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skylarinfinity · 1 year

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m/n: [look at mantis] you know mantis, when i look at your face carefully you a good mix between creepy and cute.

mantis: [tilt her head to m/n] wait you look at me? why your emotion full with love?

m/n: [blushing] uh, if you tell this to anyone else i kill your son [run away from mantis]

mantis: [shout at m/n] but m/n i don't have a son- [realise what happening] oh {that's really weird way to say you like someone}

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fantasticgothicpeachsludge · 3 months

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Cody, collecting seeds on every planet they go to: Enrichment for my beloved’s enclosure.

#codywan #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #star wars #like in the mantis in jedi: fallen order #*Cody giving Obi-Wan a handful of seeds* Obi-Wan: ENRICHMENT!!#obi wans enclosure being his room on the negotiator #star wars the clone wars #incorrect quotes #the clone wars #starwars #if I remember right Cal also had some plants in his room in the order 66 flashback #CODY GIVING BABIE CAL SEEDS FOR HIS ROOM #I love you Cal Kenobi/disaster lineage Cal with my whole heart

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romanoffshouse · 2 months

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Peter Quill: When was the last time you let someone hug you?

Drax: *thinking*: Two years ago.

Peter: Two years ago?

Drax: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Mantis out so I let her hug me.

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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Mantis: We’re out of dirt

Gamora: *confused* What?

Mantis: Dirt

Gamora: Wha-

Peter: She means coffee

Peter: *turning to mantis* Y/N told you to say that, didn’t she?

Mantis: Yes

Peter: *sighs tiredly* Of course

#gotg incorrect quotes #gotg #guardians of the galaxy x reader #guardians of the galaxy incorrect quotes #gotg x reader #peter quill x reader #peter quill #peter quill x reader platonic #gamora #gamora x reader #gamora x reader platonic #mantis #mantis x reader #mantis x reader platonic

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echos-scomplink · 1 year

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Peter: Good night

Mantis: Sleep tight

Y/N: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself

Rocket: Great, now Groot's crying

#incorrect quotes #incorrect x reader #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect guardians of the galaxy quotes #gotg #peter quill #star lord #mantis #rocket raccoon #rocket #marvel groot #groot #guardians of the galaxy

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incorrectgotgquotes · 2 months

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The High Evolutionary: Would you fuck your clone? Asking for science.

Drax: I would not because that would be gay sex and I’m not gay.

Quill: I’m not gay but I would totally fuck my clone.

Nebula: I’m gay but I still don’t want to fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird.

Thor: I’d fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed.

Loki: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Kraglin: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.

Gamora: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

Rocket: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.

Mantis: It’s not the same as masturbating, it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

Adam: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.

Ego: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro clone-fucking I am.

Groot: <You guys are nasty and I’m, frankly, a little concerned.>

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #gamora #drax the destroyer #rocket raccoon #groot #mantis #nebula #kraglin #adam warlock #ego the living planet #thor #source: tumblr #High Evolutionary #loki

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incorrectquotesmcu · 9 months

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Drax: I’m not a human. Could a human do this?

Drax: [screams]

Mantis: Yeah, I think they could, actually.

#source: buffy the vampire slayer #drax #drax incorrect quotes #mantis #mantis incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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fandomnerd9602 · 4 months

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Mantis fusses…

Mantis: I just wanted my love bug to have a great Christmas

Y/N wraps her in a hug…

Y/N: as long as I can hug you, I’m gonna have the most amazing Christmas ever

Mantis giggles…

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #guardians of the galaxy #mantis #mantis x reader #pom klementieff #gotg #gotg imagine #gotg fluff #christmas romance #marvel christmas #Christmas #christmas fluff

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happylittleshrub · 4 months

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Rocket is good, but he isn't nice (usually!)

#guardians of the galaxy #gotg #gotg fanart #rocket raccoon #mantis #gotg mantis #drax #incorrect quotes #source: mao mao heroes of pure heart

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fvck-the-patriarchy · 8 months

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GOTG on Incorrect Quotes ft. my OC! (because why not?)

Nave: If you water water, it grows.

Quill: ...What.

Mantis: She's got a point.

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Gamora: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Quill: No.

Nave: No.

Gamora: Didn't think so.

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Nave: Good. Thanks, dad.

Rocket: You just called Yondu “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.”

Nave: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”.

Yondu: Do you see me as a father figure, Nave?

Nave: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

Quill: Hey! Show your father some respect!

Nave: I didn't call him DAD!

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Quill: Rocket, you’re in charge!

Nave: Rocket, can we start a fire?

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Gamora: Nave taught me to think before I act.

Gamora: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

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Nave: Hey, are you alright with swearing? Asking for a friend.

Quill: Yeah?

Nave: Bitch.

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Nave: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.

Rocket: All good bro, any time.

Nave: Fuck you.

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Nave: When I was younger, Quill told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Rocket: They are!

Nave: FOR REAL?

Rocket: No! Why did you fall for it again?

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Drax: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Quill: You left me, Rocket, Groot and Nave in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Drax: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Nave, pointing to Quill and Gamora: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves*

Drax: Okay!

*five minutes later*

Nave: *returns and sees Quill and Gamora unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!

Drax: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.

#incorrect guardians of the galaxy #incorrect guardians of the galaxy quotes #guardians of the galaxy incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy x reader #incorrect gotg quotes #gotg x reader #gotg x oc #rocket raccoon #rocket raccoon x reader #peter quill #peter quill x reader #gamora #drax the destroyer #mantis #yondu udonta #platonic guardians of the galaxy #roquill #star lord

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malvo-ish · 8 months

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Adam: Mantis, how do I get revenge on my enemies?

Mantis: The best revenge in life is letting go and living well :)

Adam:

Adam: Rocket, how do I -

Rocket: Bomb.

#gotg #incorrect quotes #adam warlock #mantis #rocket raccoon #guardians of the galaxy

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duckapus · 6 months

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WarioWare Incorrect Quotes Collection

Wario: Boil up some Mountain Dew, it's gonna be a long night.

5-Volt: That is the worst thing you could've possibly said.

Ashley: Cauldron Boil and Cauldron Bubble, Baja Blast to Fuel My Trouble...

Jimmy: Why do you challenge them?

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Spitz: Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire.

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Wario, after meeting Mona the first time: I've never been an inspiration before.

Wario: Not sure if I like having this much responsibility.

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Mona: What did you two do?

Kat:

Ana:

Mona: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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9-Volt: Why would anyone hate Wario?

Lulu: Maybe because they met him?

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Red, Texting: Ashley, there's a really big moth on the bathroom door, can you come get it?

Red: Please Ashley I'm gonna cry.

Red: Ashley

Red: Ashley?

Ashley, Texting: Hello, this is the Moth. You're next.

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Lulu: I have no parental figures to tell me not to wrestle bears.

5-Volt: It's me, I'm that parental figure. I'm telling you now; Do Not Wrestle Bears.

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Orbulon: I had too many magic beans.

Orbulon: The magic beans are coursing through my veins!

Dribble: Uhhhh, Orbulon?

Mike: Ignore him, he ate seven containers of Tic Tacs.

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(During WarioWare Snapped)

Wario, handing forged Health and Safety approval stickers to Kat and Ana: Okay kids, plaster these on anything that looks like a lawsuit.

Ana: Wario, is this legal?

Wario: When the cops aren't around, everything's legal!

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Dr. Crygor, trying to learn internet slang: So Yoink is just the opposite of Yeet?

Penny: Yes but it's just as fast.

Mantis, also trying to learn internet slang: *nods solemnly* The Stars Yeeteth, and the Stars Yoinketh away.

Cricket, looking out the window: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me on impact.

Doris 1, with the tone of someone with Experience: It isn't.

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Ashley's Parents: We raised a perfectly well-functioning child.

Ashley: Oh, I have a sibling I don't know about?

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*Mona, Cricket and 13-Amp are sitting in jail together*

Mona: So who should we call?

13-Amp: I'd call 5-Volt, but honestly I feel safer in jail.

Cricket: *sighs* And Master would probably see it as some kind of learning experience.

Mona: ...Wario?

13 and Cricket: Wario.

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Wario: Clearly, this is the Stars' way of punishing us.

Jimmy T: I thought you didn't believe the Stars are divine beings.

Wario: I do for the bad stuff...

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Cricket: Sorry, I didn't catch your name.

Cicada: That's okay, I didn't throw it.

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13-Amp, reading from an online quiz: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for ten million coins?

9-Volt: You stab me, then when my leg gets better we buy all the games we want!

18-Volt: Oh! You stab me too, then we can have 20 million!

9-Volt: Good thinking!

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Wario: While I'm gone, Jimmy, you're in charge.

Jimmy: Groovy!

Wario: *whispering* 5-Volt, you're secretly actually in charge.

5-Volt: Obviously.

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Cicada: Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit now has a body count.

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Captain Syrup: So, who exactly is in charge here?

Wario: Well, on paper I'm the CEO, but in practice it's usually whoever yells the loudest.

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fallenorder-incorrectquotes · 10 months

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Cere: Cal’s ability to manipulate certain situations in his favor is admirable, I would never constrain it.

[five minutes later]

Cere: CAL THE RULES OF CANDYLAND ARE VERY CLEAR—

#someone please write a fic of them playing candyland #or maybe I will #we shall see #if I had to guess which member of the mantis crew was the most competitive #it would be cere all the way #you cannot change my mind #source: actioncookbook #cere junda #cal kestis #jedi fallen order #jedi fallen order incorrect quotes #jedi survivor #jedi survivor incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #greez dritus #bd 1 #merrin

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bejeweled-jyn · 8 months

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Conversations on the Mantis

*Merrin and Cere laughing together*

Cal: I heard you laughing. What’s soo funny?

Merrin: for starters, Cere is a lesbian.

Cal: what’s so funny about that.

Merrin: you aren’t surprised?

Cal: I mean I’m just confused because she doesn’t have four arms or purple fur.

Merrin: Cere is gay not a Lateron.

#star wars #stinger mantis #mantis crew #merrical #jedi survivor cal kestis #jedi fallen order #jedi survivor #cal kestis x merrin #cal kestis #nightsister merrin #cere junda #incorrect star wars quotes

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lesbian-deadpool · 2 years

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Y/N: How do you manage to stay so positive?

Mantis: Delusion.

Y/N: *Nods slowly*

#source: tiktok #incorrect marvel quotes #mantis x reader #mantis imagine #mantis #avengers x reader #avengers imagine #avengers #marvel x reader #marvel imagine #MCU x reader #MCU imagine #marvel #MCU

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incorrectgotgquotes · 3 months

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Rocket: [screams]

Drax: [screams louder to establish dominance]

Mantis: Should we do something?

Quill: No, I want to see who wins.

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #drax the destroyer #rocket raccoon #mantis #source: unknown

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