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cowboyfatgum · 3 days
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levia-chan · 1 month
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OH, REALLY?!!?!?
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HEY, MAYBE YOU'RE FORGETTING SOMETHING?!???
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tsukii0002 · 1 month
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Satan: *quietly entering Mc's room in the middle of the night*
Mc: *sleeping like a log while hugging a stuffed animal of their own size*
Satan: …
Satan: *with a murderous face picks up the stuffed animal and throws it angrily against the wall*
Mc: *frowning at the lack of the stuffed animal*
Satan: *crawling into their bed and taking the stuffed animal's place*
Mc: *hugging him and smiling*
Satan: *happy angry demon noises*
In the morning
Asmo finds Satan and Mc cuddling while sleeping peacefully in an adorable position.
Asmo: … *taking out his phone and taking a picture* I found Satan, Lucifer!!! He's in Mc's room again!!!!
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devildomwriter · 20 days
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Two Wrathful Demons
MC: *crying in their room under a blanket*
Satan: “MC! What’s wrong?”
MC: *shows Satan their phone*
Satan: *eye twitching*
[A Moment Later at the Demon Lord’s Castle]
Satan: “Barbatos I need you to open a portal to the human world.”
Barbatos: “And what is your reason?”
Satan: “Hunting.”
Barbatos: “And you think I’d allow that.”
Satan: “They’re cyber bullying MC.”
Barbatos: “I see.”
Barbatos: “I shall be accompanying you then.”
Satan: “Good, let’s go.”
[Later at the House of Lamentation]
Satan: *knocking on MC’s door*
MC: “Come in!”
Satan: “You seem much happier? Is everything okay now?”
MC: “Yeah! They apologized and explained they were being emotional and taking it out on me. It’s nice to see people can admit their wrong, that rarely happens on the internet.”
Satan: *smiling knowing he’s the one who sent that message the bully is long gone*
Satan: “That’s wonderful. Let me know if they or anyone else crosses the line like that again.”
MC: “I will. Thanks for buying me icecream.”
Satan: *smiling* “Anything for you.”
[Later at the Demon Lord’s Castle]
Diavolo: “My favorite dish! How delightful! Thank you Barbatos, you must be in a good mood today. May I ask what has you in such high spirits?”
Barbatos: “I simply had a bit of fun earlier.”
Diavolo: “Oh? I wish you’d invited me.”
Barbatos: “That certainly would’ve brought about the end of times.”
Diavolo: “What exactly did you do????”
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devildomangel · 11 months
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Imagine after nightbringer, MC can stomach solomon's food. Then when they return back to the present, everyone's just watching them eat Solomon's food without consequence like:
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trueshellz · 1 year
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Imagine how angry Satan must be when MC disappears in the current timeline. I'm just imagining the pure rage on his face when he realises that all the calls haven't been picked up, your room empty to a point that the last book you were reading is left open on the bed. The hot drink you made left on the side cabinet, still steaming and your uniform is left behind your door ready for tomorrow. The thump in his steps, something that the brothers haven't heard in a long time as he marxhes through the house to Solomon. Then holding Solomon by the neck against as he slams him against the wall with a hard crash, the pictures and ornaments falling down with a crash.
"Where. Are. They?"
"Now, now Satan. Just ca-"
"Don't! Tell me to calm down. You better figure out where they want and bring them back. NOW!"
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zephyrchama · 7 days
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Paper cuts come when you least expect them. You thought it was pathetic that a mature human such as yourself couldn't even flip a page without slicing their skin open, but old Devildom books were made of the worst paper. Super thin, and sharp like a blade when touched at the wrong angle.
The small distraction sucked you out of the novel you were reading and back into reality. You shut the book and shook your hand, waiting for the pain to run its course. These actions did not go unnoticed.
"Let me see your hand," Satan murmured. He was suddenly looming over your armchair and gently cupping your fingers.
"It's not bad, don't worry." You were more concerned about the book's pages. Satan's collection had a lot of rare and expensive tomes. The novel in your lap looked fine, but how angry would Satan get if a drop of blood spilled onto it? He might not verbally assault you like he would others, but you feared he'd sulk about it for at least a few weeks.
Satan pulled a square cloth from his back pocket. He paused to stare at it. It looked fine. Maybe a little wrinkled, but nothing that should have made him frown. "My handkerchief is dirty."
He roughly shoved it back into the pocket and instead lifted the hem of his shirt, then lightly blotted at your wound with the still-warm fabric.
"Hey! Nooo, that's just going to make your clothes harder to clean later." You went to jerk your arm back, but Satan's gentle hold turned into an iron grip. Those abs weren't just for show. "It's gonna stain! Knock it off. I can lick it or something."
"Oh, good idea." Satan's shirt slid back down as he dropped it and knelt. He rested his elbows on the seat cushion, one on either side of your legs.
"I can do it! I can do it!" You tried to stop him, but he was already seductively dragging his tongue over your fingertip. "Don't even thi-- ahhh, Satan come on!"
There was far more blood rushing through your face than in the tiny little cut. It astounded you how Satan could pull off an embarrassing action so smoothly, without hesitation.
"Are you done yet?" You didn't know if it had been five seconds or five minutes, but you thought it was long enough.
"Mmh." He mercifully stopped, giving your palm a quick peck. "Move over."
The armchair was meant for one, but it was big and cushy. If you scooted to the side it could probably fit two. "Why?"
Satan was already climbing into the space next to you, raising you onto his legs. "I'm gonna make sure it doesn't happen again. I'll read to you."
He leaned back into the chair, pulling you along with him, and curled an arm around your waist to reach the novel. "So, which page were you on?"
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rabidferretnightmares · 3 months
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Solomon: Hey Satan, watcha doin?
Satan: Stealing our neighbor's cat
Solomon: Scandalous
Solomon: Can I help?
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imagine, every year around christmas time, satan just receives a bunch of letters from little kids, who accidentally addressed their letters to him instead of santa
it becomes sort of a tradition in and of itself; after the initial confusion and some research, i think he’d grow quite fond of them and smile at the wobbly handwritings listing what those tiny humans wish for
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hiort · 1 year
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kitties when they see a ball of yarn
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fleur-dans-la-nuit · 5 months
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MC, talking to Satan: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Satan, turing towards Mammon: How tall are you again?
Mammon, dramatically, and hurt: How DARE you-
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chanedart · 1 year
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Rage and Destruction
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levia-chan · 1 month
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Kid Satan: THEY WILL DROWN IN BLOOD FROM MY REVENGE!!!
Mammon: Eat porridge, I say.
Mammon: Come on, open your mouth, the airplane is flying *Mammon makes buzzing sounds*.
Mammon: Dispatcher, we're falling!
Mammon: WE'RE FALLING, DAMN IT, DISPATCHER!!
*As a result, the kid Satan ate everything*
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tsukii0002 · 3 months
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Satan and Mc reading quietly in his bedroom
Mc: Who do you think would be the fastest to reach the palace?
Satan: *lowering his book* ?
Mc: Mammon telling him that there is free treasure in the palace, Beel telling him that there is a buffet made by Barbatos or Lucifer finding out that Diavolo intends to make a new festival out of boredom?
Satan: *cracking up laughing* Lucifer.
Mc: *smiling* And who do you think would not achieve their goal even if they got to the palace?
Satan: Clearly *closing the book* Lucifer, just look at the number of events we're having.
They both burst out laughing uncontrollably
Mc: We are bad people.
Satan: I am a demon, I like to be a bad person.
Mc: Especially when it comes to Lucifer?
Satan: Exactly.
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devildomwriter · 4 months
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Satan vs The Dentist
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How did you trick him into going though??? Where did you say you were going and how’d he find out? He’s like a cat that won’t get in the carrier because he knows you’re going to the vet this is hilarious
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str4wkinzi · 19 days
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Saw ur asking for recs and I got a nasty lil idea.
Sitting on Satan's lap in a common area, looks really innocent from the outside. You've got a blanket over your lap so it's comfy and cozy.
And his brothers have no idea you're sitting with his cock inside you, struggling to keep a straight face as you grind against each other.
But Lucifer knows. When he's in the room, Satan smirks at him. Lucifer takes one look at your flushed face and knows exactly what's going on.
And Satan embodies his eldest brother's sin in the best way possible.
-🐷
Satan x Reader.
@str4wkinzi 2024 ☆
nsfw content/ involves sexual content under the cut.
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Reading with Satan was something you both enjoyed and did regularly. Either in the library, the living room, in his room or yours. Though, sometimes Satan would mess with you. He’d lure you into one of those locations, promising you just a normal time doing a normal thing thats going to be nothing but normal. He’s a really good liar.
He’d grab a book (most likely a sexual one), sit you on his lap, and put a blanket over the both of you, saying its a little chilly. He’d read the book, when sexual parts appeared he’d whisper them in your ear and maybe start rubbing your thigh. After it ends, when he’s just starting to ghost around your inner thigh, he stops and starts reading like normal.
When you finally start squirming and whining on his lap he knows you’re wrapped around his finger. He starts to tease you about being a needy slut, about not being able to read a little dirty book. He starts to slide his hands between your thighs, rubbing against the fabric just hard enough to make you squirm against his hand.
He’d pull your pants and underwear down/slide your panties to the side and start to circle your clit. When he starts to hear little moans escape your lips, he starts to mock you by asking if you’re listening to the book. He’d chuckle when he could see the scowl on your face.
Lets just say the book had a fingering part. He’d dip his fingers inside of you and finger you exactly like the book describes it. You’re not even paying attention to Satan anymore before he stops. He takes his fingers out and taps a sentence in the book, describing how they stopped to tease them.
He soon decides to slide his pants and boxers down and rubbing his throbbing cock against you. He’d continue that until the book got to another sexual part. Of course, he’d do it exactly like the book.
When he does slide inside you, he starts at a pace that rivals a snail. You could only sit back and listen as he reads the book with one of his hands on your hip.
Everything is going smooth for a while, until Mammon comes through the door. He greets the two of you, maybe even teasing about being ‘mushy’ again. Though, its obvious he doesn’t see whats really happening.
Almost like some game, all his brothers walk through the same door one after another. Though, after each brother comes and greets he two of you, he picks up his pace. You try to keep your moans in, you try not to let your face contort into one of pleasure, and you try not to let your voice falter while greeting the brothers.
It works. It looks like none of them knew what you and Satan were really doing. All except one. Lucifer comes through the door, you could already feel your heart trying to beat out of your chest.
Lucifer greets the two of you, Satan doesn’t say a word as you turn your face away and mutter a broken greeting. If he didn’t already know what was going on, he definitely caught on when he saw Satan grab your face and point it towards Lucifer. Showing him your embarrassed face.
You hear Satan chuckle as Lucifer asks you to his room later. You look back at Satan as he just smirks at you.
He takes complete pride in the very long reprimanding he just earned you.
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THANK U WHOEVER U AREE. UR AMAZING!!!22 maybe i might not quit my job after all.. getting requests makes me happy :3
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