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your-local-lucifer · 24 days

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So I read "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" by Robert Louis Stevenson and I

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 5 months

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Mc: (holding a cat) it followed me home

Lucifer: n-

Satan: (kicking him) fuck off!

Satan: Mc swetie never let them out of your sight

Mc: (holding a hissing cat) I don't think they like you

Satan: (crying) that's alright...

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me crack #obey me!#obey me lucifer #lucifer avatar of pride #obey me mc #obey me satan #satan avatar of wrath

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journey-to-the-attic · 1 year

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one thing about ik is that she will always reach out

#obey me #art #i had the idea for this and managed to bulldoze through drawing it all without losing motivation halfway through #but Do Not expect me to post art this frequently in future #idk how to do panels so if the middle bit with the text might be laid out weird #i added the stars and feathers and stuff because there was a bunch of empty space around the boxes #obey me satan #jtta ik #(btw the crumbling symbol next to the exploding feather is the wrath symbol from in-game)#(with the pride symbol attached upside down at the bottom)#(not so much symbolism as it is just me whacking you over the head with the point but it looks cool)#i had a lot of fun doing satan's more monstrous design so i might try my hand at some of the other demons later?#i do have some ideas for levi (deep sea creatures are just really fun)#also happy nightbringer release day!! it showed up on my homescreen like half an hour ago and i was like “wait what”#for some reason i thought it wasn't releasing til next week??#the new genshin patch is today as well so looks like i'll have plenty to do with the rest of my free time for the easter hols #(i promise i'm also working on the next chapter of jtta but i am so stuck on how to get lucifer actually Talking)#anyway. here's a gold star for making it through all my rambling in the tags for anyone who did so: ⭐

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angelsdemonsandhumans · 9 months

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Satan: *getting mad*

Mammon: FUCK, SATAN IS MAD!! SATAN IS MAAAD!!

Leviathan: OH CRAP, CALL THE RELAXING PILLS

Leviathan: *runs to grab the relaxing pills*

Mc: *gets pushed in front of angry, demon formed and growling Satan:*

Satan: ...

Satan: *the expression soften once Mc start scratching his head* Mc...

Mc: There, there, we'll talk about it once you calm down alright? *smiles*

#obey me #obey me x reader #lucifer obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me funny #mammon #obey me x mc #obey me mammon #obey me x you #solomon #satan #satan avatar of wrath #satan om #satan obey me #obey me satan

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overheardbyvarioustherapists · 3 months

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Lucifer: Why aren’t the dishes in alphabetical order?! Satan: What does that even mean?

#incorrect quotes #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #source: vine #vines #iconic vines #swd satan #swd lucifer #satan avatar of wrath #lucifer avatar of pride #om! lucifer #om! satan #obey me memes #obey me meme

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imissthestarswhenicry · 1 year

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top ten ugliest demons 🍊🍏

finally got around to drawing them... lust and gluttony next hopefully

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nerdy-talks · 1 year

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yourlocalstranger123 · 1 year

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Obey me! X wrath reader.

Characters; lucifer, mammon, Levi, satan, Asmodeus, beel, belphie, diavolo, Barbatos, Luke, solomon, simeon

They were in a meeting in the living room since somehow the meeting room was on fire and needed to be rebuilt.

. . .

"WHO THE **** STOLE MY **** PHONE, I SWEAR I WILL BEAT THE SOULS OUT OF YOU!"

and there was a sheep [name] standing there with pits fire in their eyes and a bleep button in their hands.

Lucifer: language!—

"SHUT YOUR PRETTY MOUTH UP, NO ONE IS INNOCENT IN HERE BESIDE Chihuahua LUKE."

*Luke with the headphones that [name] gave them*

Luke: [name]! There you are! Here, I made some cupcakes for us! :D of course I am not gonna share with those demons! Hmph.

"Aww thanks, but can you go to my bedroom for a sec. We can enjoy it there."

Luke: ok!

*shut*

Everyone:.....

"So....if someone doesn't own their actions I will bring it out."

Satan: pfft, what such scary things you can handle that can scare us demons?

*brings out a shotgun*

"Oh yeah? You still not scared?"

Satan a bit concerned: "you know I'm literally the avatar of wrath."

"Fine....I guess you choose the hard ways mother fu-"

*brings out a cat out from a magic hat*

Satan: NOOOOOO!-

"NOW FEAR ME, MOTHER *Bleep* IF YOU DONT SHOW ME WHERES MY PHONE BEFORE I *Bleep* EVERYTHING UNTIL ITS JUST DUST AND I WILL SHOVE EVERY FUCKS I GIVE FOR MY PHONE THAT YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT AGAIN!"

Solomon & Simeon & Barbatos: D- dear I can try summoning your phone! Now do please put that down.

"I will count to 10. If I don't see my phone I will make everyone suffer with my wrath and Solomon cooking."

Solomon:Hey! My cooking is not bad!

"I bet I can feed someone that is immune to poison and they still die. No, EVEN AN IMMORTAL WILL DIE FROM IT."

Everyone but Solomon: "what they say is true though."

Diavolo: Let's try talking this out-

"No."

Mammon: L- LET US EXPLAIN BEFORE YOU KILL US-

Levi: Let me say goodbye to ruri - Chan and Henry before I die!

*Beel and belphie in the background since MC knows that beel would never and belphie was sleeping the whole day.*

*later*

"How does it feel to be tied up and helpless?"

Asmodeus: quite hot~

"It will be even more hotter when I roast you to death like a chicken."

*few screams later*

*creak....*

Luke: hey [name]! You left your phone.

"That's where it was! Aww, thanks. Sorry guys! Here, let me untie it for you."

*When MC left*

Luke: be grateful I was walking pass the door and heard you guys talking about hiding their phone in the closet.

Everyone: we are.

Rule number ?¿

Never make MC mad/don't hide their phone

Unless you wanna die

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fleur-dans-la-nuit · 5 months

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Lucifer: Mc, you need to understand that two wrongs don’t make a right.

MC: *sighs* That’s true…

MC: But two negatives make a positive!

MC, high-fiving Satan: Satan taught me that one!

Satan, smirking because he knows Lucifer is not happy with this at all: Good job MC, you learned very well!

Lucifer: Those are not the same- *sighs* I give up on you both.

#obey me shall we date #mc avatar of chaos #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mc #om! swd #obey me #om! mc #obey me luficer #omswd lucifer #om! lucifer #obey me lucifer #omswd satan #satan avatar of wrath #om! satan #obey me satan #sata

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your-local-lucifer · 3 months

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(Trigger warning for suicide mention (especially in tags))

Things to say instead of "kill myself"

I'm going to / I'd rather...

•Eat [insert inedible object here]

•Kill/Become God

•Explode

•Dissect a frog

•Have sex with [insert unfuckable person/thing here]

•Scream

•Summon satan

•Cry

•Make out with the ground passionately

•Vomit a corrosive enzyme

•Leave

•Metamorphosize into a [insert literally anything here]

•Take shots of my own urine

•Not

•Pass out

•Take a ride on a Tic-Tac

•Pee my pants

•Evaporate

Pls pls pls feel free to add on to this I'm so tired of people making suicide jokes I get it sometimes it helps to cope but I feel like it's over-exaggerating how one may feel about a situation and taking away from how serious suicide actually is I don't think this is okay

#tw suicide #tw suicide mention #suicide mention #kill yourself #kys #suicide #suicide jokes #anti suicide #nsfw?#kms #kill myself #list #the fly #the fly (1986)#<- did yall catch that reference #textpost #lucifers wrath #lucifers chastity #lucifers inferno

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 1 year

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seems to apply only to B and up, and man you wouldn't believe how long it took me to get all of this

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Nightbringer Surprise Guests

Lucifer

I'm feeling good. Why don't we open a bottle of my prized Demonus?

1. Tap Face

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Chest

I know you want to give me a high five, don't you? Fine, just this once. Call it a special occasion.

1. High Five

2. Rub Chest

3. Tap Arm

Mammon

We'll be invincible if we Team up!

1. Rub Face

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Face

Hey, hey, hey! The Great Mammon makes his mark!

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Head

Leviathan

Haha, let's experience tha taste of victory together!

1. Tap Head

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Head

Let's great each other like Normies would!

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Tap Face

Satan

We won thanks to me.

1. Rub Face

2. Tap Chest

3. (Rub/Tap Chest, Tap/Rub Arm, Tap/Rub Head, Rub Face) Tap Face (couldn't get one with more hearts???)

Is this how one shares happiness? Give me a high five.

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Tap Chest

Asmodeus

A win for me is as natural as breathing air!

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Chest

3. Rub Arm

Come on, hold out your hand. High five <3

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Face

Beelzebub

Thanks to you, I was able to get through it despite being hungry.

1. Tap Head

2. Tap Head

3. Rub Chest

Not bad, huh? It's time for a victory hamburger!

1. High Five

2. Rub Chest

3. Rub Arm

Belphegor

You want to hang out with me? All right, you got it.

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Head

All right... you want me to hold up my hand, right?

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Head

Diavolo

It really does feel good to win, doesn't it!

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Head

3. Tap Head

All right, let's savor the joy of victory... Just you and me!

1. High Five

2. Rub Face

3. Tap Face

Barbatos

Was I of any help to you?

1. Tap Head

2. Tap Head

3. Rub Head

Is this where we do the so-called "high five"? Someone taught me how to do it.

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Tap Head

Solomon

You're my best student, you know? As your teacher, you make me proud

1. Tap Chest

2. Rub Chest

3. Rub Chest

Hey! It felt good to win like that, huh? We make a truly amazing teacher and apprentice team, am I right?

1. High Five

2. Tap Chest

3. Rub Head

Simeon

I'm super excited right now, but how about you?

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Arm

How about we see whether exchanging greetings will deepen our bond?

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Face

Luke

...So how was it? Did I look cool?

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Arm

Okay here we go! It's time for a high five!

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Head

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devildom-doll · 8 months

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i don’t think i need to fix him anymore, he’s perfect the way he is 💚

#you go wrathful furry demonio #me when I ask my parent to drive me to buy a cosplay accessory #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me screenshot #obey me satan #satan obey me #satan #om satan #satan om #lucifer obey me #obey me lucifer #lucifer #om lucifer #lucifer om

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angelsdemonsandhumans · 10 months

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Up the attic...

Mc: Hey, Belphie

Belphegor: *trying to take a nap* mmmh... *groaning in annoyance*

Mc: ....could I ask you something?

Belphegor: what.

Mc: I need-

Belphegor: no, ask Beel or whatever. *turn to the other side of Mc and cuddle against the pillow*

Down in the living room, in front of the fire with Satan...

Mc: I mean, I don't understand! He acts like he hates me

Satan: But everybody, and I mean everybody knows he would literally die for you

Mc:

Satan: Don't stress too much Mc, It's fine. He probably just have to accept that yet *pat your head*

Mc: mmhm

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leviathanshusband · 8 months

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has anyone considered doing a mob au! for obey me? bc i think that would be fucking perfect and here are the most basic of my thoughts

Lucifer: the big boss

Diavolo: His closest ally in the underworld

Mammon: the right hand/the thief

Leviathan: hacker, informant, strategist

Satan: head torturer, strategist

Asmo: spy, informant, influencer

Beel: head enforcer

Belphie: head chemist

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tatsumessy · 1 year

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How they kiss you ~

Seven brothers + Simeon and Diavolo

Lucifer + forehead kisses

Lucifer hates pda big time but those days when he knows he’s busy and won’t get to see you for a long period of time he’d see you in the hall and give you a quick kiss on your forehead.

You would tease him later in his room for seeing that blush on his cheeks even though he initiated the kiss.

Mammon + making out

We all know how greedy this man is with his money but it’s also the same thing with kissing.

Especially when he wants to assert dominance to others.

In the middle of your conversation with a “male” friend he’d walk over and grab your chin pressing his lips onto yours elongating the kiss while smirking and laughing afterwards.

He was ALWAYS extra with his kisses and you were used to it because that’s who he was.

Leviathan + pecking

Our shy otaku never imagined being in a relationship so when MC wants to kiss him he can’t find it in himself to taint you with his lips.

So you offer to take baby steps and start small, he agrees and gives you a light peck on the lips.

Those became his comfort kisses whenever he’d see you as too precious and wanted to cherish your holy image.

Asmodeus + Neck kisses

It’s not secret that Asmo loves to touch you and always be on you, next to you, etc.

And something he likes to do in public just to tease you is kiss your neck.

Especially during freaky time he knows where your sweet sweet spots are on your neck so he’d kiss there longer than usual just to make sure you felt good.

Satan + Shoulder kisses

Those times late at night when you two would still be up reading a book together.

You’d both be sitting on the bed with you in between his legs while his chin rested on the top of your head.

He’d get random thoughts just to show you how much of your time is valued.

His hands rub your shoulders first before he would lean down pressing soft kisses on your left shoulder then your right causing you to smile as you read out to him.

Beelzebub + Spine kisses

HE SPECIFICALLY LIKES TO KISS THE TOP OF YOUR SPINE.

He moves your hair off to the side then kisses down on the tip of your spine as his arms wrap around your waist pulling you closer to him.

Even during freaky timeeee when you’re on your stomach and he’s staring down at your exposed back looking at his pact mark on your body.

His lips kiss all the way up from the tip down to the lowest part of your back.

Belphegor + Temple Kisses

He knows that a way to a calm mind is through the temple especially if you have a headache.

So before he lays down next to you on your bed while you do homework he always makes sure to kiss you on your temple as a silent way to tell you to relax and not stress.

He also loves it when you do it to him, his face heats up and out of embarrassment he hides his face in his cow pattern pillow.

Simeon + Hand kisses

Being the Angel that he is, he always greets you the way and proper partner should be treated.

He bends down and kisses the back of your hand then stands to kiss your lips before starting any conversation with you.

Even if your staying the night in Purgatory Hall and you’re both about to go to sleep.

He picks up your hand and kisses it, “Goodnight my Angel.”

Diavolo + Cheek kisses

Every time you’d come into his office everyday after classes to see him he’d greet you with a big hug and a sloppy kiss on the cheek.

And those days where he worked on the weekend and you asked to join him. You’d be sitting on his lap with your arms around his neck leaning your head against his.

He didn’t mind large affection because he was pretty affectionate himself but you’d always surprise him by giving him a small peck on his cheek and whisper in his ear.

“You’re doing so well my Prince.”