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ma3mae · 9 months

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Don't be so annoyed, love!

Summary: He's so annoying sometimes but it's ok because you love him 😭 (HC w/ Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo)

Genre: Crack, fluff, lowkey suggestive themes

Warnings: 🗿 we ignoring the red flags bc we can. also mentions of farting bc dazai 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

A/N: u cant tell me that they wouldnt do any of these things ok 💀also kunikida's got a small drabble out of nowhere but im always wildin when it comes to him 😭😭😭😭😭

Dazai Osamu

u cant tell me that as soon as hes rly comfortable in ur relationship that he WOULD NOT be ashamed of just farting outta nowhere honestly 💀

Like yall r just chilling on the couch, watching smth and he just lets it all out bc why should he hold himself back 🗿

Hes at home 🗿

But bro's lucky he doesnt smell but 🗿🗿🗿🗿 wheres the warning from him

u give him the side eye and hes like "What? Are you perhaps ashamed of human nature, bella?" like ok we'll leave him alone but he ruined the emotional moment of the movie yall were watching 😭😭😭

Is also the type to prob leave his socks and clothes lying around

It got better over time but he still sometimes does it bc old habits die hard i guess 🧍

once got so bad you just collected all of his clothes and put them infront of the door so he'd have no choice but to pick all of that up and do it himself 💀

would try to talk his way out of it in the beginning but also felt kinda bad after the relationship got more and more serious

So now hes a good bf/ husband and does it himself 🤩 (with the occasional sock under the couch 💀)

drinking habits would take a bit longer to be fully gone, he'd learn to regulate it over time

He's learned to warn you tho when he thinks that a rly shitty day might hit him bc work and more

sometimes you take the day off and do something together to take his mind off of it

Sometimes you're at work and a "im home" text without hearts will come and you know whats wrong

would feel more comfortable over time letting you take care of him

will definitely show you his appreciation for you the next days in one way or the other 🤩💅

talking about living together, yall would often have to sit down to talk about his spendings bc our man cant save for ANYTHING

Used to often come home with little things like "Look, this reminded me of you!" and it's a plushie of a cat or something

Started off cute and small but got dramatic like him really fast

ngl he came home with a expensive necklace u liked when the both of u went shopping but u didnt buy it bc.. she expensive...

like he was charming as always with his "Tada! Guess what I've got you?~ 😋" ".... Not the necklace...? 😧" "🤩 How did you guess that right, bella??" "😨😨"

THIS man right here wouldnt even hesitate to just right out fking steal shit for you if u want it bc thats how much Power u got over him he'd never admit that tho sksks... OK maybe in bed...

he'd def either blackmail or bribe chuuya into helping him with stealing

probably even has access to his bank account and you'd only realize that when he'd stand infront of your door, asking where that "f*cking b*stard" is

you'd legit have to mediate their convo or else the whole building you live in would be gone immediately skks 💀

Chuuya likes u so he wouldnt make yall pay for it bc he knows that dazai's nearly broke 24/7 and u dont deserve to pay for his fault 💅

it would be enough to destroy his pride to make him obey chuuya for like 2 weeks or sum cue evil cackling from said red head

queen of Gaslightining nr. 1 😭 sometimes its for the dumbest arguments tho like why its okay to smack your lips while eating 😭

"I don't know it's just really noisy and kinda annoying for me?" "But Bella, that shows just how tasty your food is or are going to deny that fact and say that I should not show my appreciation for it? What if for me personally it's a sign of a good meal?" "Yeah but doesnt need to be that for me. Also you can show your appreciation for it in other ways like just simply saying its delicious?"

"But actions speak louder than words, my love." "YEAH, well then what do you want then???"

Its just a whole shit show and would (lmao it WILL) end in him giving you just shameless bedroom eyes and well you know whats gonna be after dinner lmaooo 🤡😭

Also also i do believe that hes not the best cook at first but hes a real fast learner so it prob would only take him a week of consuming cooking videos and reading books and BOOM

"Samu, is this a 3 course meal you're cooking because that's a LOT of ingredients in the kitchen." "Sssh just sit down, wash yourself up and enjoy the evening, my love! I'll call you when I'm done 💕"

Manages to somehow still give you some snacks and drinks in between the cooking 😭 with some sneaked in kisses on your shoulder or lips 😏

If you go and hug him from behind, he'll be MELTING

Like nuzzling your face into his back while wrapping your arms around his torso, you feel the slight rumble in his chest as he chuckles at your cute action 😭

"If you want to eat something then you should take a break from being so cute, you know? Don't want the food to go bad from maybe getting a bit distracted if you stay here for a bit longer." "Ew, are you implying you'd start something infront of our food??"

"... Well, I can just have a whole meal by myself but you'd be left hungry so it's your choice 😋"

🗿 the way he doesnt need long to be turned on is alwaya amazing to u but thats just how whipped he is and bro is a whole snack himself so WHOS complaining 😋💅

food's is guaranteed to taste heavenly but if he knows youve got time, then he'd make excuses to taste your cooking like

"Samu, it's been a while since I've gotten to taste your cooking." "Aww, was it that delicious for you? Hmm but I actually prefer your cooking!"

Time for some cooking and baking lessons together, eoow 💅 with the occasional make out session because the sauce found it's way on your lips and he just had to clean it up with his 😭😋

honestly despite all of some of the difficulties, dazai would never fail in making you feel loved in his own way even tho u gotta peel back some layers 🗿

At the end of the day, his bear hugs and many kisses are smth u love to come back home to after work

also doesnt say it but would def be a house husband for u 🤩 with the occasional "whoops gotta go and do smth quick" text and he comes home at like midnight skks bc the agency needs his cute ass 😋 but dw dinner's ready and house chores have been done so enjoy ur evening after work, zurlie 💅

dont kill me for this but id give him a 7.5/10 😭

Obsessed with him and i love him but it would prob be really really exhausting to get him to FULLY trust you and its honestly understandable

Also he kinda makes me feel like i'd have to walk on eggshells around him because you often dont really know what hes thinking 😭😭

could smile at u while thinking "why u so ugly" 😭😭

also bro is so smooth, its scary like he'd prob make us forget immediately that hes trying to find out everything about us(why he sounding like a stalker 😨😨 wouldnt want him to be MY stalker 😨😨 or would I?? 🤩) MY DELULU BRAIN 👹

Doppo Kunikida

😨 Cleaning maniac

personification of the verse "I can COOk, i can CLEAN" (i know its "dont" instead of can but we all know hes like perfect house husband material... maybe a bit too perfect 💀💀💀👹)

If u forgot a cup on the dinner table, he'd legit take the cup, put it in ur hand and be like "why did u leave it there if u r not using it"

WILL def rant about why u shouldnt do it

Honestly huge nagging mom vibes 💀💀

At the beginning of moving in together, he'd just clean everything without a word whatsoever

Like you wanna help around the house too? NUH UH, he already finished everything up.

Vaccuming the house? Done

Swiping? Lmao be sure to not arrive at home after work around that time bc u gotta stand at the door and WAIT until the floor is dried 💀😭

Dishes have been done like at 5 in the fucking morning 💀👹

Bro thankfully doesn't wash clothes that often (gotta be careful of the water bill 😭) but there r days where he legit throws his clothes nearly everyday bc the worse the mission the more blood yk 🗿🗿

U had to legit drag his ass to the couch to talk to him bc he gonn be deep clean the house if someone doesnt stop him

"Kuni, you literally don't need to do EVERYTHING by yourself! I'm also here to help and frankly, it feels like you're my maid sometimes 😞" " Don't worry. Everything fits perfectly in my time plan and since you sometimes work overtime, it's better if I do a bit more of it."

... "🗿 You are legit saving this city from being destroyed so often and I just sit in the office, bro 🤡" "I understand your argument but I have seen the way you look tired so often so let me take a bit of your burden"

He knows how to make us go "🥺"

The argument prob went on for an hour until yall settled on making a plan on who does what on which days and if someone's gotta work overtime or sum then the other takes a bit of it over and so on

So in the end its alrighty 🎉

Groceries and so on are never a problem except it sometiems turns out like going shopping with your mom because...

"Omg Kuni, look!!" *holds up cute decoration* "We could put this on our dinner table! Isn't it cute 🥺??"

Bro just takes it from you and looks at the price. Legit gives you the 🤨 look

"That's 937,32 Yen (around 6€) 🤨🤨. For a tiny statue of a dog? We could find it somewhere way cheaper." "🥺 But it's a limited edition and it reminds me of you bc its got the same fur color 🥺. It's even got ur glasses on 🥺"

Bro will say no but the day after you spot the dog on the table 🤡

Yall lying in bed together and cuddle so give him a peck on the lips while killing him with your cute ass smile (U MURDERER 🗿🗿)

"What was that for?" "Hmmm, well I just noticed that said statue magically appeared on our table. You think it was a cute long haired fairy with glasses and a grumpy look 😋? "

He tries really hard to deadpan at you but the corner of his lips still tug upwards as he pinches your nose

"Well, sometimes its not so bad to buy a little extra, I guess."

If theres a market nearby with some really good deals then you'd either be dragged together with him or he'd come home after work with tons of bags

Always surprises you in how good he is at negotiating about the price

Sometimes you gotta stop him from arguing with some of the shop keepers because some decided to sell some items way too overpriced 🗿🗿🗿

you once found him stay up all night researching about reasonable prices for veggies... 😨

and cue to yall standing in the morning infront of said shop keeper getting absolutely destroyed in an argument by your man.. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Well guess who even got some extra free stufd because kuni terrified the shit out of him 😋

"Thank you for your hard work in harvesting and selling us these delicious vegetables. My wife is quite a fan of them." Your husband said as he put the money into the shop keepers shaky hands, face red in embarassement as he squeezed out a "It's nothing." between his teeth. His face paled at the words "We'll see each other next Monday. Until then have a great week." leaving your man's mouth as he gave him a friendly smile before taking your hand and going to the next stall,only for you to sheepishly wave goodbye to the shop keeper before going with your husband.

"Well, you gave him quite the scare back there." You said as you felt him squeeze your hand a bit tighter, the bustling of the array of people only increasing by minutes. "Someone had to correct his ways. It would help his sales but only if he's willing to take that advice seriously." he simply answered as he looked at the contents of the bag, counting the ingredients left to purchase.

"Well atleast we got ourselves more than we needed so we can go home and call it a day." "Who are you?" Chuckling at your surprised face out of the corner of his eyes, he continued to make his way towards the end of the market, to finally reach your car.

"I thought over your words and I do believe it would be nice to" laze around together "for once in a while. Everything in the house has already been done, so maybe we could try out that one series you've been talking about. The reviews seem to be quite positive about it."

He just lets a breathy laugh escape his lips at your squeal while you begin to rant on why its gonna be so good watching it and

UUUUGGHHGH 😭😭😭😭 GIVE ME KUNIKIDAAAAAAAGHHHHHH 😭😭😭🤡🤡👹👹👹

honestly there are like no real red flags like his red flags are disguised green flags and yall can legit work through it easily

The only thing would be his tendency to overwork himself and it could lead to an argument but never a real fight because hes pretty easy to reason with

Like even when hes stubborn, he'll STILL listen to your words because the many good things about him that he'd always make sure to take your words seriously 🗿🗿

which sometimes makes it tempting to tease him bc we can lowkey understand why dazai easily tells him the most outrageous shit and your man just casually writes it down in his notebook 😭

"That damn idiot managed to fool me again by telling me that aliens have been among us (AMOGUS 👹) and that the goverment has been hiding it from us for decades." "I thought you already knew about that tho?"

"What" "What?"

"Wait so they're real?"

Cue to him showing him a video (that dazai sent to you a week ago just for this moment 😭)

Lmao dont tease him too much tho but dw, he cant stay mad at you at all lmao 😋💅

Honestly a 8.5/10 bc his nagging scares me 💀😭

Edogawa Ranpo

"Greatest Detective" more like "Queen of Gaslightining" 👹👹

Everyone knows hes way too obsessed with sweets but how the hell is his teeth actually still existing 🗿🗿

ngl i believe fukuzawa would prob sometimes just randomly ask him if he brushed his teeth bc he lowkey lowkey raised him ok 🤡

Ranpo is all nice like "yup, i did." but when u ask him, hes a whole b*tch about it

"Hah??? Why would you ask me that?? Do you really believe that I'd be so dumb to forget about brushing my teeth? If i can solve the most difficult cases then why would you assume that brushing my teeth might something that I'd forget, huuuhh??"

His gaslightining used to work at the beginning of ur relationship but sooner or later its not hard to notice his patterns 🗿

Like yas ok, he could just put up a whole ass strategy in how to not get u to notice that he didnt brush em at all but bro

Hes too lazy

And hes a sucker for attention 😩 like he might be "annoyed" if u nag at him bc of smth but he absolutely loves it bc its just one of his many ways to get ur attention without him having to actively get up and get it for himself 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Hes a huge clown but i love him 😭

Dazai tends to forget his socks or smth lying on the floor but THIS mf right here just doesnt rly care 😭

Like that was the first thing u noticed when u entered his apartment 🤡

Its not right out messy on a disgusting degree, its more like theres tons of trinkets n shit from cases or just random candy wrap hidden under the couch 💀💀💀

The epitome of "I can do it tomorrow" bc bro doesnt forget, he just IGNORES that he has to do it 😭

might take a while to actually get him to yk do smth around the house

used to prob only sleep and shower at his apartment and thats it💀

But when hes whipped then hes whipped and hed actually try his best to help around the house

Key word "try" 🤡

Like its often tbh accompanied by "okay, ill do it but only if i get smth"

A MANCHILD, I SAY 👹👹👹👹

But there are days when he legit deep cleans everything by himself bc either you had a bad day or yall had a fight 👹👹

still would whip out the "now gimme something, please 😋" if yall cuddle after a fight and he cleaned and tidied everything up for his love 🤩

doesnt always have to be candy yk HEUEHEUEHEUUE 👹👹👹👹👹

also its not a surprise but dont let him near the kitchen

HE COULD

HE RLY COULD COOK SO WELL

Like he had only cooked for ONE time and it was like a fever dream

Bc u legit had a fever and he cooked chicken soup but uhm 🗿

he cooked it so good??? Like veggies n meat cut and cooked up nicely?

Broth kicking in real hard?

Like? "What the hell? I thought you couldn't cook??"

Bro is about to put that spoon fr away 💀

"I'm not so heartless to let you starve and I definitely wont be giving you some cheap soup either. I just looked it up on the internet and followed the instructions so you gotta get well soon because I miss your cooking 🤩🤩"

Are we flattered?? Gurl, maybe but he'd def know if we tried to make ourselves be sick to taste his cooking again

Bro only offers to help when it comes to baking 😪😮‍💨😮‍💨

His only help is licking the dough or chocolate outta the bowl or smth 😀

would sneak in many kisses tho bc he likes u and sweet stuff is just sugar overload for him and he loves it 🤩

I think one of the important factors for him in a relationship is that fukuzawa approves of you? Since he does value his opinion over his own intellect

Like bro trusted him when it came to Fukichi and other ppl 💀

fukuzawa could legit go "aliens r evil" and ranpo would be like "ok everyone, aliens are evil!!!!" 🗿🗿🗿

honesrly i dont think why there would be a reason for fukuzawa not to accept you (if there is one then time to take 100 steps back and reflect on urself 💀)

He'd prob be impressed on how u even fell in love with him bc.. its ranpo💀

petty, clingy, can be manipulative ( but never with ill intentions), would legit prank ur ass bc he can, impatient and quickly bored af

But hes attentive, kind, can be patient when it comes down to it, empathetic (depends sksks) (also thank u fukuzawa for kinda ramming that into his head 🤩), affectionate in his own way (a sucker for physical touch but would NEVER right out admit it 🗿) and so much more honestly

there arent any real red flags tbh (might come as a surprise for some ppl)

Maybe maybe he'd obviously have a bit of difficulty fully opening up and i do believe there might be times where he once or twice legit deducted what ur feelings r for him bc hes used to being careful around people and especially bc in case someonw could randomly target the agency

Or is some kinda criminal in general

But honestly when hes learned to trust you then you know youve got yourself someone loyal 💅 and i mean FR loyal

personal favorite hc and honestly prob canon since we've already seen it : he'd not be ashamed to throw hands at someone when he thinks you're being insulted or harassed

And with hands i mean exposing them to 100% until they are pissing their pants and begging him to leave them alone 🤩🤩🤩

Also also, gives me off a similar vibe to dazai with the "maybe having to walk on eggshells" around them but ranpo doesnt make you feel as watched tbh as dazai which would kinda make it easier to talk to

but bro isnt as smooth as him so whOOP 💀💀

Overall iconic and a solid 8/10 🤩🤩🤩💕💕💕

The random ratings i gave them LMAO 💀💀💀 hope u like em 🗿

#bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #dazai x reader #bsd dazai #kunikida x reader #bsd kunikida #ranpo x reader #bsd ranpo #dazai osamu #kunikida doppo #ranpo edogawa

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blackstarchanx3new · 8 months

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I LOVE YOUR RED DESIGN SO MUCH

He is SO OOOUUUUUUUUUHHHHGGGGG

all your designs for the fsr cast are so so so tasty i love them all ooouwwwaahhhwhwhhwhwhwaahaewawawaaa

Thanks! XD

There's no competition, I love the new one SO MUCH.

Trying to make them all look different while still having that Link flare is a challenge but fun.

His pink hair is such an improvement over the bright red that blended WAAAY to much into his hat.

Trying to draw his eyes more similar to how Akira does as well.

I made him slightly paler and Blue slightly less pale to give them some skin variation.

Red's hair and skin were blending too much imo before I made him paler. Working with various shades of red and pinks is so hard agh.

Gave him a more cherry red tunic too + a red for his belt and hat rim.

I'm taking this as an opportunity to talk about things I love about drawing/designing them.

Blue's super long side burns are a favorite design choice tho. XDDDD

Blue also has a more unique nose shape being inspired by the noses in Soul Eater.

Him having no tights I think shows his wreck-less nature. XD

Thicc eyebrows are visually tasty and don't let anyone say otherwise-

Vio's face + hair is a favorite of mine. He has such a draw-able face.

Him wearing twilight princess Link's outfit is very fitting for him I think.

Him always having his sword visible is annoying to draw but also shows he perpetually has it there is kinda off-putting.

It's also SUCH a stark contrast when in the head space he has no armor and is in way less clothes. I wouldn't call them "revealing" because they're not, but they are compared to his 100% head to toe covered look in the real world. No armor, no long sleeve shirt no long tights. Just a baggy t shirt and shorts lol.

His tunic having a chainmail layer underneath is fun, Vio is the most armored up Link out of the four atm with his arm guards PLUS chainmail.

Vaati is literally color-picked from minish cap and his design is taken right from that too, but playing around with him reverting back to Wind demon mode is super fun art wise.

His colored Akira art is so desaturated agh. XD

I'd love to give Vaati a new outfit at some point tho.

Dark's blank slate design is a favorite of mine. He's so dang cute but I'm very excited to draw him in new things when he gets a new outfit. I think atm tho it draws attention to his creepy chest eyeball, changing hair and his expressions more since his outfit IS so bland.

I just love Link. He is so precious to me. Trying to work in all the colors from the four of them was a challenge but also really satisfying in the final design I think.

I just love how Green is tiered and his hair is similar to Link's but with a cap on. Also he makes me like the color green I typically don't like working with green. XDDDD

His hair is a MESS and inspired by Oracle of ages manga Link's hair. Specifically how it tilts down instead of sticking upward like in FS.

Him wearing Ocarina of Time Link's outfit is fun but I think it works better on Shadow. XDDDD

I'm really happy people liked Gannondorf because I struggled hah. My art style is more simple than Akira's but I'm glad I could capture the essence of Gannondorf. UwU

Like, he was mostly inspired by Twilight Princess Gannon with Wind Waker and Ocarina Gannon flare.

Ngl I love how OOT Link's outfit looks on Shadow Link. He looks so edgy.

The hot topic boots and different toned brown for his chest belt and actual belt are just the cherry on top. XD

I try to keep his hair in line with how it's drawn in FS because it gives him a unique silhouette when he's a shadow.

Though I'd love to design him more Gannondorf inspired attire like his desert cloak.

His TP manga Midna inspired look was mostly due to me wanting to find a way to show his expressions while ALSO showing he is an entirely black shadow.

Anyways yeah, FSR is very fun to work on visually XD

#four swords returns #four swords manga #four swords adventures #four swords #four swords returns au #loz fsr au #loz

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joishuhu · 4 months

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hi there! I'm part of bee and puppycat cookbook zine hosted by ProfessionalDew on Twitter! It's a paid at cost? (I'm actually not too sure ngl i kinda forgot) I made this little promo art for it! I also have a print design and recipe card design in this. It's a really big project but ya!

But here's the kickstarter link if anyone's interested!

kickstarter

Anyways, I hope you have a cool day, I don't know how the cookbook will look in the end but I hope it ends well!

Also I'm vegetarian haha so I didn't pay attention to all the dishes but the photos look tasty so maybe it will be tasty haha

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moonlight-tmd · 3 months

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How do you feel about merformers?

And for something fluffy, Blitz and Bee making and sharing snacks together!

Merformers are a fun concept, like those biotech fellas swimming in the sea and somehow ending up in lake erie and meet each other. Autobots are your local normal mermaids while Decepticons are sirens (the evil versions, most often resembling sharks in the fish half).

BlitzBee and making lunch for each other- sweet! I feel like Blitz would know Bee is all for sweet stuff and tried his best to get some but for there's just not much to get in the ranks, outside of the supplies Swindle provides. I think he knows few recipes and tries his best to make rust cookies in their humble kitchen and ngl they turn out decent, they aren't the best but at least they're not burned.

Bee has all the things he needs, but 0 cooking skills. He is a pretty good mixologist so most often he'll make fun smoothies and drinks for Blitz to try out on their meetings. Sometimes he steals stuff Optimus baked and brings them too, the food he himself makes is... edible.

Speaking of snacks- i once had an idea about Bee finding Blitz's snacks. Blitz is part of the Autobots team by now and Bee was looking for something to eat cuz he ran out of his sweets in the secret stash and stumbled upon a box of nicely prepared metal salad in Blitz's art room. And so, like any partner would do, he ate Blitzwing's salad. It was... kinda good actually.

Blitz found him eating the salad after a while, he had that uneasy expression when Bee asked about it. Blitz took the salad away from him and told him to not eat his food, Bee assumed he was upset that he ate his food. But that didn't stop him, from time to time he would go out of his way to find the same nicely prepared salad hidden in different spots in the art room, one time Ratchet caught him eating a salad and Bee told him Blitz made it. He didn't know why the old docbot had a disgusted expression the moment he offered him some.

Later he overheard Ratchet scold Blitzwing for letting Bee eat his food and that he better not let him eat any more. So from that moment all the salad he was finding mysteriously disappeared. No matter how much he asked Blitz to give some to him, he wouldn't. He never knew why it was bad for him to eat something so tasty and healthy- like, Prowl had salads all the time, why was it bad for him to eat one too?

Yeaaah, Bee has developed a taste for cannibalism by accident. Neither Ratchet or Blitzwing let him know about it tho. And if you ask why Blitzwing had mech metal to make the salads, he just took some from the corpses of stray 'cons that Ratchet was supposed to scrap and instead he somehow got persuaded into letting Blitz take care of them in secret (maybe so they save on fuel cuz Blitz needs a lot of it).

Geez it was supposed to be fluffy and it still somehow took a dark turn...

#maccadam #tfa #ask box #blitzbee

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dislyteshack · 2 months

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Ngl Im kinda on board with su jue x yu ran in an au way

Maybe I want them to murder each other like they do in slay the princess 🥺

In an alt universe of course

I'M SO SAD THAT NOBODY HAS HEARD OF SLAY THE PRINCESS BECAUSE THE THEMES FIT THE EVENT I TRUST

Is yu ran not forced by someone else to put an end to su jue in a way?

I know I don't normally ship so easily

But after playing through the event there's just something so tasty about like the au possibilities

I mean we already have the narrator the slayer and the princess filled up already

the old fart also seems like someone who hates dying

OH OH!

The voices can also take the different possible forms of Bai ze

Because there's a lot of vagueness to what yu rans patron looks like right?

It's like a big paradox just like how you never know if the slayer has a beak or not

Okay so like for example you can say like the voice of the stuff and could have a more dragon like appearance and then something like the meeker voices could lean on to the preylike bovine animals

IM SOBBING

The venn diagram of dislyte players and slay the princess lovers is so small

#dislyte #dislyte au #dislyte yu ran #dislyte su jue #should I even tag stp nobody is going to care

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orengesz · 8 months

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😭 Vamos, Sainz. What a fantastic performance for a team home race, I know it's not GP, but I can't wait to see the mans leading in red tomorrow

Catch me crying in the club so hard I feel like I'm choking. I'm on edge, sleep deprived and my emotions are so heightened rn.

They need this. The deserve it.

If ferrari fuck up any of their pit stops I will not hesitate - these hands will be flying.

Ngl, max looks fucking stoked to be stood next to two gods. As he fucking should.

Now if only he could, idk, maybe have a little tyre issue... Or slide off through the gravel.... Idk, just maybe. Throwing a few suggestions out there because we all know what p1 outcome is going to be 🙄

Bestie, ily2, but your man is an undefeatable unit and he needs to fuck off for this race. He could sit out literally every race for this season and still win. Although, 10 consecutive race wins record does sound kinda tasty 🤔😌

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paperandpencilsandskips · 3 months

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I've been watching these YouTube shorts about making fly fishing and ngl some of those fly fishing hooks do look kinda tasty

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stay-corner · 2 years

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[fiery desires - hyunjin]

synopsis: hyunjin is bored at the club, and his only idea of entertainment seems to be making out with people he barely knows (aka you)

word count: 3.7k words

warnings: suggestive, nothing really nsfw happens but it's kinda filthy ngl, simply because hyunjin is being a bit of a slut. a lot of grinding going on. slight hyunjin x minho (they dance together), slight hyunjin x jeongin (they kiss). mentions of alcohol, mentions of smoking, mentions of getting drunk (not reader and hyunjin, and nothing non-consensual happens between anybody). a lot of dirty dancing oops

a/n: hey everyone i'm returning with this little story, but the truth is that this has literally happened to me last night down to every detail and i just had to write it down cuz i can't stop thinking about it, it was so hot >n< i got a bit carried away with exposition and interactions between the boys, and it's a bit sloppy, but i hope you enjoy it nonetheless!!

"yo, wanna go out tonight?" is what you hear as soon as you pick up the phone - not even a greeting before he jumps right in, though you suppose that's already to be expected of jisung, your loud yet endearing best friend. he sounds cheerful as he invites you out clubbing, and you quickly glance at your clock - 17:25 - before you ask him who else is coming.

"oh, the usual! felix and minho already said yes, and seungminnie said he might come if he finishes his shift early, uhh..." he starts thinking loudly, before he continues in a slightly disappointed tone - you can almost hear his pout. "channie hyung said he's busy working on a beat, but... i plan on calling a friend of mine as well! minho knows him too, it'll be fun!"

well, you can't exactly refuse, given jisung's contagious enthusiasm, and quite frankly, you could use a relaxing night out, a chance to sway your body to the rhythm and stop thinking about what's been weighing on your mind lately. and so, you agree to go, and you decide with jisung to meet up in front of the usual club you go to at 22:00.

when you get there, only jisung and his friend have arrived. you soon notice that he's taller than jisung, with a prettily angled nose, sharp eyes, and rather... tasty-looking lips. before you can admire the sort-of-stranger any longer, jisung already jumps into your arms, spewing out greetings.

"oh my god, i haven't seen you in forever, y/n!"

"ji, you came over two days ag--"

"this is my friend!!" he interrupts you, and it's such a common occurrence, you can't exactly bring yourself to be angry at it. if anything, his energetic nature rubs off on you slowly, and you gladly approach the kind-of-stranger, extending your hand.

"hi, i'm y/n!" you smile at him, and he simply slips his hand into yours as well, grip gentle, eyes slightly lidded down at you.

"hyunjin," is all he responds, before he nods shortly and lets go of your hand. his fingers are soft, warm, and one look down at them establishes that yes, indeed, they are very pretty.

pretty enough to have your thoughts stray for a moment, until hyunjin throws his head back and starts groaning, hands slipping into his pockets, and you're bashfully taken out of your trance.

"c'mon, jisung, let's just go in!"

"what? no! we have to wait for the others!"

"but i want to dance, though," he whines, head rolling to the side, eyeing jisung with something you can only describe as a nasty, angry look, though his pouty lips tell a completely different story. he's kind of cute. jisung merely laughs, taking out his phone and checking if he's gotten any texts.

"stop complaining, we'll go in soon."

that seems to shut hyunjin up just for a few minutes, his leg tapping impatiently on the sidewalk, but that proves to be long enough for felix and minho to appear - along with a friend of theirs, jeongin. you haven't met many times, but you did get to know him well enough in order to be aware of the fact that he's a complete lightweight, and he's definitely going to get wasted after his second shot.

when jisung sadly confirms that seungmin can't make it tonight, the six of you make your way into the club, the neon lights and bass-boosted music already making your worries slip away, body bouncing gently to the current song - you don't know it, but it's quite catchy. Soon enough, your small group finds itself on the dance floor, and you let all your inhibitions go, hips swaying side to side, throwing your arms in the air and then letting them fall over your curves.

everyone is having a great time, though it instantly becomes pretty clear that hyunjin is an amazing dancer, his limbs moving with a casual confidence, each step decisive, controlled, yet completely effortless. it seems as if his entire body is coordinated, slithering to the beat in a powerful, yet sensual manner. he's not afraid to flirt and impress, a sly smirk soon taking over his features in the dim lighting.

it's hypnotizing, really, the way he moves his body, waist rolling unapologetically under his button-up shirt, arms swinging in a mesmerising manner, only accentuating his dancing in an elegant, intoxicating way. he's sort of intimidating like this, on the dance floor, untouchable, completely in control of himself, yet so wild all the same. after a few songs, you start to understand his rhythm, and for a moment you wish you could dance with him, bodies pressed together.

it's not exactly your lucky night, because just as that thought strikes your mind, hyunjin's gaze starts fleeting around the group, before it meets minho's, across from him, and the former doesn't hesitate as he takes two steps forward, one hand falling on the dip of minho's waist, the other raised in the air as the two of them begin to sway together. minho holds onto hyunjin's shoulders and he cracks a naughty smile, gaze sharp as he pulls him closer, torsos rolling into each other's.

the entire group starts hollering - they're both amazing dancers, and admittedly they look hot grinding onto each other so shamelessly - and you hoot as well, hand coming up to cup your mouth, though... you kind of wish you were in minho's place. you can feel your ears heat up when hyunjin's hands trace softly over minho's body, moving upwards, before they jump over to his own neck, undoing two of his shirt's buttons. his irresistible complexion shines with a thin layer of sweat, and it drives you crazy - so much so, in fact, that you have to look away, the blood rushing to your cheeks making you feel both ashamed and fired up.

when hyunjin and minho split up, and hyunjin does a seductive turn, hips jutting out just slightly, you almost reach out from behind; you almost grip him tightly and press his back flush to your chest, and you almost roll your hips directly into his inviting ass. the thought is so irresistible, but it's so wrong - you don't really have the confidence; you don't even know each other properly! it would be so weird...

as such, you settle on dancing next to jisung, who seems to sense that something is wrong, yet he doesn't say anything, arm simply snaking around your shoulders, his voice booming into your ear, hyping you up when you start dancing with more fervour. you two jump together and bump into each other, and by the end of the song, you're drenched in sweat, and you forget for the time being about how compellingly sinful hyunjin is being.

that is, until all of you go out to get some fresh air. the club has a staircase leading up to the roof, and that's where you find yourselves, perched on the cold floor, resting your legs for a moment. some of the boys light up their cigarettes, and felix and minho open their freshly bought beers, taking a big sip at the same time, then exhaling with satisfaction.

you all start chattering under the moonlight, but soon enough, hyunjin's slouching, silent frame catches jisung's eye. as mischievous as ever, jisung's gaze glints dangerously, and he chirps up at the same time as you grab felix's bottle, gulping shortly from it. the alcohol glides down your throat, and it manages to wake you up a little.

"ay, hyunjin, what's with you?" your best friend nudges him with his foot, but hyunjin merely grunts, shaking his head and leaning back, hands supporting his body.

"c'mon, why are you sulking? are you upset?" jisung persists, and his pout seems to do it, as hyunjin soon sighs and gives in. huh. he seems to have a soft spot for the chubby-cheeked ball of nervous energy, although all they do is bicker incessantly.

"... i wanna make out with someone," hyunjin eventually whines out, bottom lip jutting out, feet wiggling in frustration as his head falls back, exposing his beautiful neck. "i'm bored and lonely."

the boys start laughing, and you find yourself giggling as well at his antics, yet at the back of your mind you just wish to nibble on his bare skin, feel his salty sweat under your tongue, maybe climb on his lap and grind down--

"damn, okay, we have to find hyunjin someone, then," minho chuckles, taking another sip of his drink, and jeongin laughs along with him, nodding amusedly.

"just kiss jisung, go on," felix's voice raises above the others, and his gaze switches between hyunjin and jisung, a cheshire grin overtaking his freckled face. at this, however, jisung's smile fades, an alarmed expression settling on his features as his hands start waving on front of him.

"oh, no, hell no! no way, please, i don't want to!" he all but yells, and at this, hyunjin starts laughing as well, shaking his head in disbelief.

"you guys are crazy," hyunjin responds, and when he stops laughing, the traces of a lazy smirk remain. the image awakens something in you, and you look away once again, overwhelmed.

minho clicks his tongue.

"then make out with jeongin, you sap," he finally exclaims, gesturing with the beer bottle in his hand toward jeongin, who is sitting right next to hyunjin. jeongin doesn't seem to mind, simply shrugging, and when hyunjin sees no hint of resistance, he slowly leans in, capturing jeongin's lips without hesitation.

everyone, once again, starts hollering, yet the kiss couldn't have lasted for more than two seconds, before jeongin breaks it with a short "okay, that's enough" and a chuckle. hyunjin backs off respectfully, yet it's written all over his features that he's still eager to kiss someone, at which jisung simply points out the obvious.

"hey, there's still y/n and felix!"

he means it jokingly, if you were to consider the silly laugh escaping him afterwards, but felix doesn't seem opposed to the idea. you're slightly more alarmed, though, doe eyes staring back at hyunjin, who seems to have taken a sudden interest in you, completely ignoring felix's presence, even though the boy is sitting on the other side of his body.

after a few seconds of staring, he begins crawling toward you on all fours, slowly, eyes never leaving yours, though neither of you have said anything at all, not denying nor accepting the idea. you share a silent understanding, and when he's close enough, the alcohol seems to finally kick in and you get a surge of adrenaline, leaning forward just a bit as your hand grabs his jawline, angling his head so you can slot your lips on top of his.

it feels like electricity.

hyunjin appears to enjoy this quite a bit, letting out a short breath through his nose, but you're the one who's left surprised, as you didn't quite expect him to start leaving open-mouthed kisses over your lips, tongue teasing at your mouth right away. you adapt quickly to his rhythm, fingers never once letting go of his face, and you dip your tongue into his mouth, tangling it with his own. he tastes like cigarettes, but with a sweet undertone that you can't quite put your finger on, and his lips are so soft, so warm, but they move with such energy on top of yours, the contrast leaves you breathless.

you break off the kiss after a few seconds with a soft pant, your mind lucid enough for insecurities to start to get a hold of you - what if he doesn't enjoy it? you’re giving him the chance to stop - but hyunjin doesn't back off just yet, and your hand doesn't fall from his face either, just lingering. when you open your eyes, the way they gaze at his lips before raising to meet his own awakens something in him, and hyunjin shows no remorse as he leans in once again without a warning, pinning your back to the wall behind you.

you're taken aback once again, but by now you're already used to his kisses - messy, wet, yet not sloppy at all, and, perhaps the best word to describe it, passionate. he seems more unhinged now, wilder, as if his goal is to completely devour you, and you feel his jaw move under your hand, grip tightening just slightly in order to keep him in place, ground yourself into reality. the voices of your friends fade away quickly as you lose yourself in the burning sensation of kissing hyunjin with such ardour, his lips moving on top of yours expertly, leading the kiss with the sort of confidence that makes your thighs clench underneath him just slightly.

much like his dancing, the kiss is seductive, sensual, intimate, yet entirely controlled. it's a playful flame swaying atop your mouth, and although his tongue grazes against yours every time his mouth opens, none of your mixed spit dribbles down your chin. you're surprised he can dominate such a feverish kiss without having it spiral into something much more primal, keeping it neat, sort-of-acceptable in spite of its strange nature and setting. in spite of your hand gripping for dear life his jaw.

you wonder whether it's hyunjin's first time doing something like this, and you soon decide that it's probably not, given his excitement and his impressive kissing skills.

the second kiss lasts longer than the previous one, but eventually, hyunjin (regrettably) pulls away, settling back in his place. the moment his lips leave yours, you already want more, want him back on you, want his hands to trace all over your body, leave you breathless, pin you down and hover over you, dominate you entirely with ease and confidence. his apparent indifference as he pulls out another cigarette makes the fire burning inside you even more intense, blood pumping hotly in your veins, encouraging you to seek more, to grab what's yours and to seize it.

you're still aware enough not to act on those thoughts - hyunjin just wanted to casually make out with someone and that's it - but you can't help the heavy sensation churning in your lower tummy, making you shift your hips lightly, swallowing heavily as you keep replaying in your head the feeling of his heavenly, plump lips rubbing harshly on top of yours.

after another minute that feels like an eternity, you're back on the dance floor, trying to remain nonchalant and unbothered.

after a while, it's not that hard, as the music begins to seep between your cracks, and after a beer and some more sips stolen from minho and jisung, you barely think about what has happened between you and hyunjin. you just let the music guide your body, feeling yourself get more daring, hips circling deliciously to the beat, the boys' surprised "oooh"s merely encouraging you further. you all have fun bouncing and throwing your hands in the air, holding each other and laughing at whatever funny move one of them thinks of pulling.

nothing exactly worth of note happens for a while, although hyunjin's buttons begin popping off one by one, and at one point the boys form a grinding chain, everyone already at least tipsy by then. you remain off to the side, dancing on your own, not wanting to make things weird, though hyunjin, who's at one end, quickly grabs you by the arm and pulls you behind him, letting you roll your body into his.

his scent makes you feel dizzy, eyelids falling shut as your mind muffles out the music, only the bass vibrating through your bones as your hands grip firmly the sides of hyunjin's waist, hips swaying in time with his. when he pushes back into you, you experimentally thrust your hips into his own, and hyunjin dares turning his head to the side, half of his face in your view as he smirks back at you, eye shining with mischief and... something else entirely.

you muster a smirk of your own before you roll your hips once again, and you feel a chuckle rumble through hyunjin's body. the feeling makes you bite your lip, press closer to his back, but before you know it, they all break the chain, and you hesitantly let your hands fall to your sides, once again dancing on your own.

after another half an hour, you let your exhausted body fall onto a couch, right in front of your friends, and you simply watch them wiggle to the music, though they start joining you one by one until hyunjin and jeongin are the only ones on the dance floor. the song playing is quite heated, and hyunjin slowly begins to peel his shirt off his shoulders, letting it fall down his muscular, pale arms. you bite your lip at the sight, and although you shouldn't ogle him so openly, it can't be helped. he's gorgeous.

hyunjin doesn't seem to mind, however, as he begins playfully swinging his shirt in the air, above his head, before he approaches you first, with light steps, grabbing the ends of the shirt in his hands and wrapping it behind your head, pulling you up and into him with the shirt around the back of your neck, a dangerous smirk pulling at his swollen lips.

there's not much you can do, hands falling on his shoulders as you begin to move, bodies synchronised. the song proves to be merely background noise, especially with the way hyunjin is looking at you, ravenous, insatiable. that same glint is present in his eyes, and by now you think you've got it figured out, though you don't want to jump to conclusions.

his naked torso rubs against your own, one hand coming down to secure itself around your waist, not leaving even an inch between your sweaty bodies. your faces are so close, and your gaze falls back onto his lips, yearning for another taste, for another surge of adrenaline. hyunjin teasingly leans down even further, his bottom lip barely touching your upper one, and you think this might be it, you'll finally get to have him once again - your hand even sneaks from his shoulder to the side of his neck, nails grazing the skin, and he hisses, before--

before his grip on you loosens, and his warmth is all of a sudden ripped away from you. he takes a step back, looking back at you with a bratty grin.

you can only chuckle and shake your head as you sit back down, and he pulls felix up in the same manner in order to dance with him as well, though his eyes keep fleeting back to you. with want. with need. you defiantly stare him down, arms crossing.

well, two can play that hard to get, you think to yourself.

that is, until none other but "i kissed a girl" by katy perry starts playing.

in hindsight, it isn't the best song in the playlist at all, and you don't quite understand why the beat gets you so worked up, but, before you know it, you're up and dancing once again, moving to the beat in a downright profane manner, your head hanging back as you sing out the lyrics, losing yourself to the music.

hyunjin slips himself next to you, but you don't pay him much mind, focusing more on enjoying yourself, hands rubbing down your body and back up, a small smirk pulling up one corner of your mouth; teasing, daring.

as expected, he doesn't hesitate now either.

hyunjin, much more impatient by now, sways until he's right in front of you, singing along as well. although you mostly keep your eyes closed, you still take a few peeks at his face, at his naked torso, and when his frame gets closer to you, pulls you into him, you don't protest, your arm curving around his lithe waist.

his hands rest on your shoulders, and your hips swing from side to side, one of his thighs snaking its way between your own, wanting as little space as possible between your bodies. you feel his breath fan over your cheeks, and when you start rolling your body into his, he soon follows your lead, letting your chests touch and depart before your pelvises do the same, waists rolling sinfully, excitedly, hungrily.

it couldn't have been more than five seconds of dancing onto each other like this, rubbing and swinging and grinding shamelessly, before his left hand leaves your shoulder and cups your cheek, angling your face up so he can connect your lips for the third time this night. it's, once again, unexpected, yet entirely welcomed, and your hand tightens on his sweaty back, a small moan escaping your throat.

hyunjin grunts in response, and he leads you backwards, until your back is flush with the wall, his frame pinning you to it, arms on either side of your head. he pants hotly into the kiss, hips still swaying softly, and his tongue feels heavy as it slides over yours, lips roughly brushing against your own. when your hands start tracing the waistline of his pants, you feel him chuckle, though he doesn't break the rhythm - instead, he pushes into you even harder, mouth slotting over yours perfectly, leaving you empty-headed, completely unaware of everything else happening around you.

the wall is cold against your back, but it does nothing to calm down the heartbeat hammering into your ribcage, or the burning sensation in your veins, in your nerves, so tingly, so needy. your thighs rub softly, but hyunjin quickly pushes his thigh between yours, hand coming down forcefully in order to grip at your left thigh, bringing it up to curl around his waist, forcing you to whimper pathetically into him, hips jutting reflexively.

that seems to be the last straw for him, as he immediately breaks the kiss, a small string of saliva hanging between your lips. he breathes heavily, and when your gazes finally meet, you know for sure what the glint in his eyes truly means.

lust.

and before you can grin up at him, push him away and strut back to your friends, his arms flex around you, keeping you close, and he leans in until your noses brush, rasping out some words in a whisper that leaves you speechless, knees buckling under you at the promise of what's to come.

"can i have your number?"

>w< thank you for reading!! if you enjoyed this work, you can check out my masterlist right here, and you can stop by my inbox anytime you'd like, with a request or a simple thought! feedback is very much appreciated, and so are reblogs!!

ily, take care, stay hydrated!!

- lunar

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suntails · 4 months

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😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭😞😂

It's my mood looking at your posts

it's so good,,, the way you draw silver and lilia. Their tumultuous relationship of denial of lilia's love of silver at first and acceptance of it later

Then you add MALLEUS!!! RAHH MY BROTHER TON TON 📢📢 he who has been loveless since a wee babe but then Lilia RAHH RAHH GAHH

And then sebek and it's 💔💔💔 shatter, break, broken

I'm just wondering how the mc and grim would feel

Like y'all be listening to the most heartbreaking shit and like,,, no hug? You no kiss the boy?

Anyway :) uhm I rlly like your art it makes me scream Abt silver it's crazy

AAA I MISSED THIS!!!

FGHBJD THANK U!!!!! silver and lilia rly get me ougghh it hurts, theyre so wonderful they LOVE each other and the way silver doubts it,,,,, AUGHHH MY HEART!!!

malleus i put him in my pocket. i love the tension and angst potential im so unbelievably excited to see as book 7 progresses and we get to start seeing his POV on everything, like OUGH its gonna be tasty

SEBEK. SEBKE. cannot understand how ppl couldnt love him by now, his story STINGS and the way his attitude has been shaped by his grandfather, on paper? fine cool whatever. but with the context we have NOW? after seeing lilia pelted w rocks by humans, after watching humans kill the princess of the kingdom, the hardships fae faced no it makes SENSE why this attitude has been carried forwards, even if its not right to hold onto against ppl of modern time. it adds a sense of realness and understanding to him that i love, and im happy to see him growing and learning

ngl to me, yuu is a walking camera and i kinda forget theyre technically a character GHFJJFK but if i were there id be giving them a colossal hug

ty very very much!!!! :D spins u in a circle <3

#ask #twstwonderlandstuff

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mooncalfe-art · 6 months

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HOO, my heart has bursted 10,000 times across 142 and 144, the tasty implications of Barlow misusing dragon scale magic, Donnie's obsession with Armaggon, Mushroom "helping that one time", the separating happening as seen when they were learning the 10th cut but happening more "organically" than implied, the bit of exposition from Venus about what the dragon scales are, Venus referencing her future self, that teaming up at the end?? I'm trying to keep this short so it doesn't turn into a thesis paper but I cannot wait to see how all these things in particular culminate as the story goes on, even more how it'll echo down the line. (It made me wonder exactly how many of those dragon scales were "shed" after that summoning Kitsune tried, and who, if anyone, had also collected them. )

Also echoing the sentiment of being sad to see you go from TMNT but excited to see what you'll be writing and drawing next.

ngl It's irritating that there's negative reactions because a lot of interesting shit is going down right now (on top of seeing that Ninjara art you posted earlier) in the comics. I also might be reading into it a bit too much but some of the dialogue from the last two issues has felt very... reminiscent of dialogue from Venus in the past and I need to yell, and giggle, and kick my feet at the absolute tickle it gave me to read it in Venus' new version.

gorgeous work as always, okbyeeeeee

Thank you so much!! I really appreciate hearing your thoughts. I can't reveal too much but you might be on to something, there may be more dragon scales out there. >:)

Every issue/story has its share of negative reactions and criticisms, that just comes with the territory! I usually try to avoid looking at that stuff because you can't please everyone and it's pointless to try, but some of the criticisms that my dialogue is shitty or my characterizations of the Turtles are bad kinda gets to me, I won't lie. It's okay, though, it's part of the job and I always move past it and try to do my best with what I have.

I'm glad you noticed some of Venus's dialogue being inspired by some lines from Next Mutation! ;)

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foxsnails · 1 year

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🍣 Salmon Tiger Adopt! 🍣

Made this pal while experimenting with my style, they’re kinda tasty looking ngl

Buyer gets full res ref, RBs appreciated!

(SOLD)

#my art #furry adopt #adopts #character adopt #anthro #furry #I almost forgot to post this here bc I’m silly #silly!1!!

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star-star-fall-inlove · 1 year

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ITS VALENTINES DAY AND WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? FLIRT!

So yeah Happy Valentines and if u get a random pick up line in ur inbox yep that was me. And to celebrate Valentines!!!

(Most are pickup line tho one will be a joke because...no just no)

Today was the day! The day of love and romance, and you were going to make your dear friends feel the love with your overwhelming affection. You already decided what you were going to do! And it's time to make it happen~ you slipped the the goodie bags you made yourself on their desk. You couldn't wait to get they're reactions! You walked away with a smile on your face happy to have completed your little project successfully.

Heartslabyul

♡ Riddle was surprised to say the least. Who could have put this on his desk? And why? This is unbelievable..this must be a joke now way would someone give him a chocolate and a...paper? When he read that paper slip his face was reddd like he was extremely embarrassed! But he appreciates the paper ...

The paper says: If beauty were time, you’d be eternity

♡ Trey was also a little shocked at first but he was suddenly overcome with amusement. This was really cute and nice and he would cherish this! The chocolate was tasty too ngl and he thinks he knows who might have given this to him. He's definitely going to back them something and give them a little note tomorrow!

The paper says: Are you a cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

♡ Cater got extremely happy when saw the gift on his desk! He most definitely bragged to the other's about this! He didn't care as much that the other's got the same gift as him. Because he was sure his had a certain feeling behind it. But either way he was happy and posted about this surprise gift! He was really happy when he noticed it wasn't chocolate but his favorite snack #BestValentine #Hilarious Pickup line #Happy Valentines Day

The paper says: Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off!

♡ Deuce He was stunned tbh like he was frozen still to the point he looked like a statue! He only recovered when he noticed Ace got one too. He was curious as to who gave him these? Not that he does mind...in fact he likes it a lot. He was red the whole day and very distracted. He really liked the pickup line

What the paper says: If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

♡ Ace Woah Woah WOAH! Is this chocolate!? And a note! HELL YEAH! He was so excited he couldn't stop talking about it allll day it was starting to get annoying. But he couldn't help it! The note was extremely hilarious and the chocolate was goood. He definitely wants to thank the person who gave this to him! And he would definitely find them!

What the paper says: Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

Savanaclaw

♡ Leona, He wasn't planning on going to class at all but Ruggie wouldn't stop nagging him so he had no choice. He didn't really know what he felt when he saw the gift on his desk. But either way he was a little curious and opened the note..I don't know how you did it..but you made him a chuckle. He couldn't help it! It was just to damn cheesy! Who in this twisted world would even write this?? Actually he has an idea of who did. He'll be sure to tease you when he sees you

What the paper says: Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.

♡ Ruggie, He was very interested in the chocolate now! Tho he kinda wishes it was a donut but he'll take it anyway. He wasn't interested in the note at all until Jack had mentioned so he decided to read it. He was caught of guard. He expected a "I love you" not this! Though it made his day so he'll take it

What the paper says: Now I know what a hot fudge sundae lacks. A hot slice of you.

♡ Jack, Chocolate? It's been a while since he last had Chocolate. And it was very delicious! He ate a couple of the Chocolate before reading the note. His usually serious face went red a little and couple of laughs could be heard. He's never laughed this hard in a while...

What the paper said: If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents

Octavinelle

♡ Azul, He was a confused to see a note and a bag of chocolate on his desk. Tbh he was Hella suspicious of the goods, it took him a while to eat the chocolate. He only ate it after he read the note, His opinion on the note? Oh he thought it was weird...but He guesses it was cute...

What the note says: Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

♡ Jade, Jade was amused, don't get him wrong though he is curious to know who gifted this to him. And he will be investigating this matter soo yeah watch out, haha don't worry tho he'll most definitely thank you! And he'll give you a gift of his own that's all. He'll also compliment the chocolate you made and maybe ask for the recipe if he really likes it.

What the paper says: You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.

♡ Floyd, He wasn't interested in valentine at all. That was until he saw the gift in his desk. So he got curious and opened it tbh he wasn't really interested in the chocolate, he was more intrigued by the note. So when he read it he exploded in laughter honestly it was scary to the people next to him. Man his sides hurt too and couldn't breathe. But his thoughts on the gift were positive! Yayy

What the note says: I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Scarabia

♡ Kalim, Kalim was confused but flattered. He didn't really understand the line but he thought it was cool and he could tell it was a compliment? He most definitely asked Jamil what he thought the paper meant and who thought gave it to him. But let's just say Kalim was veryyy happy the whole day! He very much liked the bracelet that was given to him!

What the paper says: If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’

♡ Jamil, Was also suspicious of the gift. Tho he later confirmed the chocolate was okay to eat when he saw the aduece duo eating similar chocolate. He wasn't really interested in the chocolate tho he did eat some. Let me tell u a secret he might not show it but he enjoyed the gift a lot!

What the paper says: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

Pomefiore

♡ Vil, Vil wasn't shocked since he already received tons of chocolate and gifts from his fans. He wasn't surprised when there was some cheesy pickup line on a paper he also want not surprised for the gift to be a necklace that seemed to be hand-made. But he was surprised when he noticed a familiar writing style. He couldn't hold back a little a smile he had for you, this was very nice. He was also happy that you gifted him a necklace instead of a traditional chocolate or bear. You will definitely see him walking around with it on sometimes

What the paper says: I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.

♡ Rook, He already knew it was you who gifted him this! He was in the classroom when you were going to drop the gifts on the desk. So of course you just handed him the gift with a smile. He was very thankful and liked the chocolate a lot! The note was very amusing and he'll be sure to write u a poem for you!

What the note says: You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?

♡ Epel, Tbh Epel was having a bad day today, So he was annoyed when he say something on his desk thinking it was from Vil he walked up to his desk ready to throw it away when he noticed it was bag with a note. So out of curiosity he opened the bag. He actually never thought he would get chocolate and note tbh. That doesn't mean he doesn't like it! Infact he's very happy considering that today is Valentines! Though Vil might just take this chocolate from him....so he has to be careful

What the note says: If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

Ignihyde

♡ Idia, You gave the note and gift to his brother Ortho! Idia was a little embarrassed and nervous at first but he eventually opened the note and red it...AND BOY WAS HE FLUSTERED! Like the tips of his hair was pink! Just imagine if u said this to him in person? Oh lord he'd die.

What the note says: Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?

♡ Ortho, He was surprised when you came up to earlier with a bear and bag. He was really happy when you gave him the bear and note! He found the joke hilarious! Ah! He promise to give the bag and note to his brother! So don't worry

What the note says: Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Diasonmia

♡ Malleus, He was the most surprised of them all. He would never expect anyone would give a him gift since...yeah. But he can tell who gave him this! He couldn't wait to see you tonight! So just expect to see a happy dragon man with flowers and chocolate for you and only you<3 You might even get a kiss On the forehead.

What the paper says: Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?

♡ Lilia, He was amused, This was really cute! He could tell who wrote this and they weren't being very sneaky about it tbh. Just expect a note and box of chocolate on your desk the very next day! It might be to late but it couldn't hurt to repay you back! He hopes you enjoy his homemade chocolate as much as he enjoyed yours<3

What the note says: I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

♡ Silver, Silver was also in class the only difference is he was sleep. And when I say he was sleep, he was really in dream land so he didn't hear place the bag down. He only awoke when the teacher taped on him. He was confused when he saw the bag and ofc suspicious of it at first. But he eventually ate the chocolate when his father said it was fine to eat. Also bonus points you made him blush and chuckle because of the note!

What the note says: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?

♡ Sebek, You were placing the gift on his desk when he caught you. Manz demanded you tell him what you were doing. So all you could do was come clean and tell him that it was a Valentines gift for him. He was flabbergasted but had an odd overwhelming feeling of pride? Anyway to say the least his face was red and was stuff like "Oh? Uh um you got me a gift? Will..I.I see...will human thank you" He cleared his throat a lot lol! He greatly appreciates it so yayy

What the note says: You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.

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I hope u guys enjoyed this lol! Because it was fun writing this<3

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