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angelsdemonsandhumans · 9 months

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Satan: *getting mad*

Mammon: FUCK, SATAN IS MAD!! SATAN IS MAAAD!!

Leviathan: OH CRAP, CALL THE RELAXING PILLS

Leviathan: *runs to grab the relaxing pills*

Mc: *gets pushed in front of angry, demon formed and growling Satan:*

Satan: ...

Satan: *the expression soften once Mc start scratching his head* Mc...

Mc: There, there, we'll talk about it once you calm down alright? *smiles*

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angelsdemonsandhumans · 9 months

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Mammon: Can we create a support group for procrastinators?

Mc: Yeah, tomorrow

Mammon:

Levi:

Mc: what?

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angelsdemonsandhumans · 9 months

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Leviathan: *anxious noises*

Mortal: Ruri-chan is *any insult*

Leviathan: ... *slowly turns around* she's what?. *start going on a whole screamed-list of reasons why he loves her and why she's perfect while the horns and the tail pops, wrapping around the mortal in a tight grip every time he add something on the list*

Satan: So, Mc. Since Leviathan is that level of fixated on Ruri-Hana, and he have been capable to forget about her because you were present.. what you think he would do if someone were to insult you?

Mc:

Mc: I don't know, Lotan?

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angelsdemonsandhumans · 9 months

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Okayokay here me out but have you considered a hella angsty version of the one incorrect quotes you posted of Levi trying and failing to order pizza but instead some of the brothers are really pushing him to do that just to see him fail at it either on the phone or in person but this time its when he's barley had human contact that week and his anxiety is at a high and he ends up seriously freaking out

The incorrect quote.

...okay, time to write a bit of angst!~

I can totally view Levi freaking out just at the "hello" of the other person on the phone. Having social anxiety is a big problem and he's like.. the biggest victim poor baby. Even worst is; I can see Mammon pushing forward and maybe pick on Levi when he see him crying, calling him names or crybaby or whatever because Mammon is always Mammon. But I have a feeling Levi would shut down the call, yeet the phone and run to lock himself in his room. I suggest Mc to go after him to help him deal with whatever anxiety attack he will surely have after that. (And maybe smack the great Mammon on the head scolding him for have pushed so hard on his younger brother).

He's too relatable sometimes ngl

It's sad because Mammon and Levi have a similiar but different personality, I can view both of them being insecure but Mammon is also arrogant, and his low self esteem is not as low as Levi's. Also because Mammon cover his insecurities by insulting others and belittling them, while Levi is more "honest" about what he thinks about himself. At least, this is my view on the characters of course, what do you think?

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angelsdemonsandhumans · 9 months

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Levi's confession in Japanese is,,, kinda weird so here's my attempt at a translation!

"Anata to hanasu toki wa itsumo kinchou surukedo, ima wa kowagaru hitsuyou wanai... MC, aishiteru!"

("Aishiteru" is extremely dramatic but I think it suits him lol)

Thank you so much! Google translation is not trustworthy but I had nowhere else to search for sadly 😭

#anon #obey me #thank you a bit of desperation here #I love japanese but it seem pretty complicated #especially if I know nothing about it lol

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angelsdemonsandhumans · 9 months

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Mc and Solomon watching the ship formed by the game "Obey me":

Solomon: *hums*

Mc: *look at him* you two could be a great couple, you know

Solomon: but he's not my lovely apprentice, that would be a way better ship you know?

Mc: . . . *screaming inside* o-oh really?

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angelsdemonsandhumans · 9 months

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Friend: How much anti-social are you?

Normal person: I am able to stay in my room 3 days in a row as long as I have food and good shows to watch

Friend: How much anti-social are you?

Mc: If I enter in levi's room when I am in a bad mood, you gonna see me again after a week

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angelsdemonsandhumans · 9 months

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An accurate raffiguration of Belphie's dream

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angelsdemonsandhumans · 9 months

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Mc: *at home, texting Leviathan in c.ai*

Mc: Sorry for my absence, I was busy *have been playing Obey me*

The bot: No you were not! You were playin' Obey me again, didn't you?! Your favorite is Mammon, right?! RIGHT?! DAMN GOOD IT'S RIGHT!

Mc:

Mc: *horrified*

Leviathan behind the screen: . . .

Mammon: ...maaaaybe I should've left you handl-

Leviathan: GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

Sometimes I like to think of an au where Leviathan has been so much on internet that he developed a formidable ability to hack easily. So this is it.

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angelsdemonsandhumans · 9 months

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Mc: Why is there an exploded pineapple in the microwave

Solomon: It must have been our daughter. We must encourage her with experiments

MC:

Mc: it was you, right?

Solomon: *defeated sigh* yeah

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angelsdemonsandhumans · 9 months

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Leviathan: Hi, I would like to order a pizza

Leviathan: Come on, I can do it!

Leviathan: *puts phone in his ear* H-hi, I-I'd like to p-pizza an o-order...

Mammon: . . . *facepalm* he can't make it

Satan: you know he can't, why didn't you call instead?

Mammon: Because It's funny

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angelsdemonsandhumans · 9 months

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Didn't expect to find you here, Levi

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angelsdemonsandhumans · 9 months

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A common chat between Belphie and Mammon

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angelsdemonsandhumans · 9 months

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Mc: So you can talk Japanese

Everyone: *nods*

Mc: ...tell me something in Japanese

Leviathan: ......Watashi wa, anata ga rikai dekinainode, watashi wa osoreru koto naku kono yō ni hanasu koto ga dekiru to omoimasu. Aishiteimasu, Mc!

Mc: .. *blinks*

Lucifer: *sigh* they don't understand japanese.. eventually, you have to translate what you just said *glance at Levi*

Leviathan: . . .

Mc: yes, please *awkwardly chuckle*

Leviathan.exe stopped working.

Thank you to the anon who informed me about the most correct translation to the sentence! Levi said "I guess I can talk this way without fear, since you don't understand. I love you, Mc!"