but Max is also the caretaker for him ngl... I think they would be great with Wally TOO because of Brave and The Bold shenanigans. One of my favorites <- Hal calling Wally son when he had the green lantern ring :((( )

BUT YES, I think they would be good as caretakers in a way that makes me emotional. Because they would want to try again with what they lacked during their childhood growing up...

#THANK YOU CESSMAGA FOR THE ASKSS :333 #i love when you send in these #jumping and leaping for joy when i get my inbox notifications #speedster ramble #halbarry #kinda halbarry?#anyways... this is VERY true and I could go on about their relationship dynamic if they were dating #because their morals go strong with being together its like a balance nearly?#anyways green lantern is so accepted into the flashfam lets be honest #ermm also unrelated but related with barry and kids #HIM AND TRYING TO GET THAD TO LEAVE THAWNE :(((#let him adopt thad please...pelase..please...#i just want them to be a happy family #imagining them through celebrations or parties or holidays without their families and loved ones...#literally sobbings... found family hurts me but its something i wish was talked about #NOBODY DOES FOUND FAMILY BETTER THAN FLASHFAM... IM SO SORRY..#anyways i think bart would be max kid but still would treat hal and barry like his grandpas...ermmm this is true..#hal treats wally like his own son and sees a lot of himself within him but when he was younger #i love them #barry allen #hal jordan

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sluggishslugcrimes · 1 year

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Trans flash brain worm going brrrrr Bec a bit is to trans not to put my identity on my heros and comfort characters.

So Barry is trans (ftm) and Iris is trans (mtf) and they are in a t4t relationship but also poly Bec Barry is dating big gay f u finger to gender Hal and they raise Willow (Wally) together, Willow loves tea parties and wants everyone to wear a dress so they do but Barry gets dysphoric wearing one and Hal and Irish tell him to explain to Willow why he can't wear one but he looks them dead in their eyes glaring and gritting teeth, "if you tell her I can't wear a dress for her tea party I will make both of you sleep in the living room for six years, now zip me the fuck up." Barry is protective over his little Willow so while he feels shitty in a dress thankful willow calls him daddy and those evenings are not as bad Bec his princess has a big smile on her face and giggling away.

Then she dates Roy and Dick getting older and Barry is giving shovel talks to them and Oliver and Bruce to not give her one because that's his princess.

The genderflux tornado twins, bigger fuck you to gender out there living for the sweet sweet taste of making people rethink life.

Autistic! Thad and ADHD!Bart fuckin it up on gender and dragons to the hord of pronouns and neopronouns

Willow's babies, her sweet Jai and Iris being bi and pangender respectful.

Wally ii just questioning and exploring gender and what feels right

Jay and Joan old t4t

Max being a genderqueer but sadly a fashion disaster.

And more! Nobody in flash fam is cis Bec I say so damnit!

Also Barry hates needles but t-shots are the only one his body can take without burning through so Hal and Iris have to help him on that. Very squeamish.

Godspeed is a disaster with gender

Bar and Eobard are Agender

There's also nonbinary transfem lesbian meena

Boom,,, my sweet sweet boom is nonbinary transmasc and I will not take any shit for that. Fuck you.

Jonathan Chambers is trans and his daughter is genderfluid nonbinary

I'll stop it here Bec,,,, I will write this at some point

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fairygothmotherisgay · 7 months

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Whumptober!!!!

Hi hi!

I joined Tumblr like two weeks ago, so I'm still figuring everything out, forgive me. Not sure if I'm shouting into the void, but I'm gonna be participating in whumptober this year! However, I will not be posting it on Tumblr, and will be posting it on AO3, so please go to my AO3 account instead (Fairygothmother). I'm super excited, so if you have time, I would appreciate it if you read my fics! Thanks!

#whumptober 2023 #birdflash #timkonbart #dc comics #marvel #mcu #bat family #batfam #jayroy #halbarry

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niiwa-angel · 9 months

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I absolutely LOVE the fact that Bruce and Ollie HATE their best friends spouses. Oliver cannot stand Barry while Bruce Bat-Glares at Hal whenever they're in the same room. Leading up to the wedding, Ollie and Bruce who are both their buddies respective best man, are trying to convince their friend to leave.

Ollie throws Hal a bachelor party with exclusively blonde entertainment. Male and female. The bartenders are all blondes. He's hoping that Hal will find literally ANY other blonde to shack up with, as long as he doesnt have to deal with BARRY FUCKING ALLEN.

Bruce tries a different, slightly classier, slightly less legal means if breaking them up. Bribery. He approaches Hal after a League meeting and pulls him aside.

Bruce: fifty thousand right now, in your pocket, if you break up with Barry.

Hal, dumb as fuck bless his soul: Why would I break up with Barry for fifty thousand dollars?

Clark and Dinah are both annoyed at their partners for being so immature. Bruce is ready to break his no kill rule just to get Hal away from his mystery movie marathon buddy and Clark intercepts all of his plans.

Bruce: People die of food poisoning all the time, nobody would think twice.

Clark: If you kill Barry's soulmate with bad chicken, I will sic the entire Daily Planet investigative journalist team on you. No secret Bruce Wayne has ever had will be safe.

Bruce:😠

Ollie tries getting Hal to leave Barry.

Ollie: Are you sure you want to Marry BARRY of all people? He's bossy, he's a shut in, he's-

Dinah, fed the fuck up: He's smart, he's got a good career, he understands that being green lantern takes up a lot of your time, he's cute.

Hal: I know, he's so amazing 😍

Ollie, trying not to barf: 🤢

The day of the wedding they both dial it up to eleven. Bruce is in Barry's space helping him get ready but the whole time he's very supportive of the idea of leaving.

Bruce: I'm just saying, there is NOTHING wrong with not being sure, if you need more time to think, we can leave right now. I'll have Alfred drive us to the airport right now and we'll go eat our way through Europe, no questions asked.

Alfred, who is very much looking forward to this wedding: No I will not.

Jay, about to walk Barry down the aisle:😡

After they get through the wedding and have been together for a while, Bruce still kinda pushes for a break up.

Clark: Barry's birthday is coming up, what are you getting him?

Bruce, not looking up from his newspaper: a divorce attorney.

Alfred, reaching over and smacking him.

Bruce, after a long suffering sigh: and a new microscope for his lab. He's been wanting one.

Then Wally comes along and all attempts stop because Bruce and Ollie are not going to be the ones to break up a family.

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yj-98 · 8 months

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rotating comics and rdr in my head at terminal velocity :)

#eventually it will converge and ill make an au #like. listen. the Halbarry Fic Of All Time aka little hal on the prairie <- not official name but hehe #is already set in the late 1800s #and it has the lanterns and speedsters and justice league + their supporting families as side characters in the fic #and its so fun. i could do something like that. maybe. anyways #remember that cowboy moment yj had #rook.log

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bitchyblkqueer · 2 months

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if this website goes down i'll have to start comic posting in my newsletter under my government name

#🫡#and it wouldnt be the first time #but imagining my family and colleagues reading my halbarry manifestos #aiyonna reads comics

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ketchup-monthly · 1 year

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Year of the OTP January Prompt- Snow

Pairing- Halbarry

#year of the otp 2023 #halbarry #snow #domestic halbarry #hal jordan #barry allen #ive even included the kids!#just a strange family enjoying the snow #ketchup writes

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taxi-cab-to-slowtown · 6 months

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Flash Family Meets the Justice League

Okay, folks, so here's the thing, I love Batfam meets the Justice League and it's so fun because of the way that it has so many crunchy tropes mixed into it. Secret Identity? Check! Identity Reveal? Check! Paranoia? (there is a whole fic with this trope named this and it is fantastic) check! There's also just, found family, secret relationships, pranks.

Car Salesman: *smacks "Batfamily Meets the Justice League" tag* this bad boy can fit so many excellent superhero tropes.

The only problem is... there is a lot of Batfam meets the JLA fics out there. This isn't to say there is too many because there can never be too many and as long as there are new ones, I'll be eating them, because they are fantastic. But what if we could get something that feels like this trope, that tastes like it, but is just different enough that it opens up a whole wealth of new ideas?

How about Flash Family Meets the Justice League? The idea is that Flash is about as opposite from Batman as possible, which makes it that much more fun. Where the Bat hides everything, Flash is always open... or so the League thinks. Flash has a good shipping dynamic with pretty much any leaguer though I will always be a HalBarry stan and has quite a few kids at least 2 of which are active heroes.

Plus, Central City ever seem just a little too good to you? within a year of the Flash being active there was a museum in his honour. The Flashes can ask their rouges to take the day off, and they will I would love to see a crypidly happy Central city which is cursed with a different kind of curse from Gotham.

I feel like there's a super ton of focus on the Bats don't get me wrong, I love the Batfamily, that how I got into DC and we don't touch the untapped potential of the other families. Just please, consider the idea, chew on it, and if you end up writing about it, tag me please.

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briarmoon1015 · 1 month

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What are your headcanons on the halbarry?

lol I have so many headcanons buckle in

1. I’m a big fan of Barry falling first but Hal falling harder. We do not get enough of pining Barry and I need it. I need to see more of Barry letting Hal crash at his place, and having to hold back any feelings he may have as the two eat like five pizzas and watch the latest Star Wars movie that Hal missed in space. Barry is a master at holding in his secrets, so it just makes so much sense to me

2. I like to headcanon that Barry isn’t a fan of pda, but the instant someone isn’t around he’s very touchy. Doing things like brushing hands with Hal or knocking knees makes him giddy.

3. I also like to think that Hal gets pretty bad insomnia when he gets back to earth from long space missions. His ring makes it so he doesn’t need sleep, so getting back into that cycle can be difficult. Barry also has pretty bad sleep habits. I imagine speedsters struggle to sleep eight hours straight thanks to how fast their bodies work, and with Barry having a somewhat typical 9-5, he isn’t catching up on sleep any other time. Whenever Hal gets home they both focus on getting their sleeping patterns down, and find it a lot easier to do with the other one around.

4. Hal knows he’s one of Barry’s lightning rods and takes full advantage of it. He will be getting healed by Barry after every stupid situation he gets himself into, and he will drag Barry out of the speed force every time Barry tries to do something even stupider. He also tries not to get stuck in other dimensions or in the speed force himself, just to avoid throwing Barry off.

5. Whenever Hal is away on missions, Barry will often go outside to star gaze. He doesn’t tell anyone it’s because he’s missing Hal, but his family will join him anyways. Hal, on the other hand, likes to find the direction earth is in and just take a moment to breathe.

6. Hal is a Star Wars fan and Barry is a Star Trek fan. They get into a ton of nerdy arguments about it, but they both watch them together. They also love Top Gun. It’s Hal’s favorite movie for obvious reasons, but I think it’d be hilarious if it was also Barry’s gay awakening.

7. Neither of them are good at cooking. Barry’s lack of patience while trying to heat things up often means undercooked food, or overcooked when he tries to use his powers to heat things up. Hal can make a couple of really good dishes but beyond that he is incapable of making edible food. It never turns out right because he tries to do his own thing instead of following a recipe, and ends up getting the proportions all wrong. They often eat out.

8. I need to stress how nerdy each one is. Barry may seem like it the most with his love of chemistry and dressing up like an old man half the time, but Hal will talk your ear off about planes. Not even just types and models, but also weird history facts about them, and mysterious crashes that happened. Because of this, Barry now is quite good at telling the make of a jet, while Hal has a good chance of being able to tell you what chemical compounds you are looking at.

9. On occasion, the two will need to stitch each other up. Hal is a lot faster at it, but his technique isn’t always perfect. It does make do, however. Barry, on the other hand, more gentle and effective, but he’s quite slow at it. He tends to overthink each stitch.

10. Hal doesn’t let a lot of people wear his dad’s jacket, but he often leaves it with Barry when in space. Barry often will leave it on the kitchen table chairs as a reminder of Hal, and will occasionally fix it up if need be. Having to mend his own suit has made Barry a pretty good seamstress, but he takes extra care with Hal’s jacket.

These are just some general ones :) hopefully you enjoy them

#the flash #barry allen #dc comics #green lantern #hal jordan #halbarry

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