Itty Bitty Timmy becoming Superman obsessed instead of Batman obsessed
And he somehow still manages to tail Superman for photos without Superman knowing.
Like, his parents move to Metropolis instead of Gotham. He gets saved by Superman at three instead of watching the Graysons die.
He fixates.
He pinpoints where Superman appears to start from during emergency vs where he starts from via regular patrol based on the level of crime stopped and manages to find not only the Daily Planet, but also Clarks goddamn apartment building.
He manages to get a list and pictures of all reporters at the Daily Planet.
He figures out who Superman is.
Superman only realizes he has a child following him around when said child almost gets too close the the action.
And then he does it again.
And again.
In the middle of an argument, the same one that would have driven Jason away, Superman flies into the cave holding a windswept Tim.
"Please teach him how not to die." Was probably not the best opener, but Clarks suffered multiple small heart attacks thanks to the kid, and he needs help from the only completely human hero he knows who can go toe to toe with gods.
The other option was Green Arrow, but Tim's need to solve mysteries fits more with Bruce than Ollie.
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Roy would definitely let Phoebe paint his nails.
First he only ever lets her do black or dark blue. But then she begs (asks more then once because Roy is a sucker for her) him to match her so there he is walking into the locker room with neon pink nails with a glitter top coat.
Jamie sees them almost instantly and asks if she can do his when he sees her that weekend at Roy’s house because some how that’s something that happens very frequently now, so of course he tells Jamie yes.
Colin overhears all of this and later asks if he can tag along for some gold nails, then Sam asks if she has any blues that would look good on him, Dani is obviously into it so he goes with them and gets polkadots.
They all end up around Roy’s coffee table in the living room blowing on their nails while Jamie leans against Roy’s good leg painting Phoebe’s nails to match his and Roy’s glittery black because “I want to match my uncles!”
(Jamie later cries about the uncle comment and Roy just kisses his head and runs his thumb over the smooth polish)
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Batfam and co as things me and my friends have said PT 3 (holy shit-)
Tim “I like to collect rocks, sometimes flowers-“
dick “I collect mentally ill introverts!”
(silence)
Batfam “ U S ??????”
dick “duh.”
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Jason “What up bitches!”
bruce “language.”
jason “oh sorry.” {clears throat} “WHATS UP BITCHES??”
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Damian “ANARCHY!!!”
Tim, on two hours of sleep “YEA”
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{older} Jon “I gotta sneeze-“
{Older} Damian “If you make me spill any amount of this nail polish I swear to EVERYTHING YOU FEAR-“
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Steph “I have thick thighs- I feel like I could fit a teenage male on my lap and be okay-“
Duke {sits on lap}
/silence
Duke “….was I not supposed to-“
Steph “THIS IS MINE NOW!!!”
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Dating Jamie Tartt would include…
tw: implied abuse?? implode sex, basically fluff
I take requests!
he’s closed off at first
not like closed off like some people think. It’s more like he sleeps around to deflect and distract himself from his trauma
he warms up to you quick though
he loves the different perfumes you use
he loves you complimenting him
he gets a little jealous when you get extra friendly with his teammates
even before you’re dating
and believe me, you get pissed with him and tell him off
that just makes him fall even harder for you
finally, after Man City, you guys go out for a drink
you talk
eventually you go back to your place and just talk
for hours and hours until morning and he has the courage to ask you to go to coffee with him
you say yes ofc
I mean, it’s Jamie Tartt
you understand him, probably better than most people
which he finds as unusual
so he leaves and goes to change, take a shower, and then picks you up
your relationship takes off from there
you will find little love notes on your desk, slipped under your door
flowers in your arms after games for him because who cares if it’s not manly
you know when you played you loved getting flowers, at least
he visits you on his off days in your office
the two of you haven’t gone public yet when roy gives Jamie the talk
it’s pretty mellow, lots of “fucks”
but tbh it’s Roy Kent
on your one month anniversary Jamie buys you a stylized j necklace and one of his jerseys
asks you to wear them to the next game
you accept obviously
your present is a handmade collections of pictures, momentos from your dates, inside jokes, everything
he takes you out to dinner - a really fancy dinner
he almost can’t eat because he keeps getting distracted by how beautiful you look
you walk back to his house, his jacket over your shoulders, right under his arm
you joke and laugh and he’s falling in love with you even more
“what?” you ask him, laughing.
he kisses your head. “nothin’. you’re just beautiful.”
you head back to his place and spend all night, but let’s just say you don’t get very much sleep
in the morning you set up a spa day before Jamie wakes up and put a face mask on him
it’s a true sign he likes you that he lets you paint his nails, not just the toes, the nails, too
blue with red stripes and yellow cuticles for the game the next day
you pull out your phone and there’s 1500 texts and notifications and surprise, surprise there’s a picture of the two of you
it’s of you last night, Jamie’s lips on your forehead
after that, the two of you aren’t shy about your relationship
before the game, you get even more interviews than usual
you’re decked out in the box
Keeley and Rebecca give you knowing looks
you tell them to shut up but it’s smiling
and when Jamie runs onto the pitch, you’re cheering the loudest.
his eyes find you and you wave. He gives you a whole armed waves that is impossible to ignore, his face split into a huge smile.
you match it so he knows that you’re always his biggest fan
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