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Telephone Sheep by Jean Luc Cornec

We should give David lynch a delicious burger

I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

Tool assisted speedrun sex with my source engine physics wife

A Beautiful Death - my design of a LICH that appears in the story I’m working on

Redditors talk like mad libs except every blank is filled with 2012-2016 memes

theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

Id like to propose we invent a paper document u can have where it states that youve had a prescription for so many years, that u can just have it. Walk into any pharmacy. 200 miles from home. Nobody has ever heard of you. Show paper. Get prescription. For free. A prescription diploma. You put in so many years on this prescription, you graduate from having to ask for it. Life could be so perfect.

the silly

There are 7000 aid trucks waiting at the Egyptian border

got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was

The smiling winkerrrr

Me after googling something I knew I’d regret

I basically hold objects of significant potential demonic power once a week

Eating him

this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in