Talking about someone who uses multiple pronouns is so fun because if you use all of them you get a Tony Hawk Pro Skater combo
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Gym teacher: alright kids, the locker rooms will be separated into boys and girls so we don’t have any… incidents happening. (Couples making out)
People who are attracted to their same gender: Ohhhhh noooooo… what a tradgedyyyyyyy…
My non binary ass: errrrrrr… W H A T
Trans people who haven’t come out: fuck.
Genderfluid people: splits into two*
Aromantic and/or asexual people: ok. Fine by me lmao
closeted gay trans folk: FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT ( @maximumwebb came up with this one)
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“Hey where’d all the gender go?” They say as they open the fridge. They gaze in horror as they see me, who has taken all the gender for myself, and I am growing more powerful by the second
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"Are you still gay?"
Nah man, I couldn't pay my gay subscription last month and they cut me off
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When the p*rn bots keep following you
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This is meant to be light hearted and silly, adding this since people will always find a way to take it wrong 💔
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