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your-queer-dad · 7 months

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How many trans women does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, and you don't even need a light bulb. Just tell her she's a pretty lady and she will light up the room for you.

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your-queer-dad · 9 months

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"Are you still gay?"

Nah man, I couldn't pay my gay subscription last month and they cut me off

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your-queer-dad · 9 months

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No sir I'm not female. The F on my birth certifcate stands for fuck.

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your-queer-dad · 8 months

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We talk a lot about queer pride but what about queer lust? Queer sloth? Queer gluttony? Cmon guys we gotta do this shit

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your-queer-dad · 8 months

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If you are attracted to people but not sexually you could say you find people.....ace-thetically pleasingly

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your-queer-dad · 10 months

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How do you scare a Non-binary person?

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your-queer-dad · 8 months

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If you're single and bisexual, are you on stand bi or bi-yourself?

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your-queer-dad · 8 months

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"Do you have any acting experience?"

Yeah I acted cishet for 18 years.

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your-queer-dad · 10 months

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I was originally LGBT, but I upgraded to the premium version LGBTQ+ to get rid of the ads

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your-queer-dad · 8 months

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I don't want to be perceived as a man or a woman. I want to walk down the street and have people go "Wtf is that????"

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your-queer-dad · 9 months

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We're here! We're Queer! We wanna go to sleep!

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your-queer-dad · 8 months

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Why should you bring money to pride events?

For trans- actions

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your-queer-dad · 7 months

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They say a dog is a man's best friend, and diamonds are a girl's best friend, but my friend's nonbinary so I got them a pet rock

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your-queer-dad · 8 months

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*fuckboy voice* baby.I lost my pronouns...can I have yours?

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your-queer-dad · 7 months

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Where does someone with neo-pronouns order pizza from?

Little xe/xers

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your-queer-dad · 7 months

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What do you call an asexual attorney?

An ace attorney

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