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not very happy abt how this turned out but i hope being able to post it in higher quality makes me feel better abt it
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Yuu: (pinned under a cauldron) Deuce what the fuck man?
Deuce: you tried to stab me!
Yuu: it was just a funny thing I wanted to do, a little prank of you will
Deuce: murder is not a prank!
#anyway I'm bored and to lazy to pull up my notes app#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland shitpost#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes
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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
(I'm sorry)
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Are you still leaving Tumblr?
Yeah, I just really haven't had the time/motivation recently to keep moving all of my stuff to another site
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Mc: (holding "soup") Solomon honey you know I love but seriously what the fuck man?
Solomon: it's made with love :D
Mc: if that's made with love your love fucking sucks
Solomon: D:
Mc: don't give me that look it just tried to kill me!
Solomon: no it didn't it's really possessive like me
Mc: ...
Solomon: you knew what you were getting into to late to take it back now
Mc: yeah I know
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Mc: (stuck in a wall)
Diavolo: Mc how did you get in there?
Mc: Barbie didn't like his new nickname and promptly threw me into a wall
Diavolo: do I get a silly nickname if I help you?
Mc: isn't Dia enough?
Diavolo: no
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Mc: (holding a Dragon's head) told ya stealing from it was a bad idea
Mammon: (panicked) what happened to you Human!?
Mc: it woke up
Mammon: and your first thought was to decapitatite it? seriously!?
Mc: I mean yeah pretty much
Mammon: you are hopeless Human
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Mc: (drinking tea) this tastes funny
Lucifer: it's pure poison Mc
Mc: oh
Mc: (faints)
Lucifer: (sighing) I really should have just put theie Doctor on speed dial
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I'm tired and refuse to sleep, have fun with insane bullshit (AKA average Local experience)
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if I didn't know they were targeted ads (cause 99.999% of them are Obey Me related because that's the only thing those sites know about me) I would really think Solmare had it out for me
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writers and artists everywhere all the time
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Yuu: (eating ice cream)
Malleus: (glaring)
Lilia: do you want me to get you some?
Malleus: no, I wanted to share with the child of man
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Player: you know this sounds really uneathical to practicly fuck over all my descendants or a random orphan
Mr.Fairweather: sounds legal to me
Player: you forced me to accept this deal
Mr.Fairweather: should have read the contract more properly
Player: you switched decline and accept!
Mr.Fairweather: and?
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